I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 230 Dreaming of touching the moon at night
Chapter 230 Dreaming of touching the moon at night (for subscription)
Yang Yunyi replied: "It's easy, come and take him to the hospital!"
Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a blank look: "Nonsense, it's up to you to say that!"
Yang Yunyi said: "This is not nonsense, but Mr. Zhang, he is confused!"
When Zhang Wenshun in the backstage heard this, he laughed a few words: "Yes, I'm getting older and a little confused."
At this time, Guo Degang had no choice but to say: "Mr. Zhang, don't listen to this kid talking nonsense on the stage. After he comes down, I will tell him, how can he use you to kill him!"
Zhang Wenshun said: "It's okay for him to hit me up. There is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules in the audience. This is the rule of our cross talk industry. I don't blame him!"
Guo De was speechless when he heard this.
And Yu Qian also said: "Let's continue to listen to what he has to say next!"
On the stage, Sun Yue was puzzled: "Mr. Zhang is confused?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Isn't it? Why do people dream when they fall asleep? It's because the brain's thinking hasn't stopped working, and it's still running. Take what happened to you, what you encountered, what you've been to The scene is reproduced again, this is called a dream.”
Sun Yue looked at what Yang Yunyi said was logical, and nodded slightly: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "So, it's not to connect us with superstition, it's wrong."
Sun Yue agreed: "It is true that the two have nothing to do with each other!"
Yang Yunyi said again: "That's right, that's what it means. Someone once said that there are different ways of saying what to dream about."
Sun Yue expressed his understanding: "I understand this, explain the dream!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "It seems that you do understand a little bit, this is a dream, someone said, dreaming of water is good!"
Sun Yue said: "Is this meant to represent getting rich?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and pointed at Sun Yue: "Hey, it seems that you do have some knowledge. Indeed, if you dream of water, it means you will get rich. I have seen Teacher Sun's daughter-in-law, it is called a flood!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience was shocked.
Dare to say this, aren't you afraid of fighting on stage?
Dare to say this, aren't you afraid that you won't have friends in the future?
Dare to say this, are you afraid that it will not be broadcast?
Sun Yue hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, what did you just say?"
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue suspiciously: "What's the matter, this is, I said your daughter-in-law had a flood in her dream!"
Sun Yue breathed a sigh of relief, and said loudly: "You have made it clear, and you are not afraid of being misunderstood."
Yang Yunyi said: "There is nothing wrong with this, it means your daughter-in-law is going to get rich!"
Sun Yue said suspiciously: "But I haven't seen my daughter-in-law get rich either!"
Yang Yunyi said: "When I heard about this, I quickly asked your wife to buy a lottery ticket. Guess what happened?"
Sun Yue looked slightly expectant and disbelieving: "Is this a hit?"
Yang Yunyi yelled: "I won five thousand!"
When Sun Yue heard five thousand, he was so excited!
But soon, Sun Yue's face was full of doubts again.
"But why haven't I seen these five thousand?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Isn't your daughter-in-law managing the money in your family, so it has nothing to do with you!"
Sun Yue felt relieved: "That's true!"
The audience laughed out loud, it turned out that they were all like-minded people!
I just don't know how much Sun Yue's pocket money is for a month, and whether he has more?
Men, they just love to compare. They can even compare pocket money. It's funny enough.
Yang Yunyi continued: "Dreaming about water means getting rich, and there are people who dream of goldfish, they want money and get rich. If they dream about children, it's bad!"
Both Sun Yue and the audience looked puzzled, why did this go wrong?
Dreaming about a child, isn't it good?
Sun Yue helped the audience and asked: "Why do you dream of a child and it breaks?"
Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and said, "Isn't this bad? We won the bid, and one of the one billion soldiers has been taken in."
Sun Yue let out an ah, and the male audience below showed inexplicable smiles.
As for the female audience, this is a spat. How dare this guy tell colorful jokes in front of so many lesbians.
Yang Yunyi said again: "There is another saying, that is, if you dream of a child, it means that there is a villain!"
Sun Yue snorted, smiled and said, "The child represents the villain, which is quite interesting."
Yang Yunyi pulled Sun Yue, wanting to whisper in his ear.
"You said it in front of everyone, why are you embarrassed to say it! The people below are your food and clothing parents, what else can you not say to them!"
The audience also echoed, and they were not happy.
Listen to cross talk, what do you mean by whispering.
Seeing the audience booing, Yang Yunyi said: "That's fine, I'm asking you, have you dreamed about anyone recently?"
Sun Yue replied: "Recently, I haven't dreamed recently. Before that, I dreamed about Luan Yunping."
Yang Yunyi immediately said: "Yes, this is Xiao. Careful!"
The audience understood. What he wanted to say was that Luan Yunping was a villain. For some reason, he suddenly changed, so he said something carefully.
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi, and said with a half-smile: "No, what did you mean when you said that Luan Yunping was cautious?"
The audience also looked like they were watching a play, watching Yang Yunyi's sophistry.
Yang Yunyi replied: "A few days ago, Luan Yunping also told me that he dreamed of the moon and touched it!"
Sun Yue thought to himself, this kid turned around quite fast, and he didn't trick Yang Yunyi.
Backstage, Guo Degang looked at Luan Yunping, and Luan Yunping hurriedly explained: "I guess he made a fool of himself. I have seen him only a handful of times recently. How could I tell him what I dreamed about!"
After saying this, everyone in the background was stunned.
This kid is obviously talking nonsense, why is he so convincing when he says it?
Many viewers have been deceived by him again and again, but they still can't help but believe what he said next time. What's going on? Is it really a personal charm?
Sun Yue was puzzled when he heard that someone dreamed of the moon and wanted to touch it.
"No, what's the matter with touching the moon?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "Tell me, if you dream of touching the moon, you can be the emperor!"
Sun Yue snorted and turned to look at Yang Yunyi.
"What's your expression like?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I was just thinking, I have dreamed about touching the moon more than 1000 times."
Sun Yue said: "So you are the emperor?"
Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, and reprimanded: "Why are you exposing someone's shortcomings? Didn't I just stand here and talk about cross talk with you!"
The audience laughed, but they really didn't know there was such a saying about touching the moon.
This also shows that dreaming is not effective.
Otherwise, many people dream of a string of numbers, so they go directly to buy lottery tickets, and they will become rich in an instant!
There is also a kind of activity along the coast, called buying horses, which is the twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac. What did you dream about that night?
Is this true?
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi replied: "It's easy, come and take him to the hospital!"
Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a blank look: "Nonsense, it's up to you to say that!"
Yang Yunyi said: "This is not nonsense, but Mr. Zhang, he is confused!"
When Zhang Wenshun in the backstage heard this, he laughed a few words: "Yes, I'm getting older and a little confused."
At this time, Guo Degang had no choice but to say: "Mr. Zhang, don't listen to this kid talking nonsense on the stage. After he comes down, I will tell him, how can he use you to kill him!"
Zhang Wenshun said: "It's okay for him to hit me up. There is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules in the audience. This is the rule of our cross talk industry. I don't blame him!"
Guo De was speechless when he heard this.
And Yu Qian also said: "Let's continue to listen to what he has to say next!"
On the stage, Sun Yue was puzzled: "Mr. Zhang is confused?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Isn't it? Why do people dream when they fall asleep? It's because the brain's thinking hasn't stopped working, and it's still running. Take what happened to you, what you encountered, what you've been to The scene is reproduced again, this is called a dream.”
Sun Yue looked at what Yang Yunyi said was logical, and nodded slightly: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "So, it's not to connect us with superstition, it's wrong."
Sun Yue agreed: "It is true that the two have nothing to do with each other!"
Yang Yunyi said again: "That's right, that's what it means. Someone once said that there are different ways of saying what to dream about."
Sun Yue expressed his understanding: "I understand this, explain the dream!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "It seems that you do understand a little bit, this is a dream, someone said, dreaming of water is good!"
Sun Yue said: "Is this meant to represent getting rich?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and pointed at Sun Yue: "Hey, it seems that you do have some knowledge. Indeed, if you dream of water, it means you will get rich. I have seen Teacher Sun's daughter-in-law, it is called a flood!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience was shocked.
Dare to say this, aren't you afraid of fighting on stage?
Dare to say this, aren't you afraid that you won't have friends in the future?
Dare to say this, are you afraid that it will not be broadcast?
Sun Yue hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, what did you just say?"
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue suspiciously: "What's the matter, this is, I said your daughter-in-law had a flood in her dream!"
Sun Yue breathed a sigh of relief, and said loudly: "You have made it clear, and you are not afraid of being misunderstood."
Yang Yunyi said: "There is nothing wrong with this, it means your daughter-in-law is going to get rich!"
Sun Yue said suspiciously: "But I haven't seen my daughter-in-law get rich either!"
Yang Yunyi said: "When I heard about this, I quickly asked your wife to buy a lottery ticket. Guess what happened?"
Sun Yue looked slightly expectant and disbelieving: "Is this a hit?"
Yang Yunyi yelled: "I won five thousand!"
When Sun Yue heard five thousand, he was so excited!
But soon, Sun Yue's face was full of doubts again.
"But why haven't I seen these five thousand?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Isn't your daughter-in-law managing the money in your family, so it has nothing to do with you!"
Sun Yue felt relieved: "That's true!"
The audience laughed out loud, it turned out that they were all like-minded people!
I just don't know how much Sun Yue's pocket money is for a month, and whether he has more?
Men, they just love to compare. They can even compare pocket money. It's funny enough.
Yang Yunyi continued: "Dreaming about water means getting rich, and there are people who dream of goldfish, they want money and get rich. If they dream about children, it's bad!"
Both Sun Yue and the audience looked puzzled, why did this go wrong?
Dreaming about a child, isn't it good?
Sun Yue helped the audience and asked: "Why do you dream of a child and it breaks?"
Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and said, "Isn't this bad? We won the bid, and one of the one billion soldiers has been taken in."
Sun Yue let out an ah, and the male audience below showed inexplicable smiles.
As for the female audience, this is a spat. How dare this guy tell colorful jokes in front of so many lesbians.
Yang Yunyi said again: "There is another saying, that is, if you dream of a child, it means that there is a villain!"
Sun Yue snorted, smiled and said, "The child represents the villain, which is quite interesting."
Yang Yunyi pulled Sun Yue, wanting to whisper in his ear.
"You said it in front of everyone, why are you embarrassed to say it! The people below are your food and clothing parents, what else can you not say to them!"
The audience also echoed, and they were not happy.
Listen to cross talk, what do you mean by whispering.
Seeing the audience booing, Yang Yunyi said: "That's fine, I'm asking you, have you dreamed about anyone recently?"
Sun Yue replied: "Recently, I haven't dreamed recently. Before that, I dreamed about Luan Yunping."
Yang Yunyi immediately said: "Yes, this is Xiao. Careful!"
The audience understood. What he wanted to say was that Luan Yunping was a villain. For some reason, he suddenly changed, so he said something carefully.
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi, and said with a half-smile: "No, what did you mean when you said that Luan Yunping was cautious?"
The audience also looked like they were watching a play, watching Yang Yunyi's sophistry.
Yang Yunyi replied: "A few days ago, Luan Yunping also told me that he dreamed of the moon and touched it!"
Sun Yue thought to himself, this kid turned around quite fast, and he didn't trick Yang Yunyi.
Backstage, Guo Degang looked at Luan Yunping, and Luan Yunping hurriedly explained: "I guess he made a fool of himself. I have seen him only a handful of times recently. How could I tell him what I dreamed about!"
After saying this, everyone in the background was stunned.
This kid is obviously talking nonsense, why is he so convincing when he says it?
Many viewers have been deceived by him again and again, but they still can't help but believe what he said next time. What's going on? Is it really a personal charm?
Sun Yue was puzzled when he heard that someone dreamed of the moon and wanted to touch it.
"No, what's the matter with touching the moon?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "Tell me, if you dream of touching the moon, you can be the emperor!"
Sun Yue snorted and turned to look at Yang Yunyi.
"What's your expression like?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I was just thinking, I have dreamed about touching the moon more than 1000 times."
Sun Yue said: "So you are the emperor?"
Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, and reprimanded: "Why are you exposing someone's shortcomings? Didn't I just stand here and talk about cross talk with you!"
The audience laughed, but they really didn't know there was such a saying about touching the moon.
This also shows that dreaming is not effective.
Otherwise, many people dream of a string of numbers, so they go directly to buy lottery tickets, and they will become rich in an instant!
There is also a kind of activity along the coast, called buying horses, which is the twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac. What did you dream about that night?
Is this true?
(End of this chapter)
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