I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 71
Chapter 71
After Sun Yue sniffed the ginseng beard, he looked at Yang Yunyi unkindly.
"Who are you blackmailing, isn't this the radish beard!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
The radish beards that people don't want are turned around and sold as ginseng beards, and they pay eight hundred with their mouths open.
Eight hundred, half a month's salary for many people.
There are audience members in the audience, of course there are friends who work in the coastal area. At that time, the basic salary in 05 was around 440 or 660. After a busy month, it was less than [-] or in the early [-].
So the radish beard is worth so much money, wouldn't the radish growers get rich.
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, this is a burden, you take it seriously."
Sun Yue said: "Then your burden can scare your master. After all, if you really go on like this and make false reimbursements, Deyun Tower will be completely collapsed by you."
Yang Yunyi sighed: "Mr. Sun, you don't understand!"
Sun Yue wondered, "Why don't I understand?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "Mr. Sun, I have also been wounded for my master. I have carried a gun, stopped a beauty, and drank soup at the wine table!"
Sun Yue became interested and rubbed his hands.
"I'm more interested in stopping the beauty, please elaborate!"
The audience also showed anticipation, how could Yang Yunyi get what they wanted.
After all, if this is detailed, then the scale will not be grasped.
Yang Yunyi said: "What I mean is that it has been almost a year since I performed cross talk on stage. Although I am young, you were my partner before, Mr. Sun, and you know that we usually have two performances a day, starting at one o'clock! "
Sun Yue nodded: "That's what happened!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "But starting from the second half of the year, have we significantly increased the number of shows? The performance starts at [-] o'clock, and it's [-] o'clock in the evening, and they are still on stage."
Sun Yue disagreed: "Although I'm a little tired, it also reflects that the audience loves to watch us!"
After hearing this, Yang Yunyi directly refuted it.
"Ms. Sun, let's not talk about whether the audience likes to watch us or not. We can't bear it if this goes on! Even if we are still young, this is not a problem! A few days ago, did you have a hoarse voice? !"
Sun Yue didn't hide it either: "Yes, there is such a thing!"
Yang Yunyi showed sadness on his face: "Friends in the audience, you don't know, just because there are too many shows, Teacher Sun's wife has already called me."
As soon as the words came out, it felt wrong again.
Sun Yue's daughter-in-law said you?
Then he is still Sun Yue's daughter-in-law, if he doesn't say that Sun Yue is talking about you, then he can't be your daughter-in-law!
The applause rang out again, but the meaning contained in the applause was a bit deep!
Sun Yue was anxious, so he asked urgently: "What did my wife say about you?"
Yang Yunyi winked and replied: "Yunyi, you haven't been here for as long as before!"
Sun Yue let out an ah, and the audience in the audience were equally astonished.
Wait, why is it not as long as before?
This is something that can be said on stage. You guys can’t communicate well in private, although we also love to listen.
Sun Yue yelled, "That's what my wife said!"
Yang Yunyi retorted: "What's the matter, Teacher Yu's daughter-in-law also told my master so."
Sun Yue was shocked again, he had forgotten what Yang Yunyi said about his wife, and he asked, "What did Teacher Yu's wife say to Teacher Guo?"
Yang Yunyi glanced at the backstage, looking cautious.
Backstage Yu Qian's butt was two centimeters away from his seat. If Yang Yunyi dared to talk nonsense, he would go up to the stage and drag Yang Yunyi down to beat him up.
Yang Yunyi was silent for a moment, and replied: "Teacher Yu's wife said, Gangzi, you can't do this in the future. Our family Yu Qian, although he is old, he still has a job to talk about."
Sun Yue's eyes widened with disbelief on his face.
But Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, I'm old here, so it's best to get along with you!"
When Sun Yue heard this, he smiled directly.
"Go to hell!"
The two then turned to the audience and walked off the stage.
Naturally, the audience gave Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue applause without hesitation, this cross talk was so exciting.
Taking age as the starting point, it throws out one burden after another, and finally ends with Guo Degang and Yu Qian to describe the current Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue.
Indeed, this pair of partners is a bit interesting, and it also left a deep impression on the audience.
Backstage, Yu Qian looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "The cross talk is pretty good!"
Looking at Yu Qian's look and expression, Yang Yunyi knew that Teacher Yu was feeling uncomfortable.
He then explained: "Teacher Yu, in fact, these are all jokes that Master said, I just changed them."
Yu Qian heheed twice, and said to Yang Yunyi: "You can do it, I will remember."
Didn't Yu Qian know that this was Yang Yunyi himself doing something? Although Guo Degang teased him in various ways on stage, he never said so in the audience.
So Yang Yunyi is his own joke, and it is indeed a bit childish to pin this blame on Guo Degang.
Guo Degang also suddenly understood why Yu Qian said that it was a pity that Yang Yunyi had such a mouth. Not only was it a pity that this kid had a mouth, but he was willing to do anything to amuse the audience on stage.
But how should I put it, Yang Yunyi's stage effect is really good.
Many people said good things in private, but in front of the audience, it just didn't work.
It's not unreasonable that Yang Yunyi is the ancestor of cross talk to enjoy the food.
Guo Degang took a deep breath, and asked Yang Yunyi, "Just now on stage, how did you come up with the burden of ginseng and rooster?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and replied: "Do you like it, master? If you like it, I will give you a few. For example, there is a little duck called a mud duck because it is short. One day it meets a duck that is shorter than it. Zi, that duck, Zi looked at the mud duck and said, "I'm such a short mud duck!"
Sun Yue and Yu Qian almost couldn't spit it out, and Guo Degang was also full of black lines.
Yang Yunyi didn't notice it at all, and was still rushing out!
"Also, do you know why Tianjin is the tigeriest city in the country?"
Guo Degang resisted the urge to hit someone, and asked, "Why?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Because Tianjin is too tiger (tiger), tiger means tiger in English! Hahaha, master, let's have fun, I still have more"
"go out!"
Yang Yunyi was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Guo Degang.
Although he walked out of the backstage silently, he stood at the door with a puzzled expression on his face. Why did the master get angry? Could it be that he was not a good burden?
Or is it that this homophonic stalk makes people physically uncomfortable?
At this moment, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and Sun Yue were left in the background.
Guo Degang asked: "This kid has completely let himself go, so no one can cure him?"
Neither Yu Qian nor Sun Yue spoke, because they knew very well that Yang Yunyi was Guo Degang's apprentice, and the only one who could cure Yang Yunyi was Guo Degang.
If other people really dared to beep more, Guo Degang might be angry.
I see someone asked how to add a change, that is, add a change to a [-]-month ticket.If you give a reward, I thank you guys, I will update it after it is put on the shelf!
(End of this chapter)
After Sun Yue sniffed the ginseng beard, he looked at Yang Yunyi unkindly.
"Who are you blackmailing, isn't this the radish beard!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
The radish beards that people don't want are turned around and sold as ginseng beards, and they pay eight hundred with their mouths open.
Eight hundred, half a month's salary for many people.
There are audience members in the audience, of course there are friends who work in the coastal area. At that time, the basic salary in 05 was around 440 or 660. After a busy month, it was less than [-] or in the early [-].
So the radish beard is worth so much money, wouldn't the radish growers get rich.
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, this is a burden, you take it seriously."
Sun Yue said: "Then your burden can scare your master. After all, if you really go on like this and make false reimbursements, Deyun Tower will be completely collapsed by you."
Yang Yunyi sighed: "Mr. Sun, you don't understand!"
Sun Yue wondered, "Why don't I understand?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "Mr. Sun, I have also been wounded for my master. I have carried a gun, stopped a beauty, and drank soup at the wine table!"
Sun Yue became interested and rubbed his hands.
"I'm more interested in stopping the beauty, please elaborate!"
The audience also showed anticipation, how could Yang Yunyi get what they wanted.
After all, if this is detailed, then the scale will not be grasped.
Yang Yunyi said: "What I mean is that it has been almost a year since I performed cross talk on stage. Although I am young, you were my partner before, Mr. Sun, and you know that we usually have two performances a day, starting at one o'clock! "
Sun Yue nodded: "That's what happened!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "But starting from the second half of the year, have we significantly increased the number of shows? The performance starts at [-] o'clock, and it's [-] o'clock in the evening, and they are still on stage."
Sun Yue disagreed: "Although I'm a little tired, it also reflects that the audience loves to watch us!"
After hearing this, Yang Yunyi directly refuted it.
"Ms. Sun, let's not talk about whether the audience likes to watch us or not. We can't bear it if this goes on! Even if we are still young, this is not a problem! A few days ago, did you have a hoarse voice? !"
Sun Yue didn't hide it either: "Yes, there is such a thing!"
Yang Yunyi showed sadness on his face: "Friends in the audience, you don't know, just because there are too many shows, Teacher Sun's wife has already called me."
As soon as the words came out, it felt wrong again.
Sun Yue's daughter-in-law said you?
Then he is still Sun Yue's daughter-in-law, if he doesn't say that Sun Yue is talking about you, then he can't be your daughter-in-law!
The applause rang out again, but the meaning contained in the applause was a bit deep!
Sun Yue was anxious, so he asked urgently: "What did my wife say about you?"
Yang Yunyi winked and replied: "Yunyi, you haven't been here for as long as before!"
Sun Yue let out an ah, and the audience in the audience were equally astonished.
Wait, why is it not as long as before?
This is something that can be said on stage. You guys can’t communicate well in private, although we also love to listen.
Sun Yue yelled, "That's what my wife said!"
Yang Yunyi retorted: "What's the matter, Teacher Yu's daughter-in-law also told my master so."
Sun Yue was shocked again, he had forgotten what Yang Yunyi said about his wife, and he asked, "What did Teacher Yu's wife say to Teacher Guo?"
Yang Yunyi glanced at the backstage, looking cautious.
Backstage Yu Qian's butt was two centimeters away from his seat. If Yang Yunyi dared to talk nonsense, he would go up to the stage and drag Yang Yunyi down to beat him up.
Yang Yunyi was silent for a moment, and replied: "Teacher Yu's wife said, Gangzi, you can't do this in the future. Our family Yu Qian, although he is old, he still has a job to talk about."
Sun Yue's eyes widened with disbelief on his face.
But Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, I'm old here, so it's best to get along with you!"
When Sun Yue heard this, he smiled directly.
"Go to hell!"
The two then turned to the audience and walked off the stage.
Naturally, the audience gave Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue applause without hesitation, this cross talk was so exciting.
Taking age as the starting point, it throws out one burden after another, and finally ends with Guo Degang and Yu Qian to describe the current Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue.
Indeed, this pair of partners is a bit interesting, and it also left a deep impression on the audience.
Backstage, Yu Qian looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "The cross talk is pretty good!"
Looking at Yu Qian's look and expression, Yang Yunyi knew that Teacher Yu was feeling uncomfortable.
He then explained: "Teacher Yu, in fact, these are all jokes that Master said, I just changed them."
Yu Qian heheed twice, and said to Yang Yunyi: "You can do it, I will remember."
Didn't Yu Qian know that this was Yang Yunyi himself doing something? Although Guo Degang teased him in various ways on stage, he never said so in the audience.
So Yang Yunyi is his own joke, and it is indeed a bit childish to pin this blame on Guo Degang.
Guo Degang also suddenly understood why Yu Qian said that it was a pity that Yang Yunyi had such a mouth. Not only was it a pity that this kid had a mouth, but he was willing to do anything to amuse the audience on stage.
But how should I put it, Yang Yunyi's stage effect is really good.
Many people said good things in private, but in front of the audience, it just didn't work.
It's not unreasonable that Yang Yunyi is the ancestor of cross talk to enjoy the food.
Guo Degang took a deep breath, and asked Yang Yunyi, "Just now on stage, how did you come up with the burden of ginseng and rooster?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and replied: "Do you like it, master? If you like it, I will give you a few. For example, there is a little duck called a mud duck because it is short. One day it meets a duck that is shorter than it. Zi, that duck, Zi looked at the mud duck and said, "I'm such a short mud duck!"
Sun Yue and Yu Qian almost couldn't spit it out, and Guo Degang was also full of black lines.
Yang Yunyi didn't notice it at all, and was still rushing out!
"Also, do you know why Tianjin is the tigeriest city in the country?"
Guo Degang resisted the urge to hit someone, and asked, "Why?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Because Tianjin is too tiger (tiger), tiger means tiger in English! Hahaha, master, let's have fun, I still have more"
"go out!"
Yang Yunyi was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Guo Degang.
Although he walked out of the backstage silently, he stood at the door with a puzzled expression on his face. Why did the master get angry? Could it be that he was not a good burden?
Or is it that this homophonic stalk makes people physically uncomfortable?
At this moment, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and Sun Yue were left in the background.
Guo Degang asked: "This kid has completely let himself go, so no one can cure him?"
Neither Yu Qian nor Sun Yue spoke, because they knew very well that Yang Yunyi was Guo Degang's apprentice, and the only one who could cure Yang Yunyi was Guo Degang.
If other people really dared to beep more, Guo Degang might be angry.
I see someone asked how to add a change, that is, add a change to a [-]-month ticket.If you give a reward, I thank you guys, I will update it after it is put on the shelf!
(End of this chapter)
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