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Chapter 50 You Call Me Daddy, I Call You Master, And Wife!

The old magic stick is getting angry now, his eyes are burning, and the wind is blowing under his feet.

I wish I was a real god alive, so I could rush to my house with two wings!
"There is a problem, there must be a problem!"

The old man was so angry that his head was smoking.

Fortunately, his mother's house is not far from the place where he broadcasts live.

In addition, I ran in a hurry, and I arrived in 1 minute.

downstairs.

He didn't forget to copy a beer bottle!

at the same time.

In the live broadcast room, because the old god stick was too anxious, he didn't close the live broadcast room at all.

Although he didn't have time to read the message.

But it doesn't affect the netizens to have fun all the time!

"Let me see, let me see, whose ethical drama is this again!"

"Something's going to happen, something's going to happen, I feel like Brother Yu is going to activate his skills again!"

"Did you kill one of them this day, and don't even have a CD?"

"It used to be ordinary people, but now it's all fortune-telling. Is this a monopoly?"

"Brothers, as we all know, we, the sons of Death God, don't accept innocent souls. How many people have been deceived by this old man, how many people have been caught by him, and the Yintang is blackened into briquettes!"

"Ahahahaha, I don't care about anything else, I only care about what's going on with the master's mother and his apprentice!"

"What else could it be? "60-year-old super-mature woman, the first experience of returning to youth~"

"Fuck! Brother, you know this industry!"

……

How could netizens miss this kind of melon-eating drama.

Life is incomplete without eating melons!
Gnaw melon seeds, let's watch a good show!
I saw that the old magic stick walked three steps and two steps, and ran to the door of his house not long after.

After entering the house.

I saw two empty wine glasses on the table.

There were also two shirts in a mess on the sofa.

"In the Mood for Love" was playing on TV.

The face of the old god stick is emerald green.

"Snapped!"

Kick open the door.

Without unlocking!

The scene in front of me shocked everyone for 500 years! ! !
Lonely men and widows, old women and young husbands, poorly clothed! ! !
Not to mention the master, the netizens in the live broadcast room have never seen this plot before!
Too taboo and too exciting!

The impact came directly to the face!

Ever since, this master has gained the most barrage and the highest popularity in his history!

It even rushed to the homepage of the live broadcast platform, and countless passers-by came in to watch the show!

"Mist Grass Fog Grass! What Adam and Eve???"

"I, ah, this!"

"I was dumbfounded, and my dog ​​was also dumbfounded! It said that they had never seen such a thing in their lives!"

"It's broken! There is a new theme in the domestic area!"

"Why is it even more perverted than the little girl next door! Master, your mother is likely to be another great dragon country woman who opened up the situation internationally after Teacher Liu Yue!"

"I like it, I like it, more!"

"This one is even more heavyweight! Just looking at it, you can see that you have eaten Jiuzhuan Dachang!"

……

That's a good word to say.

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

What's more, how many people have been deceived and harmed by this old man!

These are all his faults today!
The old magic stick took a deep breath and almost fainted!
I have been an apprentice for so many years, and now I have turned against my mother? ? ?

I'll fuck you!
"Damn you! I'll fuck Li Liang!!!"

The old magic stick was about to go up and be his apprentice.

Of course, whether to do it now or not.

After all, it is not the time.

If it really works, the three of them twisted together, a world famous painting!

I'm a darling!

"Master! Master! Listen to my explanation. I and my wife really love each other!"

The sentence of true love almost gave the old god stick a twitch!

You six!

Attack me while I'm not prepared! ! !

"Get lost! Don't call me master, I'll kill you!"

The old Taoist picked up the beer bottle and chased the apprentice all over the room.

"Master! Master, calm down!"

"come over!"

"son!"

The old god stick jumped out and stood in front of the old god stick.

snapped.

"I forbid you to say that about your Uncle Zhang!"

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???

Soul crit! ! !

Fuck you are a DJ! ! !
The apprentice hid behind the magic stick's mother, and said earnestly: "Master, I have already thought about it. From now on, we will discuss our own things."

"You call me father, I call you master, and of course, wife."

This sentence contains a huge amount of information! ! !
The previous reminder almost wiped out Chen Yu's CPU.

Now this sentence directly wipes out the fucking CPU of the whole network and the magic stick!
"Grandmaster spends more time playing than his mother?"

"It's not a family, don't enter a family!"

"Fuck! So the master is a 0, hahahahaha!"

"I can't see it, I can't see it! The master usually doesn't act like a baby with his apprentice, does he?"

"What kind of oil do you recommend?"

"He was attacked by his apprentice, and his mother was attacked by his apprentice, what the hell! It turns out that the apprentice is the biggest winner! Two at a time!"

"Will the body's nutrition not be able to keep up? We need to make up for it!"

"I treat you as my husband, but you want to be my father, hahahahaha."

"Islanders: You still know how to play! I don't have such imagination!"

"Big Liu: 6. In terms of sci-fi, I've always kept a hand."

……

Awesome! ! !

It can be said that what his apprentice said just now.

Directly disrupt this layer of ethical relationship and make it 180 times more complicated!
Who said no?
The mother of the old magic stick was completely dumbfounded by this sentence!
"Okay, you brat! You're secretly doing 0 outside behind my back!"

"Are you worthy of your dead father!"

Only the world where the god stick father was injured was born!
If his father found out, he would really be so angry that he would jump up in the grave!

I'm dead, you two still want to fuck me? ?

The magic stick mother doesn't care what kind of image she is.

He rushed over and slapped his son on the head indiscriminately.

The old god stick people are stupid.

Are you sorry for my father!
Forget it, I'm sorry anyway.

It's over! ! !
The old god stick touched the wine bottle and was going to fuck his husband's apprentice.

"My precious master's wife, what are you looking for? Dad help you look for it."

abstract!

Extremely abstract!

The ultimate abstraction! ! !
Step on a horse, you are really damned!
"Either you die today, or I die!"

The master slammed the wine bottle on the head of his apprentice.

This scene was once quite chaotic!
Comparable to the Nth World War!
It is impossible to tell who is fighting whom, and who is forming an alliance with whom!
The reason why the disciples can settle in successfully is not all because the master is fucking lonely.

There is also a deeper reason.

That's why he's strong and strong!

Especially the strength of the waist and abdominal muscles, it can be called a must!
Otherwise, how could it support two farmlands?

Before it was too late, the apprentice grabbed the master's arm.

"Master, if you are like this, I will not be polite to your father!"

"you!!!"

"I'll kill you bastard!"

The master refused to give up, and even hit people with a wine bottle.

The apprentice pushed the opponent away with a force.

Because I usually exercise more, my hands are very strong.

In addition, the master's blood surged up, straight to the forehead.

For a moment, the feet are floating.

Being pushed by the apprentice, the center of gravity drifted for a while.

The body loses balance instantly.

"what!!!"

With a terrified cry.

The old god stick was wearing a Taoist uniform, and his thin body hit the corner of the bed heavily.

Bang! ! !
click! ! !
There were two voices in succession.

Obviously, it was the sound of his skull breaking when his head hit the corner of the bed! ! !

Da da da……

The mobile phone of the old god stick live broadcast also fell to the ground and bounced twice.

And it just so happened that when it landed, the phone lens was shining on the face of the old god stick from a very strange angle! ! !
A pair of terrified eyes stared straight ahead, unable to close them!

The blush spread on the ground.

In the room and in the studio.

There is a dead silence at the moment! ! !
(End of this chapter)