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Chapter 47: Chapter 49: Forecasting is like a ghost?Why do you think I follow you?

Chapter 49: Forecasting is like a ghost seeing sorrow?Why do you think I follow you?

Compared with the boiling Internet public opinion.

Chen Yu ushered in a very rare moment of leisure.

Even the backstage news is completely full.

But Chen Yu still pretended not to see.

As for the reason, it is also very simple.

No matter what he replied, it would be put under a magnifying glass and studied repeatedly by interested people.

If you are not careful, you will cause unnecessary trouble for yourself.

This is completely unnecessary.

As the saying goes, I would rather not do it than make mistakes!
With such a mentality, Chen Yu lay on the sofa and began to watch the video with peace of mind.

After brushing a lot of female anchors who brushed the edge.

Chen Yu suddenly jumped into a relatively abstract live broadcast room.

"Considering the name of the immortal, it is as if the gods and ghosts are sad!"

In the live broadcast room, a middle-aged man with an inverted triangle, a mouth full of big yellow teeth, and a Taoist gown made by Xixi, shook his head and recited unknown scriptures, and said to the camera in a godlike voice:

"Old rules, a master Hua Ziben counts as a hexagram, quietly waiting for someone who is destined!"

"Of course, my master is busy with business, so I can't do fortune-telling for every water friend. If it's a minor misfortune, then please move directly to the little yellow car in the live broadcast room. In this little yellow car It contains rootless water carefully refined by Pindao, once you drink it, not only can you take the initiative to drive away evil spirits, but also heal many men's unspeakable secrets, which is very beneficial!"

Seeing the IQ trap of these sentences, Chen Yu's face turned dark.

No matter how you look at it, this is a typical Internet beggar.

But for the water friends in the live broadcast room.

This is not a beggar on the Internet, this is simply a living god!

"Master, master! Why is there only a thousand bottles of your rootless water, I didn't grab it at all!
"As expected of a master! Ever since I drank the Rootless Water, my wife has kept applauding!"

"Brother upstairs, I just want to know one thing, your wife's applause, is it serious?"

"Brother upstairs, you are confused! As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth! If you want to know whether it is good or not, you can just ask that person for a seat!"

"Wucao, the Internet is still fun. I have watched the broadcast for a lifetime, but this time I can watch the live broadcast once?"

"Master, master, I can't grab this rootless water, can you get some better things, how much I'm willing to pay!"

Seeing this scene, the fake Taoist priest smiled crookedly, and ordered the staff to serve two thousand bottles of tap water.

As a result, in less than 5 minutes, it was robbed again!
Just when the situation was very good, a barrage suddenly made the fake Taoist's smile freeze on his face!

I'm not trash: "Go to hell with your rootless water, this is obviously tap water, and you can sell it for 999 a bottle, you bastard, are you still human!"

Now, the fake Taoist was a little angry.

He knew it was tap water, and many water friends who had suffered a lot also knew it was tap water.

But if you take the initiative to say that this is tap water, then you are breaking the rules!

This is not looking down on me.

This is clearly looking down on the clothes on me!

The fake Taoist sighed: "It seems that this fellow Taoist has no destiny with me, so let's go!"

The next second, a reminder sounded: "I am not a waste and was kicked out of the live broadcast room!"

After a little twists and turns, the popularity of the live broadcast room not only did not drop, but also ushered in a wave of small growth!

Seeing this scene, whether it is a fake Taoist priest or Chen Yu.

They all sent out the same emotion at almost the same time:

"Damn it, there are so many fools in this world that there are not enough liars."

Just when the fake Taoist was considering whether he should continue to grow bigger and stronger.

But he didn't notice, a barrage reminder came out:
"Ding dong, one-stop service for Chen's funeral has entered the live broadcast room!"

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On the other hand, Chen Yu, he came into the live broadcast room to have fun when he had nothing to do.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I heard a system prompt:
"Ding dong, the target has accumulated [-] times, and the probability is [-]% within one hour. Within one hour, the target has a [-]% relationship. The probability of the three parties meeting is [-]%, the probability of the three parties meeting is [-]%, and the accidental death rate is [-]%. Since the target is a rare VIP ZhongP customer , It is recommended that the host continue to pay close attention to it with high intensity!"

When the first sentence appeared, Chen Yu: Huh?His apprentice has really strong taste.

When the second sentence appeared, Chen Yu: Mist grass?

When the third sentence appeared, Chen Yu: WDNMD!Is this a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law meeting or a wild father meeting? ?
In just three sentences, the complicated and vague ethical relationship contained in it instantly burned Chen Yu's CPU to dryness.

This immediately made Chen Yu amused.

At the moment, he typed quickly and sent a bullet screen saying: "Master, you might as well do the math, will I pay attention to you?"

Even in this live broadcast room with thousands of people.

The barrage brush is very fast.

But when Chen Yu chose to send the barrage, the effect was like a stone hitting the extremely calm lake, causing a stormy sea!
Why does this happen.

The biggest reason is that most of the water friends who are active in the live broadcast room are basically Internet refugees who are full and have nothing to do.

If you ask them what social news happened recently, they may be confused.

But if you ask them what abstract things have appeared on the Internet recently.

Then they will always be the first to know!

And in the hearts of these Internet refugees, among the abstract figures that have emerged recently, there is only one person who can ascend to the throne of abstraction!

And for a period of time in the future, he can only be alone!

And this person is Chen Yu, who has been in the limelight recently!

According to the incisive summary of a netizen.

When others are imitating Chen Yu's extremely abstract style as much as possible.

Chen Yu was the only one who directly personified the abstraction!

At the beginning, the water friends thought it was a fake account created by a certain water friend.

But when they clicked into the homepage of Chen Yu's account and verified the truth at a glance.

The bullet screen flashed instantly:

"Respected His Royal Highness, I don't intend to offend you, please hold your hand high, just follow the anchor, don't follow me!"

(End of this chapter)