I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 59 Drinking Tea and Eating Tea

Li Jing was so tricked by Yang Yunyi that he almost choked to death.

But the performance of the audience was hilarious.

How could the traditional cross talk "Three or Five Sentences" have such an ability, but Yang Yunyi did it.

At this point, Li Jing also had to be convinced.

Li Jingdao: "Come on, let's start again, are you ready?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Okay!"

Li Jing quickly said the first sentence.

"I eat, and I invite you to eat too!"

Yang Yunyi followed, "I'll eat, and I'll invite you to eat too!"

Li Jing waited for Yang Yunyi to finish speaking, then said the second sentence.

"I drink tea, and I invite you to have tea too!"

Just after Li Jing finished speaking, Yang Yunyi said suspiciously: "Mr. Li, let me interrupt for a moment. Why do you drink tea, and I eat tea. You drink tea, so I should drink tea too!"

The audience was overjoyed again. In fact, they also wanted to know why one was eating and the other was drinking.

Li Jing still took the overall situation into consideration, and said to Yang Yunyi: "Drinking tea can be understood as eating tea leaves or chewing and swallowing soaked tea leaves. It is also an ancient saying. And drinking tea means you need tea sets." Brewing tea and drinking tea soup is a way of saying for our modern people."

Yang Yunyi clapped his hands and said, "Mr. Li, I understand!"

Now Li Jing is confused, you will understand!
It's not that Li Jing's cross talk is not good, you can say that Li Jing's cross talk is not funny, but you can't say that Li Jing's cross talk is not good!
Li Jing said: "You understand what?"

Yang Yunyi responded: "Mr. Li, the feeling is that you drank the tea, let me eat the rest of the tea leaves!"

When Yang Yunyi said this, the front and backstage couldn't help laughing.

Is this the understanding of drinking tea and eating tea?
Guo Degang listened to this scene, and scolded: "This brat, how do you say it, he started to take the initiative, and he became a joke again."

Li Jing also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then he realized how he became a fan.

Li Jing and Yang Yunyi had never talked about cross talk in the past. Although they knew that Yang Yunyi had some talent in cross talk, this guy directly suppressed himself on the stage, and even took his place as a joke. If he was more traditional , that is truly promising.

Li Jing had to take over the conversation at this time, but Li Jing didn't know how to untangle Yang Yunyi's burden.

Just like an equation, Li Jing doesn't know the formula!

Yu Qian said to Guo Degang, "If you were standing on the stage right now, how would you relieve your apprentice's already-exploded burden?"

Guo Degang was silent, and then he said: "There is no solution!"

Unsolvable means that there is no way!

Guo Degang didn't know how to answer the burden that Yang Yunyi threw out, the tea-drinking and tea-drinking jokes.

What about Li Jing?
Li Jing found that the audience off the stage hadn't recovered their composure. Obviously, the burden of Yang Yunyi could already be the best burden of the year.

Of course, the premise is that there is a selection for this!
Li Jing paused for a moment, and then said: "Our relationship, of course, can't let you drink tea. You should follow me and repeat this sentence. Three sentences, as long as you are right three sentences, you will win .”

Li Jing glanced at Yang Yunyi, afraid that Yang Yunyi would suddenly mess with him again.

Fortunately, Yang Yunyi was saving face and agreed directly.

This also made Li Jing breathe a sigh of relief. It is too difficult to lead young comedians nowadays.

But the audience who knew cross talk knew that Li Jing didn't catch Yang Yunyi's meme.

You must know that Yang Yunyi is a young man, Li Jing is one of the founders of Deyun Building, he is not as good as Guo Degang's apprentice, is this plausible?
It's just that they don't allow them to comment on this matter, they are the audience, just watch the excitement and the wonderful cross talk.

Li Jing said: "Listen well, the second sentence, I drink tea and invite you to drink tea!"

When Li Jing finished speaking, the audience was in an uproar.

Did Li Jing eat buns?

Li Jing also realized it at this time, but he can't change it now, if instead of "inviting you to drink tea" to "inviting you to drink tea", it would be like eating steamed stuffed buns.

Now, you can still quibble.

How to quibble, of course it is to prevent Yang Yunyi from drinking tea!
Yang Yunyi was naturally the first to discover it, who made the sound spread from near to far!

To know the propagation of sound, it doesn't matter how many meters per second it propagates!
Before most of the audience could react, Yang Yunyi immediately followed up with the second sentence.

"I drink tea and invite you to drink tea!"

When Yang Yunyi said this, it could be regarded as a relief for Li Jing.

Li Jing looked at Yang Yunyi, and there was a trace of looseness in his eyes.

He really didn't like Yang Yunyi before, but now it's not like he likes it or not, he just thinks this person is quite sensible.

If he told about his eating buns, Li Jing would hate him for the rest of his life.

Yu Qian said with a smile: "You apprentice, you have the ability to advance and retreat, it's amazing!"

Guo Degang also smiled, but did not speak.

When the audience heard Yang Yunyi say this, they thought it was an agreement between them, so they lost their emotions and surprises and continued to watch the performance of these two people.

Li Jing also added the third sentence at the right time. This third sentence is your mistake, right?
The traditional "Three or Five Sentences" is wrong, isn't it, and those who love it will say, that's right!

At this time, it means that you are really wrong.

Because the third sentence is that you are wrong, you have to follow up and say that you are wrong, that's right!
After Li Jing finished speaking now, there was a little sweat on his forehead. He was afraid that Yang Yunyi would mess up again and not follow the traditional routine.

At that time, if Li Jing couldn't handle it any longer, he would have something to say.

Yang Yunyi didn't make any more mistakes, and asked suspiciously: "That's right, what's wrong?"

The applause started to applaud, and Li Jing also laughed.

After Li Jing let out a breath, he asked a question.

"Don't understand?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I understand!"

Li Jing was unhappy: "Then the third sentence, why didn't you tell me!"

Yang Yunyi pretended to be puzzled and looked at Li Jing.

"You didn't say anything!"

Li Jingdao: "I said it, the third sentence, you are wrong!"

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and said with a wry smile: "So you were waiting for me here, okay, okay, I've been fooled by you. But this does not prove that I have a problem with IQ, and you are digging for me. pit!"

Yang Yunyi also interacted with the audience, and asked the audience: "Audience friends, isn't it?"

The audience responded to Yang Yunyi one after another, and they all agreed with Yang Yunyi's statement.

In fact, it's just a joke, what the people above said, it's the opposite of the funny one, after all, it's not Yang Yunyi who is funny now, it's Li Jing!

Li Jing saw that the audience said so, and shouted: "Okay, okay, let's do it again, this time add a few words, if you still make mistakes, then there is nothing to say!"

Yang Yunyi patted his chest, and said confidently: "Don't worry, I can't make mistakes!"

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