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Chapter 99 Thunder God and Mother Lightning Are Not At Home!Lei Gong and Dian Mu are at home again!

Originally, Chen Yu thought that these people were quite dedicated, and they pretended to be quite similar.

But now the last bit of sympathy left in his heart was completely gone.

What kind of weird bugs and bugs are you drawing with this ghost painting talisman?

Please, be more professional in deceiving people!
But when Chen Yu turned his head and saw the scene, he was terrified.

I saw the villagers headed by the village chief.

There were joyful smiles on their faces.

"Okay, okay!"

"This master looks very professional!"

"There is hope for our village, there is hope!"

"My son's father can finally sleep well tonight!"

Chen Yu's face froze slightly.

Otherwise, these "masters" can cheat money.

Chen Yu thought about the abilities he possessed.

Or is he also a master?
【Ding!Remind the host that your ability can only be used to undertake the funeral industry, and you can earn income through legal and compliant operations! 】

[If it is used to bluff, the system will confiscate all your abilities! 】

Got it!
I'm just joking, just think about it.

The system also took it seriously.

Fine.

Then honestly shine in the funeral industry.

After a while, I saw the master shaking his head on the stage and pretending to be a ghost for a long time, but there was no other movement.

The mood of the villagers in the audience gradually cooled down from the enthusiasm at the beginning.

The eyes of everyone sent a chill down the Taoist Xuanhu's spine.

He hastily coughed twice.

"Ahem! Today Leigong and Dianmu are not at home, so we can't ask for rain!"

With one word out, the audience fell silent.

Everyone looked at the mysterious person with disgust.

A few seconds later, a child's clear voice sounded from the audience.

"But you didn't come to pray for rain today."

For a moment, the Taoist was mysterious, his face flushed.

Depend on!
On the stage!
In the midst of shouting and cursing.

Taoist Xuanhu resentfully walked off the stage.

Liu Yan'er at the edge of the stage saw Taoist Xuanhu in such a state of embarrassment.

He burst out laughing.

"Boss, why do you think he can talk so much? Mr. Lei and Mrs. Dian are not at home, so it's as if he visits their house every day."

Chen Yudao: "Maybe they are seeing through the world of mortals, and practiced diabolo before becoming a monk."

Liu Yan'er couldn't figure out what Chen Yu meant.

"Diabolo? What does this have to do with him?"

I saw Chen Yu shaking his arms up and down twice.

It looks like it's pulling a diabolo.

"Crap."

Liu Yaner suddenly realized.

"Pfft!!! Hahahahaha, boss, you seem to be even better at talking."

Chen Yu thought that he was just an amateur.

These masters, that is professional nonsense.

After the Taoist went down, the villagers showed disappointed expressions.

"Why is there no movement for a long time?"

"I think this priest is lying. He just said that it won't rain. This is obviously exorcising evil spirits. How can he talk about rain?"

"Could it be that the demons and goblins in our village are too advanced, and the Taoist priest can't subdue them?"

"Who knows, there are two more behind. If they can't do it, they have to be skinned!"

The people in this village are rather reckless.

Seeing the master fiddle with it for a long time on the stage, it has no effect.

Emotions are a little bit agitated.

I've been looking forward to the demon slaying for a long time, and this is the result?
If the latter two are also like this, wouldn't their village be fooled again this time?

Gradually, the villagers began to complain.

"Village chief, shouldn't you take care of the emotions of the villagers?"

Wang Hao said something softly to Village Chief Huang.

Only then did Huang Dao react.

"Yes, yes, I'm going, I'm going."

Huang Daoti slipped his pants, trotted all the way, and came to the stage.

He hunched over and waved his hands down.

"Everyone, be safe and don't be impatient, everyone, be safe and don't be impatient!"

"Just now the Taoist priest said that Thunder God and Lightning Mother are not at home. Everyone knows that thunder can scare away demons and goblins. Maybe that's what Master meant. Don't you think so?"

After the village head delivered the words like this, the Taoist priest Xuanhu in the audience naturally nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, the village chief is right. I just wanted to find Mr. Thunder and Mrs. Dian and scare away those demons."

This Taoist leader is shameless enough, and he even complied.

Even Chen Yu couldn't help sighing.

The village head is really a professional Duan Shui master.

This is all to make up for the old way.

But since he is the village chief, such things are inevitable.

Otherwise, when the time comes, they will really swarm up, and the priest may not be able to get out of the village.

Seeing this veteran is not welcome.

On the other hand, the other two masters felt happy.

This person stumbled, wouldn't they be the ones who behaved next?
"I'm an old man, you should rest and rest. Let me, Sai Banxian, take care of the common people's suffering."

Although the old man was angry, he had nothing to say.

Sai Banxian tapped the ground with his blind stick.

In the end, he poked Taoist Xuanhu's foot.

"you!"

"Sorry, I can't see it, I can't see it."

Sai Banxian adjusted his little black round glasses.

Lighting his cane, he walked onto the stage.

At the same time, seeing the young woman with thin skin and tender flesh below, she didn't forget to pull down her glasses and take a look with the whites of her eyes.

After arriving on the stage, he didn't burn incense and draw talismans like the old Taoist before.

Instead, he took out a stick and shook it.

click.

A sign fell to the ground.

Everyone poked their heads to see what the lottery was, but they were quickly taken away by Sai Banxian in the next second.

He rubbed the lottery with his hands, and then said to everyone with a look of surprise.

"Hiss!!! Good sign, good sign!"

The people below were immediately aroused by Sai Banxian.

"Master, what kind of sign is it?"

"Okay sign? Is it the top sign or the top sign?"

"Does it mean that our village is saved?"

This Sai Banxian sees the excitement below.

Show the lot in your hand to everyone.

"Sign up, sign up! Today is an auspicious day, everyone, to cast down demons and eliminate evil spirits, exorcising evil spirits and avoiding disasters!"

"The lottery has told me just now that Lei Gong and Dian Mu are at home now!"

"Pfft, hahahaha."

Suddenly, Chen Yu laughed from below.

The apple in the laughing mouth spurted out directly.

All eyes were on Chen Yu.

"Boss, what are you laughing at?"

"Chen Yu, what happy things did you think of?"

The villagers and Sai Banxian were also puzzled.

"It's fine for you to speak badly, why are you still so rude?"

Liu Yan'er wiped the corners of Chen Yu's mouth.

"I'm sorry, I just saw that his lottery is full of top signs, and I heard him talk about the father of thunder and the mother of lightning. Isn't that what the last person said? I can't help it."

Originally, this incident wasn't particularly funny, but after being told by Chen Yu, everyone felt that it was indeed a bit against the sky.

The audience burst into laughter!

(End of this chapter)