I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 48 I cleared the body 3 times, ghosts are not close, you can rest assured to pay attention!

Chapter 48 I protect my body with sanqing, ghosts are not close, you can rest assured to pay attention!

Chapter 50: I protect my body with sanqing, and ghosts are not close, so you can rest assured to pay attention!

Then, some water friends who watched the excitement and didn't think things were too big started the crazy work mode:
"Master, don't you claim to be the best fortune teller? Now hurry up and do the math for yourself! This is related to your life and death!"

"This is a G of G. The master originally wanted to attract some fools to circle a little Yuanzi, but it turned out that he had never expected it, and he just attracted the professional accountants of death!"

"Xie Baoqing, Xie Baoqing, you said you are fine, why provoke Li Yunlong!"

"Okay, brothers, there's no need to calculate this divination. I can just do the calculation for the master. Once Brother Funeral pays attention to the master, within 24 hours, the master will definitely die suddenly! If not, I will die on the spot mom!"

"Wucao, the brother upstairs is careful, after all, the death of a mother is still a big deal!"

"Brother upstairs, don't dissuade me. Let's not talk about the record that Brother Funeral has never missed. Even if I really miss, I will just die as an electronic mother! As we all know, there are countless electronic mothers. If one dies, there are still countless Electronic mom fights for me!"

"It's really grass, isn't it who you said the funeral brother is? Is he really that powerful!?"

"I don't know if it's serious or not, but what I do know is that anyone who gets the attention of Brother Funeral can make a mahjong table in the underworld!"

…………

As Chen Yu entered the live broadcast room, many fans were attracted to the live broadcast room.

Seeing that the number of leeks in the live broadcast room began to increase sharply.

The fake Taoist priest's face was full of emotion.

Can't finish cutting, this leek can't finish cutting at all!

But soon, he realized something was wrong.

That's what these leeks are discussing, it's not him at all!

Especially when the fake Taoist glanced at the barrage on the screen, they were all after talking about the famous funeral brother.

The fake Taoist frowned slightly in his heart.

Fake Taoists have also heard a little about the funeral brother who has been in the limelight recently.

According to legend, this funeral brother is simply a disaster from heaven!
But all the anchors he followed, counted as one, died suddenly for various reasons within 24 hours!
So much so that there is a saying that is circulating on the Internet now:

But for those who are paid attention to by Chen Yu, prepare for the first seven immediately!At that time, when the person lies down, the suona sounds, and the cloth is covered, the whole village is waiting for the food to be served, walking and lifting, followed by a piece of white!

For this, the fake Taoist not only sneered, but also was very jealous of Chen Yu!

In his opinion, it's bullshit to pay attention to the law of certain death!
It's nothing more than that they are all bluffing and deceiving colleagues like him. The only useless thing is that Chen Yu can earn a small goal earlier than him!

As the saying goes, when colleagues meet, they are extremely jealous.

In addition, as soon as Chen Yu came in, he directly provoked him on the spot, as if to smash his place.

At that moment, the fake Taoist first pretended to pinch his fingers for a while, and then said in a serious voice: "I'm sorry, fellow water friends, I don't have a relationship with this water friend named Funeral Service One-stop, so I can't Fortune teller for it!"

Now, the water friends stopped working immediately, and one of the local tyrants called Death Preacher was even the king of fire, and watching the excitement was no big deal:

"Wucao, master, are you cowardly? Isn't it just a matter of one Huazi? If you are willing to tell a fortune, I will give you a hundred Huazi!"

As soon as the voice fell, a barrage appeared in the live broadcast room:
"Ding dong, the death missionary rewarded ten Huazi!"

Seeing this barrage, the fake Taoist's breathing became short of breath!
A Huazi costs 3000 yuan.

Ten Huazi is 3 yuan!
This one hundred Huazi is a total of 30!

At that moment, the master with a face of "Daogu Xianfeng" counted his fingers, and Jinkou asserted: "The poor Taoist counted his fingers, this water friend named Funeral One Dragon will definitely pay attention to me!"

"Mist grass hahaha! Is this master crazy? For a hundred Huazi, you are so anxious to give away the head!?"

"Okay, okay! Now the whole Northwest Shanxi will be smashed into a pot of porridge!"

"Come on! There is one private seat in the No. [-] incinerator of the crematorium. Master, please come inside! By the way, how familiar do you want to be, master?"

"Boss of the crematorium: Woohoo! Don't give it away! Really don't give it away! It can't be finished! It can't be finished at all!"

"Borer Funeral: Why are you staring at me in a daze? Hurry up and grab some food!"

………………

Facing the turbulent barrage, the fake Taoist sneered in his heart.

You think I live less, I think you earn less!
A bunch of idiots, they were fooled around by this funeral brother!

Pay attention to death?
What hooks!
Whoever believes in sb!

If it is said that the fake Taoist priest hoped that Chen Yu would get out of here quickly, so as not to cause trouble for himself.

So now, the fake Taoist priests really hope that Chen Yu will pay attention to him quickly!

In this way, I will be able to circle a wave of Yuanzi fiercely!

But what he didn't expect was that this little wall lamp was a little ignorant!
One-stop funeral service: Ah, the master's calculations are pretty accurate, but I'm a little worried. If I really pay attention to the master, what if something happens to the master and it's my fault?
When the fake Taoist saw it, his head was smoking with anger! !

You crow mouth, can you speak!

But he still had a calm expression on his face: "Don't worry, this water friend, I have Sanqing body protection, ordinary sneaky people can't get close, so you can rest assured and boldly pay attention!"

On the other hand, Chen Yu, the reason why he said this was mainly because he wanted to clear up the relationship.

After all, as his reputation continues to grow, he has already successfully attracted the attention of the note.

For this reason, he had to remove himself as much as possible.

Thinking of this, Chen Yu sent another barrage: "Master, you promise, I have nothing to do with what happens after that?"

Seeing Chen Yu squirm, the fake Taoist became even more unhappy.

What the hell do you mean?

Is it possible to be sure that something will happen to me?
Damn you!

Thinking of this, the fake master suddenly got a little angry: "This water friend, I figured out that you follow me, I figured out that you have a destiny with me, but if you go against the sky, then you will be toasted and not eaten!!"

Seeing that the fake masters have talked about this.

Chen Yu was immediately happy.

Well, this door-to-door business is really worthless!
He first backhandedly clicked a follow, and then sent a message in the work group:
"Little ones, come alive!"

(End of this chapter)

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