I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 76 Going to the Forbidden City

When Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue were called onto the stage by the host, they first introduced themselves.

Crosstalk actors are different from other industries. Some people know us, and some don't.

Every time I introduce myself on stage, it is to let those who know us deepen the impression, and those who don’t know us can remember us.

So, as a cross talk actor, self-introduction is still very necessary.

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience with no empty seats, smiled on his face, and introduced himself: "Hi everyone, I am Yang Yunyi, a cross talk actor from Deyunlou. The one standing next to me is my son, Sun Yue."

Sun Yue was stunned. It wasn't like this when he was correcting the words.

During the dialogue, Yang Yunyi finished introducing himself, so he stopped introducing himself.

At this time, Sun Yue is going to say, why don't you introduce me!
Then sentence by sentence, lead to the following baggage.

As a result, Yang Yunyi suddenly didn't know what was wrong, and directly introduced himself as his son. Sun Yue was a little angry, why didn't this guy play cards according to common sense!
Sun Yue was angry, and the audience was also happy.

Perhaps they hadn't seen such a direct burden from Yang Yunyi for a long time, so they all applauded.

Sun Yue answered immediately: "Why are you like this, you weren't like this when we were speaking in the audience!"

Yang Yunyi didn't care about Sun Yue's nagging, he continued: "They all say that they are brothers in battle, father and son fighting tigers. Today, Sun Yue and I, father and son, will talk about cross talk for everyone."

Sun Yue: "Stop, stop!"

How could Yang Yunyi stop, he just wanted this effect.

"It is said that Sun Yue is five years old, and he is still drawing maps on the bed sheets. He will call me a father when he is 26 years old, Sun Yue."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi's hair.

He said dissatisfiedly: "Go on!"

Yang Yunyi's hair was plucked, so what can I say, he could only say with a playful smile: "Mr. Sun, I was just joking just now, you see that you are serious."

Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi's hair, and said unwillingly: "Then you have to explain clearly to the audience, what is it that I draw a map on the bed sheet when I am five years old, and I will call you a father when I am 26 years old."

Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes, yes, I was talking nonsense just now. I also heard about Mr. Sun drawing maps. As for the fact that he called me his father when he was 26 years old, it was because, I I also met him when I was 26 years old. Before, I haven't confirmed the father-son relationship with him before!"

The audience suddenly realized, followed by another burst of laughter.

What does it mean before the age of 26, the father-son relationship has not been confirmed?
Since the relationship started when you were your fan, your father-son relationship is already a certainty.

But speaking of it, both father and son joked that it was the son who was making fun of him, and it was really pitiful!
Sun Yue took a deep breath and said, "I'm not your son!"

Soon he felt something was wrong and added another sentence.

"You are not my father!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and knew that Sun Yue was eating buns.

Sun Yue also realized that he had no choice but to make mistakes, because everyone except the two of them thought it was a burden.

"We are not related by blood at all!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, yes, let's stop teasing Mr. Sun, his IQ is really worrying!"

Sun Yue also squinted his eyes: "I won't talk about this with you, if you want to talk about cross talk, just do a good cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi also agreed, and asked, "Mr. Sun, have you ever been to the Forbidden City?"

Sun Yue replied: "Hey, you are not talking nonsense. I am from the old capital. How could I have never been to the Forbidden City? I often go to the Forbidden City to play in the Forbidden City! Now the Forbidden City is not like a long time ago. As long as you buy tickets, you can go in." !"

Yang Yunyi said in a low voice, "Then Teacher Sun, I want to ask, is there any educational requirement to go to the Forbidden City?"

The audience is confused by this question. What are the requirements for academic qualifications?
Could it be that he is a fake imperial capital?

Never heard of this!

Sun Yue chuckled and turned sideways, but his face was facing the audience.

"You're thinking wrong, going to the Forbidden City has nothing to do with academic qualifications!"

Yang Yun said meaningfully: "That is to say, no college is required, only those with a bachelor's degree can enter!"

Sun Yue waved his hand: "No, no, how could there be such a restriction. Primary school students can go in as long as they buy a ticket."

Yang Yunyi was silent, and started to ask again.

"Then, is there any family environment and background?"

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Yue.

Sun Yue said: "Don't speculate, it has nothing to do with any factors!"

Yang Yunyi understood: "I understand, fortress money, right?"

When Sun Yue heard this, he was stunned again.

He said in disbelief: "Why do you think that money is fortified? It has been said that as long as you buy tickets, you can enter the Forbidden City. It has nothing to do with how much money is stuffed!"

Yang Yunyi's face was a little sad, and he wiped his face.

Then he looked at Sun Yue and asked, "Can I go to the Forbidden City?"

The audience was a little puzzled, wondering what Yang Yunyi was going to do?
Because Sun Yue had already said that as long as he bought a ticket, he could go to the Forbidden City, and Yang Yunyi could go to the Forbidden City as long as he bought a ticket. In the end, he asked him if he could go to the Forbidden City. Is this foreshadowing?

Sun Yue took a deep look at Yang Yunyi, and then replied: "As long as you are a decent person, you can go to the Forbidden City!"

The audience was amused, what kind of serious people, are you going to jump and take off your clothes in the Forbidden City, or are you planning to drive directly into the Forbidden City?
What is this? How could someone dare to jump and take off his clothes in the Forbidden City, how could someone dare to drive directly into the Forbidden City, what are you thinking!
This is the imperial capital, the capital of a country.

Yang Yunyi still had a look of disbelief, and he said: "Mr. Sun, we are partners, good brothers and buddies, you can't lie to me! Just tell me the truth, can I go?"

Sun Yue was not happy anymore, and they all started to make noise.

"I solemnly tell you today that you, Yang Yunyi, can also go to the Forbidden City!"

Yang Yunyi sighed, extremely sad.

"Friends in the audience, you all heard, Sun Yue, my partner, I have always regarded him as my big brother!"

The audience began to cry, do you regard Sun Yue as your big brother, don't you put father and son in the game?

But Yang Yunyi couldn't return to the audience at the moment, because replying to the audience would destroy the atmosphere he created.

He continued: "Teacher Sun said that I can go to the Forbidden City, you can hear it. Teacher Sun is my partner, he does not lie. But why do they not let me go when I go to the Forbidden City? I go to the Forbidden City, eh, When everyone mentioned this, I felt aggrieved. I went to the Forbidden City, and I went in by myself without asking for help, right? If I went to the Forbidden City and was hit by a car inside, I deserved it, right? "

The audience instantly understood, waiting here!
At the same time, applause and laughter seemed to burst the roof.

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