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Chapter 216 Bringing the Essence of Our Ancestors

Chapter 216
Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said triumphantly: "Everyone, what's the matter, does Teacher Sun still need my praise? Is this my flattery?"

When he said this, Yang Yunyi's hand had already slapped Sun Yue's left cheek a few times.

The sound was heard by the audience.

This was a slap and a sarcasm, and the audience laughed again.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi far away, pointed at Yang Yunyi with dissatisfaction and said, "You flattered me and slapped me on the face, it's your face, right?"

Yang Yunyi came back, walked up to the microphone and said, "I mean, Mr. Sun, you are really capable!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop it, it's just that little ability, don't let me blow it to death."

Yang Yunyi said: "The audience who are here today, the time has come to witness your own story."

Sun Yue was puzzled: "So what are you going to do?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I'll show you one time, and learn how to fly in the sky."

Sun Yue didn't feel that there was a trap at all, nodded and said, "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi thought for a while: "Well, well, just learn from an elephant!"

At this time, some viewers shouted, "Isn't he just!"

Yang Yunyi stopped him and said, "Hey, don't say that about Mr. Sun. Mother Elephant won't be happy if you say that about him!"

There was another burst of laughter from the audience. After all, you also think he is an elephant, right?

Sun Yue said unhappily: "Hehe, Mother Elephant is upset, so I asked you, why do elephants fly in the sky?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Why don't you blow it on the ground!"

Sun Yue waved his hand: "Fuck you, there is no one like you!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi tentatively said: "Otherwise, you would have learned from clouds. It stands to reason that you would have learned from a fat cloud."

Sun Yue seemed to understand: "Ah, I understand, I will be a little fatter, and you will come out a fat cloud, what if I am a thin person!"

Without even thinking about it, Yang Yunyi blurted out.

"You're skinny, it's totally impossible."

Sun Yue scolded angrily: "I think you are looking for a smoke!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry! The reason why you are asked to learn from clouds is because clouds are ever-changing. If you can play a cloud, I will obey you."

After hearing this, Sun Yue said bluntly: "I can't learn it!"

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice: "Look at this shit, I can't learn it. I can't learn it, how can you be so confident."

Sun Yue asked with his hips akimbo: "Who is justified!"

Yang Yunyi said again: "Otherwise, you can't learn how to fly in the sky, you can learn how to run a head office on the ground!"

Sun Yue was very satisfied: "You can run on the ground!"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's fine to run on the ground, then you can get one, a dung beetle!"

Sun Yue took a deep breath, with a look of helplessness on his face.

"Your life is so boring, what are you doing like a dung beetle?"

Yang Yunyi didn't like to hear these words, and asked: "What's so boring about learning a cute little animal?"

The audience began to cry, is the dung beetle cute?

If the dung beetle thinks it is cute, it is quite perverted.

Sun Yue also said with a look of disgust: "Do you think dung beetles are cute? That's fun, and the cutest thing is, why did you pick a dung beetle? This thing is really disgusting."

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied: "No, Teacher Sun, what's wrong with the dung beetle, isn't the dung beetle cute? You can't learn it, so give me an excuse here!"

Sun Yue hummed: "I tell you, no matter whether dung beetles are cute or not, no one can learn from them!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he was not convinced.

"Mr. Sun, if you don't know how to do it, you won't do it. You have made so many excuses. You don't know how to do it. I can only say that your acting skills are not good enough!"

Sun Yue was even more unconvinced, so he almost lost face.

"Oh, according to you, you can learn!"

Yang Yunyi said proudly: "Then don't say it, I can!"

Sun Yue showed a triumphant smile: "Since you can learn, then you have one!"

For this reason, he did not hesitate to attract the audience.

"Everyone, he said he can learn, shouldn't he have one!"

At this time, the audience shouted, "Come one, come one!"

Gao Feng became interested in the background: "It's the first time I've seen dung beetles, and I can learn them. It's interesting!"

Luan Yunping also looked surprised, but did not speak.

And Yu Qian just came back, and he was surprised to hear that he was going to learn from the dung beetle on stage.

"Go out and shoot a few TV series and movies, and even the dung beetle can learn it. It's really amazing! Let me see how he learned the dung beetle!"

Seeing Sun Yue's expectation and the audience's shouts, Yang Yunyi didn't hesitate at all!
"Come one, come one!"

After speaking, Yang Yunyi rolled up his sleeves.

Seeing this, Sun Yue made a joke.

"Yo, it's quite white, it's a white dung beetle!"

Yang Yunyi didn't listen to his ridicule. After rolling up his sleeves, he started to push, Sun Yue, Sun Yue was pushed several times, and he came to his senses.

The audience was the first to react, the dung beetle pushed shit, this shit is Sun Yue, right?

Whether it was the front desk or the backstage, everyone laughed together.

What is this called? It's really fun to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred.

Sun Yue scolded angrily: "Go, go, you die!"

Yang Yunyi was unmoved: "What are you doing, don't make trouble, I'm at work!"

After saying these words, the audience burst into laughter again. They laughed so hard that their stomachs ached and they couldn't straighten their waists.

They were thinking about how Sun Yue couldn't hold back his smile.

Sun Yue said angrily: "You go to work, what class do you go to, you learn from dung beetles, and I learn from dung balls, right?"

Yang Yunyi said seriously: "You have to cooperate with me, you have to get out, you know!"

Sun Yue refused without even thinking about it.

"I don't learn, and I don't cooperate! You can get out if you want, as far as you can!"

After Yang Yunyi stood up straight, he mocked: "After talking for a long time, you just can't learn anything, and you still have some skills. Where did you get the skills?"

Sun Yue quibbled: "I'm not saying I can't learn, I just want to learn to sing!"

Yang Yunyi said meaningfully: "You said you can learn to sing!"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Of course!"

Yang Yunyi frowned and said, "Learn to sing, anyone can do the simple ones, and who can't sing a few lines!"

Sun Yue said a few times, and interrupted: "Don't underestimate this, not everyone can learn to sing."

Yang Yunyi thought for a while and said: "Well, since you said you can learn to sing, let's come up with a difficult one, which everyone thinks is good!"

Hearing this, Sun Yue said, "What!"

"National quintessence!"

Sun Yue suddenly realized: "Go to your uncle, aunt, and second uncle!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with his hands behind his back: "No, Teacher Sun, why are you swearing? This is not like you, you are not like this in front of big guys."

Sun Yue was a little aggrieved and noisy.

"Isn't that what you said about the quintessence of the country? Could it be that what I said just now is not enough for the quintessence of the country? If you have to bring your eighteen generations of ancestors with you, is it considered the quintessence of the country?"

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