I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 148 Four people in a group to enjoy discounts? !

Teacher Ma who was still comforting Tuanzi not to cry.

Instantly burst into tears.

"Oh, this is a lot of money!"

"You little bosses and young people, I exploded!"

PDD was originally still smoking.

All of a sudden, the electronic cigarette fell directly to the ground.

The whole person was frozen in place like a clam.

"Ya'er! Then let's play with snakeskin!"

"Isn't the whole army wiped out now?"

Sister Zhou was the one who reacted the slowest.

When he first saw the attention information, he didn't have any concept in his mind.

But now I see the reactions of Lao Ma and PDD.

She knew that something big was going to happen to her tmd! ! !

He yelled like crazy on the spot.

"what!!!"

"I don't want it, I don't want to be followed!"

"Tmd, I'm just in my twenties, and I haven't enjoyed a good life yet, so how can I get attention!"

"Gaia! I really don't want this fan!"

On the other hand, Chen Yu was still introducing his newly customized coffin samples in the live broadcast room.

When I was in the Tuanzi live broadcast room just now.

Chen Yu just saw it, and the other three anchors were also in the live broadcast room.

And even more so.

These three people also showed the probability of death in front of Chen Yu's eyes.

As for the cause of death, it is actually quite different.

Mainly because of long-term chaotic work and rest time and not paying attention to physical health.

The best of them is Miss Zhou.

The probability of death is only 17%~46%.

This should have something to do with her healthy diet and some exercise.

And she's younger too.

So the probability of death is the lowest.

But the situation with prostitution teachers is not so good.

As we all know, the physical condition of the prostitute teacher is already worrying.

There are many problems caused by obesity.

"The four big anchors met today by fate."

"I didn't expect that you all became my prospective customers on the same day. If that's the case, I'll give you a group discount!"

"If there are 4 people, there will be a free grave-sweeping service every year."

"In addition, the discount will also give you more discounts, directly 7% off."

"Including coffins can also be customized, we can discuss anything!"

Take a look, take a look, is this tmd speaking human language? ? ?

The four big anchors and the fans in their live broadcast room really wanted to drag Chen Yu to the laboratory for an autopsy.

Does he have a heart.

Brother Funeral, you have no heart!
As soon as I saw people, I gave them a discount package.

Not only were these four people not moved, but they felt even more uncomfortable.

The first time is really the first time.

It's the first time I feel extremely sad because of other people's product discounts!

For the first time they don't want this kind of real deal.

4 people hugged in place and cried bitterly.

It was originally three other people who came to comfort the dumpling.

Now it has directly evolved into 4 patient clubs.

Sympathy!
The other three were not in the mood to broadcast live either.

It was broadcast directly with lightning speed.

Only Chen Yu was left alone to introduce the coffin to everyone in the live broadcast room.

However, needless to say, this matter will definitely cause an uproar on the Internet in the future!
……

At this moment.

The data analyst at Douyu Headquarters, who is responsible for supervising the traffic in Chen Yu's live broadcast room, is going crazy now.

"What??? Why did you kill the carbine again?"

"And the traffic has exploded even more this time, and the number of online viewers has reached 5 million???"

"This shit is probably going crazy!"

The data analyst rushed all the way to Chen Shaojie's office with his computer in hand.

"Boss! Something is wrong!"

"Shh!"

As soon as the other party entered, Chen Shaojie told him to be silent.

Seeing the boss being so serious, the data analyst also swallowed.

Slowly approaching, only to find that Chen Shaojie was watching Chen Yu's live broadcast intently.

In the live broadcast room, Chen Yu was still introducing things related to the coffin carefully.

Many viewers were reading about the four major anchors just now.

Of course, some people asked about idioms in detail, and there were some details about the coffin.

And what's even more coquettish is that someone actually placed an order for a batch of coffins in Chen Yu's live broadcast room.

The data analyst standing on the side was stunned for a while.

"My mother, Brother Funeral is awesome, on the first day of the live broadcast, he directly killed all four major anchors!"

"The homeless Ma family army can only come to Brother Yu's live broadcast room to kowtow and pay respects!"

"The army of Sao pigs also came to intercede!"

"Leave our dumb bride alone, if she is really dumb, she will shut up, but she won't be able to be a bride anymore!"

"Anchor anchor, I want to ask how much is that nanmu coffin?"

"??? Brother, you are not kidding me, but someone actually asks about the coffin."

After a few minutes, Chen Shaojie turned off the screen.

"What's wrong? What's the matter with me?"

The people who originally supervised the data were still in high spirits.

But since I watched Chen Yu's live broadcast with him just now.

Casting was interrupted.

For a while, I didn't know what to say.

After sorting out his thoughts, he blurted out.

"Mr. Chen, the number of online users in Cheng Chenyu's live broadcast room has directly exceeded 5 million!"

"This data is really explosive!"

"We have never seen such an awesome newcomer in the history of Douyu!"

"Even the servers we specially prepared may not be able to bear it!"

After hearing the news, Chen Shaojie also frowned slightly.

Why can't even the specially prepared server be able to bear it?

Even the live broadcast of pdd's comeback did not have such a battle!
I was watching Chen Yu introduce the coffin just now, but I didn't notice it for a while, the number of people online is already so high!

"Wait a minute, the number of bosses has risen to 5 million!"

After hearing this number, Chen Shaojie also trembled!
He probably also had something to do with the fact that the four major anchors were followed and broadcast at the same time.

"Hurry up and apply for another server now, and don't let the live broadcast be interrupted."

"understand!"

……

And here Douyu headquarters is busy.

The four anchors didn't just wait after the broadcast.

Instead, he rushed straight to the hospital without stopping.

Now the dead horse can only be used as a living horse doctor.

There's no way they'd just sit around and wait for something to happen to them.

They can't control the unexpected situation, so what they can do is to quickly find out all the sick places on their bodies, and then treat them.

Although they all said that after being paid attention to by Brother Funeral, they would 100% want Ga.

But the matter has not reached the final step, it is man-made.

At the same time, if they do nothing, they will feel extremely flustered.

It's just that Chen Yu is not worried about these people running away at all.

Anyway, he has already paid attention to it, and he can always see the fluctuation of the death probability of these people.

Let the bullets fly a little longer.

(End of this chapter)