I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 37 Network Pioneer ([-])

There was a lot of turmoil on the stage, and there were whispers in the audience.

"What does YYDS mean?"

"It should be triumphant!"

"No, how could it be complacent, it should be forever single!"

"Wrong, it should be Master Yin Yang!"

Sun Yue on the stage looked at Yang Yunyi's distraught expression, and asked suspiciously, "That's not what it means, so could it be that Yang Yi is single?"

This was purely Sun Yue's improvisation, because Sun Yue had already heard the audience muttering just now.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue dissatisfied: "Are you lacking in virtue! Why is Yang Yi single, YYDS, the eternal god?"

Sun Yue was stunned: "Eternal God?"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "For example, my cross talk is good, I am your Sun Yue YYDS! So YYDS, the eternal god!"

After Sun Yue heard it, he seemed to understand but half understood.

Even many audience members in the audience seem to understand.

It turns out that YYDS means this!
Of course, Sun Yue was a little unconvinced at the moment.

"One more, you come one more, I'm sure I can figure it out. As a person who is at the forefront of the Internet age, how could I not understand these Internet terms."

"YYSY, what do you mean?" Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's belly.

Sun Yue was stunned again, what is YYSY?
Sun Yue hesitated for a long time, and said extremely unconfidently: "YYSY means, it means Yang Yi, Yang Yi and Sun Yue! That's right, this is the abbreviation of our two names!"

Yang Yunyi laughed and said, "Mr. Sun, you are not good at being a pioneer in the Internet age! This YYSY is not the abbreviation of our two names, but something to say."

Sun Yue immediately turned his face, and then roared and asked: "I said it was Yang Yi and Sun Yue, did I say something wrong! Ah, let me ask you, did I say something wrong?"

Sun Yue looked at the audience again: "Is that right, audience friends!"

Naturally, the audience was not convinced. Why is it that you, Yang Yunyi, have the final say, and we are right, so they all support Sun Yue.

"Yes, Teacher Sun is right."

"Support Teacher Sun!"

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said: "Everyone, don't make a fuss, these are all answers on the Internet, you can't blame me! Besides, Mr. Sun, he often surfs the Internet to make a fuss..."

Sun Yue immediately looked over with unfriendly eyes, and asked, "You mean to be angry?"

Yang Yunyi quickly changed his words: "I said you surf the Internet, you are so obsessed!"

The audience burst out laughing, because all they heard was the online rant, so what is Teacher Sun talking about?
They really wanted to know, but no one would tell them, so Yang Yunyi immediately changed his mind.

But at this time, Sun Yue still refused to let go: "Who is forcing you to talk about it? I just surf to prevent being eliminated by the times. Now this society is changing with each passing day. If you don't pay attention, you will be out of track with the times."

Yang Yunyi looked shocked: "Ms. Sun cheated?"

The audience is also embarrassed at the moment, Sun Yue cheated, when did it happen, didn't he just get married?
It's not considered just married, after more than half a year of marriage, but cheated after half a year of marriage, scumbag!

Hey, it doesn't seem right, he's talking about derailment!
Derailment is even more terrifying. Derailment may not involve undressing. What if it is a mental derailment?

Sun Yue said cursingly: "Whoever cheated, you really can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth!"

Yang Yunyi did not answer, and continued to the audience: "Audience friends, Mr. Sun told me some time ago that he had an online dating girlfriend. I was shocked at that time. This is when I took advantage of Mr. Sun's home today in the middle of the night, and my sister-in-law told me of."

Sun Yue had a look of astonishment, and the audience had a smile on their faces.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Why are you going to my house in the middle of the night?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "My sister-in-law asked me to go. You didn't come home that day, so my sister-in-law was worried about you!"

Sun Yue oh oh twice, and said: "Maybe I have something to do that day, so I didn't go back. You continue to talk, and then?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "When I went to Mr. Sun's house, the door of Mr. Sun's house was open. I thought it was a thief, so I quickly called my sister-in-law!"

Sun Yue said: "Isn't it really a thief?"

The audience was naturally aroused and listened to the story behind.

Yang Yunyi shook his hand and said, "Don't worry, it's not a thief. I stood at the door and called out sister-in-law, are you at home? Do you know how sister-in-law replied to me?"

Sun Yue asked at the right time: "What did you say?"

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue a few times before replying: "Sister-in-law said, Yunyi, I'm taking a bath! Sister-in-law opened the door and is taking a bath, hoo hoo hoo."

Some male audience members stood up excitedly.

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi's collar and said angrily, "What are you talking about?"

Yang Yunyi let out an ouch and told Sun Yue to let go.

"Mr. Sun, don't worry! My sister-in-law is washing the dates, washing the dates. It's not the bath you think, you have to trust your wife!"

Sun Yue patted his head a little foolishly: "Haha, I misunderstood, and you didn't make it clear."

Yang Yunyi replied: "No, you just misunderstood me."

The emotions that the audience was also aroused disappeared in an instant.

It turned out to be this washing date, I thought it was this washing date.

I suddenly understood, this should be the price of growing up!

Sun Yue said: "What happened later?"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and told the next story.

"Later, later, my sister-in-law was in the house. This is the door my sister-in-law left for me, so I entered the house."

Sun Yue immediately interrupted Yang Yunyi: "What is the door reserved for you? I am the owner of this house. That is the door reserved for me."

Sun Yue's level is very interesting, and it arouses the curiosity of the audience. They also want to know why Yang Yunyi was kept.

Yang Yunyi interrupted angrily: "Mr. Sun, can you stop interrupting me all the time? Didn't I say that when you didn't come back that day, my sister-in-law was worried that you would call me and let me go over."

Sun Yue responded angrily: "It's not because you speak ambiguously, you always misunderstand me!"

"Then are you still listening?" Yang Yunyi asked impatiently.

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Listen!"

Yang Yunyi fell into memories: "After I opened the door and went in, I found my sister-in-law was wearing a black suspender and came out with a plate of jujubes."

Saying these words directly detonated the scene, and even many necks in the background stretched out, wanting to listen to the follow-up.

It's just that Sun Yue has completely exploded at this moment.

"My daughter-in-law, I left the door open for you in the middle of the night, wearing a black suspender, what are you talking about?"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he said righteously: "Mr. Sun, you can always be biased. Your own wife still doesn't trust you! Sister-in-law is wearing suspenders. This is because it is summer and the weather is hot!"

Sun Yue reluctantly accepted this reason.

Yang Yunyi also went on to say: "I entered the room, first took off my clothes, then my pants..."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue brought up Yang Yunyi's collar again.

(End of this chapter)