I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 60 Why I Have a Mouth
"I'll treat you to dinner, too!"

This is the first sentence of the three or five sentences, and Li Jing repeated it.

Yang Yunyi immediately followed after hearing this.

"I'll treat you to dinner, too!"

When it came to the second sentence, Yang Yunyi thought that Li Jing would change drinking tea to drinking tea.

But Li Jing has not changed here, it is still the same as before.

This is very clever, because if he changed the original to invite you to drink tea instead of me, would it mean that what Li Jing just ate was steamed stuffed buns.

So Li Jing seemed very shrewd if he didn't say that.

Yang Yunyi was also shrewd, so he continued to talk.

When it came to the third sentence, Li Jing repeated his old tricks.

"It's wrong!"

Yang Yunyi pried Li Jing with his arm, and said with a little naivety: "It's wrong!"

The audience in the audience applauded Yang Yunyi.

It's not that Yang Yunyi came up to applaud, but Yang Yunyi's performance on stage deserves applause for him.

Li Jing asked: "How many words now?"

Yang Yunyi replied without thinking, "Four sentences!"

The original fourth sentence of the three or five sentences was to ask a few funny words, and to say three sentences in a flattering manner.

When it came to Yang Yunyi's place, it changed from three sentences to four sentences.

Li Jing was stunned on the stage, and the audience laughed so hard that their kidney stones shattered.

Unexpectedly, watching a cross talk can cure stones.

But this is useless scientific basis, because experts do not admit it.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the background couldn't help laughing too.

Yu Qian said: "Old Guo, your apprentice is going against the sky!"

Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian and asked, "Who wants to defy the sky?"

"Your apprentice!" Yu Qian thought Guo Degang had bad ears, so he said it again.

Guo Degang said, "I know you are talking about my apprentice, but I have so many apprentices, which one are you talking about?"

Yu Qian gave Guo Degang a blank look, pointed in the direction of the stage and replied, "Who else could it be, Yang Yunyi!"

Guo Degang said meaningfully, and then said: "You said Yang Yi, this kid is not trying to defy the sky, but he looks rebellious!"

Yu Qian just shut up and didn't speak anymore. The cloud words of Yang Yunyi are gone, and if he continues, there will be no people.

But Yu Qian couldn't understand Yang Yunyi's cross talk art.

I don't know if this kid is suitable for teasing or flattering!

To be honest, Shimen Crosstalk needs such talents!

It's a pity that this kid is Guo Degang's apprentice, and he picked it up for nothing, so who can argue with it!

On the stage, Li Jing looked at Yang Yunyi, with a face full of fear: "Why only four sentences?"

The audience also wanted to ask, why only four sentences.

But after Li Jing asked them, they stopped talking and watched quietly.

It's just that they always feel, how come the ones who are funny have become the ones who are funny, and the ones who are funny have become the ones who are funny?
Yang Yunyi's explanation to Li Jing was also explained to the audience.

"Ms. Li, let me do the math for you. I'll treat you to dinner as I eat. It's the first sentence. The second sentence is, I'll treat you to tea as well. The second sentence is the third sentence. It's wrong, the fourth sentence." One sentence, how many sentences are there now? Is it four sentences, Teacher Li, you can talk about it yourself!"

Li Jing's reaction is also very fast, after all, he is one of the founders of Deyun Building.

He asked: "In that case, why didn't you follow me?"

Yang Yunyi replied sullenly: "Hey, I'm not a repeater, and if I still say the same thing as you, wouldn't that really make me appear to have a problem with IQ?"

Li Jing said with a smile: "You are not a repeater, you are also a parrot!"

Yang Yunyi gently pushed Li Jing: "Fuck you!"

Then the two bowed and thanked the audience for coming to this cross talk.

The audience was not stingy with applause, and applauded wildly, almost toppling the roof of the building.

It was a very simple traditional cross talk, just three or five sentences, but Yang Yunyi made it so funny that the audience couldn't believe it.

It's just that in the crowd, there are audiences who are not watching cross talk.

When he saw Yang Yunyi and Li Jing going down, he gritted his teeth.

Originally, he brought people to plan the work today, but Yang Yunyi didn't go to tease him, he was in the position of flattery.

It is still a traditional cross talk refurbishment like three or five sentences, so that the people who are brought by this person can't talk, which makes him mad.

But it doesn't matter, the person he recruited to plan the work is very professional, and he is also a professional cross talk actor, but he is not well-known.

Just wait, he won't let it go.

When Yang Yunyi takes the stage again as a tease, it will be the time when he can't get off the stage.

Yang Yunyi didn't expect that he would be resented so much for offending scalpers.

But if he did it all over again, he would still do it.

Scalpers have already affected the normal audience. The audience is the parents of the cross talk actors. If the cross talk actors get the money, they don’t care about the loss of the parents!
If it continues like this, sooner or later one day it will be cast aside by the audience.

Yang Yunyi went backstage and wanted to apologize to Li Jing. After all, he changed the words without discussing with him on stage. Yang Yunyi could tell that Teacher Li Jing was very upset.

But when Yang Yunyi was looking for Li Jing, only Yu Qian was there, not even Guo Degang.

Yu Qian watched Yang Yunyi walk in, and asked Yang Yunyi, "What, are you looking for your master? He just answered an important call and left."

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Yu, I'm looking for Teacher Li Jing. I could see that he was a little unhappy on stage just now. Although it doesn't matter what we say on stage in our cross talk industry, I believe there are still some grudges in my heart. Just like my master said on stage that all eighteen generations of your family are dead, you will definitely be unhappy."

Yu Qian looked at Yang Yunyi and wondered.

You said such an upright person, why did he have a mouth?
Fortunately, he was a cross talk actor. If he had changed to another profession, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

Yu Qian took a deep breath, resisting the thought of giving Yang Yunyi a hard time.

He said: "Li Jing has already left, and you don't want to think so much. I have known Li Jing for so many years, and he is not a stingy person. It's just that your basic skills are particularly poor in his opinion. .He is right about things but not about people, so you just have to work hard in the future."

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi was puzzled.

"Teacher Yu, do I have poor basic skills?"

Yu Qian hummed, everything was already in silence.

But Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, looked at Yu Qian and said, "Teacher Yu, if my basic skills are considered poor, then Shaobing and Kong Laosan must not go to hang the well!"

Yu Qian was stunned, but it wasn't that Yang Yunyi said that Zhu Jianfeng and Kong Desui's basic skills were poor.

Instead, Yang Yunyi said hanging well, what kind of wonderful vocabulary is this?

Hanging a well, Yu Qian had only heard of jumping into a well, and he had also heard of hanging himself, so what kind of novel death method is this hanging well?
Waiting online, I'm in a hurry!

　At the beginning, this book was only covered with the skin of Deyun Club. Later, book friends asked me to use homonyms for the sake of reading experience. In fact, there were no real people like these at the beginning. Finally, I asked for monthly tickets.
　　
　
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