Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

After staring at Song Wenbin for a while, Nita really didn't find anything wrong with him, so she could only say, "I don't want to watch your live broadcast right now, can you turn off the live broadcast?"

Song Wenbin saw that Nita's expression was very tough, and there was no room for change, so he said sullenly, "Okay, this is your territory, you have the final say."

After all, he said to the water friend: "Brothers are very sorry, the Brahmins here don't want me to start the broadcast, I have no choice, but I will explain the specific situation to you later, and please pay attention to the second part of the extraordinary journey The airing of the season~"

Seeing that Song Wenbin was about to go down the air shortly after it came up, the water friends were very annoyed.

They swiped one after another: "I hate you, you do this every time"

"I just watched it a little interesting and downloaded it again"

"I can't wait to be like this"

"Play longer"

"Give her face?"

"Damn Brahmins are amazing"

"If you can manage Indians, can you still hate teachers?"

"Aren't you afraid of living Buddhism?"

"What if you don't download the broadcast?"

Seeing the complaints from the water friends, Song Wenbin had no choice but to wink at them apologetically and exit the live broadcast room.

Seeing that Song Wenbin had fulfilled her wish, Nita immediately showed a satisfied smile.

She began to introduce this place to Song Wenbin.

"This is Kulapapara, a big town in Odisha, and it's time to celebrate Ujadi.

This is the place where my family used to live. When I was a child, my grandfather and I practiced in the temple here. However, the residents at the foot of the mountain here will often fight with cows and snow during the Ujadi Festival. "

"Well."

Song Wenbin nodded. Although the meeting time was very short, he could see that the pampered Indian lady in front of him was a responsive master from childhood to adulthood, and he didn't want to run against her for the time being.I can only follow her, after all, he is in a foreign land now, and the other family is quite powerful.

Seeing that Song Wenbin was listening seriously, Nita couldn't wait to confide.

"I still remember that when I was a child, I followed my grandfather's carriage through the street. At that time, I was playful and followed Amrit out of the car to catch little squirrels. In the end, those damn villagers smashed my face with cow snow."

Speaking of this, Nita's voice trembled. She clenched her fists and said through gritted teeth: "That's a shadow that I can't erase in my life. To be honest, I'm really fed up. I'm fed up with this damn thing. The custom, this crazy celebration. I have suggested countless times to the family that they put an end to this terrible carnival, but the family thinks I am crazy, and they don't think there is anything wrong with it at all."

"Is there any problem?" Song Wenbin asked softly.

Nita was shocked: "Isn't there a problem? Hey, we are the largest democratic country in the world. If they throw cows and snow at each other every holiday, it doesn't fit our title! This kind of thing happens again and again, the world What will the rest of the world think of us, what will they think of India, what will they think of us?"

Song Wenbin raised his eyebrows, disapproving in his heart.

how to think?
What can you think?
It's not easy for each to take care of their own affairs. Whoever has the time and time to eat and eat is enough to take care of others. Song Wenbin doesn't think there is anything wrong with these people playing Niu Xue. At most, he will be shocked today. A few seconds, and then relieved.After all, he also used firecrackers to blow up Niu Xue when he was a child, which was really fun.If there is a person who really loves Niu Xue, then naturally no one is qualified to say anything about him. In his opinion, loving Niu Xue is no different from loving science. Some people just want to experience this. What do you want?

"So, Miss Mohan, what did you call me for?" Song Wenbin asked.

"I hope you can get them to stop, Lord Living Buddha."

Nita clasped her hands together and prayed devoutly to Song Wenbin, "I hope you can make them stop playing with such dirty and smelly things, and I hope you can make them more civilized."

"Pfft."

Song Wenbin couldn't help but burst into laughter.

But seeing Nita's pious and serious appearance, he stopped laughing, shook his head, and said, "Stop joking, I can't do this kind of thing."

"You can do it, you have to have this confidence!"

Nita said firmly: "Or you let them give up their love of snow and devote themselves to other things, just like you did in Seoul, let them believe in something else."

confidence?Song Wenbin thought it was absurd. He was a passer-by, Seoul was a passer-by, India was a passer-by, and even his life in China was almost a passer-by. Where did he get the confidence to do this kind of thing? He managed himself well, and advised Indians don't want to play with snow. Why can he teach Indians to do things with chicken feathers?

"You don't want them to play in the snow, you can tell them yourself." Song Wenbin said, "I don't need to come."

"No one listens to me." Nita said in a low voice and sadly.

"Huh?" Song Wenbin raised his eyebrows, "Really?"

"No one likes to listen to me, my brother doesn't like to listen, my family doesn't listen, I even broke up with my ex-boyfriend because of this, they don't like what I say, I really... can't help it .”

After a pause, she looked at Song Wenbin longingly, and said: "This is the place I envy you the most. No matter where you go, there are always people willing to listen to what you say, whether it's from Seoul, the Netherlands, or even that Dr. Wutou, they are all willing to listen to you, I really don’t know how to do it, so I really can’t count on others, I can only count on you.”

Song Wenbin felt it was funny, but he was extremely helpless. The premise that others would listen to what he said was that he didn't go against other people's ideas at all. Could this girl not even understand that?

"If." Song Wenbin asked in a low voice: "If I don't want to do it, does that mean I won't be able to see Liu Yong?"

Talking about this, Nita became expressionless. She nodded and said seriously: "Although I am very embarrassed, but yes, my brother is not as easy to talk to as I am."

"Then, I have to discuss it with my team, is it okay?"

Song Wenbin said: "After all, this is not a trivial matter."

Seeing Song Wenbin let go, Nita's eyes lit up immediately, and she was so excited that she couldn't express it: "Really!! Thank you so much!! Lord Living Buddha, if you can fulfill my wish this time and make these people Give up this terrible hobby, I swear, you will be a distinguished guest of the Mohan family for generations!!"

Song Wenbin smiled, but said nothing.

When he came to the colleague of the program group, the smile on his face disappeared. Seeing that Song Wenbin had been talking with Nita, Wei Ning asked, "I hate you, what did the girl say?"

"She said she couldn't see these people playing in the snow, and wanted me to stop their hobbies." Song Wenbin said helplessly, curling his lips.

Wei Ning was shocked: "Can you do it!?"

"I'm a fart, I can be a ghost."

Song Wenbin said coldly: "The silly girl has never suffered in her life, and she is still at the age of whimsical ideas. She wants to do everything according to her ideas, and let her temperament do it. How can there be such a good thing in the world? Not to mention that she has some influence, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, whether they like to play with snow or not, no one can do anything."

"What." Wei Ning was startled, "Then what to do, you promised her before."

"What's the matter, she insists on forcing me, the overlord, to do it. I can't do it, so what can I do?" Song Wenbin said angrily.

Song Wenbin's tongue twister stunned his colleagues.

Song Wenbin looked around and said in a low voice: "Brothers, I can't do this job. That girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she won't be able to disobey her. If she knows that I don't have that ability, she will definitely get angry. I'm afraid we have to prepare for it later. Ready to run away. This is going to be taken back, and our trip to India will come to an end."

When Song Wenbin said this, the atmosphere became solemn.

"Then what are you going to do?" Director Pauli asked.

Song Wenbin watched another herd of cows approaching in the distance, couldn't help but roll his eyes, came up with an idea, and muttered to the film crew members in a low voice.

After getting Song Wenbin's battle plan, the program team went down to prepare. Soon, they built a small stage on the roof of a private house near the square, and set up a small microphone on the stage.

While the program team was setting up the stage, Song Wenbin wrote a short copy, and then asked Wei Ning to help translate the copy into English. Afterwards, he took the copy and searched for it in this small town. translate.

Fortunately, India used to be a British colony, and the people here could more or less speak English. In the end, Song Wenbin found the owner of an Indian supermarket in the local area and asked him to help translate the copy in his hand into the local dialect. Song Wenbin recorded the dialect into an audio, stored it in his mobile phone, and studied it repeatedly.

This time, he studied very seriously.

At noon, the carnival related to the festival was still going on, and there were even signs of intensification. Everyone got everything ready. Song Wenbin hid from the crackling snow in the sky, bowed his waist and climbed from the residential house to the small house on the roof in fear. on stage.

Here we are getting closer to the crazy snow battlefield. Here, the strong smell of fermented feed mixed with excrement makes people tremble.

But looking at those devout Indians who smeared snow on their bodies, seeing them bathing and reveling in the sea of ​​snow, Song Wenbin suddenly felt great courage.

"Brothers, brothers pause, listen to me!!"

Song Wenbin yelled with a loudspeaker, and he yelled in Indian dialect.The sound was amplified by the loudspeakers arranged by the program group and fell into the ears of the revelers on the streets and squares.

The Indian playing in the snow heard the shouting, subconsciously stopped, and turned to look at the man with the microphone on the roof not far away.

Nita, who was hiding from Niu Xue and didn't dare to approach, saw Song Wenbin really ran up and started talking to the Indians below, speaking in Indian dialect, she couldn't help being very happy, and shouted repeatedly in the distance: "Mr. Yan, come on! !"

Seeing those people looking over, Song Wenbin said loudly: "I am a philanthropist!! Today, I am here to do charity!!"

The Indian who threw cows and snow looked at Song Wenbin, a little puzzled. He didn't know where this strange person came from. He also said that he was doing charity, what kind of charity?But in any case, this guy's speech is quite curious.

As Song Wenbin said, he took out a bottle of diluted iced black tea from behind him, held it high in his hand, and shouted: "I am a fan of the Divine Cow!! The Divine Cow! The most sacred creature in the world!! Niu Lu, you can Make us healthy and live long!!"

After all, he opened the bottle of diluted iced tea and drank tons and tons of it, all over his face and body.

Afterwards, he threw away the bottle, grabbed the microphone, and shouted frantically: "Happy festival, how about just throwing snow! Today, I invite everyone to drink cow milk!!"

While talking, several old-fashioned pickup trucks drove over from the street. There was a heavy water tank in the back of the pickup truck, and the water tank was filled with shaking yellow liquid, which was freshly collected by the program team from surrounding farms at a high price all morning. Cow dew.

"Come on!!" Song Wenbin waved his hand and shouted: "Bring the fun to the brothers!!"

The Indians hired by the program group stood in the car bucket, holding water guns from the water town, and began to spray cow dew on the carnival crowd.

Along with the sunshine, the crystal clear yellow cow dew sprayed past, and those carnival Indians were all stained with festive liquid. They sniffed and opened their mouths to the sky, letting the crystal clear rain fall into their mouths. After tasting, they immediately recognized the familiar taste, and couldn't help giving their thumbs up in unison, cheering, "Namas!! Namas!! Namas!!"

This is the meaning of greeting in Hindi. After meeting for less than a second, all the carnival Indians recognized this big philanthropist standing on the roof. exposed.

While crazily shouting: "Namas!! Namas!! Namas!!"

At the same time, he also grabbed the snow on the ground and threw it at the great philanthropist on the roof, trying to share his joy with him.

Song Wenbin was scared to pee, he could understand these people's hobby of playing with snow, but he himself didn't have any special interest in Niu Xue.The one who was smashed ran around again and again, but couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahaha~"

India is just too happy.

However, unlike the happy philanthropist, Nita, who was watching from afar, lost all her previous excitement. She looked forward to the foreign monk with joy, hoping that he could stop this crazy farce.The result. As a result, not only did this guy not stop it, but he added fuel to the fire here, making these bull-throwing people even more crazy.

"Yan! What are you doing!!"

Nita shouted desperately.

However, her cries were drowned out by the voices of thousands of Indians chanting Namas.Seeing that those compatriots became more and more fanatical under the influence of the cow dew, they drank the rain from the sky and washed their bodies in the crystal dew, Nita burst into tears.

"How can you do this, how can you do this!! How dare you play me like this!!" She screamed and rushed to the roof not far away, trying to stop the group of crazy guys, and shouted: "Why are you one by one? You treat me like this!! Why don’t you listen to me!!”

What responded to her was a lump of brown substance that fell from the sky, covering her face.

Then Hilux drove over, and the Indians on it were excitedly spraying cow dew around with a water hose, and by the way, Nita also sprayed a tube on her face, being watered by snow and dew at the same time, Nita screamed.

"what!!!"

"what!!!"

"what!!!"

"what!!!"

Amidst the screams, the excitement and happiness of the first meeting turned into extreme hatred and anger at this moment.

"I hate you!! Yan!! I hate you!!!"