I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 50 It seems that I can't hide it
The host shouted: "Let us invite cross talk actors from the imperial capital, Yang Yunyi and Yu Qian, to perform cross talk for everyone."

Yang Yunyi took Teacher Yu Qianyu with him, and went up to the stage nervously.

The audience in the audience looked around with interest, this pair of comedians from the imperial capital.

Yu Qian and the others naturally know each other, and Yang Yunyi is actually quite well-known, and many audiences in the audience of "Wujiapo" can sing.

They just want to know what kind of cross talk Yang Yunyi will perform when he is married to Yu Qian.

Of course, they will be stricter with Yang Yunyi and Yu Qian.

After Yang Yunyi and Yu Qian took the stage, they bowed to the audience.

One second passed, two seconds passed, five seconds passed, and the audience under the stage froze.

At the sixth second, Yu Qian couldn't help but raised his head, patted Yang Yunyi's elbow and said, "Hey, how long are we going to bow?"

Yang Yunyi also raised his head, and said righteously: "Teacher Yu, these are all folks from my master's hometown, what's the matter with bowing, I want to kneel to them!"

The audience in the audience immediately applauded, and some even yelled and kowtowed!
Yang Yunyi pricked up his ears to listen, and immediately said to Yu Qian: "Teacher Yu, you don't knock me down, I'm sorry for so many enthusiastic audiences in the audience!"

When the audience in the audience was laughing and laughing, they applauded violently!

In fact, none of this was in the book, it was completely improvised by Yang Yunyi, which is the so-called instant hanging.

Yu Qian was not a fuel-efficient lamp either, so he said unwillingly: "Why, you are Guo Degang's apprentice, if you want to kneel, you are the one to kneel!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and poked the table, then pointed with his right finger and said, "You said that little black fat man! Oh, my mother, he is my mother..."

After Yang Yunyi said this, he squatted beside the table and laughed.

The people in the audience burst into laughter again, they naturally knew that Yang Yunyi was eating steamed buns, but that's what made it so funny.

They also understand that Yang Yunyi didn't do it on purpose, and while it's funny, it also depends on how well he's doing it.

Yu Qian also said happily: "He can't be your mother, but Master can also take on the responsibility of father!"

Yang Yunyi stood up, regained his serious expression, and asked Yu Qian: "Mr. Yu, when you mentioned this, I just want to ask you, is Guo Qilin your son?"

Yu Qian looked puzzled: "What did you say?"

The audience didn't understand what Yang Yunyi meant, who was Guo Qilin?
Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "Everyone in the audience, Guo Qilin is my master's son, but one day I suddenly found out that Guo Qilin is called Teacher Yu's father, you guys think it's okay!"

The audience was immediately attracted, and they all showed curious expressions.

Is this the loss of morality, or the scum of society?

Yu Qian hurriedly came out and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Everyone, don't listen to his nonsense, I'm an honest man!"

Yu Qian's expression that seemed to be wronged, combined with his trembling cheeks, was extremely ridiculous.

Now it is no longer a burden of 15 seconds, but a burden of one sentence. Even the audience in the capital can't find any faults.

Although it is recorded and broadcast, there are audiences below.

It's just that these viewers are either relatives of the sponsor or the head of the TV station.

Internal tickets are not available to ordinary people.

Yu Qian also continued here: "Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi, your master is not here, so you start talking nonsense, right?"

Yang Yunyi slammed the table angrily, and said, "Teacher Yu, you say I'm talking nonsense, I'm going to tell you what happened that day!"

Yu Qian also said angrily: "You are trembling, I see how you can arrange me in front of so many audience friends. If you have the ability, you can show the facts, everyone, right!"

The audience in the audience also replied one after another, they must want to know the follow-up of this matter.

"Yes, it is!"

"You can't wrong someone unless you tell the truth."

"Hurry up and gossip, I love gossip!"

Yang Yunyi stretched out his hand to make a palm, and then shook it, which meant to say stop!
The discussion of the audience also stopped, and the quality of the audience in Gendu is still very high, but they like to tear down other people's stations.

Since the stage is dismantled, how can we say that the quality is high?

It's all phony, naturally I can't understand the kind of people with poor cross talk performances on stage, and the people here can't say a word when they come on stage.

To be precise, I can do it too!

Yang Yunyi said: "Then Teacher Yu, don't blame me for revealing your shit."

Yu Qian replied disgustedly: "Talk about it!"

Yang Yunyi interacted with the audience again, asking them what they wanted to hear, and after getting the audience's answer, Yang Yunyi started talking.

"I live in my master's house. I have studied art for three years and worked for two years. I know about it. Teacher Yu came to the house that day and chatted with my teacher's wife for a long time! Just when my master's son Guo Qilin came back, my teacher's wife came Let Guo Qilin call Dad!"

Yu Qian listened without saying a word, but the audience in the audience was already full of faces.

Yang Yunyi continued: "My teacher asked Guo Qilin to call Yu Qian's father, everyone, I can't believe it!"

At this time, an elder sister in her forties suddenly asked, "What happened next?"

Yang Yunyi patted the back of his hand and replied: "Later, Guo Qilin took a look at my teacher's wife, knelt down and called Dad to Teacher Yu! He even cried and cried, my own father finally came to pick me up and go home!"

The audience in the audience roared with laughter, and the elder sister who asked the question before even laughed so hard that she couldn't bear it.

The giggling sound made me laugh out loud, and it wasn't just her, many people did!
But Yu Qian couldn't argue with his mouth: "This is so new!"

But Yang Yunyi asked Yu Qian: "Teacher Yu, did you just say that this happened?"

Yu Qian admitted: "Yes, there is such a thing, but at that time your teacher's wife asked Qi Lin to find your master to come out, how did you know that Qi Lin misunderstood."

Yang Yunyi patted Yu Qian's chest and said, "Teacher Yu, don't be angry. We all know that an explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. Guo Qilin is about your son, and we will keep it a secret for you."

Yang Yunyi still has time to interact with the audience: "Isn't it, audience friends!"

"Yes!"

The audience in the audience naturally responded generously to the well-behaved cross talk actors.

But Yang Yunyi let go of the burden again, and said: "It's that older sister again, she said that's not necessarily the case. Teacher Yu, I'm sorry, but it seems that Guo Qilin is your son. It seems that I can't hide it."

Yu Qian was furious, and said angrily and stubbornly: "Fuck you, your master is married twice, and Guo Qilin was not born to your current teacher and wife, who doesn't know that!"

Yang Yunyi let out an ah, deliberately pretending not to know.

"Teacher Yu, is that so?"

But the next sentence pushed this cross talk to its peak.

"So Guo Qilin, you fostered my master, could it be that my master can't..."

Yang Yunyi didn't finish speaking, but the others understood.

What can not be done, naturally cannot give birth.

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