I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 56 Surprise
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, let's seriously tell the audience a cross talk!"

Sun Yue spat softly: "Talk, talk, just go down after talking for a while!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Is Mr. Sun familiar with the Three Kingdoms?"

Sun Yue said disdainfully: "Don't talk about the Three Kingdoms, even Journey to the West, Dream of the Red Chamber, and Water Margin are familiar."

Yang Yunyi said: "My master recently received an invitation for the new version of Three Kingdoms, asking him to play an important role in it. We'll follow along. If the master asks the director for mercy, the director can also give us a role!"

The audience looked surprised. Is this true or not?
In fact, it's not the audience's fault, it's Yang Yunyi's tone and expression, and it doesn't seem fake.

Sun Yue asked doubtfully, "Who is your master playing?"

Yang Yunyi proudly said: "Of course it's Dong Zhuo!"

The audience in the audience cheered one after another.

Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said: "Don't complain, it's just my master, just my master's lust..."

Before he finished speaking, Yang Yunyi's mouth was covered by Sun Yue.

At this moment, the audience is already laughing. Does anyone say that about their master?

Although there is no big or small on the stage, there are rules in the audience, but will Guo Degang really know how to beat Yang Yunyi?

After Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi's mouth, Yang Yunyi questioned, "What are you doing?"

Sun Yue replied: "You really dare to say something to your master!"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's almost done, let alone on the stage, even off the stage, I dare to say, Gangzi, light a cigarette for me!"

Suddenly a voice came from nowhere.

"Okay, light a cigarette for you!"

Yang Yunyi was startled with fright, and then saw the audience in the audience.

Yang Yunyi pointed at the audience and said, "Naughty!"

When this was said, the audience was amused again.

Sun Yue answered, "It's almost done. Didn't you say Mr. Guo is going to play Dong Zhuo, then who can we play when we go?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Then let's work hard, and we should be able to perform the part of "Warming Wine and Killing Huaxiong"!"

Sun Yuedao: "I am familiar with the passage of "Warming Wine and Killing Huaxiong". It is about Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and others. The eighteen princes of the Guandong Route jointly attacked Dong Zhuo. When they arrived at Sishui Pass, they were stopped by Huaxiong. In one lifetime, three generals were beheaded in a row..."

The audience applauded violently, Sun Yue rarely showed his ability, although this part is not particularly difficult!
But the audience is still exceptionally supportive!

Yang Yunyi said in surprise: "Mr. Sun, how did you memorize it?"

Sun Yue was not happy: "If you can't memorize it, you can only say that you have a great forgetfulness. Besides, didn't you say that we can play "Warming Wine and Killing Huaxiong"! Then, I will play Guan Yu and you will play Huaxiong." !"

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue several times and said: "Friends from the audience, friends from the audience, Mr. Sun said he wants to play Hua Xiong? Do you think Mr. Sun's joke is funny?"

Yang Yunyi even deliberately compared Sun Yue's figure!
The audience was also amused. Compared with Sun Yue, Guan Erye's figure is not considered burly and tall, but Guan Erye will be willing to bow down!

Sun Yue said: "Then I won't play Guan Yu, I will play Hua Xiong?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Actually, there is another character in Warm Wine and Zhan Huaxiong, Mr. Sun, I think it is very suitable for you!"

Sun Yue was stunned, there was another role?
Yang Yunyi said: "That is Chitu!"

Chitu, the audience burst out laughing, and Yang Yunyi was stunned.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you!"

The two bowed before stepping off the stage with smiles on their faces.

……

Next, Guo Degang and Yu Qian came up to perform, and even Mr. Zhang Wenshun and Mr. Hou Yaowen performed.

Yang Yunyi performed seven more performances by himself before he was so tired that he lay on the backstage like a dog.

Sun Yue was even more exhausted. He looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "In the future, we will not be able to act like this again."

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue very, very seriously!

"If there is a chance in the future, can we go on tour?"

Sun Yue smiled, he dared not even think about such a thing.

Still on tour, let's fill our stomachs with cross talk first!

After Yang Yunyi came home, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep without doing anything.

After a long time, Guo Qilin knocked on the door and shouted: "Brother, get up and eat!"

Yang Yunyi woke up in a daze, lying on the bed unwilling to move!
But he still said to Guo Qilin, "The door is open!"

Guo Qilin came in and said it again.

"Brother, it's time to eat!"

Yang Yunyi got up, rubbed his thick hair, and said to Guo Qilin, "Dabao, please tell Master and Mistress that I won't go to eat."

Guo Qilin saw that Yang Yunyi was so tired, but still insisted: "Brother, you go, my dad has prepared a surprise for you!"

Yang Yunyi was a little surprised, but still nodded.

"Okay, you go there first, I'll wash my face before I go!"

Guo Qilin agreed, because he knew that Yang Yunyi was very polite and careful about appearance.

Every time I saw my father and Aunt Wang Hui, they behaved well.

Yang Yunyi tidied up before going to the hall.

At the moment on the round table in the hall, Yang Yunyi saw his mistress cooking a big table dish.

In addition to Master and Mistress, Kong Laolen and Shaobing are all there!
The current Kong Lao Leng is still called Kong Desui, and he has not formally apprenticed to a teacher, but is an apprentice!

When Guo Degang saw Yang Yunyi coming, he smiled and said, "Yunyi, here you come! Come here, it's your birthday, and your wife has cooked a table of dishes for you."

Yang Yunyi approached and looked at the dishes on the table, all of them were his favorites.

He couldn't help being moved, and said gratefully: "Thank you, Master, thank you, Madam!"

Wang Hui walked up to Yang Yunyi and handed Yang Yunyi a box.

Yang Yunyi looked at the box, a little strange.

Wang Hui said, "Open it and have a look!"

Yang Yunyi hummed and opened the box, which contained a PHS mobile phone.

Yang Yunyi looked at the phone in surprise, a little at a loss.

Shaobing, Kong Desui and Guo Qilin also looked envious.

Wang Hui said: "You don't have a mobile phone with you, so it's inconvenient for me to contact you with your master. I saved my phone number and your master's phone number in the mobile phone, so you can contact us as soon as you have something to do."

Yang Yunyi's eyes were slightly red, and he said thank you again, Master and Madam.

At this time, Guo Qilin said inappropriately: "Dad, I want a mobile phone too!"

Guo Degang responded unceremoniously: "I have a feather duster, do you want it?"

Hearing the feather duster, Guo Qilin immediately stopped talking.

But Shaobing and Kong Laosan are really envious, but they also know that they will have some in the future.

Even if it was not given by others, it was bought by myself.

So the biscuits approached Yang Yunyi, and he said, "Brother, lend me a game of Tetris!"

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and then silently put the phone into his trouser pocket.

This sesame seed cake is so stupid that no one else can pretend it!

(End of this chapter)