I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 298 Your Peaceful Lyrics Are Not As Good As Me (Please Subscribe)

Yang Yunyi said: "Just know, let's tell the truth about my master!"

Guo Degang snorted: "My real story?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's true! My master and Mr. Yu have made a lot of money by selling them these years."

The audience started to moan, and that's not enough!
Is it appropriate for you to say such a thing on such an occasion?

Is this the Spring Festival Gala of the local satellite TV?

To be honest, it is not as strict as the card. For example, there are many people who write small-color books.

There is no one who has not read books like Fengyue Continent and Adult Abin!

Guo Degang shouted: "Wait a minute, this is being recorded and broadcast! I feel a little sorry for your wording! What are these years, my God, what did I say!"

Yang Yunyi also laughed, he really laughed, but the audience laughed even louder!

Yang Yunyi said: "I said that these years I went out to perform and talk about cross talk!"

Guo Degang let out a sigh, quite satisfied.

"Yes, buy a ticket!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, these years, my master has earned some money and even bought a villa."

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Yu and my master are close. They just live in the basement downstairs of my master's villa!"

Guo Degang said: "That's burning a boiler for my house!"

Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "Both families have hired nannies, and because they are so close, they often chat together!"

Guo Degang nodded: "There is such a thing!"

Yang Yunyi said: "They just like to communicate. After all, they often go grocery shopping together, walk the dog and so on!"

Guo Degang said: "Things are clustered and people are divided into groups!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Oh, that's right, Teacher Yu's nanny told my master's nanny, elder sister, do you know what I say the most every day? It's my wife, it's my wife. What do you mean, Teacher Yu's daughter-in-law There are so many things!"

Upon hearing this, Guo Degang gave a firm approval.

Yang Yunyi said: "Sometimes I ask people to do this, and sometimes I ask people to do that. It can only be said that a wife is a wife, and there are many things! But ah, my master's nanny also said it."

Guo Degang was puzzled: "Oh?"

Yang Yunyi said: "She said sister, do you know what I talk about most every day?"

Guo Degang said: "What?"

Yang Yunyi said emotionally: "No, sir, no sir! Mmm!"

Guo Degang said: "I think you are trying to kill yourself. What kind of program is this? You are in the small theater!"

Yang Yunyi bit his nails and said, "This is a real story, a real story! I'm usually in a small theater, so I don't dare to say it!"

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi and heheed twice.

"Don't you dare to say that? It's almost smelly!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Just now, those crosstalk actors in our Deyun Building sang one for everyone, I think the one, two, three are not good!"

Guo Degang chuckled twice: "That's one, two, three, who are you referring to?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, I don't think they can sing well, so I just want to sing one for the audience."

The audience applauded one after another, everyone knew that Yang Yunyi had a good voice.

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi and warned: "Yun Yi, you can't do this! There is a specialization in art, and there is a time when you get the Tao. Every actor has his own specialties. You can't say that others are not as good as you. Why are you not as good as you?" Is it? Oh, according to what you say, you are the only one who sings well!"

Yang Yunyi said: "But in fact, I just sing well!"

When Guo Degang heard this, he was not happy.

"Hello, can you still beat me?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunyi said, "You are indeed not as good as me!"

Guo Degang said meaningfully: "There is a specialization in art, and there is a time to attain the Tao. Some things I am not as good as you!"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's true, such as height, such as skin, you are not as good as me!"

Guo Degang pointed at Yang Yunyi and said angrily, "Yang Yi, Yang Yi, do you know these rotten baggage?"

The audience laughed loudly, after all, Yang Yunyi dared to speak out about these broken baggage.

Then Yang Yunyi said: "Of course it's more than that. Although your singing is average, Pingju and Hebei Bangzi are better than me. But to be honest, you can't compare to me in singing!"

Guo Degang admitted: "I don't know how to sing very much!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Everyone, this is not a joke! My master and I went to a nightclub to sing once!"

As soon as Guo Degang heard this, he quickly stopped Yang Yunyi.

"No, I'm crazy. I'm going to the nightclub with you! I'll make a call, and you will come, Mr. Yu."

Yang Yunyi said: "As juniors, we can't get involved in this matter. Anyway, that time, you and I went to ktv to sing with Teacher Yu!"

Guo Degang said: "Is there Yuqian?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, we went to ktv to sing, I'm better than you."

Guo Degang said: "Okay, I admit it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "There is another one that I am stronger than you!"

Guo Degang asked suspiciously, "Say it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "There are also Taiping lyrics, I am better than you about Taiping lyrics!"

The audience began to cry, are you so shameless?
Guo Degang said in disbelief: "This song sounds so fresh (xuan)!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I am better than you when it comes to Taiping lyrics! Of course, I don't have the rhythm to die!"

Guo Degang said with disgust: "But on your face, it is written all over!"

Yang Yunyi was about to speak when Guo Degang continued, "Both Chinese and English!"

Yang Yunyi smiled helplessly: "That means you don't feel that way!"

Guo Degang said: "Then I think you are dying!"

Yang Yunyi said: "My master Taiping has sung the lyrics, but he rarely knows it!"

Guo Degang didn't quite understand. He knocked on the table with his fan and frowned.

"No, how could I get less Taiping lyrics!"

Yang Yunyi said forcefully: "It's true that few can sing. My master has many texts, and he can't sing without them. I stole them, I learned them, and I can sing."

Guo Degang said melancholy: "My child, what you said is a bit messed up. You stole my text like that, and you learned it."

Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "Really! I took those old gentlemen's texts."

Guo Degang groaned: "Then you said it earlier, I thought Yu Qian stole it! These things were taken away by Yu Qian. It seems that I have wronged him."

Yang Yunyi nodded to himself: "Master, it's me talking to you now, it's nothing to do with you. Why is there always a third person between us!"

Guo Degang said: "Master, isn't this the recording of Tianjin Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala? I don't usually have this opportunity to speak my mind."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he also agreed very much.

"Yes, usually, I wouldn't dare to speak of you on stage so blithely!"

The audience began to cry again, how can you not say that.

When the person is not on stage, what you say is even more exaggerated!

(End of this chapter)