I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 240 I'm Not Ashamed To Say It (Please Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi shouted: "Let go, let go quickly!"

Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi, and reprimanded him: "Quickly explain why you are in my closet."

Yang Yunyi groaned before starting to explain.

"Ms. Sun, you are completely overthinking. The reason I am in your closet is because my sister-in-law called me to help get rid of mites in your closet."

When Sun Yue heard it, he and his friends (the audience in the audience) were stunned?

Eliminating mites, I don't know how Yang Yunyi dared to say this.

Sun Yue touched the back of his head and said, "There are mites in my cabinet?"

Yang Yunyi replied righteously: "Yes, Mr. Sun, there are mites in your cabinet, and I will help get rid of them every now and then! So you have to thank me, and you shouldn't have any objections to me!"

The audience didn't laugh, but held back very hard.

Going every now and then, Sun Yue is really miserable!
Sun Yue suddenly realized: "Oh, according to that, I have to thank you!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, I stayed at Mr. Sun's house that night and lived in his room."

Sun Yue waited a while: "Wait a minute, you live in my room, so where will my wife sleep!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue on the shoulder and said: "Mr. Sun, you forgot! When you were young, you told your mother that you wanted to sleep with your mother, and your mother asked you, then when you have a wife, who will you sleep with?" You said you slept with your father, and your father praised you for being filial, have you forgotten?"

Sun Yue scolded with a smile: "Fuck you, when did I say that!"

The audience chuckled, showing an expression that I understood.

Yang Yunyi also continued: "Actually, all this was just a joke. Mr. Sun's family respected the guests and let me sleep in the master bedroom. However, Mr. Sun's wife learned that Mr. Sun failed to enter the house, so she went out to open a room with him."

Sun Yue said with some embarrassment: "That's not called opening a room, it's like having an affair, we call it staying in a hotel."

Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "That's right, I went to the hotel to get a room. After Teacher Sun and his wife came to the hotel, they saw the little girl at the front desk. Teacher Sun gave her a wink."

The audience cheered, and Sun Yue winked, which was simply unacceptable.

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't wink, my wife is still here!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, without winking, Teacher Sun told the little girl at the front desk, Xiao Ni, how old are you this year, do you have a boyfriend, and how many people are in your family!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop it, I'm a hooligan, right?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Not much difference!"

Sun Yue hummed, and looked at Yang Yunyi with unkind eyes.

Yang Yunyi quickly explained: "How can Teacher Sun be a hooligan? Teacher Sun is also my elder. Teacher Sun is thinking of me, I'm still single!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Yes, every time I see you single, I get angry just looking at you!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry, because it's useless for you to be angry, because the little girl at the front desk didn't answer you, and you've made yourself boring."

Sun Yue said: "I don't care if she talks to me and talks about me and my wife!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun had no choice but to give 100 yuan to the little girl at the front desk, and said with some embarrassment, give me a fun room, and after she finished speaking, she laughed embarrassingly."

Sun Yue said: "My wife and I, what's there to be shy about?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yeah, I don't understand either! But the little girl at the front desk looked at Teacher Sun's wife and then at Teacher Sun, and immediately looked down on her. But there is no way, there is no way to do business without Stay here! At this time, the little girl at the front desk asked Mr. Sun and his wife for ID cards."

Sun Yue said: "It is true that you need an ID card to stay in a hotel. Now you don't need an ID card to stay in a hotel. Those are black shops."

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, but at this critical moment, neither Teacher Sun nor sister-in-law brought their ID cards."

Sun Yue said: "Neither of us have our ID cards?"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, it's a pity that none of them brought their ID cards. In desperation, Sun Yue could only tell the girl at the front desk that we are husband and wife, can we stay in a hotel!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Yes, you should be able to stay in a hotel this way!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No, we have to show evidence! Where can Mr. Sun and sister-in-law get any evidence? In desperation, Mr. Sun can only kiss his sister-in-law's tender face, saying that this can prove that she and I are husband and wife!"

Sun Yue said with a smile: "This can prove it, right?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No way, this doesn't prove it! The girl at the front desk said that last time they said they were husband and wife, but they were arrested by the police and taken into the police station naked. They also said so."

Sun Yue snorted: "Then I can't live in a hotel?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No, but you need to produce evidence, such as proof that you and your sister-in-law are husband and wife!"

After hearing this, Sun Yue said, "I have no way to prove it. My marriage certificate is at home. Otherwise, I'll go back and get it?"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, it took more than eight hours to go back and forth this time, and it was already dawn."

Sun Yue was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "How do you count the coming and going for more than eight hours?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, you and your father drove to Tianjin when you and your father were angry!"

Sun Yue frowned, and said with a snort: "I ran to Tianjin in a fit of anger, am I stupid?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "Mr. Sun, you went to Tianjin not only to be angry, but also to live in a sex room with your sister-in-law."

Sun Yue said with a smile: "What's in this fun room? I actually ran so far to live there?"

This question seemed to have stunned Yang Yunyi.

Suddenly a female audience shouted: "There are water beds in the fun room!"

Water beds are not popular yet, but it can be said that water beds are soft when sleeping and can move in all directions. This is the advantage of water beds.

Yang Yunyi looked at the female audience who were shouting, and complained loudly: "A girl's family has a water bed in the sex room, and she is not ashamed to say it."

I thought this girl would be shy, but I didn't know that she continued to shout: "Then I will go with you next time!"

Yang Yunyi blushed in an instant: "I won't go, don't even think about it, you are a big gray wolf who is determined to eat sheep, and there is no door!"

The audience in the audience began to cry, calling Yang Yunyi timid.

Sun Yue hurriedly started to maintain the scene, he said: "No, I don't have an ID card, what should I do if my wife and I can't live in a hotel?"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "What else can I do, I can only drive back to the imperial capital."

Sun Yue said: "You didn't say that it takes eight hours to go back and forth!"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's right, but you and your daughter-in-law are too busy, you can't drive to the next city!"

Sun Yue replied dumbfounded: "Fuck you!"

After speaking, the two bowed, but Yang Yunyi did not leave the stage.

　This cross talk was not well written, I have to say sorry, the original adaptation of a sketch is not capable enough.

　　
　
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