Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

Chapter 239, 23, all beings are equal

"Yan!! I hate you!!"

Nita's screams were drowned out by the carnival Indians, and there was no splash.

Song Wenbin was fled on the roof by Niu Xue. If this continues, even if he dodges for a full day, he will not be able to escape Niu Xue's baptism.

However, at this moment, a siren sounded not far away.

Someone is calling for him.

"Disgusting!"

Song Wenbin looked up and couldn't help feeling overjoyed, "Here we come!"

I saw a tall truck coming from a distance, honking its horn and beeping.

The photographer Wei Ning was standing on the roof of the carriage, waving at him.

Because the truck was too big, people had to give way when it came over. Song Wenbin on the roof had a chance to breathe. When the truck drove through the snowy sea, he leaped vigorously, grabbed Wei Ning's arm, and jumped onto the truck. on the roof of the car.

On the roof of the truck, there was also a water tank. Wei Ning took the water pipe under the water tank and handed it to Song Wenbin.

After Song Wenbin took it, it sprayed everywhere, and the cow dew fell, and the Indians below rushed up one after another, swarming around the truck like a pilgrimage, and stretching out their hands like a zombie, longing for the blessing from the gods. .

Even Song Wenbin, who was used to seeing strong winds and waves, lost his mind for a while when faced with the waiting scene. The good guy looked at those hands covered with snow and that open mouth.

Is this really a human being living on the same planet as himself?

Due to a moment of absentmindedness, Song Wenbin gave too much Niulu to the people on one side, but the people on the other side of the truck did not receive the Niulu, and immediately patted the truck compartment in dissatisfaction.

"I hate it, the other side!" Wei Ning reminded him.

Song Wenbin woke up suddenly, and speaking the local language he had just learned, he said loudly: "Brothers, don't rob!! All beings are equal! Everyone has cow dew to drink!!"

While talking, he also took disposable paper cups from Wei Ning and threw them around. Those Indians in the snow took the paper cups that fell from the sky, laughed and gave Song Wenbin a thumbs up. Chattering and babbling words of praise that Song Wenbin couldn't understand.

Then they stood in line at the back of the truck, holding snow-stained plastic cups, taking turns drinking the spilled milk as if they were drinking some real Indian beer.While drinking, they smacked their lips, gave a thumbs up, and nodded repeatedly.

Seeing them drinking happily, Song Wenbin felt happy too.

But at this moment, Wei Ning, who was taking random pictures with his mobile phone, suddenly shouted nervously: "Damn! There's a note coming from behind!!"

Song Wenbin was shocked when he heard the words, and looked along Wei Ning's finger. As expected, he saw the flashing lights of a police car on the street not far away, and when he thought about Nita Mohan's identity, he felt bad. This outburst probably made the woman very angry, and I'm afraid there will be no good fruit to stay here again.

However, the occurrence of these things was already within his expectation. He threw the water pipe in his hand, jumped to the rear of the car, and shouted passionately.

"Here comes the heifer!"

He slammed open the guardrail of the truck. It turned out that it was a cattle truck, and the truck was full of heifers. As soon as the door was opened, groups of cows rushed down from the truck guardrail excitedly.

In India, as an expensive health product, cow milk is in short supply in the market.Therefore, these heifers are pre-fed with water every day in order to maximize profits.So, when these heifers got off the cart, they started to give birth one after another.

Seeing the rain, countless Indians in the snow rushed over excitedly, screaming and shouting. Due to the lack of containers, they bowed their hands to drink the dew. Some even put their heads under the joy, and directly opened their mouths to catch the rain cow dew.

And the interaction of these people obviously makes other people very uncomfortable, because cow dew is a scarce resource, so if it is occupied by others, others will have nothing to drink.So they pushed and shoved those guys who stuffed their heads away, and even pressed him into the snow and beat him, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

Taking advantage of the chaos, the truck drove outside the square. Song Wenbin jumped out of the truck, rushed to his little R in two steps, turned over and rode on the motorcycle, and shouted: "The wind is tight, brothers! ,withdraw!"

After all, he turned his head and rushed out on his motorcycle. The film crew was also very clever and parked the car outside early. Seeing Song Wenbin approaching, they all started their cars and fled along the potholed road.

In the distance, sirens sounded.

The cows mooed.

The Indians looted wildly.

Song Wenbin was riding on the motorcycle, feeling the strong wind blowing in front of him, and couldn't help laughing.

"Ahahahahahahahahaha~"

Although, India is really fun.

More fun than any country he's been to.

However, he was intoxicated in the ultimate freedom and happiness, when suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a rapidly approaching black shadow.Instinctively, he accelerated and turned sharply, avoiding the shadow.

He dodged the black shadow, but Hilux, who had been following him to shoot him, couldn't dodge. With a loud bang, Hilux was hit with a bang, and the rear of the car was hit sideways. Go out and throw it on the courtyard wall of the mud house beside you.

Song Wenbin was startled, he slammed on the brakes and took a closer look.

The black shadow is the big G that Nita was driving, and she bumped into it unexpectedly with the big G.

This sent chills down Song Wenbin's spine. He couldn't imagine that if he hadn't dodged just now and was hit like this, with his small body like a motorcycle, he would have been seriously injured even if he didn't die.

Hit the car.

Seeing that Nita had missed the collision, she pressed the car window, and Song Wenbin saw her disheveled hair in the car window, with a filthy face, distorted and weeping like a ghost.

"Are you crazy?" Song Wenbin asked loudly.

"Why!! Why!! Obviously I trust you so much!!" Nita completely ignored Song Wenbin's question and screamed.

Song Wenbin ignored her, rode a motorcycle to the front of Hilux of the program group, and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

"It's okay. I hit the rear of the car just now."

The photographer in Hilux was also in shock. If it hit the front of the car, God knows what would happen.

Song Wenbin looked at the police car that was getting closer and said, "If you have nothing to do, go quickly, don't get caught."

The photographer who was driving didn't dare to hesitate and stepped on the accelerator.

The unusually sturdy Hilux rushed out from under the front of the big G, and galloped away into the distance.

"Why are you doing this to me!!
Why do you treat my country like this! !
Yan! !
answer me! ! "

Nita questioned Song Wenbin frantically, while honking Big G's car horn.

But for such a guy who almost killed himself just now, Song Wenbin didn't even pay him a second look.

The little R roared and rushed out. In this chaotic street, the motorcycle was obviously much more convenient than Nita's big G. Soon, he rushed out of the encirclement and threw the big G far away. behind.

"I hate you!!
I hate you! ! "

Nita scolded in Chinese but was not satisfied, so she had to scold again in English.The sound reached Song Wenbin's ears far away, and it went from his left ear to his right ear without leaving any traces.

He doesn't care about modernized India, the largest bullshit democratic country, right or wrong civilization, clean and dirty, and he doesn't care whether Nita likes him or hates him. These things are bullshit and worthless to him.

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After a group of people ran wildly for several hours, Song Wenbin and the camera crew stopped the car in shock. At this moment, they had already left the snowy town and came to a road in the countryside.

The members of the filming crew wanted to check the damage of the Hilux after the collision, and Song Wenbin also wanted to wash off the foul smell on his body with water. Although he didn't drink dew or play in the snow, the strong molecules It has covered every corner of his body.

He asked the photographer of the program group for a few bottles of mineral water, and sat on the side of the road to wash his hair. At this moment, Wei Ning ran to his side with an uneasy expression, and asked worriedly: "I'm tired, let's just run away like this, is it okay?" ?"

"Here." Song Wenbin checked Hilux's director Nunuzui: "The leader told me to find a way to come out, otherwise I won't be able to shoot. Now we are out, and if something happens, let him take care of it."

When Song Wenbin said this, Wei Ning felt relieved, and he said excitedly: "Annoyed!! You are really great!! The effect of this wave of programs is almost explosive!! This kind of scene, it can be said It’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s a world-class scene!!”

"Hmph." Song Wenbin stroked his wet hair, and said with some annoyance, "It's just that it wasn't filmed live. If it was filmed live, I don't know how many fans this wave will gain! Damn Brahmin!!"

At this time, Wei Ning said with a mysterious smile: "Yan, you can't broadcast live, I can help you broadcast."

Song Wenbin was taken aback, and asked, "You broadcast it for me? How can you broadcast it for me?"

Wei Ning took out his mobile phone from the car with a smile, put it in front of Song Wenbin, and said, "Look quickly, I'm tired of it, the whole process will be broadcast live, and I won't call it for a second."

Song Wenbin took a closer look and saw the dense barrage of bullet screens.

"I hate it!"

"Hahaha, disgusting!!"

"Didn't expect that!!"

"To be discovered."

"It's over, disciple."

"As expected of you, I hate you"

"It was great just now~"

Song Wenbin looked at the popularity of the live broadcast, and there were 4+
It is also among the best in the live broadcast of the entire station D.

However, none of this shocked him. What shocked him was the familiar headline in the live broadcast room.

"Big shock! !The epic scene of the tired teacher's motorbike fleeing to India feeds the Brahmin sister to eat snow! ! 』

Look again, the owner of the live broadcast room.

The chief disciple of the hated teacher.

Because of being too shocked, Song Wenbin opened his mouth and was speechless for a while.

Seeing Song Wenbin like this, the barrage burst into laughter.

"I'm so annoying, hahaha~"

"Aning has been found"

"The ghost is by my side"

……

Song Wenbin turned his head mechanically, looked at the smiling photographer, and murmured: "You boy"

"It's me." Wei Ning said with a smile, "Well, there is no non-disclosure agreement in the contract for the second season, we can broadcast live as we please, and I know you will be able to live a good life today, so I will help you broadcast it all the time. .”

Song Wenbin yelled loudly: "That's not the point, okay, the point is your ID, you are my chief disciple???"

"That's right, hee hee, but this ID was changed after I participated in the extraordinary journey. I didn't call it this before, but when I saw you in Africa, I was stunned. I think it must be God's will, so I Just changed the name to Chief Disciple, hehe~"

"Fuck!! It's actually your kid!!"

Song Wenbin exclaimed in disbelief: "How much traffic did you fuck me! I don't even have a fucking 13 fans now, but you have [-] fans!!"

He really didn't expect that the chief disciple would be Wei Ning. He really knows people and faces but doesn't know his heart. This guy, the titles he raised are simply outrageous.

"I hate that you didn't broadcast on station D before. It took me several years to cut your videos to get so many followers. If you hadn't been blocked, you must have 200 million followers now." Wei Ning helped him rationally analyzed.

"How many fans did you gain just now, brat?!" Song Wenbin asked loudly.

Wei Ning looked at it and said with a smile, "It's increased by more than 5000, and now it's 14."

Song Wenbin's stomach ached when he heard it sour, he said angrily: "What's the deal, I really don't have any cards."

After all, he couldn't help but take out his phone and open the live broadcast room.

Immediately, there were less than 1 people in Wei Ning's live broadcast room.

A lot of people came to his live broadcast room because of the effect of the show just now.

"Damn, this wave is so beautiful"

"As expected of a teacher who hates you, you are invincible in all your work."

"The Indian special will definitely explode in viewership"

"I can't wait to see what the show will look like"

Seeing the barrage, Song Wenbin couldn't help but smiled wryly: "Brothers, I really didn't want to make a living, they were forced to do nothing."

"You were forced by a Brahmin, right?"

"What Sudra"

"I hate you, Miss Brahmin, you just threw me away like that."

"Hey, the fan has turned black. It's a pity, I finally got tired of having a female fan."

"Throw it away, throw it away, self-righteous guy, it's annoying."

"You have to hate the teacher"

"That brahmin is quite disgusting, and even hit the teacher with a car, he deserves it"

Song Wenbin laughed loudly, and said to the barrage: "Brothers, are you relieved this time, even if I die on the journey, I will not become a woman's slave."

Hearing what Song Wenbin said, the barrage was very useful.

Suddenly, a skyscraper lights up.

Under the skyscrapers, all kinds of small gifts kept swiping.

The sound of the captain admiral boarding the ship was even more endless.

There are many people who have paid attention.

In an instant, the popularity surpassed that of the chief disciple's live broadcast room, and the live broadcast list skyrocketed.

Seeing his followers growing visible to the naked eye, Song Wenbin felt a lot more comfortable. He thought that as long as he could find Liu Yong in this wave, it would not be a problem for both of them to gain [-] followers overnight!
Finally, after this wave of gift frenzy is over.

A barrage asked, "Where are Huo Yu and Su Tina? Why haven't I seen them?"

Presumably, this question was also the focus of many people's attention. When someone asked this question, the bullet screens asked about the whereabouts of Huo Yu and Su Tina.

Song Wenbin looked at the barrage, and he was also very confused. To be honest, he didn't know where Huo Yu and Su Tina went. He told them to go first, and he was probably 1000 kilometers ahead of him now.

Thinking of this, Song Wenbin couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.

Although he escaped from prison, he also offended a Brahmin at the same time, and was far behind his colleagues. In this trip to India, he already lost more than he won.

(End of this chapter)