I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 58 35 Sentences
Chapter 58
Yang Yunyi and Li Jing will play the roles, so I'm sorry, Li Jing is going to be funny.
Yang Yunyi frowned when he heard that Li Jing was going to tease him.
Because when Li Jing and He Yunwei performed well, they were willing to cheer He Yunwei up.
At the beginning of this year, they also won the first prize in the professional group of the cross talk competition.
When he came to Yang Yunyi's place, he was not happy.
Yang Yunyi didn't say much either, to be honest, he didn't tease me, but oh, oh, that's it, fuck you, he will say it too!
Yang Yunyi thought to himself, let's make fun of it, so he agreed.
When the host announced his appearance, Li Jing appeared with Yang Yunyi.
This time, Yang Yunyi stood in the position of fanfare, which surprised the audience below.
They have never met Yang Yunyi, and they have never met, and they are still partners Li Jing.
But whether it was Li Jing or Yang Yunyi, they both liked it, so they gave warm applause.
Only one person was not reconciled. He was still wearing a mask and a white peaked cap in the September weather, and he didn't know what he was going to do.
But if you look closely, this person is the scalper Yang Yunyi ridiculed before.
I don't know why I was ridiculed like this yesterday!
After Li Jing and Yang Yunyi came to the stage, they bowed to the audience.
Li Jing then said: "Thank you friends for your applause, the two of us will have a cross talk for you today."
Li Jing didn't introduce herself, nor did she introduce Yang Yunyi, she just talked about it.
Li Jing continued: "Cross talk, two people performing two people talking, it's called counterpart cross talk."
Yang Yunyi agreed: "That's right!"
Li Jing glanced at Yang Yunyi and said: "Cross talk, who mainly listens to it! I think, the two of you standing here are mainly listening to it!"
Yang Yunyi was stunned, is this connoting himself?
You know, this time on stage, Li Jing said that he would talk about a traditional cross talk "Three or Five Sentences", which is a joke between children and mothers.
Yang Yunyi didn't think much at first, but now he couldn't help it.
Because he is really not good at traditional cross talk, it's not that he can't say it, but he is not good at it.
Then Li Jing said that he was being funny, as if he was saying that he was not good at being funny.
Yang Yunyi smiled wryly in his heart, hoping that he was overthinking.
Seeing that Yang Yunyi didn't answer, Li Jing glanced at Yang Yunyi, and Yang Yunyi immediately understood.
He said, "Who is the joker?"
Li Jing pointed at herself and replied with a smile: "Me!"
With Li Jing's appearance, the audience laughed.
Everyone likes the traditional ones, and the most important thing is that the traditional ones will be praised by the older generation.
Cross talk like Yang Yunyi is often unacceptable to the older generation, even if the audience thinks it is good.
Yang Yunyi said: "Oh, that means the two of us mainly listen to you."
Li Jing said proudly: "Oh, yes, the two of us mainly listen to me!"
Before Yang Yunyi could speak, Li Jing continued.
"Because of what? Because I speak clearly and react quickly, and you are a little bit worse in this regard."
The audience in the audience let out another long cry. Although Li Jing is not much older than Yang Yunyi, he is still seven or eight years old.
At the age of seven or eight, he is already running towards the middle-aged, and compared with Yang Yunyi, who is eighteen or nineteen years old, he is still slightly (xue) worse.
Yang Yunyi felt that Li Jing was mocking him again, because Yang Yunyi was still practicing Mandarin.
Where is his hometown? It's from Yudu. Simply put, it's Trump.
When Yang Yunyi first came to Deyun Building, his Mandarin was not so standard (bao), but it is much better now, but if he speaks too fast, he still has an accent.
Putonghua is definitely incomparable to Li Jing, a serious man from the imperial capital.
Yang Yunyi said: "Who said that?"
Li Jingdao: "You have a big tongue! Besides, your IQ is very poor!"
The audience burst into laughter again, this level is indeed high.
It's not high, and I don't look at what people will be after they leave Deyun Tower in the future, the deputy leader of traditional cross talk.
Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, interrupted and asked: "Who did you hear that from? I have a big tongue, and my IQ is low?"
Li Jingdao: "That's right, isn't this generally recognized!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "It's recognized, it's almost done. With my IQ level, I can't crush 90.00% of the people in the country!"
Li Jing put his hands behind his back and said: "If you don't believe it, in front of so many people, if you learn three sentences from me, you won't be able to learn it."
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he burst into confidence.
"Just three sentences? Don't say three sentences, even if it's thirty sentences, three hundred sentences, or three thousand sentences, I can't be wrong."
As soon as Li Jing said hello, Yang Yunyi interrupted.
Li Jing was a little unhappy at this moment, really unhappy.
Yang Yunyi said: "Is it Chinese or a foreign language?"
Li Jing replied: "If you speak a foreign language, count me as bullying you. The audience present will be the judges. If you learn it well, I will consider you smart. If you can't learn it well, then let the applause applaud you."
The audience was stunned for a while, and Yang Yunyi asked instead of the audience: "What does this mean?"
Li Jing replied: "Naturally to encourage you, after all, people with low IQs need encouragement."
Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "Then let's start!"
Li Jing asked the audience: "Is it okay, audience friends!"
The audience naturally agreed, and they also applauded in agreement.
Li Jing said: "It's started, the first sentence!"
Yang Yunyi: "The first sentence!"
Li Jing didn't expect Yang Yunyi to make a name for himself, so he questioned: "It hasn't started yet, why did you just follow me?"
Yang Yunyi: "It hasn't started yet, why did you just follow me!"
After finishing speaking, I added another sentence.
"It's two sentences now!"
The audience laughed like crazy, because three or five sentences is not in this form, but Yang Yunyi just created a new form, which is very funny.
Li Jing was dissatisfied, and shouted: "Stop, stop! I haven't asked you to tell me, why did you start?"
Yang Yunyi said with a yo: "Mr. Li, you haven't started yet, I thought it was going to end!"
The stomachs of the audience were already aching from laughing, because Yang Yunyi's expression made people look old and angry.
Backstage Yu Qian said to Guo Degang: "Yun Yi is creating new genres now, whether he is flattering or amusing. The traditional "Three or Five Sentences" is not so popular, but what he has shown now is really impressive. surprise!"
Guo Degang listened and nodded unconsciously.
But after nodding his head, he said: "Although Yun Yi is creating something new, traditional comedians don't think it's innovation, but dross."
Yu Qian laughed out loud when he heard this.
He said: "You are talking about yourself, the color is flying around in the joke, it will not be accepted by those people!"
Guo Degang said righteously: "You also participated in my jokes. If it is not accepted, you will have more than half of the credit."
For a while, I was speechless.
If someone else sees it, they will definitely scold him, bitch!
Come on, come on, ask for a monthly ticket! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi and Li Jing will play the roles, so I'm sorry, Li Jing is going to be funny.
Yang Yunyi frowned when he heard that Li Jing was going to tease him.
Because when Li Jing and He Yunwei performed well, they were willing to cheer He Yunwei up.
At the beginning of this year, they also won the first prize in the professional group of the cross talk competition.
When he came to Yang Yunyi's place, he was not happy.
Yang Yunyi didn't say much either, to be honest, he didn't tease me, but oh, oh, that's it, fuck you, he will say it too!
Yang Yunyi thought to himself, let's make fun of it, so he agreed.
When the host announced his appearance, Li Jing appeared with Yang Yunyi.
This time, Yang Yunyi stood in the position of fanfare, which surprised the audience below.
They have never met Yang Yunyi, and they have never met, and they are still partners Li Jing.
But whether it was Li Jing or Yang Yunyi, they both liked it, so they gave warm applause.
Only one person was not reconciled. He was still wearing a mask and a white peaked cap in the September weather, and he didn't know what he was going to do.
But if you look closely, this person is the scalper Yang Yunyi ridiculed before.
I don't know why I was ridiculed like this yesterday!
After Li Jing and Yang Yunyi came to the stage, they bowed to the audience.
Li Jing then said: "Thank you friends for your applause, the two of us will have a cross talk for you today."
Li Jing didn't introduce herself, nor did she introduce Yang Yunyi, she just talked about it.
Li Jing continued: "Cross talk, two people performing two people talking, it's called counterpart cross talk."
Yang Yunyi agreed: "That's right!"
Li Jing glanced at Yang Yunyi and said: "Cross talk, who mainly listens to it! I think, the two of you standing here are mainly listening to it!"
Yang Yunyi was stunned, is this connoting himself?
You know, this time on stage, Li Jing said that he would talk about a traditional cross talk "Three or Five Sentences", which is a joke between children and mothers.
Yang Yunyi didn't think much at first, but now he couldn't help it.
Because he is really not good at traditional cross talk, it's not that he can't say it, but he is not good at it.
Then Li Jing said that he was being funny, as if he was saying that he was not good at being funny.
Yang Yunyi smiled wryly in his heart, hoping that he was overthinking.
Seeing that Yang Yunyi didn't answer, Li Jing glanced at Yang Yunyi, and Yang Yunyi immediately understood.
He said, "Who is the joker?"
Li Jing pointed at herself and replied with a smile: "Me!"
With Li Jing's appearance, the audience laughed.
Everyone likes the traditional ones, and the most important thing is that the traditional ones will be praised by the older generation.
Cross talk like Yang Yunyi is often unacceptable to the older generation, even if the audience thinks it is good.
Yang Yunyi said: "Oh, that means the two of us mainly listen to you."
Li Jing said proudly: "Oh, yes, the two of us mainly listen to me!"
Before Yang Yunyi could speak, Li Jing continued.
"Because of what? Because I speak clearly and react quickly, and you are a little bit worse in this regard."
The audience in the audience let out another long cry. Although Li Jing is not much older than Yang Yunyi, he is still seven or eight years old.
At the age of seven or eight, he is already running towards the middle-aged, and compared with Yang Yunyi, who is eighteen or nineteen years old, he is still slightly (xue) worse.
Yang Yunyi felt that Li Jing was mocking him again, because Yang Yunyi was still practicing Mandarin.
Where is his hometown? It's from Yudu. Simply put, it's Trump.
When Yang Yunyi first came to Deyun Building, his Mandarin was not so standard (bao), but it is much better now, but if he speaks too fast, he still has an accent.
Putonghua is definitely incomparable to Li Jing, a serious man from the imperial capital.
Yang Yunyi said: "Who said that?"
Li Jingdao: "You have a big tongue! Besides, your IQ is very poor!"
The audience burst into laughter again, this level is indeed high.
It's not high, and I don't look at what people will be after they leave Deyun Tower in the future, the deputy leader of traditional cross talk.
Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, interrupted and asked: "Who did you hear that from? I have a big tongue, and my IQ is low?"
Li Jingdao: "That's right, isn't this generally recognized!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "It's recognized, it's almost done. With my IQ level, I can't crush 90.00% of the people in the country!"
Li Jing put his hands behind his back and said: "If you don't believe it, in front of so many people, if you learn three sentences from me, you won't be able to learn it."
When Yang Yunyi heard this, he burst into confidence.
"Just three sentences? Don't say three sentences, even if it's thirty sentences, three hundred sentences, or three thousand sentences, I can't be wrong."
As soon as Li Jing said hello, Yang Yunyi interrupted.
Li Jing was a little unhappy at this moment, really unhappy.
Yang Yunyi said: "Is it Chinese or a foreign language?"
Li Jing replied: "If you speak a foreign language, count me as bullying you. The audience present will be the judges. If you learn it well, I will consider you smart. If you can't learn it well, then let the applause applaud you."
The audience was stunned for a while, and Yang Yunyi asked instead of the audience: "What does this mean?"
Li Jing replied: "Naturally to encourage you, after all, people with low IQs need encouragement."
Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "Then let's start!"
Li Jing asked the audience: "Is it okay, audience friends!"
The audience naturally agreed, and they also applauded in agreement.
Li Jing said: "It's started, the first sentence!"
Yang Yunyi: "The first sentence!"
Li Jing didn't expect Yang Yunyi to make a name for himself, so he questioned: "It hasn't started yet, why did you just follow me?"
Yang Yunyi: "It hasn't started yet, why did you just follow me!"
After finishing speaking, I added another sentence.
"It's two sentences now!"
The audience laughed like crazy, because three or five sentences is not in this form, but Yang Yunyi just created a new form, which is very funny.
Li Jing was dissatisfied, and shouted: "Stop, stop! I haven't asked you to tell me, why did you start?"
Yang Yunyi said with a yo: "Mr. Li, you haven't started yet, I thought it was going to end!"
The stomachs of the audience were already aching from laughing, because Yang Yunyi's expression made people look old and angry.
Backstage Yu Qian said to Guo Degang: "Yun Yi is creating new genres now, whether he is flattering or amusing. The traditional "Three or Five Sentences" is not so popular, but what he has shown now is really impressive. surprise!"
Guo Degang listened and nodded unconsciously.
But after nodding his head, he said: "Although Yun Yi is creating something new, traditional comedians don't think it's innovation, but dross."
Yu Qian laughed out loud when he heard this.
He said: "You are talking about yourself, the color is flying around in the joke, it will not be accepted by those people!"
Guo Degang said righteously: "You also participated in my jokes. If it is not accepted, you will have more than half of the credit."
For a while, I was speechless.
If someone else sees it, they will definitely scold him, bitch!
Come on, come on, ask for a monthly ticket! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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