I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 70 Ginseng Cock
Sun Yue said unhappily: "Nonsense, Mr. Yu agreed, isn't your master trying to catch up!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi comforted: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry. There is a saying that anger is a disease. As for me, I don't need you to shout, as long as I have it in my heart."

When Sun Yue heard this, he was about to start again.

He directly slapped Yang Yunyi on the back fiercely, and angrily said: "Who shouted!"

The audience cheered up again, and there was no trace of this advantage.

Although you don't call me dad, you are my son in my heart.

The only pity is that Yang Yunyi's apprenticeship is Guo Degang, and he hasn't told any dirty jokes yet.

In fact, it's not that Yang Yunyi doesn't want to talk about it, he hasn't seen any movies.

He went to Daohan pulse pressure belt and Smecta, went down to European and American powerhouses for an hour, and waited for people in the domestic area for an hour, and worked for ten minutes. He has seen them all.

I have been single for a long time, and I love to watch these excellent educational action movies.

But, the standard is here, if he does this, he will be banned directly.

Yang Yunyi sighed and said, "Actually, at my age, I already understand it."

Sun Yue looked surprised: "Yeah, I'll understand it before I'm 20."

Yang Yunyi continued: "Speaking of cross talk, it is our hobby of talking about cross talk, and it is also the means for us to support our family."

Sun Yue agreed, "That's right."

Yang Yunyi sighed again, with a look of worry on his face.

Sun Yue touched Yang Yunyi lightly this time, not understanding his worry.

"What's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "The big guys may not know, just like the textile worker, you think she really likes textiles! You think the actress in the island country action movie really likes it"

Sun Yue hurriedly interrupted: "Stop talking, I really like it!"

The male audience immediately began to yell, and the female audience began to cover their faces.

Good guy, I was just thinking about saying that there are no dirty jokes, and I will serve you food immediately.

This craftsmanship is worthy of being inherited in one continuous line.

Yang Yunyi was surprised and said, "Mr. Sun also likes to watch it?"

Sun Yue said shyly, "Once in a while!"

Soon Sun Yue came to his senses and scolded angrily: "How could I know, I have a wife, and I'm not a craftsman like you."

Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "Actually, I know that Mr. Sun watches it, and I also know that my sister-in-law likes to watch it, so we watch it together. After all, we learn techniques together, and we all communicate with each other and learn from each other."

The audience began to cry again, accompanied by intense applause and incomparable curiosity.

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi's collar and asked, "What did you just say, you said you watched it with my wife, and exchanged ideas with each other."

Seeing Sun Yue like this, Yang Yunyi was a little scary, and quickly replied: "Mr. Sun, you misunderstood. What I said was to communicate and learn from each other, and I was watching cross talk. You don't know, my sister-in-law also likes to hear you talk about cross talk."

Sun Yue said hehe: "This can all be rounded up by you, you continue!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I mean we can talk about cross talk and earn money to support our family. It's better than anything else!"

Sun Yue added: "That's because you can only talk about cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue and began to tell what was in his heart.

"When we talk about cross talk, we rely on the support of the audience, so the audience is our food and clothing. Some sit in the front row, and some sit in the back row."

Sun Yue replied: "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi asked the audience in the back row: "I just want to ask the audience in the back row, do they have no money to buy the front row?"

The audience froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

It's not that they don't want to buy the front row, but they still have to!
Sun Yue let out a cheer, and said, "You already said that you are your food and clothing parents, is there anyone who chats like this!"

Yang Yunyi explained: "That's what I mean, no matter which row you sit in. For example, the big brother who wanted to hit me just now, although he didn't, but even if he did, I still have to bear it. Who made him spend money!"

Sun Yue replied: "Yes, the customer is God!"

Yang Yunyi raised his fingers, and said little by little: "I don't know if he is God or not, but although he is hitting me, he is also a person who loves cross talk, which shows that cross talk is the most popular one. Art."

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Crosstalk, you're down to earth!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with a solemn expression.

"Mr. Sun, can you stop using such underworld words?"

Sun Yue didn't understand it very well, let alone Sun Yue didn't understand it very well, neither did the audience.

That sentence seems to be a hell, is the cross talk still down-to-earth?
Yang Yunyi said: "I'm still down to earth, I'm still down to earth!"

When Sun Yue heard it, he couldn't laugh or cry, and the audience also couldn't laugh or cry.

It turned out that this guy was throwing away the baggage again, but why every time the broken baggage was thrown so funny!

Perhaps only Yang Yunyi can do this, because only Yang Yunyi can say such a broken burden in the entire cross talk world.

In the process of listening to Yang Yunyi's cross talk, he throws one out to you out of the blue. Before you figure it out, your lips have already started to curl up.

Because anyone who is familiar with Yang Yunyi knows that this guy has started to be a monster again.

Sun Yue waved his hand and said: "Well, I don't care about you, after all, your education is here! What I said is down-to-earth, which is close to the public, and everyone can understand it."

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and pointed at Sun Yue.

"Ms. Sun just went to school for a few more days, and even engaged in personal attacks!"

When Sun Yue was about to speak, Yang Yunyi lifted his coat, took out the Screaming Chicken pinned to his waist, and took out a ginseng from his trouser pocket. The Screaming Chicken was pinched by Yang Yunyi, and it screamed.

“Ginseng Cock!”

The audience's eyes were wide open, what kind of crap is this.

Now when it comes to cross talk, do they all play like this?
Sun Yue also laughed on the stage. He really didn't expect Yang Yunyi to have such a skill. He couldn't hold back anymore. This guy always gave himself such a big surprise, and ordinary people couldn't handle it at all.

Sun Yue said dumbfoundedly: "During the dialogue in the background, you didn't tell me that you prepared this move!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue, and said to the staff in the building: "For the performance, I spent a lot of money. This screaming chicken is only three yuan, but this ginseng cost me eight hundred, remember to reimburse it!"

Yes, you will be reimbursed directly on stage.

The audience in the audience has also listened to the cross talk for a long time, and they have never seen such a funny scene.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief, and said, "Just this ginseng beard is eight hundred, show me!"

In this regard, Yang Yunyi naturally blocked it half a hundred times, but Yang Yunyi's body was no match for Sun Yue.

Soon, the ginseng beard was snatched by Sun Yue.

Sun Yue sniffed the ginseng beard, and then he looked incredible.

　I remembered what happened when I was in elementary school. A classmate dug a radish root and said that he had found ginseng. As a result, the whole school was shocked. As for the result, I asked for a monthly ticket to continue.

　　
　
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