I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 217 High Jump in the Toilet (Part [-])

Yang Yunyi gave Sun Yue a blank look. Is this guy's level of understanding so terrifying?

"The quintessence of the country I'm talking about is Peking Opera, can you do that?"

Sun Yue suddenly realized: "You are talking about Peking Opera! This Peking Opera, I can do it!"

Yang Yunyi gasped when he heard it.

"Mr. Sun, you have to show some face! You are good at Peking opera, and the audience in the audience are not so easy to fool. There may be some masters of Peking opera among them. How dare you say you can do it!"

Sun Yue was still confident: "Even if there are some masters of Peking Opera among them, so what? I can also play Peking Opera, and it has nothing to do with shamelessness!"

Yang Yunyi said suspiciously: "Well, if I open my mouth to sing a section, can you guess which section it is?"

Sun Yue said, "Sing, sing, hurry up and sing!"

Yang Yunyi opened his mouth and began to sing, but it was silent when he opened his mouth.

Then he said, "Come on, guess!"

The audience began to applaud, seeing Sun Yue's dumbfounded appearance, they liked to watch it.

But Sun Yue laughed, and then opened his mouth silently, and the audience's palms were even reddened.

Sun Yue asked, "Is that all right?"

Seeing Sun Yue like this, Yang Yunyi couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, draw, let's draw, shall we!"

Sun Yue mocked: "Whoever tied with you, you didn't even sing, so I tied with you, you are interesting!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "You are listening!"

Sun Yue let out an ah, and looked at Yang Yunyi.

"When I saw the princess stealing the arrow, I couldn't help but be overjoyed. Stand at the gate of the palace and call Xiaofan!"

When he sang called Xiaofan, Yang Yunyi broke his voice every day.

Of course it's the effect of the show, how could he break the sound!
Seeing this, Sun Yue asked, "No, is this someone stepping on you?"

Yang Yunyi quibbled and replied: "Who stepped on me, can you talk? I'm not someone stepping on me, I'm walking my throat!"

Sun Yue didn't hear clearly, and shouted: "Wait a minute, what are you going for a walk?"

Yang Yunyi explained again and again: "I am my sister-in-law for a while!"

Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "Walking sister-in-law?"

The audience also burst out laughing, walking away sister-in-law, how can I say this.

Sun Yue continued: "Would your brother be happy if you take a walk with your sister-in-law?"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi immediately shouted: "Brother, what's wrong, brother!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, good guy, let's walk with you for a walk with your sister-in-law, who is Sun Yue's wife, right?
But old viewers know that Yang Yunyi often makes fun of Sun Yue's daughter-in-law. Although they are uncle and nephew in name, in fact they are not very different in age, and they are called brothers in private.

Sun Yue pushed hard, and Yang Yunyi took advantage of the momentum and flew out, falling to the ground.

Pointing at Yang Yunyi on the ground, Sun Yue said angrily, "Who is your brother! Don't play with me, if you want to sing, you should sing well!"

Yang Yunyi stood up with dissatisfaction on his face.

"I dislocated my arm because of the push, and the audience is just below, otherwise I'd have to fuck you."

Sun Yue scolded angrily: "You can't sing well, can you?"

Looking at Sun Yue who was already rolling up his sleeves, Yang Yunyi hurriedly said, "Yes, why not, listen!"

"My lord revolted in Mangdang. He drew his sword and cut snakes all over the world. He obeyed the imperial edict of the king and surrendered. He divided his troops into Xianyang in two ways. The first Xianyang will be the emperor, and the latter will be the guardian of Xianyang."

This is Xiao Heyue chasing Han Xin in Peking Opera, but when Sun Yue sang along, Yang Yunyi immediately turned to the empty city plan.

"I was watching the mountain scenery from the city tower, and I heard the commotion outside the city. The flags were flying, but it turned out that it was soldiers sent by Sima. I also sent people to inquire, and Sima led the troops to go west."

Sun Yue was singing the next sentence. Firstly, Ma Di was incompetent and less talented, and secondly, when the generals were at odds with each other, he lost the Jieting. Only halfway through, Yang Yunyi started to turn to Shajiabang again!

"I think back then, when Lao Tzu's team just opened, there were only a dozen people with seven or eight guns in total. When I was chased by the imperial army, I was dizzy. Thanks to Mrs. Ah Qing, she told me to hide myself in the water tank."

Sun Yue understood, he didn't continue the next sentence, and just sang along with Yang Yunyi.

"The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha, the yellow-faced Dian Wei, and the white-faced Cao Cao"

"The birds on the trees are in pairs, and the green water and green mountains are smiling."

"Brother Liu's speech is too biased. Who said that women enjoy leisure, men fight at the border, and women weave at home!"

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky turn to the Big Dipper!"

"The sparrows outside the window are chattering on the telegraph poles. You say this, it feels like summer!"

"Brother Monkey, you are really amazing, the mountains of the Five Elements can't hold you down, a Sun Walker pops out!"

"I want, what is the use of this iron rod?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and then laughed: "It's really useless!"

Yang Yunyi screamed inwardly, why did he sing the song "Tie Bang", you must know that there is no such song as "Tie Bang" yet, and when he got excited, he sang too much.

But Sun Yue said that the iron rod was useless, and the audience in the audience began to cry.

But Sun Yue asked: "What's the use of the iron rod you sang just now, what song is it, if not, you have to sing another one for the audience on stage!"

Everyone is familiar with the previous song, but Sun Yue has never heard the latter sentence.

This kid always likes to sing his new songs on the cross talk stage.

At this time, Yang Yunyi is in a difficult situation, whether to sing or not!

It wasn't until the audience shouted and sang one, that Yang Yunyi explained helplessly.

"I haven't finished writing this iron stick yet, I will sing it for everyone after I finish writing it!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue said, "Then you bring the iron rod, and I can strangle you to death!"

After saying this sentence, Yang Yunyi's embarrassment was instantly resolved.

Yang Yunyi is satisfied in his heart, he is indeed his closest and dearest partner.

But at this time, he still pretended to be angry and said, "What are you doing, what are you doing!"

Sun Yue said: "It's fine if you don't sing, but you just sang to the end, is it still Peking Opera?"

Yang Yunyi retorted: "Why, being able to sing means that you can, right? Does it mean that you can sing?"

"It's not to show that I can!"

Yang Yunyi said with a chuckle: "I'm done singing, you just pick it up!"

Sun Yue was not convinced: "Even if you haven't finished singing, I can still take it!"

"You are arrogant!"

"I'm not arrogant!"

"You're proud, aren't you!"

Sun Yue denied, "I'm not proud either!"

Yang Yunyi heheed twice: "Your current situation is a high jump in the toilet!"

So I didn't understand what it meant, so I asked, "What do you mean?"

Yang Yunyi pointed at Sun Yue and said, "You are too much (shit)!"

The audience in the audience began to cry again.

It's a pity that they don't hate homophonic stalks very much now, or there is no such thing as homophonic stalks, or else Yang Yunyi will give them a few.

For example, the child's chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud, did you hear that, I miss you so much!

For another example, forget it, that’s what it means.

Anyway, Sun Yue was angry.

"What kind of talk is this? If you can't speak, don't speak!"

When he said this, Sun Yue's face twitched.

(End of this chapter)