I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 5 I Can Be Red
Yang Yunyi said: "I was very nervous when I stepped on this stage for the first time. Please allow me to introduce myself to you first. I am a comedian from Deyunlou, and my name is Yang Yunyi."

After Yang Yunyi finished speaking, he bowed deeply to the audience.

The audience in the audience began to applaud. Yang Yunyi's hanging performance just now has been recognized by them.

The approval of the audience is very simple, as long as you are funny on stage.

If you can't even say a word when you stand on the stage, the audience will definitely kick you off.

"Next, I'm going to introduce in a big way, the person next to me, my mentor, the founder of Deyun Building, Mr. Guo Degang, who is 1.8 meters tall."

The audience in the audience all gasped, and naturally some people laughed.

Guo Degang touched Yang Yunyi with his hand: "Son, although I am your master and have the power to control your life and death, you don't have to praise me like that. I am not 1.8 meters tall!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Guo Degang suspiciously: "My God, master, you don't have 1.8 meters?"

Then Yang Yunyi faced the audience and said to the audience seriously: "Friends in the audience, I am 1.8 meters tall, and my master can just be caught under my arm. Is [-] meters too much?"

The audience gave a strong reaction again, and Guo Degang also replied with a smile: "Pass, pass!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Just kidding, just kidding, everyone got it wrong, let me say my master is Yimi!"

After speaking, Yang Yunyi stretched out two hands and made a length of one meter for comparison.

Guo Degang quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi's arm: "Shut up! I'm not that short!"

"Then what is your height?"

"1.6 meters three!"

Yang Yunyi nodded and introduced again: "The one next to me is my mentor, Mr. Guo Degang who is 1.6 meters three."

Guo Degang: "You don't need to mention my height, just introduce me and that's it."

Yang Yunyi: "You can't introduce your height, can you?"

Guo Degang: "No one talks about height."

Yang Yunyi: "Next to me is my mentor, Mr. Guo Degang who forbids me to talk about my height."

"Yes, I am the mentor of this traitor!"

The audience laughed, and Yang Yunyi also laughed.

Yang Yunyi held back a smile and said, "Everyone knows that it is very difficult for cross talk actors in this era."

Then Yang Yunyi put his hands on Guo Degang's shoulders, shook his legs tremblingly, patted Guo Degang's shoulders and said, "Little fat man, let me ask you, do you want to be popular?"

The audience laughed again when they saw Yang Yunyi's arrogant and rebellious appearance.

Guo Degang replied: "Don't talk about whether you are popular or not, I want to slap you now!"

Yang Yunyi hurriedly put down his hand, and said, "Don't keep thinking about slapping me, I just want to ask Master if you want to be popular!"

Guo Degang: "Isn't this nonsense, I definitely want to be popular!"

Yang Yunyi clapped his hands and said, "That's right, but you don't have a red life!"

Guo Degang: "How do you say that?"

Yang Yunyi: "Your life lacks popularity?"

The audience and Guo Degang were equally puzzled, what does it mean to be short of popularity?
Guo Degang asked: "What is lack of popularity in life?"

Yang Yunyi replied cheerfully: "It's gold, wood, water, soil and red. You are short of red in your life."

Guo Degang: "I've never heard of gold, wood, water, red soil, that's called gold, wood, water, earth, and fire. What level of education do you have?"

Yang Yunyi said triumphantly: "Xiao Ben!"

The audience was puzzled again, what is Xiaoben?

Guo Degang replaced the audience and asked their doubts: "What is a small book?"

Yang Yunyi replied arrogantly: "A primary school undergraduate!"

The shouting voice from the audience came again, Yang Yunyi was not ashamed but proud.

Guo Degang: "After graduating from primary school, you have to graduate from primary school, and you still have a small penny."

Yang Yunyi was displeased, and began to argue: "Graduate from primary school, graduate from primary school, even if you are my master, you can't insult me. I haven't graduated from primary school yet, so I haven't been given a diploma!"

Guo Degang pointed at Yang Yunyi and said helplessly to the audience: "Looking at this guy's shameless appearance, I'm really ashamed for him!"

The audience has long been overwhelmed by laughter, a small book is equivalent to a primary school undergraduate, and they have gained knowledge.

Yang Yunyi answered immediately and said: "It's not important, what's important is that Master, you are short of life!"

Guo Degang: "Yeah, just now it was short of red, but now it's changed to short of fire. Then tell me, why am I short of fire?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "You don't need you, I am ashamed of it! But I can still tell you why you lack fire. Let's take movies as an example, look at those big stars, how many awards did they win? Big star. May I ask Master, what award did you win?"

When Guo Degang was questioned, an audience suddenly reminded him: "I won a third prize!"

Guo Degang: "Yes, I have a third prize in a cross talk contest!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Since ancient times, there has been a saying that the first prize is more famous, the second prize is more fun, and the third prize is not even touched by little hands. Master, you won a third prize. You see that you are not in luck." What is red?"

Guo Degang was not happy: "That doesn't mean I can't be popular!"

Yang Yunyi: "Then master, do you have any skills?"

Guo Degang said, "Cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi reminded: "The third prize, little hands don't have to touch it!"

Guo Degang tentatively asked again: "How about I go to sing?"

"Oh my mother! Master, you are the only one who still sings, your broken voice is like a big rooster howling, you still have to sing!"

"Then I dance?"

"Ouch my mother!"

Before Yang Yunyi finished speaking, Guo Degang asked loudly, "What happened to your mother?"

Yang Yunyi touched his chin, looked at his master, put his hand on his shoulder and said, "Master, you don't even have a waist for dancing!"

Guo Degang asked: "Then I can't do this or that. What do you think I can do?"

Yang Yunyi responded: "Speaking of this, I still have a lot of experience. Master, if you really want to be popular, write a novel!"

"writing a novel?"

Yang Yunyi said with certainty: "That's right, writing novels is still writing online novels."

Guo De just let out a chuckle before he said, "Isn't writing a novel a dead end?"

This, master, how do you know?
Yang Yunyi was a little surprised. He had heard of this sentence that was circulated in the Internet literature circle in his previous life, and he never knew who said it. It turned out to be Mr. Guo Degang who said it.

Yang Yunyi immediately explained: "Master, if you write a novel and adapt it into a film and television drama, you will be popular by then!"

Guo Degang said: "If I don't go, I will talk about cross talk. I believe that if I keep talking about cross talk, one day I will be able to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala."

Yang Yunyi lowered his head and muttered: "Then my possibility may be higher."

After the audience gasped, Guo Degang also asked: "What are you muttering about!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Master, I mean I may have more fire potential than you!"

Guo Degang let out a hey, and asked curiously: "Tell me, what is your potential to be hotter than me?"

(End of this chapter)