I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 6 I Can Be Red
Yang Yunyi said shyly: "Master, please taste carefully. I am young, fair-skinned, tall, and have a good face. I am just a little fresh meat. On this condition, whoever can be popular if I am not popular. "

After Guo Degang heard this, he quickly said: "My dear boy, I don't need to say more about your external conditions, but if you want to take it off, it's not suitable for so many audiences."

The audience smiled knowingly, and if it really took off, they would love to watch it too.

Yang Yunyi was stunned for a moment, and smiled embarrassedly: "Master, I mean that a little fresh meat like me can be popular just because of my appearance."

At this moment, Guo Degang pretended to be taken aback.

"Xiao Xianrou, what kind of meat is Xiao Xianrou? How did you become Xiao Xianrou?

Yang Yunyi was taken aback for a moment, remembering that when he gave the notebook to Guo Degang earlier, Guo Degang asked what is Xiao Xianrou.

Yes, in this era, there is no such thing as "little fresh meat". It was brought by the four returnees many years later.

Later, one was tepid, one worked hard and hard, and there was a dead duck with a hard mouth, and finally there was still someone who stepped on the sewing machine. This is the first generation of little fresh meat!
At this time, Yang Yunyi had to explain to the audience what "little fresh meat" is.

"Audience friends, dear audience friends!"

Guo Degang stretched out his hand to stop him: "If you have something to say, talk about it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Friends in the audience, my master is just an old hat, and he doesn't know what is a little fresh meat. This little fresh meat is just white and clean, and he doesn't need any talent to be liked by everyone. And I have the potential to become a fresh meat."

At this time, the audience didn't think so. After all, it was just good-looking and had no talent, so the audience would not like it.

Guo Degang said with a worried face: "My good boy, if we say that the cross talkers are not talented, the audience will not buy it."

Yang Yunyi shook his legs, supported the table with one hand, and said, "I'm good-looking and I can become popular, huh, huh, I won't talk about cross talk when I become popular, I'll go to make a movie. "

Yang Yunyi patted Guo Degang's shoulder and said with a smile, "Master, I'm going to make a movie. Master, you haven't done it, have you?"

Guo Degang yelled: "Look at you! You only look good, you have no culture or connotation. Will the audience love to watch the movie you made?"

Yang Yunyi swelled and said: "What culture and connotation do you look at? I just need to be good-looking. I can support the entire box office with my face!"

The audience in the audience let out a long cry again, and some even said that whoever watches a movie just looks at his face!
Yang Yunyi said: "The old man in the second row said that you don't look at your face when you watch a movie, so what are you watching? Do you look at beautiful women? Brother, the one sitting next to you is sister-in-law, does sister-in-law agree?"

The elder brother blushed, but the woman sitting next to him laughed.

After Guo Degang heard this, he pulled Yang Yunyi back.

"Children, children, making movies may not necessarily be popular! And looking popular, it is even less likely and not advisable!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Master, you don't have to be envious, you won't be envious even if you grow up like this. But, hehehe, after your apprentice becomes popular, go to Bollywood to make a movie and win the Best Actor!"

There's a baggage here that the audience doesn't catch.

At this time, Guo Degang was about to remind him, he said: "Son, you are going to India to win the best actor! This is what you filmed, I am afraid it is an ethical drama!"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter instantly.

Indeed, Bollywood ethics dramas are the most interesting.

Yang Yunyi was not happy: "Master, what do you mean go to India to win the best actor! Bollywood, Oscar, I will be the first Chinese actor by then."

Originally, there was a sentence that Guo Degang should have said.

The word is, this is Hollywood in the beautiful country!
As a result, the audience in the audience started to hang up, and someone shouted from below: "Hollywood is in a beautiful country, you are in the wrong place!"

Usually at this time, the actors on stage will panic, because there is no partner to give you the bottom line.

But the theater is like this, it will face such a situation at any time, Guo Degang also sweats for Yang Yunyi.

When Yang Yunyi saw this, he had already entered the state.

He walked to the edge of the stage, pricked up his ears to listen, and then walked back.

When everyone was wondering what Yang Yunyi was doing, Yang Yunyi spoke.

"Hey, just now a big brother in the audience said that I went to the wrong place, and I could go to the wrong place, big brother, you graduated from a small school like me! You are both cultural people, and we will go out and pay homage later. Son, stop everyone!"

Just as he was talking, Yang Yunyi was about to turn over from the table. At the same time, he turned his head to Guo Degang and said, "Master, don't stop me. It won't work if anyone stops me. I will be sworn brothers with this elder brother from now on. We are sworn brothers in Taoyuan, he is the eldest brother and I am the second brother."

Yang Yunyi said again: "There is still a third brother missing, master, you are so dark, you are the third brother!"

Guo Degang shouted: "It's almost over, the master didn't stop you, if you want to go, go, don't make trouble with me!"

Yang Yunyi returned to his seat with a smile, and tidied up his coat.

He pointed at Guo Degang, and said to the audience: "This little black fat man can't stand being teased anymore!"

Guo Degang let out a hey, and made a gesture to hit Yang Yunyi.

The audience in the audience cheered again, and even coughed happily.

Yang Yunyi hurriedly said: "Master, when it comes to cross talk, if you talk about cross talk, the audience friends below are watching, so you can't save me some face!"

Guo Degang put down the fan that was going to hit Yang Yunyi, and replied: "Okay, let's talk about cross talk."

Yang Yunyi looked at Guo Degang blankly, and said, "Okay, let's talk about cross talk. So, master, where did I just say?"

The audience burst into laughter again, why did such a treasure come out of this Deyun Tower.

Guo Degang also frowned, and said with an uncomfortable face: "Oh my god, why did I let you on stage? I just said that you are going to Bollywood to win the Best Actor!"

Yang Yunyi hurriedly said twice, and said: "I won the actor, and I swelled up. Not only do I want to make movies, I also want to be a director, and after I'm done being a director, I'll also be a producer. Anyway, I rely on With this face, I can get angry."

Guo Degang sighed: "Apprentice, people have joys and sorrows, and the moon has cloudy and sunny waxing and waning. You may be popular with your face, but it is only a temporary fire, and it cannot last forever. When your face is aging and time goes by, those who look at your face will eventually be angry. There are other goals, and you are the boss who is sad."

Yang Yunyi pretended to be listening to the teaching, and asked: "Then what does Master think?"

Guo Degang replied: "Being a man is the first thing to do in an act, and morality is the first to learn art. Only by improving yourself, having excellent moral character, loving your career, and respecting the audience, can you last for a long time!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized, nodded and praised: "Master is right, but this disciple has never been able to abide by his heart!"

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi with satisfaction, and said, "If that's the case, let's show the audience our traditional art of cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said: "For the first time on stage, I also showed the audience a traditional dish name, and let everyone taste the results of my studies in Deyun Building."

The audience began to applaud. After all, many people still like traditional things.

Yang Yunyi thought for a while and said: "Everyone comes to Deyun Tower today, I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon , Preserved egg, fried rice with egg, scrambled egg with rice, scrambled egg with egg, fried rice with rice, fried over and over again, fried over and over again!"

Guo Degang pushed Yang Yunyi and said with a smile, "Fuck you!"

The audience in the audience also finished listening to the cross talk amid warm applause and joyful atmosphere.

　In the end, the bottom is a bit thin, and I will strive to write better cross talk in the next paragraph.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)