I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 109 New School Year
"How do you know what dragon dung smells like?" Louis grabbed the blind spot.

"Oh, once I was shitting in Dragonblight and grabbed a rabbit to wipe, but that night I found out that one of the rabbits I ate was that one."

Shaman Christa said nonchalantly.

Louise & Catherine: ...

Zhang Qiu and Cedric obviously didn't understand, but they didn't get to the bottom of it either. After all, this matter was really disgusting.

It's hard to imagine a beautiful girl doing such a thing.

Wipe your ass with a rabbit, rabbit!

Louis was a little awed, he thought for a while, and said to Christaza: "If you are like this, come and learn from me, you say... hey, hey."

"Hey, hello." Christaza's imitation was obviously tasteless.

"You have to calm down your dantian, use your chest to speak, come, do it again." Louis taught very carefully.

"Hey, hello!" Christaza learned a lot this time.

Louis looked at this talented young girl, and she seemed to be a little bit amused.

Catherine pinched Louis lightly, this child is too good at spoiling others...

She didn't understand music boxes, but she could feel the bad water in Louis' belly.

At the beginning, Cedric and Zhang Qiu faced Catherine obviously a little cautious, but Catherine didn't say much, just looked down and read a book, and the two gradually let go.

"Have you heard that the best-selling author Gilderoy Lockhart is coming to our school as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts!" Zhang Qiu's face was full of excitement, but just after he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly told him Louis apologized: "Sorry, Louis, I actually enjoyed your class... it's just, well, Professor Lockhart is a best-selling author after all... oops..."

Zhang Qiu's words became darker and darker, and even Cedric couldn't stand it anymore.

Louis didn't care. He smiled gently and said calmly, "It's nothing. As you said, Professor Lockhart is also a best-selling author after all, and it's normal for him to be popular."

Cedric quickly smoothed things over: "Yes, Louis is right." After finishing speaking, he muttered, "I don't know if so many works are his own adventures..."

"After all, you're a writer, so it's normal to do some artistic processing on your works." Catherine suddenly interjected, and the pretty girl with a vicious tongue and a strange tongue came back again.

Zhang Qiu wanted to defend Lockhart, but he didn't dare to refute Catherine, so he couldn't hold back a single word for a long time.

The more Louis looks at Cedric, the more pleasing his eyes are. Men always have an aversion to a male star with embroidered pillows and straw bags. When you happen to meet another man who hates this star with you, there will inevitably be conflicts between the two The feeling of sympathy.

Louis thought of the particularly good brother he met when he played Dota with him back then, and it was the combination of the code and the thinking.

One side said it because of his feet, and the other side sang it directly. After singing for a while, he made an electric microphone and said, Su Yunjin, what do you owe me here? Louis replied skr with electronic sound in his voice.

Sometimes men's friendships are as simple as that.

However, Cedric, a warm man, obviously did not neglect Zhang Qiu, and brought Zhang Qiu into the chat topic after a few words.Louis even asked Siris what the magic world was like, and the result was completely different from the YY ones he saw on the Internet in his previous life. There was no such thing as a refining weapon or flying sword. .

That's right, after all, it's the world built by Aunt Rowling, if there are such things, it will be a misunderstanding.

According to Zhang Qiu, the wizards of Siris gradually evolved from the wizards of the Xia and Shang Dynasties generation by generation.

The three got together and chatted a lot. Although Cedric is a Hufflepuff, he is very keen on various sports. Louis can't tell that this guy actually likes to watch football. He is a big fan of Manchester United, especially like to join Manchester United recently. Teenager Ryan Giggs.

But it seems that Cedric is a real fan, and he didn't say the famous saying "Giggs and so-and-so fly on both wings" like a Barcelona (star) football expert.

"I like Arsenal." Zhang Qiu interrupted suddenly.

Tsk, are you looking for four?

However, gunmen in this era don't have the meme of 4, so even if Louis said it, no one would understand it.

The train ran all afternoon to arrive at Hogwarts. I have to say that the speed of this old-fashioned train is really not flattering.

The treatment of the second graders is obviously different from that of the first graders. Hagrid no longer needs to pick them up, but a special carriage will take them to Hogwarts Castle.

But in fact, these are also raised by Hagrid. After all, thestrals and everything are raised by him.

Before parting with the two, Louis said that if nothing happened, they could exchange experiences in learning spells together. Zhang Qiu smiled and waved goodbye to him, and replied "Medium".

After returning to the dormitory and putting down all the luggage, the senior students came to the auditorium.They sat for a long time before the first-year freshmen came to the auditorium under the guidance of Professor McGonagall.

Louis was surprised to find that two brothers, Harry and Ron, were also sitting in the Gryffindor table. Seeing Louis approaching, Ron waved to him with a big grin.

Could it be that Dobby didn't do anything?

But think about it, since Lucius didn't choose to give Ginny the diary, then Dobby has no reason not to let Harry stay in school.

"Why did you come here, Louis." Harry smiled and handed Louis a chocolate frog: "The two of us waited for you at the station for a long time, but Ron said that you should get on the train first, otherwise I don't know what to wait for time to go."

Louis is a little embarrassed, this thing is a little out of place.

The two brothers waited for him for so long, but he took Catherine away first.

"Oh, it's Catherine." Louis lied with a mixed face: "You know, she doesn't like waiting for others, so she keeps urging me to go first, and I can't help it."

As he said that, he saw Harry Ron's dull eyes, and he stretched out his hands in front of the two of them: "Hey, what's the matter with you two?"

A cold voice sounded from behind him.

"So, is that why your trousers are on fire, my dear fawn?"

It was Catherine, who had heard what Louis said, and had been standing behind him with a straight face, to see what nonsense he could say.

Louis found that a cluster of emerald green flames had ignited at the hem of his trousers, which was very mild and did not continue to burn, just sticking to his trousers.

"Liar Liar, Pants on fire!" Catherine whispered in Louis's ear, her fingers flicking to retract the flames.

This can be regarded as an English saying, which roughly means that the liar liar's pants are on fire.

"Hmph..." She rolled her eyes, gave Louis a light look, and turned to greet the two little guys.

"Hello, red-haired squirrel, four-eyed frog... Where's your Miss Beaver?"

"Here I am!" Hermione pulled her head out from under the table, where she'd been looking for Crookshanks' collar since just now.

"Ah, have you admitted that you are a beaver?" Catherine's eyes teased.

"You..." Hermione was choked up all of a sudden, she glanced at Catherine angrily, turned her head and stopped talking.

"What a cute little beaver." Catherine smiled lightly and sat down on the seat.

After a few more chats with the two little ones, Louis sat down in the Slytherin seat, with Christassa on the left and Catherine on the right, which aroused quite a bit of envy.

But soon Christasa was called away by Professor McGonagall, and was stuffed into the freshman pile to prepare for sorting.

It's also quite funny to look at. A group of 1.4-meter-five little peas mixed in with a 1.8-meter one, no matter how you look at it, it feels a bit out of place, and it's a little bit out of the crowd.

Professor McGonagall also felt that it was inappropriate, so he walked over and pulled her to sit aside, so as not to look too different.

Catherine also found a familiar figure among the freshmen. She tugged on Louis's sleeve and motioned him to look at Luna.

"Where do you think Luna will be assigned?" Catherine asked quietly.

"Hmm..." Louis pretended to ponder for a while, "Ravenclaw."

"I think it's going to be Hufflepuff."

"What's the bet?" Louis looked back at Catherine.

"Tell me." Catherine was still looking in the direction of the new students.

"One Galleon."

"make a deal."

The two were chatting about the bet here, while Dumbledore had already started preparing for his speech.Everything is the same, Dumbledore's speech is exactly the same as last year, there is nothing new.

After the long talk, Professor McGonagall came to the auditorium with the Sorting Hat in hand, walked to the guest seat and put it on the stool.

The mouth of the hat was open with a big slit, and it was singing nonsense songs, giving it the feeling of a glabellar head.

"Come and put me on! Don't be afraid!
Never panic!

In my hand (although I don't even have a hand)
you are absolutely safe

Because I am a thinking magic hat! "

At the end of the song, the freshmen were still murmuring, and many students breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that this hat presides over the sorting house, which is completely different from the frightening words the parents said about fighting the dragon.

Professor McGonagall still walked forward with a roll of parchment as in the previous year, announcing that the little wizard who had read his name stepped forward.

"Nivea Attlee!"

A little brown-haired girl came out of the crowd and sat beside Professor McGonagall.Professor McGonagall picked up the hat and put it on her head. The hat sank and covered the little girl's mouth.

Professor McGonagall had to lift his hat up again, so that the little girl could show her sea-blue eyes.

"Gryffindor!" the hat yelled.

The Gryffindors clapped their hands loudly, and it was the Gryffindors who got off to a good start for the first time.

"Colin Creevey!" Professor McGonagall called another name.

Louis watched the kid stumbling up, with a camera hanging on his chest, and his mouth was grinning like a lotus flower, as if he would never be able to close it.

The hat was placed on top of his curly hair, and a moment later he yelled, "Gryffindor!"

After a few more people, it was finally Luna's turn.

However, it was not her that Professor McGonagall called out first.

"Arko Lovegood!" (Character card from Lord's Edge)
Louis saw that a cute little girl stood up. Although both were surnamed Lovegood, Yake didn't look much like Luna.A head of brown back-length hair is draped softly behind her head, and her bright and energetic red pupils have a mischievousness that Luna doesn't have.

She bounced to Professor McGonagall, sat down on the stool, and stared at the hat in Professor McGonagall's hand carefully.

Before Professor McGonagall touched her hair with the hat, the hat shouted loudly: "Gryffindor!"

"Luna Lovegood!"

The two Lovegoods obviously stunned the students a little. After seeing the completely different looks of the two, the auditorium started whispering again.

Luna was sitting on the seat, also looking at Mr. Hat with great interest.

"Ravenclaw!" the hat shouted over Luna's head.

With a sullen face, Catherine handed Louis a Galleon.

Louis proudly held the Gold Galleon and blew it to his ear. Although he couldn't hear the sound like the current ocean, it was a sense of ritual, wasn't it?

The most important thing is that it can also anger Catherine.

"Kristasa Mountbatten!" Professor McGonagall clicked on Christasa's name, and made a special note: "Miss Mountbatten is a transfer student, so she will directly enter the fourth grade."

Kristaza walked up to the guest-of-honor table with two long legs, which aroused a burst of admiration from the male students.

The hat touched Christasza's head, and the machine went down for a long time, finally shouting reluctantly, "Slytherin!"

Now, the cheers of the Slytherin students shook the sky, no matter if they were sincere or not, they just knocked on the table and shouted.

Listen to this surname, this is a relative of that man in Slytherin!
The freshmen in Slytherin also didn't know what to do. The old students next to them couldn't help being anxious when they saw the indifferent freshmen, and quickly grabbed their arms and asked in a low voice: "You are dying! Applause!"

The freshmen had no choice but to follow the old students to slap the table vigorously, feeling baffled in their hearts.

The eldest sister just looks a little better. As for being so happy?

Christassa happily walked over to Catherine and sat down beside Catherine, continuing to watch the progress of the sorting.

"Vitale Hilliex!" Professor McGonagall remarked again: "Miss Hilliex is a fourth-grade transfer student from Beauxbatons."

Standing beside her was a slim girl who was indeed from a country rich in baguettes. She wore a small dark green beret on her short black hair, a pair of big dark blue hair, and a pair of bright eyes. Coquettishness and refusal to be thousands of miles away are contradictory combinations, but they don't seem to be against her.

Louis saw that it was a black rose with thorns.

She walked gracefully to Professor McGonagall, and before the hat touched her head, she called out to Slytherin.

Vitaly looked left and right, her plump lips evoked an elusive smile.She took a catwalk and walked slowly to Louis.

"Hello, is there anyone sitting here?"

(End of this chapter)