I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 77
"Wait a minute, wait a moment, you said you deserved to be hit by a car? That's the Forbidden City, where did the Forbidden City get the car?"

Sun Yue was shocked. He couldn't believe that the Forbidden City could have cars.

But Yang Yunyi replied quite naturally: "I drove there!"

This natural appearance made the audience very happy.

Sun Yue started to growl, and compared a driving posture.

"Good guy, you are driving to the Forbidden City!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and frowned.

"You said that I can go to the Forbidden City! You didn't say that I can't go to the Forbidden City when I drive a car!"

Before Sun Yue could react, Yang Yunyi pointed at Sun Yue and started cursing.

"Audience friends, these are human beings, they change their minds within a minute."

Some viewers shouted: "Not human!"

Some viewers shouted: "Like a pig!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed, and Yang Yunyi also laughed.

Sun Yue was naturally angry in his heart, he didn't want such a burly figure!
Yang Yunyi hurriedly said to the audience: "Everyone is joking, but Mr. Sun is really not what you think."

The audience who said this also realized that it was wrong. Isn't this purely cursing, and he shut up soon.

On the stage, Yang Yunyi could tease Sun Yue in any way, but off the stage, the two of them couldn't do that.

Although the sentence just now is indeed an interesting burden thrown out on such an occasion, it is a personal attack.

Even if Sun Yue doesn't know what to say on the surface, he still has a lump in his heart.

Sun Yue ignored the audience's words, and said to Yang Yunyi: "That's the Forbidden City, you drive there, it makes sense! Don't say it's them, if I see it, I won't let you in."

Yang Yunyi suddenly thought of a sentence, which was not in the dictionary.

Maybe after he said it, his fate would be miserable, but he still wanted to say something.

"Mr. Sun, if one day, someone drives into the Forbidden City, what should I say?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and so were the audience.

Sun Yue was stunned because he didn't know how to answer, and the audience was stunned because you were talking nonsense.

What kind of place is that, the Forbidden City, driving into it, and crushing a brick is a loss of history and culture. This stalk is not funny at all.

Sun Yue took a deep look at Yang Yunyi, and then replied: "If someone really drives in one day, then we will turn a blind eye to it!"

It had to be Sun Yue who, while making the action, also rescued Yang Yunyi, a bad guy.

The audience also laughed heartily. Sun Yue is worthy of being the inheritor of Shimen cross talk, and his emotional intelligence is absolutely amazing.

But soon Sun Yue said: "Why do you have to drive in, can't you just walk in?"

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "I went in, but they bullied me and wouldn't let me in!"

Sun Yue was puzzled, and asked, "Who bullied you?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Only the ticket inspectors and security guards!"

The audience hooked their necks, and they wanted to know what new trick Yang Yunyi was going to come up with.

But Sun Yue said: "You said that the security guards and ticket inspectors bullied you, how did they bully you?"

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi felt uncomfortable.

"Ms. Sun, do you think I should be angry? This ticket inspector actually asked me to buy a ticket. If I didn't buy a ticket, she asked the security guard to kick me out. It was you who said that anyone can go in."

Sun Yue was annoyed and funny: "They did the right thing. I said that you can go in after buying a ticket. Have you bought a ticket?"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy, and started to refute.

And the audience has long been amused by Yang Yunyi's live treasure. Although the word is exaggerated, watching Yang Yunyi's cross talk is a kind of enjoyment.

He can always come up with a lot of tricks for you by surprise, even if it is a bad joke, you will find it funny for no reason.

What's important is that his nonsense is so confusing that you don't know what's going on in his mind most of the time!
Yang Yunyi said: "I bought it, I copied it after I bought the paper."

When Sun Yue heard it, he just said two words, it deserves it.

"You really deserve to be kicked out and paint yourself, why don't you collect the tickets yourself!"

Yang Yunyi began to ponder, and the audience laughed again.

This guy doesn't really want to collect tickets, does he? Otherwise, why is he thinking so seriously?
Yang Yunyi said: "Why can't my paintings be recognized? Does it have to be printed out by their machines? Anyway, I don't accept it!"

Sun Yue made up his sword and said: "Go to the other side, if you don't accept it, who will take care of you!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled: "Everyone, don't tell me you really made me think of a way!"

The audience looked expectantly at what kind of monster Yang Yunyi was going to do. His method was definitely not a good one, which was already recognized by the old audience.

And Sun Yue asked instead of the audience: "What way?"

Yang Yunyi put one hand on the table and replied, "Just buy a machine to make tickets for the Forbidden City!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he snorted.

"Good guy, you bought a machine specially to enter the Forbidden City, but where did you get that machine?"

Yang Yunyi just started talking nonsense. Originally, he bought it from a black dealer, but Yang Yunyi changed his mind on the spur of the moment.

"Leaving over from retreating Soviet specialists."

Sun Yue almost didn't choke to death, and if he told Yang Yunyi that cross talk was a little bad, he would suddenly give you a stick. If you can't react in time, then it can show that your ability to be a fan is not good enough.

Gao Feng in the backstage took a deep breath and said to Luan Bo: "This Yang Yunyi, ordinary people really can't handle his job. If I have a chance, I really want to look inside his mind. What is it pretending to be!"

Luan Bo was silent for a moment, then said, "You want to be the roundworm in his head?"

These words directly made Gao Feng embarrassed.

Then Gao Feng said: "Your burden is not as good as Yang Yunyi's just now!"

Luan Bo didn't refute either, maybe Gao Feng will be his partner in the future.

For the sake of his eighteen generations of ancestors, Luan Bo decided to agree with Gao Feng many times, but he must have his own judgment in his heart.

Seeing that Luan Bo didn't refute, Gao Feng thought he agreed with him, but he didn't know that Luan Bo was planning a big one for Gao Feng.

On the stage, Sun Yue couldn't believe it.

"Your machine is too old, can it still be used as a ticket for the Forbidden City?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "After buying this machine, my house and yard are all covered."

Sun Yue understood, with a ridiculous expression on his face.

But this is ridiculous, it's aimed at Yang Yunyi.

"Emotional machine, you are all parts!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Mr. Sun, you don't understand this! I can assemble the parts myself, and I can afford the parts!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Indeed, after all, you don't have a salary every month, and your salary is used by your master to be happy!"

As soon as these words came out, Yang Yunyi quickly covered Sun Yue's mouth, with an expression of anxiety and fear on his face.

　Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a reward, ask for a recommendation ticket, thank you all the masters!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)