I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 188 Catch the toad and squeeze out the shit (please subscribe)
Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi away with a dissatisfied expression.

"If you have something to say in front of everyone, don't babble."

Yang Yunyi said cautiously: "Mr. Sun, do you think there is such a possibility? Your grandfather sent you the phone bill."

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience burst into laughter.

Yu Qian and Guo Degang in the background laughed even more.

Although he hasn't seen each other for more than four months, Guo Degang is also worried that Yang Yunyi's level has dropped, but to be honest, he is very satisfied with today's cross talk.

But as his apprentice, Lao Guo actually understands it.

I have always wanted to write a unique cross talk and create a new burden.

But no matter how powerful a person is, it is impossible for him to continuously output, which is impossible.

No matter how strong a man is, it will only take an hour at most.

If it exceeds an hour, there is a problem with the body.

Anyway, now Guo Degang is at ease, he is at ease about Yang Yunyi's level.

And Yang Yunyi also understands that continuous output is not advisable, and he still needs to take a break occasionally and use some old jokes to perform.

There is a saying that we are actually growing up on the shoulders of giants.

Sun Yue replied angrily: "Fuck you, why would you need to charge for calling at that time!"

Why did you not say that there were no telephones at that time, because China already had telephones at that time.

If there is no phone, Sun Yue's scholarly family would not be established.

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, that's what it means. Why else would your grandfather say, we don't want to be an official anymore. There are risks in being an official. As long as you have a good body and be down-to-earth."

Sun Yue groaned, agreeing.

"The main thing is to have a good body, which is normal."

Yang Yunyi continued: "That's why Mr. Sun's family has earned a lot of money by relying on their good health, and they are now so rich."

Sun Yue said modestly: "It's not considered rich, just well-off, well-off is counted!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Ms. Sun's grandfather, to his father, often do business with foreigners!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and began to be humble again.

"It's a multinational company, a family business!"

Yang Yunyi gave a thumbs up: "Speaking of which, I still admire Teacher Sun's father. There is also a word in his father's bedroom."

Sun Yue reminded: "Don't be a slut anymore, my father can't bear such humiliation!"

The audience laughed, indeed!
Not to mention men, women can't stand such humiliation!

Yang Yunyi said: "No way, there are also four characters in the picture in his father's bedroom, it's called death if you don't make money!"

Sun Yue was puzzled: "What do you mean you will die if you don't make money?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I'm just guessing. If you don't make money, you will die. Although the words are simple and domineering, and can also reflect the personality of Mr. Sun's father and the desire of this multinational company to make money, I have to say In a word, this is very vulgar, and it will always give people an inexplicable feeling."

Sun Yue was unhappy: "You say my father is vulgar?"

Yang Yunyi let out an ah, indicating that he was sure of what he said.

He is not afraid of offending Sun Yue, he just thinks it is vulgar.

Sun Yue said indifferently: "Are you sure about the four characters in my father's bedroom? If you don't make money, you will die?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, do you think I didn't go to school! Yes, I admit that my education is not high, only at the level of Peking University and Tsinghua University, but I can still recognize these four words."

Sun Yue said to the audience: "Look at the shameless appearance of this man, he is still comparable to Tsinghua University and Peking University. This is the first time I heard that a person who has not graduated from junior high school can be comparable to Tsinghua University and Peking University. Besides, the four words in my father's room , It’s not that if you don’t make money, you will die!”

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi was surprised.

He asked: "Isn't it true that if you don't make money, you will die, or if you die, will you make money?"

Sun Yue rolled his eyes a hundred times and replied, "That's called Jizhuanhuiyuan. If you don't make money, you will die. You have no culture!"

At this moment, Yang Yunyi once again showed the characteristics of being uneducated.

"What do these four words mean?"

Sun Yue explained: "Ji can be interpreted as hard work; earning means winning; Yuanduo refers to the emperor's garden. The four characters of Jizhuanhuiyuan are a metaphor for everyone's hard work, and the enterprise can prosper."

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized, and gave Sun Yue a thumbs up.

Then he asked again: "Then the adverb hanging in your father's study is not about catching toads and making shit out of them?"

Sun Yue was dumbfounded, and the audience burst into laughter.

The laughter directly penetrated the roof, caught the toad, and squeezed out shit. How did this guy think of it? It's just nonsense to the extreme.

Sun Yue said viciously: "You must never go to my house in the future. All kinds of calligraphy in my house will be ruined by you. You are really not worthy of such an elegant product."

Yang Yunyi didn't care about these things, he urged: "Mr. Sun, quickly tell me about the eight characters hanging in your father's study, are they catching toads and making shit out of them!"

Sun Yue said with a pooh: "This is called a bright future, carry on the past and open up the future!"

The audience couldn't hold back, and neither could the actors backstage.

Yang Yunyi is a genius at recognizing characters, there are piles of them in a mess, and he has no idea what is in his mind.

The future is bright, and the future can be recognized as catching toads and pulling out shit. What kind of talents can do this?

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, Mr. Sun's family is rich, and they always take big planes when they go abroad!"

At this moment, Yang Yunyi took out a paper airplane out of nowhere, heaved a sigh of relief and threw it out.

Let alone this plane, it flies quite far.

Sun Yue didn't dare to disbelieve: "The big plane my father was flying in was thrown out!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "This is an ordinary aircraft, this is J-10!"

Sun Yue didn't like to talk to Yang Yunyi: "Return J-10, I'll fuck you! I think you can't speak a single sentence now. Paper airplanes, can people sit on them!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue, and replied, "I'm so embarrassed!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "What's the use of this! You can get a seat with just a click, and the airline will go bankrupt in the future."

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, I'm flying, ouch, Teacher Sun's father is flying, pants, pants, pants, bang!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, you said flying, pants, pants, what's wrong with my dad's pants?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue proudly, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Sun, you have never been on a plane before! This is the sound of a plane flying into the sky. Even if you are so rich, you don't know it!"

Sun Yue heheed twice, and said sarcastically: "Wow, you are talking about an airplane. If I didn't know, I thought it was a green leather train!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunyi said another sentence.

"Is it possible that it was the hand-holding Torraski?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and so were the audience.

A tractor is a tractor, what is a walking tractor driver?
Maybe they didn't know that Yang Yunyi was talking about the hand-held tractor, not the hand-held drag driver.

(End of this chapter)