I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 36 Network Pioneer ([-])

After Yang Yunyi took Sun Yue onto the stage, he kept looking left and right.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi and said, "Hey, why are you here on stage?"

Yang Yunyi smiled embarrassedly, and replied: "I just want to stand on the stage for 10 minutes, and then get off the stage."

Sun Yue was dissatisfied, and pointed to Yang Yunyi and said, "You have to watch the audience for 10 minutes. How do you say that? Are the audience here to listen to your cross talk, or come to see you? "

Yang Yunyi giggled and said: "Since you say I'm shameless, then the audience is here to see me."

He also asked the audience in the audience: "Isn't it?"

The audience in the audience naturally supported Yang Yunyi, after all, Yang Yunyi always had something new to start with.

"Yes, we are here to see you."

"Of course I came to see you, so handsome!"

"Will no one come to listen to the cross talk?"

"Who is a serious person who listens to cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi said to Sun Yue with a smile all over his face: "See, the audience all come to see me."

Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a blank look, then turned around and left.

Yang Yunyi was unhappy, and asked, "Why do you cut it?"

Sun Yue found out that even if he is not from the imperial capital, but after staying in the imperial capital for a long time, why did he cut off all the talking, which is a bit interesting!

"The audience is here to see you, so of course I have to leave! Do I stay here and bring shame on myself?" Sun Yue's face was full of displeasure.

Yang Yunyi laughed and said: "Mr. Sun, my dear Mr. Sun, we are cross talk actors, and cross talk is our job, and our faces are only external."

Sun Yue heheed twice: "Now you know that you are talking about cross talk, why did you cut it just now?"

Yang Yunyi didn't answer, but faced the audience and began to perform formally.

"Good afternoon, audience friends. I'm Yang Yunyi, a crosstalk actor from Deyunlou, and this one next to me is my partner, Sun Yue who feeds the elephants!"

The audience was stunned, why did Sun Yue feed the elephant?
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi, and asked dissatisfied: "Wait a minute, why did you introduce Yang Yunyi, a cross talk actor, and I just feed the elephant, and I am also a cross talk actor!"

At this moment, Sun Yue spoke loudly.

Yang Yunyi questioned: "Why, you didn't feed the elephant?"

Sun Yue said several things about me, but finally he acquiesced.

This also aroused the audience's curiosity even more, what was Sun Yue doing before?

Yang Yunyi also said to the audience friends at the right time: "Audience friends, I dare not talk nonsense. Sun Yue raised elephants in the zoo before he partnered with me. If you don't believe me, you can ask him yourself!"

The audience's eyes were focused on Sun Yue, and a child in the front row suddenly asked, "Are you really an elephant?"

Before Sun Yue could speak, the little boy replied selfishly: "You really look like an elephant, so I'll call you Uncle Elephant from now on!"

This little boy is not a trustee, but the burden he threw out directly exploded the scene. Maybe he didn't even know that he threw out the burden.

When Sun Yue heard it, he replied dumbfounded: "I used to play an elephant in a zoo, bah, I raised elephants!"

The audience burst into laughter again, because Sun Yue had an accident on the stage, which is also called eating buns.

But it is very funny, you must know that Sun Yue is a cross talk from a novel.

It's amazing that he can eat steamed stuffed buns.

Yang Yunyi did not expect that Sun Yue would eat buns.

At this time, as Sun Yue's partner, Yang Yunyi had to tease him.

Is it possible to help him, he is not flattering!
Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun didn't play an elephant before, but a baby elephant. The baby elephant you saw in the zoo may be played by Teacher Sun Yue. In the future, if you want to see an elephant, don't go there. The zoo is here, come directly to our Deyun Building, I will ask Mr. Sun to act for you!"

The audience laughed directly, and Sun Yue also laughed.

"Go to hell!"

Yang Yunyi asked with a smile: "Mr. Sun, have you been online recently?"

Sun Yue replied: "You are fast enough, but when it comes to the Internet, I have always been at the forefront of the times."

Yang Yunyi said plainly: "I don't believe it!"

Naturally, the expressions on the audience's faces couldn't believe it!
Aggrieved, Sun Yue hastily explained: "Really, I am also an old netizen, so am I going to joke with you about this!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Since you said you are an old netizen, then I will test your basic language on the Internet now!"

Sun Yue responded without fear: "You come here casually, I have nothing to fear."

"CS!"

"brute!"

The audience in the audience looked surprised, and then burst into laughter.

"I'm talking about CS!" Yang Yunyi said angrily.

Sun Yue nodded seriously: "It's a beast! Isn't it the abbreviation of CS!"

Yang Yunyi explained helplessly, "CS, "Counter-Strike", the English name is Counter-Strike, it is a shooting game series developed by Valve."

Sun Yue said: "You can speak English?"

Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "It's easy to come by, how are you, my name is Yang Yunyi, your name Sun Daxiang, they are all sprinkled with water!"

Sun Yue said: "But I heard that you not only have a primary school education, but you can actually speak English."

Yang Yunyi glared at Sun Yue, poked Sun Yue with his finger in dissatisfaction and said, "I went to junior high school, I just didn't graduate!"

It's just that there are no six words of graduation. Yang Yunyi said one word and poked Sun Yue once.

Sun Yue was about to speak again, when Yang Yunyi spoke.

"To shut up!"

Sun Yue was not happy: "I haven't said it yet!"

"Shut up, I won't listen!" Yang Yunyi covered his ears.

Sun Yue sighed and remained silent.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue again: "Although I don't listen, you have to say it. If you don't say it, what will the audience do?"

Sun Yue got angry: "Damn it, you're so funny!"

Yang Yunyi put his paws to his mouth: "Oh, my god, I forgot that I was a choke, huh huh, so where did I just say that!"

Sun Yue said angrily, "Bastard!"

This wave is purely Sun Yue scolding Yang Yunyi, and the audience is happy to watch it!

On the stage, Yang Yunyi accepted it, but if it was off the stage, the two people in the audience wouldn't say the same.

Yang Yunyi continued to say with a smile: "Okay, okay, you don't know about CS, so you should know about YYDS, right?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and the audience was also stunned, starting to speculate.

"YYDS?" Sun Yue muttered for a while.

Sun Yue suddenly understood the meaning of this sentence, and laughed twice.

"I understand. Is this YYDS Yang Yi's Diaosi! You used to be called Yang Yi, and then you are Diaosi, so the correct answer of YYDS is Yang Yi Diaosi!"

Yang Yunyi gave a piss: "I'll give you a piss, god your mother's Yang Yi diaosi!"

The audience was overwhelmed with joy, but they were still eager to guess the meaning of this sentence.

(End of this chapter)