I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 234 You should run for council, Hermione
"According to reliable sources, there will be a group of new girls visiting Hogwarts in the new semester." "Yes, very beautiful new girls, you know?" "Yes, the very beautiful ones, I think You shouldn't be able to imagine..." The two of them said from left to right beside Cedric.

"I'm confusing you guys, what new girl?" Cedric was a little confused.

The two twins looked at each other: "That's...a very beautiful girl, so don't ask so many questions, here, I'll give you this walkman first, remember to go back and contact your Hufflepuff classmates to practice, this year's school song This is the song for the chorus."

"I confuse you." Cedric asked in a daze, "Why do you use this song? I don't think it's suitable for women..."

"Louis said that this is a song engraved in their DNA... As for what DNA is, I don't understand." Fred spread his hands and said.

Hermione immediately acted as a backgammon reading machine on the side: "DNA is...you can understand it as engraved in your soul."

As he spoke, he turned his head and mouthed silently at Louis: Next time, speak something that others can understand!
"Okay." Cedric was convinced by this reason, and the twins couldn't lie to him. After all, Louis is here, and it's a bit difficult to lie in front of the person involved. "This matter is on me. It's..."

"OK, the Hufflepuff notification has arrived, the next one is Ravenclaw." Louis clapped his hands: "Wait a minute, Justin is from a Muggle family, so it's a little slow to come here--be considerate that there is no flying at home. People from the road network, he has to go to the Leaky Cauldron in Diagon Alley first, and then connect here through the Floo network in the Leaky Cauldron."

"Pity people who don't have a Floo at home," said Ron gloatingly, "God, I can't imagine what it's like to not have a Floo at home, I mean - if you want to start What should we do if London goes to Glasgow?"

"You seem to be that big fool." Hermione complained mercilessly: "Do you think about how you go to Hogwarts when school starts every year?"

"Train?" Ron remembered after Hermione mentioned it, "Ah, yes, I forgot that Muggles also have trains, haha..."

"There are not only trains, but also planes, my dear Ron." Harry reminded with a smile: "The speed of planes is several times that of trains. Can fly from London to Hogwarts."

"Wow..." Ron was really surprised this time, he asked curiously: "Really? I mean - can Muggles be so powerful?"

"I think you're a toad in the well. I don't know how big the sky is." Catherine's poisonous tongue fell ill again. She snorted and put a plate of honeydew melons in front of everyone: "Last year, Louis and I flew by plane. It's a feeling... well, it's not a high-level description, but I flew from London to Reykjavik very quickly."

"Reykjavik?" Hermione frowned, chewed carefully, and asked curiously: "Why do I feel like I've heard this name somewhere? No, I'm serious, I seem to have heard it through this place."

"It's the capital of Iceland, Hermione." Catherine looked at Hermione with pity. "It seems that Miss Know-it-All doesn't understand something."

The topic is off from here, or it may be that Hermione deliberately jumped out to attract fire for Ron.

After all, it was a girlfriend, and Louis was still willing to believe that Hermione was dedicated.

"I don't believe it! How could you be more Muggle than me!" Hermione quit and questioned loudly.

"Okay, then I'll ask you some simple common sense in the Muggle world. If you can answer well, I will admit that you are Miss Know-It-All." Catherine sat next to Louis, and stretched out her arms to wrap around Louis's. .

Louis just wanted to say foul, this sister hit someone with the ball!

Of course Hermione would not allow Catherine to challenge her know-it-all authority, she is now fighting to defend her know-it-all title and honor!

"You come up with a question! I don't believe you can stump me!" Hermione sneered angrily with her short neck.

It probably means Catherine, let me come here, I'm afraid you don't know everything!
"The first question." Catherine squeezed against Louis and sighed contentedly: "What is Upper Walter's official name now?"

Hermione didn't seem to expect that Catherine would ask such a tricky question, and was stumped for a while.

She thought that Catherine, as a pure-blood wizard in the magic world, would not care about the affairs of the Muggle world, but she never expected that she would use four twos to bring out the two kings.

She was caught off guard, her eyes were wide open, and she didn't know how to answer Catherine's question.

"Uh..." Hermione just dragged out her voice in embarrassment.

"Well, it seems that you don't know." Catherine did not mock Hermione, but continued to ask the next question: "What is the equation for the conservation of mass and energy?"

Hermione looked embarrassed: "Uh..."

Catherine's delicate face rubbed against Louis's, and she leaned on his shoulder: "Where is the capital of Nauru, which direction is this country in Australia?"

Hermione: "...uh..."

"Where is the capital of Brazil?" Catherine asked a confusing question.

"I know that!" Hermione said loudly, "Rio de Janeiro! I know it! Rio de Janeiro!"

"I'm sorry, Hermione." Catherine corrected her with a smile: "Brazil moved its capital from Rio de Janeiro to Brasilia in 1960..."

Hermione opened her mouth, but no words came out.

"What is the state religion in Cameroon?" Catherine asked again.

Hermione's self-confidence has been completely blown away, she can only open her mouth mechanically: "Uh...uh..."

"In what year did the East and West churches split, what were the names of their religious leaders, and which cities were they in at that time?"

Hermione: "Uh..."

He hesitated for a long time but couldn't give a correct answer.

"Hermione?" Louis called.

Hermione raised her head in confusion, "Huh?"

"You should run for councilor." Louis raised his teacup and made a toast to Hermione, suggesting with a half-hearted smile.

Hermione froze for a moment, then asked vigilantly, "Are you trying to blame me?"

"How could it be?" Louis spread his hands.

"Yeah, how could it be?" Catherine didn't look at Hermione, but looked at Louis affectionately, and reached out to kiss his cheek.

"You...you two are so bad!" Hermione frowned again: "You two teamed up to bully me! It's too bad for you two."

"It's too bad, I'm going to hit it with my fist." Louis curled his fist, turned to look at Catherine, and meowed.

"Wow, it's so cute!" Catherine's eyes sparkled with pink stars, and she buried Louis' head in her arms, wishing she could smash him into pieces and become one with herself.

"Help, help!" Louis struggled feebly. Why is Catherine's size now about the same as Solanlian's? It's suffocating!
He really didn't want to be smothered to death like this, otherwise he would become the first wizard in history to be so smothered to death.

"Okay, it's almost enough, you're almost suffocating your fawn, baby." Solanian's voice sounded at the right time, saving Louis from the fire and water.

But she forgot how bored Louis was.

Only then did Catherine reluctantly let go of Louis, and seeing him gulping for fresh air, she couldn't help whispering in his ear: "Wear cat ears at night, little deer..."

"Call Dad." Louis said with a smile in her ear.

The result was a painful pinch.

"I don't want it in front of so many people!" Catherine said bitterly in his ear.

"That is to say, it can be done when there is no one around?" Louis asked in surprise. The dream he had been thinking about for four years is about to come true?

Catherine didn't answer, she turned her head and looked to the side, her face was flushed, as if she had been tinged with red.

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Justin was slow enough that he didn't get to the Worley's house by Floo until tea time.

"Oh, you're here, Justin." Ron rolled his eyes: "We're all ready to start school."

"I'm sorry, everyone." Justin laughed along, "Isn't it because there is no Floo network at home... I still took a taxi to the Leaky Cauldron. My God, everyone should know about the traffic jam in London."

"Only Louis and Hermione know, and Harry." George said with a grin, handing the Walkman to Justin.

"Cool, the latest version of the Walkman? I've wanted one for a long time, but Hogwarts doesn't allow this." Justin knew the goods, and immediately recognized the brand of the Walkman.

"Put on the headphones first and listen to this piece of music." Louis suggested with a smile.

Justin nodded, picked up the earphones, stuffed them into his ears, scratched his ears and listened for a long time, then raised his head in confusion and asked, "What song is this? It sounds... so weird."

"This is the melody of the school song for the new school year. After you go back, tell the Ravenclaw students that this year's school song will use this melody." Cedric patted him on the shoulder.

"Huh?" Justin obviously didn't understand: "Why?"

"There are girls." George said succinctly: "Foreign girls, they like this song the most, very beautiful foreign girls, just say whether you can sing or not."

"What foreign girl?" Justin obviously didn't understand what was going on, he asked with a confused face: "I don't understand what you are talking about..."

"In the new semester, there will be many beautiful foreign girls coming to Hogwarts." Fred patiently explained to Justin: "The source of the news is very reliable. Louis got the news from Headmaster Dumbledore. Do you think , Will Principal Dumbledore lie to Louis? Obviously not...Will Louis lie to us? That's even more impossible!"

Justin's expression changed all of a sudden, and he smirked like Tom who touched Jerry.

"It must be taken!" He clenched his fists to cheer himself up.

"It must be taken!" The twins, who are also single, cheered Justin together.

Louis looked at Harry and Ron, clenched their fists together and said, "It must be taken!"

As a result, Ron was grabbed by Hermione's ear.

"What are you going to take?" Hermione narrowed her eyes and asked with a bad look.

"Harry's girlfriend isn't here, Catherine doesn't care about me, what do you want to take?" Louis asked with a frantic smile, beating his thigh.

Ron put on a cat face, looking angrily at Harry and at Louis, feeling sorry for having two bad friends.

"You two are so bad! Louis! Harry! Oh, Hermione, take it easy..." Ron started begging for mercy in the middle of complaining. .

"Does it hurt? It's right if it hurts." Louis gloated, "This is the price of your disloyalty to Hermione..."

"What disloyalty! How could I be disloyal to Hermione!" Ron retorted dissatisfied.

"Loyalty is not absolute, but it is absolutely disloyal." Louis said a famous saying of Emperor Xunzong.

Well, Ron wanted to refute, but he had nowhere to speak like a cow gnawed on a pumpkin. He hesitated for a long time like Hermione just now, and was extremely embarrassed.

Not to mention, it really made him think of a rebuttal after holding it in for a long time: "What about you, Louis, are you loyal to Catherine?"

He tried to make a one-for-one with Louis.

"Oh, then you're thinking too much, Ron." Louis spread his hands: "Catherine is different from Hermione, she is very tolerant of me."

As he spoke, he picked Catherine's chin with his fingers, and got a white eye fruit from Catherine.

Ron glanced resentfully at Louis and Catherine, then at Hermione, obviously daring to speak out.

"Am I treating you well?" Hermione was in a hurry, unconsciously adding a little strength to her hand.

"Okay, of course, Hermione is the best, let me go." Ron's tone was begging for mercy.

"You've been domesticated, Ron." Louis said pitifully, "Remember what I told you, you've been taken over by Hermione and castrated, and now you've been completely tamed She got it under control..."

"No way!" Hermione retorted.

"Look, she didn't realize that this kind of subtle tameness is actually more terrifying." Louis spread his hands: "Even if you look at her now, she is not willing to let go of Ron's ears... Tsk tsk, if I want to live like this, I would rather Being single all your life, oh my god, it's horrible."

Hermione let go of Ron's ears like an electric shock. She didn't feel sorry for Ron, but she was really afraid of Louis' verbal offensive.

"Don't be afraid, Ron, don't worry, we will always be your strongest backing!" Louis showed a compassionate look: "If it really doesn't work, I can find a new girlfriend for you, and I promise to be obedient and cute...just Beautiful, obedient and sensible like Christaza."

As he said that, Louis pointed to Christaza, and Christaza raised her head in confusion when she heard Louis calling her, with a circle of coffee foam still on her mouth.

(End of this chapter)