I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 232 Brother Don't Pee (Please Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi continued: "Uncle Wang has gone, I thought I'll just stand here! There is a big screen in front of you, with many clocks hanging on it."

Sun Yue was puzzled: "Watch? Why are you hanging the watch?"

Yang Yunyi hummed, and gestured: "They are all so big! They are all the same, there are countless. And, the speed of the needles on them are all different."

Sun Yue asked curiously: "So what's going on here?"

Yang Yunyi did not answer, but continued to explain.

"The needles on the top, some are fast and some are slow. I called San'er and asked him what's going on. He told me that you don't know about it! There is such a man in the world , there is such a fast watch in heaven!"

Sun Yue said: "I see, it means that men are bitches."

The audience laughed loudly, what is a man who is a bitch!

Yang Yunyi hehe twice: "You are just talking nonsense, the reason why some spin fast and some slow, tell me these three things, good people spin slowly, bad guys spin fast As soon as I thought of this, I became interested. I said, I have a friend named Sun Yue."

Sun Yue laughed and said, "It's about me!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "It's Sun Yue's watch, where is it? San'er, he told me that Sun Yue's watch is not here, it was used by God as an electric fan."

Sun Yue let out a cry, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"I'm all broken, aren't I?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, I have to ask for you too! Uncle Wang came out at this time, and he told me that God agreed, let me go in, go in quickly, God is waiting!"

Sun Yue: "Then quickly ask me!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I walked forward, and I saw a door. When I opened the door, I just saw God sitting there smoking a cigarette! He was talking while talking. Just come, sit down! Right here He even blew out a smoke ring."

Sun Yue said meaningfully: "It seems that this god, the addiction to cigarettes is not small!"

Yang Yunyi hummed and said: "God pinched the cigarette butt and let me sit down. I looked at God, but I didn't dare to sit down, so I called Mr. Shang."

Sun Yue said, "No, Mr. Shang?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Then what am I calling, oh, Brother Di! God is also very easy-going, say brother, sit down! I am so happy that you are here! After such a long time, there is a person who talks about cross talk going to heaven." gone."

The audience laughed, but what about the others?
You have been talking about cross talk for so many years, right?
Sun Yue also asked: "Why, the other cross talk talkers have all gone to hell, right?"

Yang Yunyi did not return to Sun Yue, but continued to talk about God.

"He asked me if I drank water. I'm not thirsty. What kind of water do I drink! Then my brother shouted, what, Lao Wang, go cook and make food for my brother! We have guests at home, hurry up Get some food."

Sun Yue sneered and said, "According to what you said, if only one person comes, he will cook food. God, he is very busy!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I'm different. My elder brother said that ordinary people can't go to his place to eat, and he still treats me well. Soon, I will come up, one set per person, I am two eggs."

Sun Yue looked surprised: "Pancakes!"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "There is no way, my brother said, there are only four of us in this heaven. Saner, Lao Wang, you and I are really not worth getting into a fire. When I thought about it, it was the same reason, so When you're done eating, let's talk!"

Sun Yue said, "What tricks are you planning to do?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's not a trick, it's just that we are a little bored, so I just wanted to ask if there is something interesting. God told me that we came here not for fun, but if you have something You can ask for it, and I can fulfill your wish."

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue urged, "Then you should mention it quickly!"

Yang Yunyi snorted: "There is still such a good thing, so I have to mention it, it would be out of my character not to mention it! Then I thought about it, and soon I thought about it, and I said I hope for world peace."

Sun Yue asked curiously: "Has it been realized?"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and replied: "My brother told me, brother, it's not that you don't give you face as a brother. I hope you can give some useful suggestions. For example, if I can do it, you can discuss it later." Anything else."

Sun Yue said suspiciously: "God can't make the world peaceful? If that's the case, you can mention another one!"

Yang Yunyi said: "You said that it is impossible to achieve world peace, so I can only mention one more thing. Hey, but Teacher Sun, I will think of you soon."

Sun Yue asked suspiciously, "Why do you think of me at this moment?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I just told God that I have a friend named Sun Yue, and I brought his photo with me. Although he is not very good-looking, he is still kind-hearted. Can you change him to me?" Prettier?"

Sun Yue looked satisfied: "As expected of my friend, you still think of me at this time!"

Yang Yunyi said regretfully: "Mr. Sun, don't thank me. I will show your photo to God, and God told me, let's talk about world peace! After talking, God will take your photo Torn off."

The audience laughed, and the audience began to moan.

But to be honest, it's really difficult.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with dissatisfaction: "Why, my matter is more difficult than world peace?"

Yang Yunyi also said with the same hatred: "Who says it's not, I'm also angry, if you can't do it, you can't do it, why are you tearing up your photos? You know, I'm useful."

Sun Yue asked strangely, "What's the use?"

Yang Yunyi didn't hide anything, and responded truthfully: "I keep the evil spirit envoy."

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, just tear it up!"

Yang Yunyi said resolutely: "No, I'm not happy anymore, so I pointed to God and said, let's go outside and make gestures! As soon as God was happy, he took off his shirt and his chest was covered with hair. On the waist, there are two hairtail tattoos!"

Sun Yue corrected and said, "That's called Erlong Xizhu!"

Yang Yunyi opened his mouth and said: "I don't care about him, but he wears sunglasses, which are quite nice. He also shouted, come out, come out, let's go outside. I was thinking, I'm afraid of you Ah! But then I thought about it, no, I can't beat him."

Sun Yue was puzzled: "Why can't you beat it? Didn't you still look up there just now?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "I'm alone, there are three of them, and Lao Wang and San'er! There's no way, I can only make a fuss, and I'm on top of the clouds. Hehe, I want to let the clouds fall A heavy rain flooded God's house."

Sun Yue said: "How did you do this?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "I don't know how to do it, but at this moment I heard your voice!"

Sun Yue looked surprised: "No, why did you hear my voice?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "You said brother, stop peeing, it's all in my mouth."

Sun Yue kicked Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you!"

(End of this chapter)