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Chapter 100 Lei Gong and Dian Mu are both at home, but they have a stomachache again!

"Hahaha, it's still on the lottery, I didn't even say that it was a lottery on a toothpick!"

"This thing is just to fool children. We children don't believe in thunder and lightning."

"You and the old man with the nose just now didn't come from the same mountain, did you?"

"In that case, it's true that he fumbled just now. I don't think he even touched the words on the sign."

Although some villagers laughed.

But some people still think that Chen Yu is deliberately making trouble.

The superiors are obviously exorcising evil spirits in their village, so what if you make such a mess and it won't work?
"Who is this person? Why is he always making trouble?"

"The master said that it was signed by Shangshang, so it was signed by Shangshang, which means that our village is blessed!"

"Who's going to drive him down?"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

Not only Chen Yu, but even Liu Yan'er and Wang Hao felt it.

Feudal superstition is really TM harmful!
I saw that Sai Banxian didn't talk too much nonsense.

He was also considered smart and did not argue with Chen Yu.

Instead, he took out his own compass.

"This is the Great Golden Compass passed down by my former teacher!"

"No demon or ghost can escape the tracking of the compass!"

After speaking.

Then he took the gossip step in place.

"You! This is clearly the way of our Taoists!"

Sai Banxian made a booing gesture.

"Why are you so stingy? It's our merit if it can be used to save sentient beings."

Monk:? ? ?
Is it not a term used by our Buddhism to save sentient beings?
This charlatan seems to have a touch of everything.

Soon he stopped.

His eyes were fixed on Chen Yu's direction.

"The evildoer is in this direction!"

Chen Yu looked behind him.

"Nothing."

Liu Yan'er tugged at the corner of Chen Yu's clothes.

"The boss is probably talking about you..."

"Me? Oh, so I'm a monster."

Generally speaking, when others see this situation, they will fight accordingly.

But what surprised Wang Hao was.

Chen Yu actually started to play badly? ? ?
Is this the self-confidence of the strong?
He put on the top of his head.

But why does this strong man have so much hair?
After Sai Banxian pointed at Chen Yu, the villagers talked a lot.

"Is this person the evildoer who harmed our village?"

"Looks like a handsome guy."

"Who knows, knowing people and faces but not knowing the heart!"

"Wait, doesn't he often come to the edge of our village?"

"This is Boss Chen Yu Chen, have you forgotten? The one who developed the cemetery next to our village has brought us a lot of economy and jobs!"

"Yes, yes, and it is said that everyone who is followed by him will die, like those few in our village..."

"Hush! Don't talk nonsense, you will be buried on the opposite mountain in a while!"

It can be seen that the villagers are still a little afraid of Chen Yu.

After all, lessons learned!

You said there are monsters in this village?

We believe this.

But if you want to say that this demon is Chen Yu, you must never!
On the one hand, they brought a lot of income to the village.

On the other hand, he is very wicked!
Who dares to mess with this?
That is to say, Sai Banxian and the other two masters have just arrived and are unfamiliar with the place.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to provoke him!

Sai Banxian pinched his mustache.

thought.

Hey, you kid just disgusted us in the audience.

Now I'm so sick of you!
It's just that the reaction of the villagers below seems to be a little scared to see this person?

correct.

I must have felt scared when I saw the demon!

Human nature, human nature.

Sai Banxian opened his hands, as if he was going all out.

"Don't panic, no matter what evildoer it is, I can suppress it!"

"Wait for me to make a move, and solve it quickly!"

At this time, the village chief saw that the situation was not good.

Quickly trotted up to the stage.

He came to Sai Banxian and whispered in Sai Banxian's ear.

"Can't, can't!"

"This is, this is our big boss."

Sai Banxian snorted coldly.

"Hmph, even the big boss can't do harm to the world!"

"Today I..."

The village head saw that Sai Banxian was getting more and more energetic.

Hastily grabbed him.

"Money! Your money is made by him in our village!"

"Without him, our village would not exist, and without him, there would be no reward for you!"

After saying a word, Sai Banxian trembled twice.

Isn't this the gold master's father?
What the hell!

This is actually their benefactor father!
Isn't this offended?

Seeing Sai Banxian's flustered eyes, Chen Yu shrugged.

Sai Banxian wiped his sweat with his sleeve.

"It's wrong, it's wrong..."

He flung his arm out again.

"is her!"

The finger pointed directly at Liu Yan'er.

Liu Yan'er was stunned.

When the village chief saw him pointing at Liu Yan'er, he was startled again.

"This is his secretary..."

Bad luck!

This is not because the situation is too urgent.

Randomly, he could only point to one person at random.

His eyes flashed quickly.

In the next second, Wang Hao's position was directly locked.

"It's him, yes! It's him!"

The village chief stomped his foot.

"This... this is the captain of the criminal police team..."

Depend on!
No matter how you point at anyone, you can't afford to offend them!

How can he subdue demons and eliminate demons by himself?
The villagers below also feel that Sai Banxian is unreliable.

Ask him again and again.

"Can you do it?"

"You said there was a sign on it, and you said there was a compass, but you didn't know where the monster was when you pointed it back and forth."

"Half Immortal, you are not a charlatan, are you?"

"We don't want charlatans, we want peace in the village!"

"Yes, we want the village to be peaceful!"

The villagers were excited and shouted loudly.

Seeing the battle below, Sai Banxian retreated again and again.

I have been running the rivers and lakes for so long, and I have never encountered such a thing.

Who would know the gold master's father, he is standing by the side!
No one told him!
Seeing this, Chen Yu knocked on the melon seeds and asked with a smile.

"Master Sai Banxian, just tell me why you still can't find the monster now."

Sai Banxian wiped his sweat while holding his glasses.

"Because...because..."

He looked left and right.

After rolling his eyes twice, he said.

"Because Leigong and Dianmu are at home, but he went to the bathroom!"

After saying this, everyone in the audience was stunned.

Go to the toilet? ? ?

You are so damned!

What kind of fairy are you talking about?

If you are not at home for a while, you will go to the toilet as soon as you get home!

On the contrary, Liu Yan'er laughed outright.

"Hahaha, what the hell kind of reason is this? I just said I can't hold back when I'm not at home, but now I really can't hold back, boss!"

Wang Hao also pinched his nose and shook his head.

Although he was here to observe Chen Yu.

But he found that these people on the stage were even more outrageous.

"Go to the toilet in the sky, and then come down after a while, shouldn't it be shit and pee? This group of people can really make up."

Seeing that something was wrong, Sai Banxian was also leaning on a blind stick.

Muttering in his mouth.

"You, you are really ignorant! Just now I spent three years of my life to invite the gods to come out of the mountain."

"But the fairy has a stomachache and I can't do anything about going to the toilet!"

After speaking, he stepped down angrily.

But he didn't take two steps, but fell directly in the background.

Looking back, it turned out to be Taoist Xuanhu, who tripped me up!

He fell straight into the mud!

All of a sudden, the laughter of the villagers at the scene became even more lively!

(End of this chapter)