I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 239 Be Yourself Your Son
Chapter 239 Be Yourself Your Son (Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, your father thinks I look like Prime Minister Cao!"
Sun Yue didn't understand what Yang Yunyi meant for a while, but the audience was already laughing.
The so-called Prime Minister Cao's appearance is a good wife, and Tongquechun locks Er Qiao deeply.
Ordinary people dare to think or not to do.
Sun Yue said: "No, what are they laughing at?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Maybe I'm laughing at you, I have a good father!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "Even so, then my dad doesn't have to apologize to you!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and patted Sun Yue: "So you have a good father!"
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves, a little angry, and even tended to do something to Yang Yunyi.
"I said you, you can't talk properly, can you?"
Yang Yunyi naturally confessed immediately, for the same reason, if he can't beat him, he has to admit cowardly.
Yang Yunyi said solemnly: "Mr. Sun, the reason why I said you have a good father is not just talking. Now that I have such achievements, as a partner, you can only study with the prince. Your father can't do it for you. Think of a way to find another way out for you!"
Sun Yue shouted: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, you said to accompany the prince to study, this prince, is it you, or Teacher Guo's son?"
Yang Yunyi cheered and said, "Mr. Sun, you still don't understand what I mean. That is to say, your father feels inferior to you in such a small theater."
Sun Yue heheed twice, and said sarcastically: "I said, Mr. Guo was listening in the background, why is this a small theater. Now that your wings are stiff, you think you can fly, right?"
Yang Yunyi muttered: "My wings are not hard, I can fly too!"
The audience began to moan, the current Yang Yunyi was indeed inflated.
"what?"
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi, as if he didn't hear what he said.
In fact, the audience heard it all. Unless Sun Yue, who was standing next to Yang Yunyi, was deaf, how could he not hear clearly.
This is naturally for the effect of the program, and the purpose of doing this is to make the audience feel that Sun Yue is stupid.
With what Sun Yue said, Yang Yunyi had room to play!
"It's nothing, it's just that Teacher Sun's father is very touching. Last time I went to Teacher Sun's house, Teacher Sun's father was so warm and welcoming that he took off his pants."
The audience started to laugh, feeling your warm hospitality, is it such a warm hospitality?
Sun Yue said indignantly: "Go to hell, your family welcomes you warmly, even if you don't wear pants?"
Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "Teacher Sun has never been to our house, otherwise he would definitely know that our house entertains guests in a very heavy way, and even dresses heavily!"
Sun Yue heheed twice: "Your family's hostess puts on heavy clothes, while my family's hostess don't even wear pants. Do you say that?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "On that day, the last time I went to Teacher Sun's house, Teacher Sun's father called us in advance and said that he made us old hen stewed mushrooms! That excited me, almost no invitation from Teacher Sun, I'll go."
Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes, there is such a thing!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I'm not talking nonsense. When I went to Teacher Sun's house and opened the door, I saw his father without pants!"
Sun Yue shouted: "It's almost done, I didn't wear it, I just wore it outside the pants!"
This sentence immediately aroused the imagination of the audience.
Wearing underwear on the outside, which allows them to imagine only one person, and that is Superman.
Sun Yue's father is learning from Superman, right?
This picture has a sense of openness. When I open the door, I see a middle-aged man wearing underwear on the outside. Hey, what a hot eye!
But Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, Teacher Sun Yuesun's father wears underwear outside, but I asked, does wearing underwear outside mean that he doesn't wear any."
Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes!"
Soon he also reacted: "Then you said you didn't wear it at first, but even if you wear your underwear on the outside, I will ask you, do you wear it?"
Seeing that Sun Yue was so entangled in this issue, Yang Yunyi also echoed.
"Wear it, wear it, even if you wear it, okay?"
The audience laughed again, Yang Yunyi, you shouldn't try new things all the time, it's funny to tell a little joke once in a while.
Sun Yue was not happy: "What do you mean by wearing it? I already wore it!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Don't worry about this issue. Mr. Sun's father welcomed me in, and Mr. Sun was shut out by his father."
Sun Yue didn't quite understand: "Why, why am I locked out? I also want to eat old hen stewed mushrooms! Besides, this is my home!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I believe that everyone here is very curious about why Teacher Sun shut the door. Actually, this is not a big deal! There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no descendants is the biggest!"
The audience began to cry, this is not serious!
And Sun Yue also said: "You can't blame me for this matter! It's not that you don't want children, it's me and my wife who want to have one, but to no avail!"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Teacher Sun really didn't lie to everyone about this. Although he has no children, the baby carriage, milk powder, and children's clothes have already been bought and prepared. Ouch, did you See, Teacher Sun almost became his own son!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "You can shut up, is there anyone who can be your own son?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I just asked, did I say something wrong, did you already prepare a crib and even diapers before you have children! You even prepared a room specially as a play room for your children. "
Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, that's right, but let me state something first. I think it's the same to have a son and a daughter. I don't expect to have a son. If it is a daughter, I will like it very much."
Yang Yunyi said: "I also want to prove this point for Teacher Sun. Teacher Sun thinks that having children is the same. One day, when the two fans and their husbands and wives were discussing this matter in bed, Teacher Sun's wife said, Husband, husband, I will give birth to a daughter in the future, will you dislike her! Do you know what Teacher Sun said, Teacher Sun said that it is okay to have a daughter as cute as me. When I hear this, I want to learn from him The closet at home rushed out to scold him."
The faces of the audience kept changing, and they really wanted to laugh, but they felt sorry for Sun Yue.
Don't laugh, it's another disrespect to Yang Yunyi.
After all, he was hiding in the closet, and it was hard to hide in the closet.
Sun Yue's face changed instantly: "You are hiding in my closet? Why are you hiding in my closet?"
Yang Yunyi suddenly lost his temper: "Uh, what, which one, Mr. Sun, would you believe me if I said that I traveled through time by chance?"
Sun Yue said hehe: "You're talking about Tinker Bell's arbitrary door, right?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "If I say yes, will you believe me?"
Sun Yue continued to hehe, and then grabbed Yang Yunyi's hair.
"Do you think I'm stupid? Can I believe this? You'd better give me a perfect explanation! Otherwise, hehe, you will know the consequences!"
When the audience saw this scene, they were looking forward to Yang Yunyi's explanation, and also hoped that they would fight.
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, your father thinks I look like Prime Minister Cao!"
Sun Yue didn't understand what Yang Yunyi meant for a while, but the audience was already laughing.
The so-called Prime Minister Cao's appearance is a good wife, and Tongquechun locks Er Qiao deeply.
Ordinary people dare to think or not to do.
Sun Yue said: "No, what are they laughing at?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Maybe I'm laughing at you, I have a good father!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "Even so, then my dad doesn't have to apologize to you!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and patted Sun Yue: "So you have a good father!"
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves, a little angry, and even tended to do something to Yang Yunyi.
"I said you, you can't talk properly, can you?"
Yang Yunyi naturally confessed immediately, for the same reason, if he can't beat him, he has to admit cowardly.
Yang Yunyi said solemnly: "Mr. Sun, the reason why I said you have a good father is not just talking. Now that I have such achievements, as a partner, you can only study with the prince. Your father can't do it for you. Think of a way to find another way out for you!"
Sun Yue shouted: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, you said to accompany the prince to study, this prince, is it you, or Teacher Guo's son?"
Yang Yunyi cheered and said, "Mr. Sun, you still don't understand what I mean. That is to say, your father feels inferior to you in such a small theater."
Sun Yue heheed twice, and said sarcastically: "I said, Mr. Guo was listening in the background, why is this a small theater. Now that your wings are stiff, you think you can fly, right?"
Yang Yunyi muttered: "My wings are not hard, I can fly too!"
The audience began to moan, the current Yang Yunyi was indeed inflated.
"what?"
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi, as if he didn't hear what he said.
In fact, the audience heard it all. Unless Sun Yue, who was standing next to Yang Yunyi, was deaf, how could he not hear clearly.
This is naturally for the effect of the program, and the purpose of doing this is to make the audience feel that Sun Yue is stupid.
With what Sun Yue said, Yang Yunyi had room to play!
"It's nothing, it's just that Teacher Sun's father is very touching. Last time I went to Teacher Sun's house, Teacher Sun's father was so warm and welcoming that he took off his pants."
The audience started to laugh, feeling your warm hospitality, is it such a warm hospitality?
Sun Yue said indignantly: "Go to hell, your family welcomes you warmly, even if you don't wear pants?"
Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "Teacher Sun has never been to our house, otherwise he would definitely know that our house entertains guests in a very heavy way, and even dresses heavily!"
Sun Yue heheed twice: "Your family's hostess puts on heavy clothes, while my family's hostess don't even wear pants. Do you say that?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "On that day, the last time I went to Teacher Sun's house, Teacher Sun's father called us in advance and said that he made us old hen stewed mushrooms! That excited me, almost no invitation from Teacher Sun, I'll go."
Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes, there is such a thing!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I'm not talking nonsense. When I went to Teacher Sun's house and opened the door, I saw his father without pants!"
Sun Yue shouted: "It's almost done, I didn't wear it, I just wore it outside the pants!"
This sentence immediately aroused the imagination of the audience.
Wearing underwear on the outside, which allows them to imagine only one person, and that is Superman.
Sun Yue's father is learning from Superman, right?
This picture has a sense of openness. When I open the door, I see a middle-aged man wearing underwear on the outside. Hey, what a hot eye!
But Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, Teacher Sun Yuesun's father wears underwear outside, but I asked, does wearing underwear outside mean that he doesn't wear any."
Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes!"
Soon he also reacted: "Then you said you didn't wear it at first, but even if you wear your underwear on the outside, I will ask you, do you wear it?"
Seeing that Sun Yue was so entangled in this issue, Yang Yunyi also echoed.
"Wear it, wear it, even if you wear it, okay?"
The audience laughed again, Yang Yunyi, you shouldn't try new things all the time, it's funny to tell a little joke once in a while.
Sun Yue was not happy: "What do you mean by wearing it? I already wore it!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Don't worry about this issue. Mr. Sun's father welcomed me in, and Mr. Sun was shut out by his father."
Sun Yue didn't quite understand: "Why, why am I locked out? I also want to eat old hen stewed mushrooms! Besides, this is my home!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I believe that everyone here is very curious about why Teacher Sun shut the door. Actually, this is not a big deal! There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no descendants is the biggest!"
The audience began to cry, this is not serious!
And Sun Yue also said: "You can't blame me for this matter! It's not that you don't want children, it's me and my wife who want to have one, but to no avail!"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Teacher Sun really didn't lie to everyone about this. Although he has no children, the baby carriage, milk powder, and children's clothes have already been bought and prepared. Ouch, did you See, Teacher Sun almost became his own son!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "You can shut up, is there anyone who can be your own son?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I just asked, did I say something wrong, did you already prepare a crib and even diapers before you have children! You even prepared a room specially as a play room for your children. "
Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, that's right, but let me state something first. I think it's the same to have a son and a daughter. I don't expect to have a son. If it is a daughter, I will like it very much."
Yang Yunyi said: "I also want to prove this point for Teacher Sun. Teacher Sun thinks that having children is the same. One day, when the two fans and their husbands and wives were discussing this matter in bed, Teacher Sun's wife said, Husband, husband, I will give birth to a daughter in the future, will you dislike her! Do you know what Teacher Sun said, Teacher Sun said that it is okay to have a daughter as cute as me. When I hear this, I want to learn from him The closet at home rushed out to scold him."
The faces of the audience kept changing, and they really wanted to laugh, but they felt sorry for Sun Yue.
Don't laugh, it's another disrespect to Yang Yunyi.
After all, he was hiding in the closet, and it was hard to hide in the closet.
Sun Yue's face changed instantly: "You are hiding in my closet? Why are you hiding in my closet?"
Yang Yunyi suddenly lost his temper: "Uh, what, which one, Mr. Sun, would you believe me if I said that I traveled through time by chance?"
Sun Yue said hehe: "You're talking about Tinker Bell's arbitrary door, right?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "If I say yes, will you believe me?"
Sun Yue continued to hehe, and then grabbed Yang Yunyi's hair.
"Do you think I'm stupid? Can I believe this? You'd better give me a perfect explanation! Otherwise, hehe, you will know the consequences!"
When the audience saw this scene, they were looking forward to Yang Yunyi's explanation, and also hoped that they would fight.
(End of this chapter)
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