I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 51 Deyun Building Non-Refundable Tickets
Chapter 51 Deyun Building Non-Refundable Tickets
Yu Qian frowned and said, "Go, go, Guo Qilin is your master's own son!"
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he still asked a serious question.
"Teacher Yu, are you sure Guo Qilin is not your own son?"
Yu Qian replied helplessly: "Really not!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Fortunately not, otherwise our Deyun Building will collapse. Ladies and gentlemen, you know that our Deyun Building is quite famous in the imperial capital, but you don't buy tickets to see the cross talk performed by us juniors. Instead, I came to see my master Guo Degang and Teacher Yu."
The audience in the audience nodded. Some of them had also been to the Deyun Tower in the imperial capital, and they were indeed there for Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
They just watched the cross talk between Cao Yunxin and Yang Yunyi.
Yu Qian said with a smile: "It's over! It's because of everyone's love that we can continue to stand on this stage."
Yang Yunyi continued: "The reason why I am worried about the chaotic relationship between my master and Mr. Yu is because there is an unwritten rule in our Deyun building."
The audience was aroused curiosity again, rules, what rules?
Yu Qian asked strangely: "Rules, why don't I know there are any unwritten rules?"
The role of Yu Qian is to draw out the following, and it is also the role of fanfare. You can't always let the audience pick it up!
The current Deyun Building does not have that much influence.
Here, Yang Yunyi laughed and said, "Teacher Yu, you said you didn't know, how could you not know. The unwritten rule of our Deyun Building is that no refunds are allowed."
The audience in the audience looked disbelieving, and even whispered to each other.
Yu Qian snorted and said, "Are you sure there is such a rule?"
Yang Yunyi said to himself: "There is such a rule. It was passed down privately recently, but it has not been passed on to Teacher Yu. Teacher Yu doesn't know, so it's still normal."
Yu Qian was not happy: "What do you mean it's normal!"
Yang Yunyi said: "My master said that although you are my partner, my master does not sleep with you every day."
The audience laughed again, as if they had heard something extraordinary.
Yu Qian pushed Yang Yunyi and said angrily: "Fuck you, I never slept with your master."
Yu Qian felt that this sentence was ambiguous, so he added another sentence.
"Your master and I have been sleeping separately for so many years."
Anyway, after Yu Qian finished speaking, many people in the audience couldn't help laughing.
In their view, sleeping is not impossible!
After all, if two big men sleep together, no one will say anything, but after you explain it, the taste is completely wrong.
Yang Yunyi patted Yu Qian's shoulder, if his master Guo Degang could only pat Yu Qian's butt.
Yang Yunyi said in a long voice: "Teacher Yu, no one said that you and my master didn't sleep right. I'm talking about refunding the ticket!"
Yu Qian hesitated to speak, but in the end he could only say: "I still can't explain clearly, so you can just say what's wrong with the refund!"
Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "The place where we buy tickets at Deyun Building is at the gate. Anyone who has been to Deyun Building to watch cross talk knows it, and Teacher Yu must know it too!"
Yu Qian nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I know that! After all, it was there before I partnered with your master!"
Yang Yunyi patted Yu Qian's back again and said, "Mr. Yu, have you ever seen the Deyun Tower where the tickets are refunded?"
Yu Qian was stunned, and the audience was also stunned. Shouldn't refunds and purchases be in the same place?
Soon, Yu Qian asked: "Where is it? Isn't it also at the door?"
Yang Yunyi heheed a few times: "Mr. Yu, my dear Mr. Yu, have you ever seen an audience in Deyun Tower who refunded tickets over the years?"
Yu Qian said to the audience: "Don't tell me, I haven't seen an audience refund a ticket in all these years. I always thought it was because of our good performance!"
Is there no one refunding tickets at Deyun Building?
There must be, but this is the burden thrown by Yang Yunyi, and the audience in Tianjin is also weird. Deyun Tower has been open for so many years, but there is no refund. The cross talk of each of them is so good?
As Gendu people, they definitely wouldn't believe it!
Yang Yunyi patted his chest and said with a chuckle: "Mr. Yu, you haven't seen it, but I have seen it!"
Yu Qian said, "Tell me!"
The audience below also pricked up their ears to see what flowers Yang Yunyi was about to say.
Yang Yunyi said: "My dear folks, if you go to our Deyun Tower to listen to cross talk in the future and want to get a refund, then I'm sorry, the ticket will be refunded to Afghanistan at the ticket gate!"
"Ah?" Yu Qian's expression was in disbelief.
The same goes for the audience, Afghanistan, what a joke.
This should be a burden, right?
Even the fans couldn't tell whether it was a burden or not, and it was conceivable that they were shocked!
Because Afghanistan has been in war for the past few years and there are many terrorists, normal people would not think about going to Afghanistan, only mercenaries who want to make a fortune will go.
Yu Qian was surprised because the original book was written in Hainan, why did it suddenly go to Afghanistan? Yang Yunyi's sudden change of tactics made Yu Qian unable to catch it.
But the effect in Afghanistan is indeed better than that in Hainan. In terms of writing notebooks, Yu Qian really admires Yang Yunyi!
No wonder Lao Guo is inseparable between Cao Yunxin and Yang Yunyi.
Because Guo Degang's personality and habits are most similar to Cao Yunxin, but he can be unconstrained in this book, which Yang Yunyi has learned from him.
Yu Qiandu was a little overwhelmed, and he could imagine how hard it was for his junior brother and Yang Yunyi to work together.
In fact, Yu Qian and Guo Degang worked hard as partners.
Yang Yunyi looked at the various expressions of everyone in the audience, and he said: "Don't you believe it, some time ago someone insisted on refunding the ticket, I said Afghanistan is too dangerous, but he insisted on going his own way, there is no way, I can only I bought a plane ticket and sent him there. But before I came to Tianjin Satellite TV, I just gave him the first seven."
Some people in the audience burst into laughter, and they finally understood the burden.
Although the foreshadowing was a bit long, they didn't find it annoying in the middle. Whether it was Yu Qian or Yang Yunyi who was acting as a teaser, they were digging holes one by one, and then they burst into laughter unexpectedly.
Are the cross talks in Deyunlou so exciting now?
At the same time, Imperial TV is also recording at this moment.
The performances of Guo Degang and Cao Yunxin won applause.
Cao Yunxin's traditional jokes are almost at his fingertips, paragraph by paragraph, string after string, making the audience applaud without stopping.
And Guo Degang is naturally full of smiles, because to praise Cao Yunxin is to praise himself.
No matter what Cao Yunxin said, he taught him.
After the performance, Guo Degang was naturally worried about Yang Yunyi's side.
But thinking of Yu Qian, there should be no problem!
It's just that he never imagined that Yang Yunyi is now using his performance to conquer the audience in his hometown!
You know, the audience in Gendu is the most picky, and if they are all satisfied, there are very few places where they will be dissatisfied.
The editor said that the grades are not good, and I may not recommend it this week. I really tried my best to write, and I can’t blame others for the poor writing.
(End of this chapter)
Yu Qian frowned and said, "Go, go, Guo Qilin is your master's own son!"
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he still asked a serious question.
"Teacher Yu, are you sure Guo Qilin is not your own son?"
Yu Qian replied helplessly: "Really not!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Fortunately not, otherwise our Deyun Building will collapse. Ladies and gentlemen, you know that our Deyun Building is quite famous in the imperial capital, but you don't buy tickets to see the cross talk performed by us juniors. Instead, I came to see my master Guo Degang and Teacher Yu."
The audience in the audience nodded. Some of them had also been to the Deyun Tower in the imperial capital, and they were indeed there for Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
They just watched the cross talk between Cao Yunxin and Yang Yunyi.
Yu Qian said with a smile: "It's over! It's because of everyone's love that we can continue to stand on this stage."
Yang Yunyi continued: "The reason why I am worried about the chaotic relationship between my master and Mr. Yu is because there is an unwritten rule in our Deyun building."
The audience was aroused curiosity again, rules, what rules?
Yu Qian asked strangely: "Rules, why don't I know there are any unwritten rules?"
The role of Yu Qian is to draw out the following, and it is also the role of fanfare. You can't always let the audience pick it up!
The current Deyun Building does not have that much influence.
Here, Yang Yunyi laughed and said, "Teacher Yu, you said you didn't know, how could you not know. The unwritten rule of our Deyun Building is that no refunds are allowed."
The audience in the audience looked disbelieving, and even whispered to each other.
Yu Qian snorted and said, "Are you sure there is such a rule?"
Yang Yunyi said to himself: "There is such a rule. It was passed down privately recently, but it has not been passed on to Teacher Yu. Teacher Yu doesn't know, so it's still normal."
Yu Qian was not happy: "What do you mean it's normal!"
Yang Yunyi said: "My master said that although you are my partner, my master does not sleep with you every day."
The audience laughed again, as if they had heard something extraordinary.
Yu Qian pushed Yang Yunyi and said angrily: "Fuck you, I never slept with your master."
Yu Qian felt that this sentence was ambiguous, so he added another sentence.
"Your master and I have been sleeping separately for so many years."
Anyway, after Yu Qian finished speaking, many people in the audience couldn't help laughing.
In their view, sleeping is not impossible!
After all, if two big men sleep together, no one will say anything, but after you explain it, the taste is completely wrong.
Yang Yunyi patted Yu Qian's shoulder, if his master Guo Degang could only pat Yu Qian's butt.
Yang Yunyi said in a long voice: "Teacher Yu, no one said that you and my master didn't sleep right. I'm talking about refunding the ticket!"
Yu Qian hesitated to speak, but in the end he could only say: "I still can't explain clearly, so you can just say what's wrong with the refund!"
Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "The place where we buy tickets at Deyun Building is at the gate. Anyone who has been to Deyun Building to watch cross talk knows it, and Teacher Yu must know it too!"
Yu Qian nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I know that! After all, it was there before I partnered with your master!"
Yang Yunyi patted Yu Qian's back again and said, "Mr. Yu, have you ever seen the Deyun Tower where the tickets are refunded?"
Yu Qian was stunned, and the audience was also stunned. Shouldn't refunds and purchases be in the same place?
Soon, Yu Qian asked: "Where is it? Isn't it also at the door?"
Yang Yunyi heheed a few times: "Mr. Yu, my dear Mr. Yu, have you ever seen an audience in Deyun Tower who refunded tickets over the years?"
Yu Qian said to the audience: "Don't tell me, I haven't seen an audience refund a ticket in all these years. I always thought it was because of our good performance!"
Is there no one refunding tickets at Deyun Building?
There must be, but this is the burden thrown by Yang Yunyi, and the audience in Tianjin is also weird. Deyun Tower has been open for so many years, but there is no refund. The cross talk of each of them is so good?
As Gendu people, they definitely wouldn't believe it!
Yang Yunyi patted his chest and said with a chuckle: "Mr. Yu, you haven't seen it, but I have seen it!"
Yu Qian said, "Tell me!"
The audience below also pricked up their ears to see what flowers Yang Yunyi was about to say.
Yang Yunyi said: "My dear folks, if you go to our Deyun Tower to listen to cross talk in the future and want to get a refund, then I'm sorry, the ticket will be refunded to Afghanistan at the ticket gate!"
"Ah?" Yu Qian's expression was in disbelief.
The same goes for the audience, Afghanistan, what a joke.
This should be a burden, right?
Even the fans couldn't tell whether it was a burden or not, and it was conceivable that they were shocked!
Because Afghanistan has been in war for the past few years and there are many terrorists, normal people would not think about going to Afghanistan, only mercenaries who want to make a fortune will go.
Yu Qian was surprised because the original book was written in Hainan, why did it suddenly go to Afghanistan? Yang Yunyi's sudden change of tactics made Yu Qian unable to catch it.
But the effect in Afghanistan is indeed better than that in Hainan. In terms of writing notebooks, Yu Qian really admires Yang Yunyi!
No wonder Lao Guo is inseparable between Cao Yunxin and Yang Yunyi.
Because Guo Degang's personality and habits are most similar to Cao Yunxin, but he can be unconstrained in this book, which Yang Yunyi has learned from him.
Yu Qiandu was a little overwhelmed, and he could imagine how hard it was for his junior brother and Yang Yunyi to work together.
In fact, Yu Qian and Guo Degang worked hard as partners.
Yang Yunyi looked at the various expressions of everyone in the audience, and he said: "Don't you believe it, some time ago someone insisted on refunding the ticket, I said Afghanistan is too dangerous, but he insisted on going his own way, there is no way, I can only I bought a plane ticket and sent him there. But before I came to Tianjin Satellite TV, I just gave him the first seven."
Some people in the audience burst into laughter, and they finally understood the burden.
Although the foreshadowing was a bit long, they didn't find it annoying in the middle. Whether it was Yu Qian or Yang Yunyi who was acting as a teaser, they were digging holes one by one, and then they burst into laughter unexpectedly.
Are the cross talks in Deyunlou so exciting now?
At the same time, Imperial TV is also recording at this moment.
The performances of Guo Degang and Cao Yunxin won applause.
Cao Yunxin's traditional jokes are almost at his fingertips, paragraph by paragraph, string after string, making the audience applaud without stopping.
And Guo Degang is naturally full of smiles, because to praise Cao Yunxin is to praise himself.
No matter what Cao Yunxin said, he taught him.
After the performance, Guo Degang was naturally worried about Yang Yunyi's side.
But thinking of Yu Qian, there should be no problem!
It's just that he never imagined that Yang Yunyi is now using his performance to conquer the audience in his hometown!
You know, the audience in Gendu is the most picky, and if they are all satisfied, there are very few places where they will be dissatisfied.
The editor said that the grades are not good, and I may not recommend it this week. I really tried my best to write, and I can’t blame others for the poor writing.
(End of this chapter)
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