I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 233 Daxi King Harry

The influence of the Dark Mark is not small, but the mark hangs so conspicuously in the sky that even the Ministry of Magic can't press it.

He can only control the British media, but not other countries, especially France.

Don't think that only the Muggle world, Britain and France can't deal with it. In fact, the wizarding world is the same.

For their neighbors across the sea, the French are always not afraid to look at them with the greatest gloating.

The Weasley twins walked into the room with a newspaper, and it seemed that the newspapers of the two of them were reversed. The newspaper in George's hand was in German, while the newspaper in Fred's hand was in French.

"What are you looking at?" Ron asked curiously.

"Newspaper." Fred waved the newspaper in his hand, "You don't know, when we left just now, Fudge was furious with Dad and the others, scolding foreign reporters for not talking about martial arts, and came to trick him and attack him."

"The problem is that this matter can't be suppressed." Hermione frowned and said, "Isn't the top priority now to suppress this matter? Why is his first reaction to complain?"

When Louis heard this, he suddenly remembered that Hermione seemed to be the Minister of Magic 30 years later.

Involuntarily, he wanted to test the future Minister of Magic in his mind.

"Then, Hermione, if you were the Minister of Magic," Louis asked Hermione, raising his legs, "how would you solve this matter?"

Hermione heard Louis's words, lowered her head and thought for a moment, then raised her head and replied seriously: "I will admit my mistake, apologize to the wizards in the wizarding world for this mistake, and arrange for people to catch Death Eaters."

Louis snorted and laughed.

"What are you laughing at? Am I wrong?" Hermione asked angrily.

"Oh, no, dear Hermione, of course what you said is right." Louis couldn't hold back his joy when he said this, "However, your option can only be said to be the worst option."

"Why? Is it the wisest choice to throw the blame out!" Hermione loudly refuted Louis' point of view unconvinced.

Louis changed to a more comfortable position, leaned on the sofa, and said leisurely: "Throwing the pot out... It's a good way, but it's only a little better than the way you just did, but not much better..."

Hermione was stunned for a moment, lowered her head and thought carefully for a long time, and asked in disbelief, "Then what do you think should be done?"

"What should I do? You are the know-it-all lady appointed by Professor Snape and the Minister of Magic. Do you want to ask me what to do about every little thing?" Louis asked back.

"Who am I..." Hermione retorted subconsciously, but remembered the previously assumed context.Then she looked back at Ron, then at Harry, then turned to Louis and asked, "Can I ask for off-field support?"

Louis made a "please" gesture.

Hermione looked to Ron for help, then to Harry.

Ron coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said hesitantly: "How about... we can buy those newspapers, for example, give some gold Galleons, or give them something they need?"

"Let me interrupt, Ron, they are not very friendly now." Louis said with a smile: "Newspapers, especially those in this kind of news industry, look forward to a big news every day, so that they can Greatly increase the sales volume of newspapers—sometimes they even intentionally deviate from the reports to make big news for the sake of sales.”

"In this case, they can be regarded as gaining both fame and fortune. They not only made money, but also gained a reputation of not being afraid of power. Do you think they will let go of this opportunity to gain reputation and make money?"

Ron said disapprovingly: "Then give them a benefit greater than fame and fortune, wouldn't it be enough?"

"Giving benefits is a double-edged sword, Ron." Louis crossed his hands on his lap: "The problem is, after giving the benefits, how do you ensure that he can be under your control, or that if he If you bring this matter up again, how will you end it?"

Ron was immediately stopped by the question, and sat there dumbfounded, unable to speak.

Hermione felt a little distressed, and reached out to stroke Ron's red hair, receiving a humming sound of satisfaction.

"In my opinion, it's better to have pictures of them than to please those newspapers!" Harry said viciously.

As soon as this sentence came out, the room fell into silence for an instant, and even Snape looked at him in astonishment.Cedric looked at Harry like Superman, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that this Gryffindor was a bit Slytherin.

Good guy, he really deserves to be a ruthless person who could kill Voldemort when he was a baby, and now he is merciless in killing people.

Are you the reincarnation of King Daxi?His surname was Zhang in his previous life, right?

Sensing that everyone's eyes were wrong, Harry quickly explained with a dry smile: "I was just joking, how could I think so..."

"You'd better not think so," Hermione warned Harry like a curly lion, "or the minister will have to send you to Azkaban..."

Hey guys, cosplay is coming into play, isn't it?
"Ahem, I mean, instead of pleasing them, it's better to divert their attention, isn't it?" Harry said cheerfully, "We might as well release a bigger news that is harmless to Hermione to cover up Let's take a look at this question..."

"Oh?" Louis became interested: "This idea is very good, for example?"

"For example...uh, announce to the wizarding world the promulgation of Hermione's House-Elf Protection Act?" Harry scratched his head and said, "I think it might be okay, after all, elves... well, they can be regarded as being with wizards." Relevant big news."

"It's a good idea, and it can indeed cover up the news of the return of the Death Eaters, but the news is a bit too big." Louis spread his hands, "And you have to consider how many people's interests have been violated by this matter, you are really not afraid Did Hermione ride in a roadster someday?"

"Huh?" Harry obviously didn't catch the stalk.

"It's the JFK of Eagle Sauce..." Hermione obviously studied history, she said helplessly, "What Louis means is that I might be assassinated because I offended some people's interests."

"Yes, shot eight times in the back and committed suicide." Louis shrugged.

"Then there is no other good solution?" Harry asked a little frustrated, his head drooping, like a frost-beaten eggplant.

"Who said that?" Louis raised his eyebrows, "Why don't we expel all eagle sauce wizards in England?"

Harry opened his mouth wide. This was a path he had never imagined. He didn't know what to say. Hermione also looked at Louis in surprise, not knowing which song he was singing.

"There is evidence that the wizards of the Eagle Sauce Country are involved in the illegal poaching of magical animals in the British magical world, and a lady who did not want to be named once witnessed several wizards wearing the wizard robes of the Eagle Sauce Country once in that area. Activities in the forest where the Dark Mark appears..."

Louis picked up the coffee on the coffee table and took a sip.

"Is this true?" Hermione asked subconsciously, her voice changing.

"Look, even a clever little girl like you will subconsciously believe that the people of the Eagle Sauce Country will do such a thing, let alone other people?" Louis shrugged, "I made this up, but it's really good Use—you will get headlines, the Ministry of Magic, under the wise leadership of Minister Hermione, uncovered the conspiracy of the wizard of the eagle sauce in the British wizarding world, how patriotic."

As he spoke, Louis gave a thumbs up.

Hermione couldn't help being awed, look, Jiang is still old and hot...

Louis added: "It must be news that no one can deny, and even if it is denied, people will subconsciously believe that, for example, the leading wizard is an official from the Magic Congress of the Eagle Sauce Country..."

"You're so bad, Louis." Hermione shook her head and sighed, "Promise me that you will never go into politics in the future, oh my god, you will go to hell..."

"You actually have theological tendencies like Catherine... Well, let's talk about the next more important topic." Louis shrugged, and took out a small Walkman from his pocket. He had died... No, it was a heinous crime... …No, it was a Sony Walkman, which Diana asked Emeris to give him last Christmas.

Hogwarts' electromagnetic field will of course interfere with electronic equipment—but it won't interfere with Louis' electronic equipment. Why, I, Fenglingyue Film and Television Academy, are you not convinced?

Speaking of Fenglingyueying, I have to talk about the legacy of Hogwarts. I heard from Chromie that it was very interesting. She experienced it for a while 30 years after she went there. It is said that it was the time when Phineas Black was the headmaster. Chromie said she killed six people on the way to Potions class.

As soon as Chromie finished speaking, the system loaded him with a module of Hogwarts Legacy.

Good guy, Louis called the good guy.

The last time I heard a similar sentence pattern was when I went out to buy a pack of cigarettes and encountered eight...

Cough, far away.

According to the routine of the game, that is really the first generation of Mysterious Man. Yes, even Voldemort dare not call the protagonist by his name directly.

Voldemort: (nodding and bowing) Just call me Tommy...

Louis dialed the tape on the Walkman he took out, took out the earphones and handed them to Gemini.

"What's this?" Gemini asked with great interest. These days, the Walkmans all play tapes. They're almost half the size of an IPAD, and they're also very thick. They look quite punk.

People like Gemini who like new gadgets can't refuse Walkmans at all.

"The Walkman is related to my next great plan." Louis introduced with a smile, "As the name suggests, it means that you can listen to music anytime, anywhere."

Hearing Louis's introduction, Hermione also forgot the episode just now, she also leaned over curiously, looked at this big thing with a sense of freshness, and smacked her lips loudly: "This thing is not cheap, I saw it last time When it got to it, it had a price tag on the counter that I wanted to refuse."

"How much?" Louis asked with interest.

Hermione rolled her eyes and said sourly, "You are such a young master, Louis, you don't even know how much you paid for it... This little thing costs 199 pounds, tsk tsk..."

"Oh, it's only 199." Louis suddenly said, after picking up the two earphones and handing them to Gemini, he reached out and gestured next to his ear: "Well, put this thing on your ear, and then press the play button on it .”

After the twins put on the headphones as promised, Louis activated the play button.

The twins listened to the music, sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling. After a while, the two took off their earphones and asked curiously: "Why are you listening to me this weird song? My God, it's just the sound of various musical instruments." , unfortunately, I thought it was Ge'er."

"This is the school song for the new school year." Louis whispered mysteriously: "There are new guests in the new school year, do you want to show your voice in front of the guests?"

"Huh? What new guest?" Gemini became interested, and having a new guest means having a new prank target.

"It's girls, a group of extremely beautiful girls." Louis replied in a low voice.

The twins looked at each other and asked seriously, "Is the source of the news reliable?"

"When have I ever lied about this?" Louis asked seriously.

The twins nodded when they heard the words, agreed with what Louis said, and asked hesitantly: "But, this song...will they like it?"

"Of course I will! I will!" Luis patted his chest and promised: "I will definitely like it. This is a song engraved in their DNA!"

"Really?" The twins were ecstatic, looked at each other and said, "Gryffindor is handed over to us, don't worry, Louis."

Louis made an OK gesture to them, then turned to Harry and said, "Harry, lend me your Hedwig."

"No problem." Harry naturally agreed to all of Louis' requests.

After getting Harry's permission, Louis wrote two invitation letters. The first letter invited Cedric to visit Walley's house, and attached the Floo network coordinates of Walley's house; The letter was handed to Justin Finch, the Ravenclaw monitor he had appointed.

Hedwig waited until Louis tied up the letter, then flapped her wings and flew away.

After a while, the green flame in the fireplace flickered, and Cedric, the sunny boy, came out of it.

Look at this adjective, I don't know what kind of sewage I thought the handsome senior was...

"Hi Louis." Cedric smiled brightly, and greeted the group of people in the room eagerly. When he came to Snape, he hesitated for a moment, probably wondering why Snape The professor will appear here...

It was a bit of a surprise.

Louis said nothing, asked the twins to put the earphones in Cedric's ears, and played him the tune.

"This song..." Cedric frowned, not knowing how to describe it, and said after a while: "Well, I don't understand what you are doing for me to listen to this song."

"Hey, don't you understand?" George immediately stretched out his right arm and put his arms around Cedric, while Fred on the other side also hugged him. For a while, Cedric was somewhat male.

(End of this chapter)