I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 49 Your mother and I eat spicy noodles!Hiss, ha, ah!
After Chen Yu finished speaking, he exited the studio.

I have finished paying attention to what I should pay attention to, and the next thing is to wait for the funeral of this old magic stick.

"My mother was assaulted a hundred times by my apprentice. Within an hour, his mother was assaulted by his apprentice, and he assaulted his apprentice again..."

"Hiss, what world-renowned taboo subject?"

When Chen Yu thought of the system's prompt just now, his head became hot.

The people in the city play too much shit, I want to go back to the countryside! !
After he left, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all joking there with the mentality of watching the excitement.

After all, if you can get Chen Yu's attention, you are really unlucky!

Nine out of ten chances are that you won't be able to avoid sudden death!
The old god stick saw that 10 out of 9 of his live broadcasts were all about Chen Yu.

And most of what he said was what he wanted to say.

He was so angry that his nose was crooked!

Damn it, why is it so unlucky today to meet this turtle grandson?

Hey!
Fuck him a snakeskin hammer ball!

Facing the screen, he pinched his beard.

"Fellow daoists, just listen to the words of the poor Taoist, that Chen Yu just falsified, I can't believe it!"

"It's still the same sentence, for minor illnesses and disasters, the rootless water of the little yellow cart below can eliminate illnesses and disasters."

"If you encounter something difficult to pass, send a private message in the background. If there is a destined person, the poor will naturally pass!"

This fake Taoist priest saw that the wind direction in the live broadcast room was crooked.

Hurry up and spread the word, Karma about leeks.

I have to admire my professionalism!
But when I thought of the last sentence Chen Yu said in the live broadcast room just now.

What happened after that has nothing to do with him?
The old magic stick narrowed his eyes in an instant.

Judging from his experience of being beaten, scolded and hunted down Shibatiao Street for many years.

There must be something strange here!
"No, I have to call my mother and withdraw the money in the account."

An old cunt is an old cunt, this account is bound to a fucking ID card.

I thought that if something happened at that time, it would involve legal issues.

It has nothing to do with myself.

But the money has to be taken out!
The money was not obtained by cheating. It is nonsense to say that he cheated!

He has been a porter of nature for so many years.

It's all hard money!

Thank you for the gift of nature!

The magic stick turned around and dialed the home phone.

"beep...beep...beep"

The phone rang for a while before being picked up.

"Hey, Mom, I've just given people a chance to get rid of disasters and illnesses, and I'm a predestined person. My rootless water will be sold out soon, so quickly withdraw the money in the account and burn it for the ancestors, so that I can come back again." Get some predestined people!"

This is the code word agreed between the old god stick and his mother.

It is said that the money was burned to the ancestors, but in fact it was withdrawn and they spent it themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while.

Immediately afterwards, I heard: "Ah... ah, son... what are you talking about? Okay, okay... hiss... Mom, mom will do it in a while... ha~ah~"

"Hey, Mom, what's the sound from you?" The old magician heard his mother talking intermittently.

Thinking that his mother herself suffers from asthma, I can't help but feel a little worried.

"Mom, mom is fine, just...eating, eating spicy strips..."

Hearing that it was eating spicy strips, the old god stick was in a hurry!

"Why are you eating spicy strips again? The doctor said to avoid spicy food!"

But I didn't expect that just halfway through the old magic stick's words, there was a sudden exclamation from the other end of the phone.

"Ah!!! Pain, pain..."

"Mom, what's wrong with you? What, you knocked your foot again??? Your breathing is so heavy, you must have another asthma attack!"

? ? ? ?
The audience in the live broadcast room felt that the voice of the old magic stick's mother just now was a bit strange.

Now that I hear this voice, I have read countless films, and the keen-eyed water friends understand it in seconds!

Huosu started to work on the barrage.

"Mistgrass! Eating spicy strips? I was eating them just now, hiss! Ha! Ah!"

"Guess blindly, and the old magician's mother will say that she is running in a while!"

"Ah~ I knocked my toe! Mmm~ Shh~ Mmmmm~ I'm running!"

"Upstairs, why can you speak?"

"Master, the hat on your father's head is already 1.9 meters long?"

"Hey~ It's another day of instant understanding (squinting smile/)"

"I just watched a series about exercising with my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law runs as soon as I get in touch, but the master's mother, hiss! The taste is a bit heavy! Who is the warrior!"

"I have a friend!"

"Judging from the face of this master, he is already 50 to [-] years old. His mother... Wucao! It turns out that his mother likes to eat big fruits!"

"..."

Of course the fake Taoist didn't watch the barrage in the live broadcast room.

What he is worried about now is whether something will happen to his mother's asthma.

After his father went to the Western Paradise two years ago, he and his mother depended on each other for life.

But think about it, even if she is sixty, she will be lonely.

Usually, I often go out to meet old classmates.

Girlfriends shopping.

It was after her father drove west that she suddenly fell in love with eating spicy noodles.

But how can the elderly eat more spicy strips?
You see, there is a problem with eating!

The old Taoist thought for a moment.

Immediately thought of his precious apprentice.

This baby apprentice is really a baby!

Not only live well, live well!

"Mom, do you have any medicine now? If you can't, please contact my apprentice! I'll come right now!"

The old god stick lives in the same community as his mother.

His precious apprentice naturally arranged to live in the same room as him.

Not for anything else, just for convenience!
He was broadcasting live outside, and his apprentice should be at home now.

In the past, he found his mother faster than himself.

Just as he was about to hang up the phone, he heard an extremely familiar voice on the other end of the phone, which he heard day and night at the bedside.

"Master, I'm right next to you. I'll take care of my wife if there's anything wrong. Don't worry!"

"Ah, that's right, son, your Uncle Zhang... Zhang Mazi's apprentice is... right next to me, mom is fine!"

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
This sound comes out.

Even the old god stick who had no doubts at first felt something was wrong! ! !

rough!
I am going home now!

Is it because my mother puts a hat on me when I step on the horse? ? ? ?

(End of this chapter)