I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 231 Go to Heaven and Be a Son-in-Law (Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "It seems that this is not very effective!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "Don't even think about being an emperor, what age is this!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, sometimes things that happen during the day are easy to associate at night."

Sun Yue was surprised: "Really?"

Yang Yunyi raised his voice and said, "That's right, one day I was invited to dinner at noon, and it was Kong Lao San in the background."

Sun Yue: "I know, I know, you all call Kong Lianzi that!"

Kong Yunlong in the background was a little dumbfounded, who is so dumb.

The audience who were familiar with Kong Lengzi all laughed, they really didn't know about it.

Yang Yunyi said: "It's him. He invited me to dinner at noon, and he also ate roast duck. You also know that I don't have a good appetite, so I only eat four. I said I really can't eat any more."

Sun Yue interrupted: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment first!"

Sun Yue compared a number of four with his hands, and then said in surprise: "There are only four, why didn't they kill you!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue with dissatisfaction: "I'm sure I can't just eat roast duck, I also ate with four cakes, otherwise I won't have diarrhea!"

Sun Yue heheed twice: "Okay, you are really good, and there are cakes!"

Yang Yunyi said: "One catty of sourdough cakes, I rolled roast duck and ate four!"

The audience burst into laughter, this is a new trend of eating, right?

Sun Yue exclaimed: "No, is there any bread to eat?"

Yang Yun replied: "Anyway, that's how I ate it. Later, I said that I really couldn't eat it anymore. I really couldn't eat it anymore, so I stopped eating it. Guess what happened?"

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?"

Yang Yunyi said: "In the evening, invite me to eat sesame seed cakes too!"

Sun Yue snorted: "It's that big fool in the backstage!"

The audience in the audience was overjoyed, and the biscuits in the backstage had already rolled up their sleeves and wanted to go up to fuck Sun Yue, but it was a pity that Sun Yue was a man, but unfortunately he couldn't beat Sun Yue.

With Sun Yue's physique here, Shaobing is no match for Sun Yue.

So ah, this tone has to be endured.

Yang Yunyi hehe said: "You can also say that, but you are the one who said the fool, it has nothing to do with me! Then this sesame seed cake, you want to treat me to hot pot."

Sun Yue was surprised: "Are you still eating?"

Yang Yunyi said aloud: "I invite you to eat, why don't you go, I still invite hot pot, I like to eat hot pot. So when I arrived at the place, Shaobing ordered a lot of dishes, including chicken, quail, pigeon, goose, everything , I just made such a big pot to eat here, and when I go to bed at night, my mind is full of birds!"

Yang Yunyi also looked at Sun Yue with dissatisfaction: "The moment I lay on the bed, many birds were flying above my head! How can I get used to them at this time, I carry a shotgun on my back, and I just shoot, shoot! Here One, one over there. One came from the opposite side, well, suddenly a big one-meter-long bird appeared!"

Sun Yue exclaimed: "How long is it more than one meter? What a guy!"

Zhang Wenshun in the backstage sat down and said to Guo Degang beside him, "Does this kid look more and more like you now, even more like Cao Yunxin!"

Guo Degang thought about it carefully, it was true, but he never talked about nasty jokes, pay attention, he never talked about nasty jokes.

Sun Yue said: "Come on, you should talk about the next thing!"

Yang Yunyi said: "When I was about to shoot it with a gun, the bird spoke. Don't shoot, don't shoot!"

Sun Yue was stunned: "Can birds still talk?"

Yang Yunyi hummed: "The bird said, don't hit me, I'm not a bird! Then what are you doing, the bird said he was an angel!" Whenever I thought of an angel, I asked him, that villager. "

Hahaha laughter came from the audience, which village is it, where is it not?

Sun Yue rolled his eyes and said, "Where did the angel come from, it doesn't live in the village."

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, he stood on the ground, folded his wings, and said he was an angel. I don't have to ask his name. I said how to call him. He told me, just call him Xiaosan!"

As soon as Sun Yue heard it, he understood.

"Understood, I understand, you are talking about Kong Laosan!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "What's the third son of Confucius? It's San'er. I just asked San'er, what's the matter with you, and San'er told me, God invited me to be a guest! When I thought that God invited me to be a guest, God, um, Whose disciple is this God!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi, waved his hands and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense, God, it's not like we're in the cross talk business, he's not in China."

Yang Yunyi said: "I didn't know at the time, so I asked the apprentice, this angel, he didn't tell me, just said you don't care, God invites you to go."

Sun Yue said: "Don't worry about it, is this an angel from the imperial capital, or an angel from Tianjin?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Don't worry about where he is, he told me that I can go to heaven with him. I thought about it, and then I flew up. Oh, my god! This is so high, it must be Fortunately, I practiced, otherwise I would have vomited."

Sun Yue mocked: "It is true that you have practiced, although I don't know what you practiced!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue's sarcasm, and continued: "When we come to heaven, look at it this way, this big tall building is very big, with a fence gate in front, a lock on it, and a sign hanging on it. It says, Heaven About 100 meters away, stalls are strictly prohibited!"

Sun Yue let out a cry, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"What the hell, there are stalls in heaven?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, that's how it was written, and then San'er told me, I'll find it for you. He knocked on the door and shouted, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, what's going on with this Uncle Wang?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "As for the uncle in the reception room of heaven, his name is Uncle Wang. You haven't seen it before, so you don't know it's normal!"

Sun Yue sneered: "I'm not rare either!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Uncle Wang from the messenger room came out. When he saw San'er, he yelled, San'er is back! Then he opened the door, and the door opened. San'er told Uncle Wang, Mr. Yang is here. Uncle Wang took a closer look, and even let out a groan, saying that this young man is really handsome, if our girl hadn’t married, I would have insisted on you being the son-in-law!”

Sun Yue was surprised and said: "Good guy, don't boast about yourself. And you will be a son-in-law in heaven, what kind of pursuit is this!"

But no matter what the pursuit is, the son-in-law is hot now!

Otherwise, it is not without reason that so many people are willing to be son-in-law.

(End of this chapter)