I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 87 Three times ready to speak (fifth more)
Guo Degang shook his head and said: "I don't even want to talk to you anymore, it's not that I underestimate myself, I never thought about taking the Imperial Capital University."

Yang Yunyi said: "Everyone, my master went to the Imperial University before graduating from elementary school, and the result was 620 points."

The audience naturally didn't believe it, this guy was obviously talking nonsense.

If you don't graduate from primary school and take the college entrance examination with a score of 620, you are no longer a genius, but a child prodigy.

Guo Degang hurriedly stopped Yang Yunyi and said, "Don't brag for me, I'm scared!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "It's a pity, at that time, the Imperial Capital University received 100 million points, so my master could say that he just missed out on Imperial Capital University!"

Yang Yunyi's look and his actions once again made the audience laugh out loud.

If Imperial University really collects 100 million points, it can be said that no one can pass the exam.

Guo Degang didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said: "If the score is 100 million, no one will be able to pass the exam."

Yang Yunyi said: "But speaking of it, my master was also great when he was in elementary school. He was a good student in the class, three good, six good, three times six equals eighteen, eighteen good students!"

Guo Degang was stunned, and then he said: "Otherwise, we shouldn't be ashamed, there are eighteen good students!"

Yang Yunyi immediately retorted: "Why not? The students here are [-] good, and the students here are Jiu Chongtian. It's not the song that the students here are [-] good, that's how it is sung!"

Yang Yunyi's live action made the audience almost unable to bear his jokes.

Is this the name of this song? Is it also sung like this?

Guo Degang hated iron for being weak and said: "That's called the eighteen bends of the mountain road here, and the nine chains of waterways here, this is the lyrics of "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road"!"

Yang Yunyi said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, that's probably what I meant! Anyway, Master, when you were in elementary school, your grades were very good."

Guo Degang chuckled twice: "Actually, it's just average!"

Yang Yunyi left and separated himself from Guo Degang, pointed at Guo Degang and said, "Humility! Excessive modesty is pride!"

Guo Degang said to the audience: "At that time we were different from now, reading was our only way out."

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, what my master said is right. At that time, reading was his only way out. As for why my master stopped studying and talked about cross talk, do you know?"

This was Yang Yunyi interacting with the audience, and the audience quickly responded that they didn't know.

Including the older generation of cross talk performing artists in Tianjin, they don't know why Guo Degang stopped studying and went to talk about cross talk.

Guo Degang snorted and said, "I've never mentioned this matter to anyone, you know?"

Yang Yunyi began to feel complacent again: "Of course, Master, the reason why you stopped studying back then was because you were always in the top three in the class, and the teacher would always ask you to call Dad to come to school."

After Guo Degang heard this, he looked puzzled.

"How fresh, are there still parents invited for the first three exams?"

Yang Yunyi started again, he said: "Of course, did your teacher say something to you at that time?"

Guo Degang asked strangely: "What are you talking about?"

Yang Yunyi moistened his throat, and then replied: "Your teacher said, Gangzi, don't always want to be the first in the exam. The exam industry is very deep, and the answers on the exam are fixed. Listen to the teacher's advice, you If you can't grasp it, the top three are almost the same."

As soon as these words came out, Guo Degang was stunned.

This is definitely Yang Yunyi's impromptu line, which has never been communicated before.

And the audience below also burst out laughing.

What kind of friendship is this teacher and Guo Degang?

After Guo De just came back to his senses, he asked strangely: "But what does this have to do with my father? The teacher invites my father, so it won't make my grades good!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "That's right, Master, you thought the same way at the time. Just tell the teacher, if something happens to me, don't scare my dad!"

Guo Degang burst out laughing suddenly. He usually doesn't laugh on stage unless he really can't help it. Why does this guy always spit out some nonsense and nonsense.

He didn't say that in the dialogue before!

Guo Degang saw that the audience was already shouting for joy, and he obviously liked Yang Yunyi's set, so he explained: "The main reason is that at that time, my father and I were like brothers, and I was more righteous!"

Yang Yunyi agreed: "Yes, Master is more righteous. But as soon as Master's father came, he quickly apologized to the teacher. Master's father said, I am sorry, Teacher, I am really sorry. If it wasn't for the policy of opening up the second child, I would have had a second child a long time ago." Tired."

Guo Degang was not happy, and pointed to the outside and said: "I said you are talking nonsense when you open your mouth. All the people here are my family members. My parents love me, and they all know it!"

Yang Yunyi didn't hesitate, and a word of ivory popped out of his mouth.

"This audience, it's all your babysitters! Who doesn't know that today you held a cross talk show and invited a lot of actors. By the way, you spent a lot of money, right? Is it your own money, or Did you take it from the teacher's wife?"

This sentence contains a lot of information.

Before many people had time to react, they only cared about the music, and Yang Yunyi spoke again.

"Brother, how much money did you take!"

The elder brother Yang Yunyi pointed to was also a fun guy, and he said, "It's only 50 yuan!"

Yang Yunyi looked at an old man again, and asked, "Master, you are so old, and you are here to earn such unconscionable money!"

This uncle was even better, and he replied directly: "Anyway, it's money with no conscience, and it's not worth it if you don't make it!"

Guo Degang got angry and called out Yang Yunyi's real name.

"Yang Yi!"

Yang Yi went on to say: "Yes, the word cloud that my master gave me is gone, it seems that my master is really angry."

The audience in the audience laughed so hard, this guy is really not afraid of death, he crazily teased his master on the stage!

Yang Yunyi returned to Guo Degang's side and said to Guo Degang: "Master, why are you so angry! You can also explain, and you can also refute me!"

Just as Guo Degang was about to speak, Yang Yunyi came up with a tactic to draw his salary from the bottom of the pot.

"Explanation is to cover!"

Guo Degang was about to speak for the second time, but Yang Yunyi made another move to return the carbine.

"The cover-up is the truth!"

Guo Degang was about to speak three times, and Yang Yunyi started the empty city plan.

"There is no need to argue with the facts!"

Guo Degang started coughing right away on stage, not because he had a cold, but because he choked on his saliva.

At this moment, the audience in the audience, the applause and shouts of cheers, this performance makes everyone laugh, it is a thousand times better than blind praise!

　It was originally on the fourth update, and some readers said that I looked down on him, and it cost [-] cents to put it on the shelf. This time, I will let you spend another [-] cents.

　　
　
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