I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 38 Network Pioneer ([-])

"What are you doing in the house and taking off your clothes and pants?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Let go, let go, the reason why I took off my clothes and pants is because I wore too much, I took off my cotton coat and pants."

Sun Yue asked in confusion: "It's not summer, you wear cotton clothes and trousers?"

The audience looked at Yang Yunyi, wondering how he would explain it.

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun lives in an ice cellar, so I think I'll wear more clothes."

Sun Yue: "Fuck you!"

Yang Yunyi continued to smile: "I took off my clothes and my pants..."

Sun Yue directly interrupted Yang Yunyi's actions and words.

"Say the point!"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "After I went in, my sister-in-law threw herself into my arms."

Sun Yue's voice raised an octave: "What, she was wearing a small sling and threw herself into your arms."

Yang Yunyi groaned and shouted: "Mr. Sun, you should listen to my explanation! It's not because you don't come home all night, sister-in-law is worried about you!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "Tell me, I want to see what other nonsense you can say."

Yang Yunyi continued: "Didn't I say it before, Mr. Sun, as a surfing pioneer, fell in love with a girlfriend on the Internet."

This is a cross talk, and everyone knows that Yang Yunyi is talking nonsense on stage, so they don't really believe that Sun Yue is such a person.

Sun Yue snorted: "I even dated a girlfriend online. I didn't know it myself. You continue to talk, and I see how you can arrange me."

Yang Yunyi arranged: "Teacher Sun's name on the Internet is Emperor Capital Liu Dehua, this is the net name."

Yang Yunyi pretended to vomit, pretending to be sick.

Sun Yue looked indifferent: "You continue!"

Yang Yunyi was not polite to his partner at all.

"The object of Mr. Sun's online dating is called Rose Waiting for Love. I didn't go home that night, so I just went to meet netizens."

Sun Yue said twice: "Are you sure I'm going to meet the rose waiting for love, not a tickling kitten?"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately changed his mind.

"The netizen Mr. Sun met is called Tickle Kitten!"

When Yang Yunyi made such a change, the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing. Originally they thought this story was at least somewhat true, but now it's complete nonsense.

Even nonsense can attract people to continue listening.

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun received a Morse code from the tickling kitten on the bb machine this day. After cracking it, a certain big hotel will come quickly!"

Sun Yue couldn't listen anymore: "Why is it a bb machine, what if I don't have a mobile phone?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "It's not that Mr. Sun doesn't have a mobile phone. It's that Mr. Sun's lover can understand the mobile phone, but he can't understand Morse code."

Sun Yue nodded: "Indeed, my wife is really not familiar with bb machines."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately beamed with joy.

"Mr. Sun found the hotel according to the Morse code on the bb machine, but he was controlled by someone as soon as he entered the hotel."

The big brother in the audience said: "Is it a fairy dance?"

Yang Yunyi didn't expect that someone would dig his own work, this was not the first time, but for Yang Yunyi, he would not let anyone dig his own work.

Yang Yunyi looked at the eldest brother under the stage and said: "Brother, could it be that you have also experienced the fairy dance, do you want to come up and talk about your personal experience?"

The elder brother blushed and waved his hands again and again.

Yang Yunyi still didn't let him go, and pretended to be angry and said: "Really, dig my job, next time you do it like this and go out!"

It won't really make people go out, after all, the audience is their bread and butter.

The audience in the audience will not take it seriously, but this can also tell them, don't gouging other people's jobs, after all, it is not easy for cross talk actors to get gouged.

Yang Yunyi called this elder brother again for the third time: "Ms. Sun is just like this elder brother. He encountered a fairy dance. What do you think Mr. Sun will do? He will ask for [-]!"

Sun Yue didn't dare to believe it: "Six hundred, I'm worth six hundred!"

Yang Yunyi said: "How is it possible, people said 600 million!"

Sun Yue said hehe: "600 million, you can't arrange for this fairy to dance!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "Mr. Sun misunderstood me, I am not such a person. After Mr. Sun was jumped by a fairy, he told those people that he could give the 600 million, but he had to see the tickling kitten, otherwise he would die in peace."

On Sun Yue's side, he was also curious.

"So did I see it?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I see, but Mr. Sun is a little disappointed, because this tickling kitten is a big guy who picks his feet. But Mr. Sun, he decided to cover up this matter and give this 600 million!"

Sun Yue hehe twice: "I have this 600 million?"

Yang Yunyi showed a cheap look: "The person who performed the fairy dance called home and asked my sister-in-law to get the 600 million. My sister-in-law heard that Teacher Sun was danced by a fairy and asked for 600 million. She didn't believe that Teacher Sun would do such a thing."

Sun Yue looked satisfied: "My wife still trusts me!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue, and then said: "Sister-in-law doesn't believe it. Those people have no choice but to let Teacher Sun answer the phone. Teacher Sun said at the first sentence, daughter-in-law, I am Sun Yue, and I was jumped by a fairy. You know sister-in-law Did you say something?"

Sun Yue asked, "What did you say?"

The audience is also eagerly waiting, wanting to know what Sun Yue's daughter-in-law said?
Yang Yi said: "Teacher Sun's wife said, I'm sorry, I don't know Sun Yue!"

Sun Yue was surprised, and the audience in the audience were also dumbfounded. Why is this story a bit unexpected?
But why?

Sun Yue will ask this question.

"How could my daughter-in-law say she doesn't know me?" Sun Yue asked anxiously.

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Otherwise, why would my sister-in-law wear a black suspender and wait for me in the middle of the night!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you!"

The two smiled and bowed, and the performance was over!
The audience in the audience also laughed, and the applause lasted for a long time.

They really didn't expect that Yang Yunyi's cross talk was going around and around, and he went back again.

It's really interesting, this cross talk.

Keeping up with the times is still something that young people like today, not only young people, but also middle-aged people can understand it.

Yu Qian was in the background, looked at Guo Degang and said: "You are a great apprentice, you innovate every game, and your future achievements will be limitless!"

Guo Degang frowned and replied: "All the cross talk he talked about, there are too few traditional things."

Then Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian seriously: "Why do you think this is?"

Yu Qian was silent. There was only one possibility for such a result, and that was that Yang Yunyi didn't learn the traditional things very well.

To put it bluntly, it means that Yang Yunyi only learned cross talk for a year before he came on stage.

After all, there are still too few things that have settled.

But now, there is no time for him to study seriously.

(End of this chapter)