I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 299 I Have Diabetes (Please Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said: "Just say this libretto, I took it away. Then I sang it, you can't!"

Guo Degang seemed to understand a little bit, and let out an ah.

"And I don't know how?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes!"

Guo Degang agreed: "You are right, no one is perfect."

Yang Yunyi continued: "You don't know these things! And you can sing Taiping lyrics. There is a special instrument. Do you know what it is?"

Guo Degang closed his voice in surprise: "I've never heard of this!"

Yang Yunyi looked proud: "That's right!"

Guo Degang said: "Then yours is the same as ours?"

Yang Yunyi stretched out his hand: "What's your name?"

Guo Degang replied: "Challenge, you are called a piano!"

The big lady in the audience burst into laughter.

Yang Yunyi looked at the elder sister: "Elder sister, why are you laughing like that?"

Guo Degang laughed and said, "I hired you for this. This is Yu Qian's makeup, and I know you when you put on clothes!"

Yang Yunyi also squatted beside the table with a wry smile, and he almost burst out of laughter.

As expected of my master, this is the recording of the Spring Festival Gala, can you restrain your manly qualities?
Yang Yunyi stood up, turned around and collected his emotions, he didn't know what to say at this moment.

But soon, Yang Yunyi adjusted.

He said to the woman, "Oh, so it's Teacher Yu!"

Guo Degang added another sentence: "Look at how sweet her smile is!"

Yang Yunyi didn't think there was a problem, but soon Guo Degang added another sentence.

"Because I have diabetes!"

Yang Yunyi covered his face and turned his head away, he was really laughed out of his wits.

Some of the audience in the audience were laughing, some were crying, and some were blushing.

Yang Yunyi suppressed his diabetes, no, suppressed his smile, put on a serious expression and said: "Master, let's not talk nonsense about some things, this is recording!"

Guo Degang said: "What's the matter, you haven't watched this show, have you?"

Yang Yunyi burst into laughter, he couldn't help it.

He is professionally trained, and under normal circumstances he would not laugh like this.

Yang Yunyi squatted on the ground and said: "Master, I suddenly feel that I don't know how to speak anymore."

Guo De just opened the fan and fanned it.

"That's right, young master, you, you should learn (xiao) from scratch!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Let's talk about Taiping's lyrics!"

Guo Degang said: "Just now we talked about musical instruments, let's use boards!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi waved his hands and said, "We are different, we use two boards!"

After Guo Degang heard it, he let out a cry.

"It's so perfect, eh, eh, that's why you were beaten last time!"

The audience laughed again, this master and apprentice is so interesting.

Yang Yunyi said: "It's just two boards, so did you bring them?"

Guo Degang sighed: "I didn't bring this!"

Yang Yunyi said, "I brought it!"

When Lao Guo heard this, he looked skeptical.

"Then I have to go back quickly to see if my board has been stolen!"

Yang Yunyi took out one board and another.

Guo Degang covered his mouth and said, "It's amazing!"

Yang Yunyi put the two boards together and made a thumping sound.

Guo Degang said in surprise, "Ani!"

Yang Yunyi corrected: "This is called A Meijiao, we don't need to speak English if we don't speak English!"

Guo Degang said disgustedly: "Yes, please!"

After Yang Yunyi played a few rhythms with the allegro, he said to Guo Degang: "Well, let me sing a section for you!"

The audience below applauded and asked Yang Yunyi to sing one.

But Guo Degang questioned: "Why?"

Yang Yunyi looked puzzled: "Don't you want to learn?"

Guo Degang said contemptuously: "I'm crazy. Although you were not born by me, you are still raised by me. I don't know how to do this. I learned this when your mother was in elementary school."

Yang Yunyi scratched his head, a little dazed.

Then he smiled and said: "Then according to this, my mother is not very old!"

Guo Degang laughed and said, "I have nothing to say about you!"

Yang Yunyi handed the allegro to Guo Degang: "Then, come on, come on!"

Guo De just refused without thinking about it.

"I won't, I have frozen shoulder!"

Yang Yunyi patted Guo Degang's shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, it will be cured, it will be cured."

Guo Degang said: "No, you really plan to sing one, you don't have a fever, don't you think it's because you've been under too much pressure recently?"

Yang Yunyi said: "There is pressure, but the fever has passed."

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi: "Do you really want to sing?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Sing, sing something you don't know, but listen to it!"

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi: "Since you have made me worthless, let me see what you sing, sing, sing!"

Yang Yunyi moistened his throat and began to sing.

"Hangzhou's beautiful scenery is unparalleled in the world, and the exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake are fragrant all the year round."

"In the spring, you can visit the Su Causeway with peach blossoms and willows, and in summer, you can enjoy the lotus flowers covering the pond."

Guo Degang shouted: "Okay, okay, the child is ready!"

"In autumn, the bright moon is like clear water, and in winter, the mountains are covered with snow."

"I'm representing the lower realm of the White Snake on Mount Momei, where the heavens angered Zhang Yuhuang."

Guo Degang: "Yun Yi, don't go crazy, the pressure is so great!"

Yang Yunyi stopped suddenly and laughed twice.

Guo Degang sighed: "Open your mouth, the audience below will know, Legend of the White Snake! Child!"

Yang Yunyi said nonchalantly: "What is this? It's called giving you face! I have been calling you Master for several years, four or five years. You don't know how to stand on the stage. I have never stopped, this one is suitable! It is not suitable, do you know?"

The audience covered their mouths and laughed, this guy should be expelled from Deyun Building soon!
They have become so arrogant, it is inappropriate not to kick them out.

Guo Degang said: "Yes, this child loves others, and knows that being a master is thin-skinned, so the first part is to let me!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "That's right, this is for you, after all, there are so many people in the audience! You are shameless, you are also a shameless person!"

Guo Degang shook his head and said: "No, don't worry, kid, the audience won't stop watching me because of this. Otherwise, sing again!"

Yang Yunyi laughed: "Sing again, you won't be able to sing again!"

Guo Degang said: "Yes, don't lose face!"

After Yang Yunyi beat the baner like this, he started singing again.

"The emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty had a way to sit in the country, and there was a monarch, ministers, virtuous, and people in peace."

"Then there is a wise king of the Three Qis named Han Xin. If he is destroyed, Chu will put this society in order."

Guo Degang: "Stop, stop, hey!"

Yang Yunyi: "This day, he straddled the carved saddle for a walk in front of the street with nothing to do, and he saw a hexagram shed placed in the south of the road."

Guo Degang looked disgusted: "This tone is too low!"

Soon, he sang along with Yang Yunyi.

"There is a Taoist priest sitting in that hexagram shed, and that fairy face is extraordinary."

"Wear the Jiuliang Taoist scarf on your head, and wear the gossip fairy clothes on your body."

(End of this chapter)