I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 69 Becoming a Son for No Reason (Read More)
Sun Yue looked at the audience with a very serious face.

"Friends in the audience, give me 5 minutes, it only takes 5 minutes!"

After speaking, he brushed Yang Yunyi's hair.

Some old viewers off the field suddenly recalled something, thinking of what happened before.

"I seem to have seen this scene before!"

"Don't say you've seen it, I've seen it too, Sun Yue is going down to smoke Yang Yunyi."

When the others heard it, they were surprised.

A new viewer asked: "Is it so serious?"

The old audience thought for a while before answering: "Actually, Yang Yunyi is a person who is good at cross talk, but it's a pity that he has a mouth!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't hold back anymore.

I didn't expect to hear such a funny burden from the mouths of old audiences.

It seems that people who like cross talk are not fuel-efficient lamps.

Yang Yunyi's hair was pulled, so he quickly begged for mercy.

"Mr. Sun, my dear Mr. Sun, huh, Mr. Sun, you are a little stingy! I said you are dead, and I said that the relationship between me and your wife, you are not angry, now you are in a hurry with me. gone."

Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi's hair, and replied angrily: "I'm not in a hurry!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi originally wanted to throw another burden, this sentence is very classic, I know you are in a hurry, but please don't be in a hurry!
But Yang Yunyi refrained, throwing away so much burden at once, how can he fool the audience in the future!
No, please the audience!

Yang Yunyi said: "Then Teacher Sun, since you are not in a hurry, let's talk to the audience about cross talk."

Sun Yue hummed, then turned to look to the other side.

Yang Yunyi tapped Sun Yue with his hand, with a smile on his face.

"Just now I said that I am a hundred years old and have Parkinson's!"

At this time, the audience came to the scene, and Yuan Dan, the actor hired by the scalper, said lightly: "It's not Alzheimer's disease!"

Yang Yunyi whimpered: "It seems that this audience has such a disease. I mean my hands are shaking, Parkinson's."

The actor Yuan Dan hired no longer spoke, but he was always looking for an opportunity to cut in.

Yang Yunyi made a move, and continued: "So, I can't hold the box. If I were a box, I would have to throw it out."

After Sun Yue heard it, he said angrily, "Well, you still want to crush me."

The audience was amused again. This hundred-year-old Parkinson really has the ability to thwart bones and ashes.

Furthermore, maybe Yang Yunyi thought so.

After thinking about it carefully, the crosstalk actor Yang Yunyi and the crosstalk actor Sun Yue have always been intriguing. Finally, when Yang Yunyi was a hundred years old, he finally succeeded in crushing his partner Sun Yue, still in front of so many audiences.

Thinking about it this way, couldn't it be more beautiful than "Manjianghong"?

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "When I'm a hundred years old, I guess I'll have four generations under the same roof. But I think with my personality, I don't want my son to be by my side. Anyway, I can perform on the same stage with my son today. , I'm very happy."

Sun Yue didn't understand at first, but he understood the last sentence.

"Hey, who is your son?"

The audience pointed at Sun Yue and shouted, "He's talking about you!"

Sun Yue quickly waved his hand: "Go, go, it's nothing like that, I'm older than you, I can still be his son, it's plausible!"

Yang Yunyi also hurriedly rescued Sun Yue, father and son should not use it lightly.

"Yes, yes, Teacher Sun is right, he is not my son!"

Then, Yang Yunyi covered his face and began to sob.

When Sun Yue saw it, he felt something was wrong.

"What's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I just said that with my character, if I can't get along with my son, he will definitely not recognize me."

The audience understood. The intense applause combined with joyful laughter was already telling everyone how explosive the effect of the cross talk was.

Yang Yunyi is a chicken thief. After going around in such a big circle, Sun Yue became his son. This guy's art of speaking and the level of taking advantage of others are all outstanding among the cross talk actors in Deyunlou By.

After all, the other teasers in Deyun Tower were very straightforward when they said that it was their own son who was making fun of them.

The audience will find it boring if they watch too much and listen too much.

Yang Yunyi was different. He first circled from the south to the north, then from the south to the north, and finally came a father-son joke. Ordinary people really didn't think as much as he did, and they wouldn't react at all.

Sun Yue said with a sneer all over his face, "So you're waiting here for me!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled, and said in relief: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry. In fact, the audience also likes father and son. But, if two six or seven-year-old children say on stage that I am your father and you are my son, Surely you will feel that you are cursing the street, right?"

Sun Yue still agrees with this.

"It's not just cursing, it's precisely a problem with the tutor!"

Yang Yunyi said, "Who has a problem?"

Sun Yue glanced at Yang Yunyi before replying: "Is there a problem with the tutor?"

Yang Yunyi added another sentence: "Who is the tutor?"

The audience burst into laughter again, Sun Yue clenched his fists, and said angrily: "Tutor, the rooster is home, the rooster crows, the tutor is not a person!"

The audience thought it was amused seeing Sun Yue's distraught appearance.

And Yang Yunyi, the stalk of who the tutor is is simply a waste of baggage, but they couldn't help but want to laugh when they heard it, and they couldn't help it!
Yang Yunyi understood after hearing Sun Yue's explanation.

"Ms. Sun, I know about tutoring. I mean it's inappropriate for two children to say that on stage!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Yes, that's right!"

Yang Yunyi quickly changed the subject and talked about Sun Yue.

"Ms. Sun, but when we reach our age, it doesn't matter who is whose father!"

Sun Yue immediately stopped Yang Yunyi, and said, "No matter what age you are, you have to figure out who is who, and you can't talk nonsense!"

But Yang Yunyi objected: "Mr. Sun, I don't agree with what you say. My master, Mr. Guo Degang, often says that your brother Yu Qianyu is Teacher. My master said that Teacher Yu is his son. You see, Teacher Yu objected. Well!"

Yu Qian from the backstage just let out a hey, looked at Guo Degang and said, "You have to take good care of your apprentice. When did you say you are my father, I promised."

Guo Degang replied cheerfully: "But you have never objected!"

Yu Qian was furious, and next time he was on stage, he would act preemptively.

It's just that he didn't expect that when he quietly listened to a cross talk in the background, he somehow became someone's son again.

Wait, what is another ah!

As we all know, when Teacher Yu Qianyu and Guo Degang performed cross talk on stage, most of the time, Teacher Yu Qianyu played the role of his son.

This point is almost recognized!

　Ask for a monthly ticket, don't force me to kneel down and beg you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)