I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying
Chapter 149 Wang Sicong: You better be really embarrassing, kid!
Chapter 149 Wang Sicong: You better be really embarrassing, kid!
Inside the small group car.
Although the car at this time is small.
But the one who drives is PDD.
His lips trembled, opening and closing, sometimes sticking together, sometimes hanging in the air.
The old horse sat on the edge with a relaxed expression.
And Sister Zhou was holding Xiao Tuantuan in the back, and the two of them had already panicked out of snake skin!
On and on, PDD suddenly spoke.
"It's too lucrative, old horse!"
"Damn it, will the four of us walk together at the same time..."
The old horse was about to cry.
"Old prostitute! Drive hard! Let me tell you that your hypothetical principle does not exist, hey!!!"
"The car in front!!!"
PDD passed an extremely fast and elegant dragon wagging its tail.
Trucks roared past them.
The people in the car were frightened into a cold sweat.
It's all right? ? ? ?
I'm afraid the four of us went down to sell salted duck eggs together on the way, right?
Teacher Ma pretended to be calm.
I straightened my hair.
The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up!
"Old prostitute, this move is very spiritual, don't panic at all, this is a Muggle!"
There was a tremor in his voice.
But the demeanor of a gold medal lecturer has not been lost at all.
"Master, I'm wondering if the four of us want to be spirit pigs in the cemetery, so that we can play mahjong together down there."
Xiao Tuantuan said in a crying voice from behind.
Tina!
There was such a moment just now.
Xiao Tuantuan really felt that he was going to ascend to heaven!
"Woo, I want to go home! I want to go home!"
The corners of Sister Zhou's mouth turned down, and she looked up to the sky and wept.
"I miss my mother. I should have listened to her at the beginning, squatting at home and not going out."
Sister Zhou patted her thigh fiercely with one hand.
There was a loud bang.
Thigh HP-1!
That is when sister Zhou was crying bitterly.
Xiao Tuantuan tugged at her arm.
"weekly…"
Miss Zhou turned her head.
Seeing Xiao Tuantuan gritted his teeth in pain.
Just hugged it.
"Woooooo, Tuanzi, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we have something to fight together."
Tuanzi gave Sister Zhou a slight push.
"It's not Zhou Zhou, I want to say, next time you take a picture of your thigh, can you not take pictures of me?"
When sister Zhou heard this, she looked down.
I saw two big palm prints on Xiao Tuantuan's white thigh.
"Uh, I'm sorry, Duanzi, I'll rub it for you."
……
The four hurriedly and nervously drove to the entrance of the hospital.
Since being paid attention to.
They're like terrified birds now.
Seeing all kinds of things around me, I felt that it might be the reason for my being terminated!
The four of them went straight into the hospital and had a whole body check-up package.
Even the kind that didn't let go of the hair.
I even wish to take apart my own DNA double helix and check it carefully.
See if there is a genetic disease like Down syndrome!
……
On the other hand.
The data analyst added a server according to Chen Shaojie's request.
But even so.
Because the traffic in the entire live broadcast room is too explosive.
As a result, sometimes there will still be a certain degree of lag!
Because data analysts found out.
After the four big anchors went offline.
On the one hand, netizens poured into Chen Yu's live broadcast room to watch and plead for mercy.
There are even a lot of gifts.
No matter how he looked at it, he felt that these gifts were like offerings!
And because of the large number of gift special effects flash.
It also increases the burden on the service simultaneously.
On the other hand.
He found that Chen Yu became more and more energetic!
"Mr. Chen, this Chen Yu is even addicted to introducing coffins after following those four anchors!"
"Right now, we are conducting surprise inspections in various live broadcast rooms, selling coffins to others!"
Inside the office.
The data analyst entered Chen Shaojie's office again to explain the situation.
After all, this matter is really too against the sky!
Why are you still addicted to buying coffins? ? ?
Even in the entire history of teasing fish, this incident is quite against the sky.
"Now it has caused a lot of commotion in many live broadcast rooms. I'm afraid that if this continues, something big will happen!"
"How about we..."
Chen Shaojie said decisively: "No! You can't directly shut down his live broadcast room!"
Although the data analyst did not speak his mind.
But Chen Shaojie already knew what he wanted to say.
That is to temporarily shut down Chen Yu's live broadcast room.
"First of all, this is a live broadcast room that has achieved historical results in its first show."
"Even if this kind of achievement takes another ten or twenty years, no one will be able to make it again!"
"You asked me to shut down the live broadcast room now, what are you thinking?"
Shut down such a live broadcast room that created history and miracles? ? ?
I'm afraid you're not brain teasing!
The more exaggerated he is, the higher his status in the industry will be.
And on the other hand.
I don't want people to sell coffins now.
Is this to customize a coffin for yourself?
He knows very well that cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents.
"But what should we do now in this situation?"
Chen Shaojie watched Chen Yu sweep through the live broadcast rooms.
Where he passed, it was as if some bandits swept across the border.
It can be said that there is no grass!
But he has observed.
The main reason is that the fans in Chen Yu's live broadcast room are really messed up.
Everyone is a top fun person.
After entering the Dao live broadcast room, I started to work hard to scare other anchors.
The overwhelming airborne barrage hit the public screen.
They even formed slogans.
"The mourning army is here for a visit! The idlers wait to retreat quickly!"
"Funeral the old fairy, the magic power is boundless, the supernatural power is vast, and the law controls the dragon kingdom!"
"The funeral army came to eat, thank you for the hospitality!"
……
Chen Shaojie also found out.
The commotion this caused was indeed a bit of a headache.
But he still felt unable to shut down the other party's live broadcast room.
"Let Lingyun talk to Chen Yu and see if he can restrain his fans."
Chen Shaojie supported his forehead.
I am also very helpless now.
This may be the better way he can think of.
Data analysts are also a headache.
My server is going to explode!
When he lowered his head, he saw that the continuously increasing numbers on his computer had reached a new height.
The eyeballs just fell out like hyperthyroidism!
"Boss! The data... The data has broken through again!!!"
"Breakthrough to 8000 million... 8000 million!!!"
"what????"
Chen Shaojie quickly grabbed the opponent's computer and started to look at it.
The data is clearly displayed on it: 8000 million online views! ! !
Can't go wrong!
"Mr. Chen, what should we do now???"
Chen Shaojie stared at the screen.
At the same time, he quickly took out his phone.
Analysts watched nervously from the sidelines.
It is estimated that my boss is going to call and start mobilizing the whole company to deal with this emergency.
Available in the next second.
I saw Chen Shaojie tap the screen with his mobile phone.
Then I picked one and sent it to Moments.
At the same time, the text is attached.
"Hey, I accidentally exceeded 8000 million online views, and the server is almost unable to support it. It's too difficult! (Sighs three times)"
Then there were a bunch of question marks under the circle of friends.
Ma Yun:? ? ?
Ma Huateng:? ? ?
Wang Jianling:? ? ?
Wang Sicong: You better be really embarrassing, kid.
Wang Jianling replied to Wang Sicong:? ? ?When is it your kid's turn to talk!Think about how to pay back the money! (Hit the brain.jpg)
(End of this chapter)
Inside the small group car.
Although the car at this time is small.
But the one who drives is PDD.
His lips trembled, opening and closing, sometimes sticking together, sometimes hanging in the air.
The old horse sat on the edge with a relaxed expression.
And Sister Zhou was holding Xiao Tuantuan in the back, and the two of them had already panicked out of snake skin!
On and on, PDD suddenly spoke.
"It's too lucrative, old horse!"
"Damn it, will the four of us walk together at the same time..."
The old horse was about to cry.
"Old prostitute! Drive hard! Let me tell you that your hypothetical principle does not exist, hey!!!"
"The car in front!!!"
PDD passed an extremely fast and elegant dragon wagging its tail.
Trucks roared past them.
The people in the car were frightened into a cold sweat.
It's all right? ? ? ?
I'm afraid the four of us went down to sell salted duck eggs together on the way, right?
Teacher Ma pretended to be calm.
I straightened my hair.
The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up!
"Old prostitute, this move is very spiritual, don't panic at all, this is a Muggle!"
There was a tremor in his voice.
But the demeanor of a gold medal lecturer has not been lost at all.
"Master, I'm wondering if the four of us want to be spirit pigs in the cemetery, so that we can play mahjong together down there."
Xiao Tuantuan said in a crying voice from behind.
Tina!
There was such a moment just now.
Xiao Tuantuan really felt that he was going to ascend to heaven!
"Woo, I want to go home! I want to go home!"
The corners of Sister Zhou's mouth turned down, and she looked up to the sky and wept.
"I miss my mother. I should have listened to her at the beginning, squatting at home and not going out."
Sister Zhou patted her thigh fiercely with one hand.
There was a loud bang.
Thigh HP-1!
That is when sister Zhou was crying bitterly.
Xiao Tuantuan tugged at her arm.
"weekly…"
Miss Zhou turned her head.
Seeing Xiao Tuantuan gritted his teeth in pain.
Just hugged it.
"Woooooo, Tuanzi, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we have something to fight together."
Tuanzi gave Sister Zhou a slight push.
"It's not Zhou Zhou, I want to say, next time you take a picture of your thigh, can you not take pictures of me?"
When sister Zhou heard this, she looked down.
I saw two big palm prints on Xiao Tuantuan's white thigh.
"Uh, I'm sorry, Duanzi, I'll rub it for you."
……
The four hurriedly and nervously drove to the entrance of the hospital.
Since being paid attention to.
They're like terrified birds now.
Seeing all kinds of things around me, I felt that it might be the reason for my being terminated!
The four of them went straight into the hospital and had a whole body check-up package.
Even the kind that didn't let go of the hair.
I even wish to take apart my own DNA double helix and check it carefully.
See if there is a genetic disease like Down syndrome!
……
On the other hand.
The data analyst added a server according to Chen Shaojie's request.
But even so.
Because the traffic in the entire live broadcast room is too explosive.
As a result, sometimes there will still be a certain degree of lag!
Because data analysts found out.
After the four big anchors went offline.
On the one hand, netizens poured into Chen Yu's live broadcast room to watch and plead for mercy.
There are even a lot of gifts.
No matter how he looked at it, he felt that these gifts were like offerings!
And because of the large number of gift special effects flash.
It also increases the burden on the service simultaneously.
On the other hand.
He found that Chen Yu became more and more energetic!
"Mr. Chen, this Chen Yu is even addicted to introducing coffins after following those four anchors!"
"Right now, we are conducting surprise inspections in various live broadcast rooms, selling coffins to others!"
Inside the office.
The data analyst entered Chen Shaojie's office again to explain the situation.
After all, this matter is really too against the sky!
Why are you still addicted to buying coffins? ? ?
Even in the entire history of teasing fish, this incident is quite against the sky.
"Now it has caused a lot of commotion in many live broadcast rooms. I'm afraid that if this continues, something big will happen!"
"How about we..."
Chen Shaojie said decisively: "No! You can't directly shut down his live broadcast room!"
Although the data analyst did not speak his mind.
But Chen Shaojie already knew what he wanted to say.
That is to temporarily shut down Chen Yu's live broadcast room.
"First of all, this is a live broadcast room that has achieved historical results in its first show."
"Even if this kind of achievement takes another ten or twenty years, no one will be able to make it again!"
"You asked me to shut down the live broadcast room now, what are you thinking?"
Shut down such a live broadcast room that created history and miracles? ? ?
I'm afraid you're not brain teasing!
The more exaggerated he is, the higher his status in the industry will be.
And on the other hand.
I don't want people to sell coffins now.
Is this to customize a coffin for yourself?
He knows very well that cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents.
"But what should we do now in this situation?"
Chen Shaojie watched Chen Yu sweep through the live broadcast rooms.
Where he passed, it was as if some bandits swept across the border.
It can be said that there is no grass!
But he has observed.
The main reason is that the fans in Chen Yu's live broadcast room are really messed up.
Everyone is a top fun person.
After entering the Dao live broadcast room, I started to work hard to scare other anchors.
The overwhelming airborne barrage hit the public screen.
They even formed slogans.
"The mourning army is here for a visit! The idlers wait to retreat quickly!"
"Funeral the old fairy, the magic power is boundless, the supernatural power is vast, and the law controls the dragon kingdom!"
"The funeral army came to eat, thank you for the hospitality!"
……
Chen Shaojie also found out.
The commotion this caused was indeed a bit of a headache.
But he still felt unable to shut down the other party's live broadcast room.
"Let Lingyun talk to Chen Yu and see if he can restrain his fans."
Chen Shaojie supported his forehead.
I am also very helpless now.
This may be the better way he can think of.
Data analysts are also a headache.
My server is going to explode!
When he lowered his head, he saw that the continuously increasing numbers on his computer had reached a new height.
The eyeballs just fell out like hyperthyroidism!
"Boss! The data... The data has broken through again!!!"
"Breakthrough to 8000 million... 8000 million!!!"
"what????"
Chen Shaojie quickly grabbed the opponent's computer and started to look at it.
The data is clearly displayed on it: 8000 million online views! ! !
Can't go wrong!
"Mr. Chen, what should we do now???"
Chen Shaojie stared at the screen.
At the same time, he quickly took out his phone.
Analysts watched nervously from the sidelines.
It is estimated that my boss is going to call and start mobilizing the whole company to deal with this emergency.
Available in the next second.
I saw Chen Shaojie tap the screen with his mobile phone.
Then I picked one and sent it to Moments.
At the same time, the text is attached.
"Hey, I accidentally exceeded 8000 million online views, and the server is almost unable to support it. It's too difficult! (Sighs three times)"
Then there were a bunch of question marks under the circle of friends.
Ma Yun:? ? ?
Ma Huateng:? ? ?
Wang Jianling:? ? ?
Wang Sicong: You better be really embarrassing, kid.
Wang Jianling replied to Wang Sicong:? ? ?When is it your kid's turn to talk!Think about how to pay back the money! (Hit the brain.jpg)
(End of this chapter)
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