I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 110
"Sorry, I have someone here." Louis refused politely.

He greeted Christaza: "Chris, it's time for you to come back and serve the young master for dinner."

Kristaza stood up quickly, gave her an awkward but polite smile as she passed Vitaly, and sat down on Louis' left.

Vitaly wasn't annoyed either, she turned her head to look at Louis for a while, then walked slowly to Catherine and sat down.

At this moment, Headmaster Dumbledore began his speech again.

"What is more pleasing is that a new teacher has joined our team." Professor Dumbledore made a gesture of invitation to Lockhart beside him: "Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, best-selling author, The adventurer, and the Ravenclaw we once were, let us welcome him back to Hogwarts!"

As soon as the words fell, waves of intense applause and enthusiastic cheers erupted from the banquet of the four colleges.As a best-selling author, Gilderoy Lockhart actually has a lot of fans.

Coupled with his handsome appearance, he is very lethal to the little witches. No, the little beavers in the Gryffindor table are all shining with pink stars in their eyes.

Lockhart was also very happy, vain he liked this scene very much.He stood up and bulged with his classmates, and after a while he pressed his hands twice to signal everyone to be quiet.

"All that glitters is not gold." Looking at Lockhart's handsome and greasy smile, Vitaly whispered with a little disdain.

She was speaking of Shakespeare's famous quote, which means "what glitters is not necessarily gold".

As the saying goes, not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some are fucking maggots.Obviously, Lockhart is not a pupa, but a maggot.

On the rostrum, Dumbledore saw Lockhart sit down and began his speech as the headmaster—but only said one sentence, that is, the banquet began.

As his voice announced the start of the banquet, a dazzling array of food was placed in front of everyone almost instantly.

Vitaly looked at the food in front of her, picked up the knife, and seemed to say to Catherine, as if talking to herself: "I actually like British food, for example, uh... um..."

She did it on purpose, and put her index finger on her plump lips, pretending to be thinking carefully, mocking Laman.

Catherine put away the book on the table and handed it to Christaza, instead of looking at Vitaly, she looked at the food in front of her and said with a smile: "I have to say, I also like wearing it all day long. Berets."

Vitaly took a breath, and narrowed her eyes slightly: "However, I am relieved that the Hogwarts dinner party did not look up to the stars."

"Even if there is, it's better than aspic, isn't it?" Catherine smiled slightly to resist Vitaly's verbal offensive.

Vitali spread out her napkin and continued her provocation: "So are we going to start drinking tea? I hear you Brits can't get enough of it all day long."

"But you can't drink tea with snails and foie gras, Mr. Hilliecks, I know it's hard for you to leave these two things." Catherine's words were as sharp as ever.

"I'd rather watch some plays while drinking tea. Are there any well-known playwrights in the UK? Shakespeare, um...uh..." Vitaly began to think again.

"I hope you can eat some garlic to freshen your breath before watching the drama. I heard that the French garlic pudding is very good. I hope you will not disturb the people around you when you laugh 'aaaaaaaaa'." Catherine Fork Pick up a piece of Yorkshire beef pudding and put it on a plate.

Yorkshire pudding is not a pudding, it's just a name, it's actually meatballs stuffed in hollow bread and baked in the oven... probably that's it.

It's actually quite tasty, to be honest.

"Ah ah ah ah" is actually a meme, because the H in French is mostly silent, so the British always use this to tease them.

But in fact, the French are also hahaha when they laugh, but... well, everyone understands that Britain and France love and kill each other.

Vitaly secretly held the fork in her hand, and continued to fire calmly: "Actually, the little brother next to you is quite handsome, but I don't know if he will be bald when he grows up. After all, most British men... ...Well, but the bald man is also very handsome, I like it very much."

"But at least my little deer is a masculine man. After all, your efforts to protect the dignity of the country have surpassed 90.00% of French men. Student Hillieux, you should be proud." Catherine said Holding the goblet, he saluted Ciriex gracefully, and continued to poke Vitaly's lung tube.

Vitali snorted, and began to magnify her moves: "Hmph, at least France won't be dominated by former colonies..."

"Okay, okay, you win." Catherine picked up the wand, dipped the tip in some water, stuck a piece of white toilet paper on it, waved it like a small flag in her hand, and said slowly, "I~ Surrender~ Surrender~!"

This action may be nothing to people from other countries, but to the French, it is definitely a great irony.

They didn't last as long as the Pavlov Building in World War II. Not only were they programmed in the Muggle world, but they couldn't hold their heads even in the wizarding world.

The fork in Vitaly's hand was snapped instantly, and she looked at the blond girl next to her for the first time, with fierce fighting intent in her eyes.

I just thought it was funny, but now it's a personal grudge!

Vitaly's heart was filled with the helpless wailing of her kneeling on the ground when Catherine's boyfriend was snatched away.

Just as she was thinking about it, the conversation between the young couple gave her a critical blow.

"Kathy?"

"What's the matter, deer?"

"ask you a question."

"You said."

"What should you call a Frenchman with an IQ of [-]?"

Catherine was stopped by the question, but she also understood what Louis meant, so she smiled softly and asked softly:

"Uh... what should I call it?"

"French village." After Louis finished speaking, he took a bite of the chicken leg viciously.

Xiao Mian, dare to bully my little moon?
When Catherine heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled lightly, her eyes curved like a crescent moon hospital.

But Louis didn't realize at all that although Vitaly caused the confrontation, not only was Catherine the winner, but Catherine had always had the upper hand in the confrontation.

But now Vitaly is not angry anymore, looking at the passionate couple in front of her, she even appreciates it a little.

No matter how much she spit on British food, she still needs to fill her stomach. She picked up the knife and fork and began to choose what to eat.

In fact, the dishes at the Hogwarts banquet were still very rich, and it was not as bad as she imagined before coming to school.

Of course, she can't be blamed, after all, the stereotype between Britain and France is indeed like this.

"But you still chose to become the person you hate the most, didn't you?" Catherine paused and continued, "Of course, I didn't mean to laugh at you. Please forgive my French rudeness."

"How could it be? After all, I'm not a savage on the island, and I still know to do as the Romans do." Vitale said as she forked a few pieces of sweet corn for herself.

"The moonlight is good tonight. I think Miss Worley would not refuse an invitation from a lady to learn magic."

"You mean, wizard duel?" Catherine finally looked at Vitaly.

"No, oh no, how could you be so rude? It's just a little bit of careful communication between classmates about magic." Vitaly took a big sip of pumpkin juice, but the sweet and greasy taste made her nausea again and again Fortunately, good upbringing made her stop the desire to vomit.

Her face turned blue and white, and it took a long time for her to calm down.

She saw Catherine's hand stretched out, and looked down, it turned out that Catherine handed her a glass of water.

"Drink it, and you will feel much better." Catherine said flatly.

Vitaly took the water glass in a daze, closed her eyes and took several sips.

The nauseating desire and sweet feeling were washed away by this glass of light lemonade.

"You're not afraid of me adding ingredients to the water." Catherine said suddenly after she drank the whole glass of water.

"You won't." Vitaly was not deceived.

"It's Veritaserum, I added Veritaserum." Catherine said with certainty.

Vitaly showed a relieved expression: "That's not bad, if you can take off the mask, even if it's only for a while."

"You're brave...I promise you, remember to come with me tonight." Catherine extended an invitation to Vitaly, looking at her with a little more appreciation.

"Does the deer beside you want to come too?" Vitaly asked.

"Why, do you want him to see the pitiful appearance of you begging for mercy?" Catherine turned her head to look at Vitaly: "I need to remind you that the name deer is not something you can call."

"Okay, I'm different from you, I'm not interested in little boys." Vitaly said, but she couldn't stop looking at Louis.

In fact, this is one of the reasons for her transfer.

Soon, the banquet came to an end.Professor Dumbledore reminded the students not to go to the Forbidden Forest as usual, and emphasized the names of the Weasley twins.

Looking at the expressions of the Weasley twins, it was obvious that they didn't take this matter seriously.

These two guys have never paid attention to the school rules and regulations and Professor Dumbledore's warning. After all, they are two little guys who can't be controlled by such a strict dean as Professor McGonagall.

"Let's sing the school song together." Headmaster Dumbledore took out his wand and prepared to direct.

Louis quickly released Tom and Jerry, and Christaza took out a suona from her bag and handed it to Jerry, and gave Tom a big drum and a copper cymbal.

The Slytherins cleared their throats too, ready to get to work.

During the vacation, Louis asked Draco to write to tell the Slytherin students what this year's school song score is, so that everyone can study the new tune seriously, and must perform a good chorus during the school celebration, and give the teachers and students of the school Keep your eyes open.

And Draco mentioned in the letter that this was what Louis meant.Therefore, none of the students who received the letter dared to be negligent. Everyone practiced seriously at home, so as not to annoy Louis if they were randomly checked.

The two live treasures stood on the table, and at the moment before Dumbledore waved his wand and all the teachers and students in the school opened their mouths, the sound of the hooligan suona of the musical instrument was instantly remembered, and everyone was taken aback.

Immediately, Tom didn't know how to drive the copper cymbals and drums together, and began to beat rhythmically.

It is the gala music of Jingluo's wrath, Ceddin Deden.

"Ancestors, Grandfathers".

Luluo is also Luo, Slytherin's natal color is green, and Luluo's natal color is also green, so... is it possible that Luluo is orthodox in Slytherin?

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge,
Whether we are bald old people
Or a child with a broken knee,
Our minds can accept

Some interesting things..."

Vitaly, who was transferred from Beauxbatons, had never seen such a battle before. She stared wide-eyed at the Slytherin students who were singing the school song that smelled like kebabs. This was something she had never experienced before. experience.

The students from the other three colleges were also abducted, especially the Weasley twins. The two of them even ran to the Slytherin side. , Grandfather" singing the Hogwarts school song.

Dumbledore was also completely taken astray, but as an artistic bacteria... the headmaster with thick cells, he still understood what the song was, so he beat the time for the students with his wand, obviously in high spirits .

After the school song was over, Dumbledore wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a smile: "Music, the chorus is more attractive... Well, the opening banquet is over, students, please go back with your prefects." .”

Louis, who returned to the dormitory, was really not used to it. After all, he stayed at home for nearly two months, so he couldn't change it all at once.

Fortunately, the house elves are very careful about cleaning the dormitory when the students are not in the dormitory, at least there is no musty smell when the door is opened.

And different from other dormitories, Louis' dormitory was specially sprayed with some air freshener, no need to ask, it must be due to the preference of the house elves.

After all, these are the favors his mother saved for him during her lifetime.

Like last year, the house-elves packed their bags and made their bedding well before the students returned to their dormitories.

Draco moved out of the dormitory this school year, he requested it on his own initiative, he didn't want to be the light bulb for the young couple.

Under the operation of his school manager father, Draco was also allocated a single room.

The main thing is that the lounge in Slytherin House is also big enough. If possible, even if many people are allocated a room for two or three, there will be room left.

This has to say Slytherin's eccentric eyes.

Louis let Tom and Jerry stay in the dormitory to watch the house, while he packed lightly and prepared to go out to watch Catherine and Vitaly duel.

The best thing to watch is when women fight.

　tears came out
　　jiayou a chunyu
　　Youth will eventually end, pay tribute to the Holy May Emperor

　　Somnus Out
　　
　
(End of this chapter)