I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 215 You Have to Pay IQ Tax (Part [-])
Yang Yunyi said: "No, Teacher Sun, what I mean is that although you only have a few words, to be honest, it is not easy for you."

Sun Yue agreed: "That's right, I agree with that!"

Yang Yunyi said: "So, there is no job in the world that is more difficult than being a fan."

Sun Yue frowned: "Why do I feel that you are still acting weird?"

Yang Yunyi was silent, and then said: "Is it not easy?"

Sun Yue was stunned, he was not happy anymore.

"Everything is easy, nothing is easy!"

Yang Yunyi hummed meaningfully: "Yes, it's not easy! Although we are joking, the cost here is a lot of steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed Salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted su pan, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed assorted, stewed Zi'e said that I'm hungry."

Sun Yue exclaimed: "Why are you still reciting the name of the dish? If you finish reciting it, our cross talk is about the same. You, just rely on this to get on stage!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, what I mean is, we chattered hundreds of sentences on the stage in a funny way, and my brows were sweating, so just say one and give me a thumbs up." Said a word, good!"

The audience in the audience laughed, as if that was the case.

Then they also yelled hello, and they yelled very loudly, as if Yang Yunyi couldn't hear him.

Sun Yue said helplessly: "I just have a good word, and let everyone in the audience say it."

Yang Yunyi continued: "There are audience members who have stood up to fight for the funny ones. He said that the flattering ones are not called fraud?"

After saying this, Luan Yunping in the background felt that she was being connoted.

He is fragile now, and always feels that someone is targeting him.

How can I call myself a fraud, Tsinghua Academy of Fine Arts is also a part of Tsinghua University!
I said that I graduated from Tsinghua University, there is no problem, no problem at all!

But now Luan Yunping can only hold back in her heart, not saying anything, not willing to listen to the cross talk on stage.

Just say it, how come you always involve yourself.

In fact, he is really sensitive.

If Yang Yunyi had an opinion on him, he would talk about it offstage, not on whoever he was on stage, and what his master liked to do on stage.

Sun Yue held Yang Yunyi back and asked, "Hey, who said that?"

Yang Yunyi also replied angrily: "That's right, how can you say that! Still cheating, it's not obvious that it's robbery!"

Sun Yue said: "What did you say?"

Yang Yunyi hurriedly explained: "I didn't say this, they thought it up!"

At this moment, Luan Yunping felt that she had been connoted again. How could she have robbed her? To be able to be the chief manager in Deyun Building, she has the ability.

Other people in Deyun Tower, see if they have this ability.

So I didn't snatch other people's positions at all. It's because others don't have the ability, so I don't allow myself, who is capable, to take the position. What's the matter?

Gao Feng turned his head and saw the expression on Luan Yunping's face constantly changing, and asked with concern: "Are you all right, aren't you feeling unwell?"

Luan Yunping forced a smile and replied: "It's okay, I guess I ate something I shouldn't have eaten in the morning, and now I have a bit of a stomachache!"

It seems that whenever Luan Yunping has something on her mind, she will have a stomachache. This is not just once or twice.

On the stage, Yang Yunyi went on to say: "Actually, the actors who make me laugh seem silly and naive, but in fact they are very smart. We have an idiom to describe them."

Sun Yue was a little curious: "Tell me quickly!"

Yang Yunyin procrastinated: "That's right, that fool is as wise as he is!"

The audience didn't catch it at first, but Sun Yue added.

"What does it mean to be stupid and wise? I'm still less than mentally retarded! What's the matter, am I a fool?"

Now the audience understood and laughed.

It turns out that it is said that great foolishness is like wisdom, not that great wisdom is like foolishness!

Yang Yunyi got angry, and said, "Mr. Sun, can you stop being so high-profile, I'm a big fool. What are you doing, if you really let people know, you have to pay IQ tax!"

Sun Yue said incoherently: "This is high-profile, and fools have to pay IQ tax. You are such a mess. What is IQ tax? Is it paid like this?"

Yang Yunyi snorted and asked back.

"Mr. Sun, you know better than me. Tell me, what is IQ tax?"

Sun Yue wanted to explain, but he was at a loss for words. In the end, he could only struggle and said: "I can't tell you, anyway, if you are not stupid, you have to pay IQ tax!"

The audience also began to cry, but this IQ tax is quite interesting, and I learned another knowledge point.

Yang Yunyi smiled: "Teacher Sun, who usually likes to read books and pretends to be an educated person, is now speechless. To be honest, I didn't expect this."

Sun Yue was dissatisfied: "What is pretending to be a cultured person! I just want to say that this is not called being stupid or wise, nor is it called Xiaoyu mentally retarded."

Yang Yunyi understood: "I understand, it's mentally handicapped, right?"

Sun Yue exclaimed: "There is no such idiom! Besides, it is equal to the mental retardation and other people in Deyun Tower!"

Yang Yunyi clapped his hands: "Although I agree very much, I can only agree in my heart. But what about you, what about you after talking for a long time?"

Sun Yue whispered: "About equal!"

The audience laughed, and Yang Yunyi laughed too.

Yang Yunyi said: "Actors know how to laugh at themselves, this is the basic quality of an actor!"

Sun Yue chuckled twice: "I'm blackmailing myself, and I'm still laughing at myself!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "This is a style of acting. In fact, I really admire Teacher Sun. I don't believe people say you are capable!"

Sun Yue said, "Others say I'm capable, but you still don't believe me!"

Yang Yunyi immediately changed his mind: "I believe, I believe you are capable. Talk about learning to sing these four homework, and tell me which one you are good at!"

Sun Yue responded modestly: "It's not good to say, if you want to talk about these four subjects, you can still learn them!"

"Able to learn?"

"Can learn!"

Yang Yunyi asked: "If you can learn, what can you learn?"

Sun Yue replied with a smile: "I can learn to sing all kinds of things, such as flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, jumping in the grass!"

This can be regarded as a new use of Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue's old jokes, because they have performed similar ones before.

But traditional jokes, that's it.

If a cross talk actor keeps innovating, it's terrible, and he can't do it.

Even if Yang Yunyi came back from time travel, he would not be able to output continuously, otherwise, he would have become a cross talk master long ago.

Obviously, the current Yang Yunyi is still a long way from the cross talk master.

Based on the time he entered Deyun Building, he was actually still in the process of learning art.

　As for why the protagonist wants to film, it is either filming or doing business.I don't know how to do business. If I'm filming, I can still learn some knowledge by reading other novels.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)