I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 54 You Fart

In Yang Yunyi's previous life, those celebrities and theaters used almost all kinds of methods to attack scalpers, but none of them succeeded.

Among them is the real-name system, one person, one vote, but it has not been successful!
So how to combat scalpers?

Yang Yunyi decided to write a notebook to warn everyone not to buy scalpers.

September NO.12, Yang Yunyi's 19th birthday, brought a brand new cross talk.

Yang Yunyi showed this notebook to Guo Degang and Yu Qian in advance.

Guo Degang frowned, but Yu Qian thought it was very good.

Yang Yunyi asked: "Master, is there something wrong with my notebook?"

Guo Degang replied: "Yun Yi, there is a big problem with your book."

At this moment, Yu Qian was stunned.

He thought this book was very interesting, but why did De Gang think there was a big problem?
Yang Yunyi said: "Master, I don't understand very well!"

Guo Degang said: "The biggest problem with this book is that there is not enough content, the stalk is not dense, and the audience will not have a sense of identity. But after we do something next, it may become the biggest fulcrum of your book."

Yu Qian and Yang Yunyi looked at Guo Degang at the same time, and Guo Degang also showed a smile when he saw the two focused their eyes on him.

Guo Degang said: "Isn't Yun Yi's birthday today? Immediately after the ticket sales ended, an announcement was posted saying that I, Guo Degang, celebrated my apprentice's birthday. Today's tickets are free, and the audience can choose to refund, but it's one person, one ticket!"

Yang Yunyi and Yu Qian immediately understood that Guo Degang was going to give the scalper a carbine!
Even if scalpers can hire some people to refund tickets, they will throw a lot of tickets in their hands.

And, doesn't it cost money to hire people?
Yang Yunyi gave a thumbs up, and immediately flattered him.

"Master is tall!"

Guo Degang glanced at Yang Yunyi and said: "But since this event is held on your birthday, you will have to perform a few more performances today, won't it be hard?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head quickly, expressing that he was willing to take over this responsibility.

He also hated scalpers!

But Yang Yunyi also understood that the new cross talk he had prepared couldn't be put on stage for the time being.

Fortunately, he also has a lot of traditional things to show!
Speaking, learning and singing, he doesn't say he is proficient in everything, at least he has touched the fur.

The place where the tickets were sold in Deyun Building was emptied just after the tickets were issued.

Yang Yunyi and Guo Degang stood not far from the gate, watching all this silently, with a faint smile on their faces.

Of course, the ticket seller in Deyun Building is not an outsider, but Master Yang Yunyi's second uncle.

When the tickets were sold out, Guo Degang's second uncle immediately posted the red bulletin.

Some spectators who had just bought tickets shouted loudly when they saw this scene.

Why do you have to post an announcement as soon as the tickets are sold out? It's for those viewers who haven't come to ask if there are any tickets.

Tickets are not sold online now, tickets are purchased at the door, and Deyun Building does not have the money to set up an online ticket sale.

When I heard that today's cross talk in Deyunlou is free to listen to today, and that the tickets sold before can be refunded, and one ticket is refunded per person, the real audience was overjoyed, but the scalpers were dumbfounded.

The scalper immediately stepped forward, and when he wanted to refund the ticket in various ways, De Gang and his second uncle, just three words, no!

The scalpers were so angry that they almost went to the Bureau of Industry and Commerce, but how could the Bureau of Industry and Commerce of the scalpers support them!

There is no way, the scalper can only spend money to hire someone to refund the tickets, but he has too many tickets, even if he hires someone, there are still a lot of tickets in his hands.

Furthermore, the scalper wanted to hire someone, but Guo Degang, his second uncle wearing presbyopic glasses, recognized him when the ticket was refunded for the second time.

As a result, the hired person blushed like a monkey's butt after being watched by so many people, and then ran away.

In front of Guo Degang's second uncle, whose eyes were like rulers, the hired people never dared to step forward again.

Many scalpers were sitting on the ground, at a loss, which guy came up with such a sinister trick!

This is completely a trick to hurt the enemy by one thousand and self-damage by eight hundred. Deyunlou will probably lose several thousand today!

But they can afford to lose the profits of Deyun Tower during these days, can the scalpers afford to lose?

One time is okay, but two or three times they will no longer be called scalpers, they will be called useless cattle.

As for such a sinister trick, except for Lao Guo, most people really can't think of it.

However, it can also be seen that Guo Degang's attitude towards scalpers is also deeply disgusting.

In fact, Deyun Tower will not lose anything if it does not attack scalpers, but people have a sigh of relief, and the audience is the parents of cross talkers.

One of Guo Degang's favorite words is, Jiangshan's elders can tolerate me, and don't let the world make money!
He also especially cherishes his audience, those who like his cross talk are willing to sacrifice their own interests.

He also knew that Guo Degang had enough food and warm clothes only if he had an audience!
He also knew that the reputation of Deyun Tower was more important than anything else.

Yang Yunyi once again looked at Guo Degang in admiration, even though he has been a human being in two lifetimes, he is not one ten thousandth as good as Guo Degang in this aspect.

Maybe it's experience, maybe it's the gap in wisdom, Yang Yunyi has to be convinced.

Guo Degang turned his head to look at Yang Yunyi, and said seriously: "Yunyi, there are endless scalpers, and we have no way to eliminate scalpers fundamentally. I thought about it carefully, and I can't do it now, nor in the future. As long as there is demand, we will A scalper is born!"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "Master, I understand! This kind of thing is indispensable, after all, we can't afford the loss!"

Guo Degang shook his head: "No, you didn't understand! I mean, as long as the scalper is around, we will kill him!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Guo Degang in shock, he didn't know why his master hated scalpers so much.

Yang Yunyi hates scalpers, but it can't be said that he hates them. Guo Degang just hates them, the kind that hates to the bone.

Guo Degang left, and Yang Yunyi was messed up in the hot air.

Soon, Guo Degang turned his back to Yang Yunyi and shouted: "I just went to prepare. Today is basically your show. Our Deyun Building must always adhere to one purpose, serve the audience well, and say the best cross talk!"

"Dele!" Yang Yunyi immediately followed.

Afterwards, he changed into a coat backstage, looking at Sun Yue beside him, Yang Yunyi felt a little ashamed.

"Teacher Sun, I have to work hard for you today!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with a smile on his face.

"We're all partners. Why are you talking about this? We will be partners for many years in the future!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi hugged Sun Yue.

It's just Sun Yue's belly, which pushed Yang Yunyi away.

Yang Yunyi frowned and said: "Mr. Sun, you won't sneak back to the zoo again and eat the elephant's food!"

Sun Yue was quite moved a second ago, but now he gave Yang Yunyi three words.

"You fart!"

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(End of this chapter)