I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 55
Yang Yunyi will perform eight performances today, which is almost a week's workload for Yang Yunyi.

Of course, that doesn't count the time when he competed with Cao Yunxin.

The reason Guo Degang did this was naturally not to embarrass Yang Yunyi.

There is really no way, the free cross talk is invited in the name of Yang Yunyi's birthday, so naturally Yang Yunyi will perform, otherwise other people who don't know why will have opinions.

Even if he had no opinion, it would make Yang Yunyi owe others favors.

In this world, the most terrifying thing is to owe favors.

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue stepped onto the stage, and the audience was overwhelming.

When Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue came on stage, the audience also gave the warmest applause.

Free cross talk, even if the other party's performance is not good, it's not shameful to clap your hands!
Yang Yunyi said: "Everyone, audience! Welcome everyone to come and listen to my cross talk with Mr. Sun on my birthday. I am a cross talk actor in Deyun Building, Yang Yunyi! The one next to me is my partner, Sun Yue Teacher Sun!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes!"

The audience started applauding again, and Yang Yunyi's gaze had already caught sight of a man in the front row.

Yang Yunyi looked at this man in disbelief, this man had been looking at Yang Yunyi in disbelief from the very beginning.

Yang Yunyi said: "Brother, why are you here?"

The audience in the audience was dumbfounded, and Sun Yue was also dumbfounded, what big brother?
When matching words, there was no big brother who suddenly appeared!
Sun Yue couldn't help but said: "Why, relatives from your hometown are here?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "How can I! I met this big brother before, and he is selling tickets for our Deyun Building!"

The audience didn't understand, but Sun Yue did. He also deliberately asked: "How could he sell our tickets? Isn't it Mr. Guo and his second uncle who are selling our tickets? That old gentleman, eyes are like rulers, so it is not allowed Someone robbed him of his job!"

Yang Yunyi saw that the audience was listening attentively, and when the scalper looked at him coldly, Yang Yunyi also started to tell the story.

"Mr. Sun, you don't know! Some time ago, when I was wandering around the door, this big brother came up to me. He asked me if I want to buy a ticket for Deyun Tower!"

Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "Is there such a thing?"

Yang Yunyi said with displeasure on his face: "That's right, the most important thing is that this big brother told me the ticket price, I was surprised!"

Sun Yue: "What's going on?"

In fact, the audience has already understood, doesn't this mean that this man is a scalper!
But why is he able to do it now, sitting in the middle of the first row is as stable as Mount Tai?
If you don't understand it, you can't understand it, but Yang Yunyi didn't let the scalper go.

Yang Yunyi said: "I didn't know until this big brother took out a handful of tickets, how much he loves our Deyun Building, almost one-third of the tickets we bought were sold in the front row. Sit!"

Seeing Yang Yunyi slandering him so much, the man retorted: "Not so much!"

Yang Yunyi asked with a smile: "Brother, if there is no one-third, how much is there? The tickets you sell are several times more expensive than ours. You must be the most loyal fan of our Deyun Building, right?"

Sun Yue added: "I must like our Deyun Building very much, but each person can only refund one ticket. I'm afraid this big brother will be unhappy today!"

At this moment, the man couldn't bear it anymore.

He is a barren fan. He started reselling tickets for Deyun Tower in July, and so far, he has earned nearly 7 yuan.

Being a scalper is no better than working a part-time job!

But today, he lost thousands of dollars.

Who made him the biggest scalper in Deyunlou, because Yang Yunyi was actually wrong, it wasn't one-third, and it wasn't that the man said that there weren't so many tickets, but he bought more than half of the tickets.

It's not that he bought half of them before, but he decided to buy half of them starting today.

If he is really allowed to resell like this, the young model in the club will be around the corner.

Even buying a house in the imperial capital is not a dream.

It's a pity that he was messed with like this today, that's why he came in to watch the cross talk show. He also chose the best seat and saw Yang Yunyi.

Not to mention, this is God's will!
The man couldn't sit still anymore, he got up and left, he didn't want to be noticed.

To be a scalper is to remain mysterious!
Seeing that the man was about to leave, Yang Yunyi immediately called out: "Brother, are you going to the toilet? The performance just started, so you go to the bathroom, is it because of your kidney failure?"

The man almost fell when he heard this.

Holding back his anger, he muttered: "Wait, it will make you look good."

Yang Yunyi suddenly asked Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, do you think he will tell me to wait behind his back and want me to look good?"

The audience burst into laughter, and their eyes moved from the stage to the man.

The man changed from walking to running, and it was getting faster and faster!
Yang Yunyi also shouted: "Brother, come and listen to my cross talk next time, I won't charge you!"

Sun Yue stopped and said: "It's almost done, stay on the front line in everything, so we can meet each other in the future! Now tell the audience about cross talk, this is the main thing!"

Yang Yunyi said with a chuckle: "Mr. Sun, what about cross talk today! I celebrate my birthday today, I am a birthday star, what about cross talk. Later I will tell two jokes to the audience, sing a little song and it will be over."

Sun Yue said: "It's not good for you! If you do this, I'm sorry for the audience!"

Yang Yunyi became angry again, and said, "Audience? Why are you sorry for the audience? The audience came to see my master Guo Degang, not me at all. Teacher Sun, if you don't believe me, you can ask them!"

At this time, Sun Yue asked the audience: "You all come to Deyun Tower to listen to cross talk, are you here to see Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu?"

The audience in the audience was extremely unified, and they all responded loudly.

"Yes!"

Sun Yue turned and left, but was held back by Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi asked: "Mr. Sun, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Yue replied angrily: "Listen to what they said. They all came to see Guo Degang and Yu Qian. There is no way to talk about this cross talk. Talk to whoever you love!"

The audience in the audience was not comforted, but laughed. Sun Yue's expression and expression seemed too cute to them.

Yang Yunyi pulled Sun Yue back, although he couldn't hold back, he still comforted him: "Mr. Sun, although they came to see my master and Mr. Yu, we are also part of the Deyun Tower, and we still have to act. To be worthy of our identities."

Sun Yue asked strangely: "Identity, what identity?"

Yang Yunyi replied righteously: "The identity of the cross talker!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he still walked back, but his face was still unhappy.

Although it is pretending, a problem can also be revealed from the side.

People who talk about cross talk need to be noticed. There is no one who does not desire the stage, and no one does not want to be famous.

After all, talking about cross talk is a craft!
　I am a layman in cross talk, not a professional, so there must be many problems.But I basically wrote the cross talk by myself, and then incorporated some other people's jokes.If it's not good, don't take offense!
　　
　
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