I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 88 The Tianjin Special Concludes Successfully (Part [-])
Yang Yunyi said: "Everyone, although my master was young at that time, he was not lacking in understanding at that time!"

Guo Degang yelled and interrupted Yang Yunyi.

"How fresh, there is no shortage at all!"

Yang Yunyi continued to speak rebelliously: "At that time, my master was not tall, so he started shouting on tiptoe, Dad!"

A group of people in the audience suddenly agreed, but Yang Yunyi became angry.

Yang Yunyi had no choice but to repeat it again: "I'm talking about my master, I'm calling me dad!"

A group of people in the audience agreed again, and Guo Degang also let out a belated sound on purpose.

Yang Yunyi really wanted to be angry, so he finally licked his lips and said, "I don't want to make a deal with you! I continued to talk about my master. At that time, my master called my father on tiptoe, and then said to his father, father, we will not be wronged by this." , we stopped studying. So, my dear master could have been admitted to Tsinghua University, so he left the campus like this!"

The audience was stunned. Wasn't it still Imperial University just now?
Now how can you open your mouth and become Tsinghua University.

Guo Degang also asked: "Why did you become Tsinghua University all of a sudden, and didn't you just return to Imperial University?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "It doesn't matter, let me say it again, my dear master was originally able to take the entrance examination of God Capital University, so he left the campus to talk about cross talk."

This admission is not blunt at all.

If Yang Yunyi said that I was talking about Imperial Capital University just now, it would be a dead duck's mouth, and everyone would know that you were talking about Tsinghua University.

But now he admits it directly and generously, which will make the audience find it very funny.

Guo Degang said: "Yes, you continue to talk!"

Yang Yunyi said: "At that time, my master's father came here on a bicycle, that is, the [-] big bars. I believe that many people have such a car at home. My master's father rode a bicycle, with my master behind him. My master's Father held the handle with his left hand, and the girder with his right, and the brakes hit the ground, raining is a fart!"

Then make the action of riding a bicycle and rush forward!

Guo Degang hurriedly grabbed the crazy Yang Yunyi, and said, "Okay, goodbye, you are like a mad dog!"

The audience off the court was laughed at again, but let alone, Yang Yunyi's words were quite smooth.

If nothing else, it's a good job!
Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, my master was not too tall, but he was a little taller than now!"

Guo Degang once again grabbed Yang Yunyi, who was already insane, and said, "I've grown back!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi let out an ah, confirming the matter.

Yang Yunyi's look and expression once again amused the audience in the capital city so that they couldn't find the southeast and northwest.

This guy, why so much work!
Even his master Guo Degang couldn't restrain him on stage.

Guo Degang took a deep breath, and said to Yang Yunyi: "What do you think you are doing, arranging your master like this on stage, do you envy me for having a father's love, and are you dissatisfied with all the fathers in your audience?"

The audience echoed: "Yes!"

What the audience means is, are you dissatisfied with us?

Yang Yunyi didn't expect that if he arranged for his own master, he would just do it for himself, but Yang Yunyi was on stage, regardless of whether Guo Degang was his master or not.

But before Yang Yunyi had time to refute, Guo Degang spoke again.

Naturally, he couldn't say anything good. He said: "If you are not satisfied, we will choose one in the audience. If you are not satisfied, we will conduct a national audition, which is called "Super Dad Selection"!"

The audience burst out laughing, it turns out that Lao Guo also likes to watch it!
What are you looking at, "Supergirl"!

Isn't Super Dad an adaptation of Super Girl?

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience who were shaking their hands wildly, and quickly shouted: "Don't make a fuss!"

Guo Degang said: "What's the matter, don't you like to choose your father! If you continue to choose like this, you will have a different look every day, and you will never repeat the same look for a year!"

Yang Yunyi patted Guo Degang's chest lightly, and said, "Master, I'm not messing with you! I mean I envy you. When you were in school, there were parents who went to school, but I didn't. Afraid to be scared on the head, afraid to swallow with mouth in mouth!"

"Why, are you taking me for a meatball?"

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi with some unfriendly eyes, and his expression was naturally dissatisfied.

Yang Yunyi asked rhetorically, "Then how should I put it in cultural words!"

Guo Degang replied: "That's called holding it in your mouth and fearing it will melt!"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's right, I'm afraid, you're the apple of my eye! That's asking for the stars and not the moon, and not giving the moon to the sun!"

Guo De just replied: "You want to heat me to death, don't you!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Master, I mean that although I am much younger than you, my experience is much worse than yours. Like our children in the south, it is different."

"Why is it different?"

Yang Yunyi suddenly smiled, and put his hands on his chin.

"As different as flowers!"

The two bowed and began to thank the audience.

The audience applauded one after another, giving the two generous applause.

Backstage, Yu Qian said with a smile: "Yun Yi, I think you should stop teasing your master on stage. Your master is good at everything else except being stingy."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he also responded with a smile: "This can't be!"

Guo Degang said with a straight face: "I'm not stingy, it doesn't matter, you can tease me on stage, you can continue next time."

When Yang Yunyi was about to speak, Guo Degang added something.

"Dare to choreograph me on the stage next time, and see if I mess with you or you're done!"

Yang Yunyi could only laugh embarrassingly at this, and dared not say a word.

And for every cross talk that followed, the audience in Tianjin gave a very warm welcome and cheers, which also moved Guo Degang for a while.

When he went to the imperial capital, he swore to himself that he would come back as a human being. Now that he has done it, he has returned to his hometown as he wished, and opened his own cross talk show.

As for the end, it is natural that all the crosstalk actors from Deyunlou will be on stage, thanking the audience in Tianjin.

In addition, Guo Degang also has his own selfishness, which is to introduce his apprentice to the audience in Tianjin.

Of course, just a brief introduction on how to deepen the impression of the audience in their hometown. Naturally, they are required to show their own housekeeping skills, talk and learn to sing, and show the same.

Some performed Allegro, some performed Pingshu, some sang a paragraph of Taiping lyrics, and some came with a tongue twister.

As for Yang Yunyi, the audience asked him to sing "Wujiapo", but he did not satisfy the audience.

Now when the cross talk is over, he decided to satisfy the audience and sing "Wujiapo" again, even though he has sung it countless times.

But as long as the audience likes the song, he will keep singing it until no one likes it anymore, and he can't sing anymore, so he stops singing.

　Guaranteed four changes today, let you spend another [-] cents, plus yesterday's, you can buy spicy sticks.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)