I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 62 Is there a discount for organizing a group to do funeral affairs?

Early in the morning.

This group of uncles and aunts seems to be picking vegetables in their own fields.

Holding a sack and a pole cart, I went to the field to pick pumpkins.

Because the pumpkin field is too big, even if the proprietress of the farmhouse asks her mother-in-law, father-in-law, and parents to stay on duty overnight, there is no way to stop it.

These grandpas and aunts are like a group of pervasive pests.

Although they are thin and weak, each of them brought back more than 100 catties of pumpkins in the morning.

"My wife is back, hurry up and make these pumpkins, let's have fresh pumpkin porridge for breakfast!"

"Good good."

After the aunt brought back these pumpkins, she asked her wife to make breakfast.

After the pumpkin porridge was processed, the aroma overflowed, and both of them salivated.

"Wow, the pumpkin from other people's house is delicious!"

Although when arguing with the proprietress, she always said that the quality of the pumpkin was not good, but she knew it when she ate it.

This pumpkin is so fresh and of good quality, otherwise they wouldn't pick it every day.

Sitting in the sun, enjoying a bowl of pumpkin porridge.

This kind of thing that does not cost money is fragrant when riding a horse!
Of course they also left some pumpkin.

I just plan to keep more of them and go to the market to sell them for money.

Since they were caught by the proprietress of the farmhouse yesterday and broke the cart, they don't have many pumpkins in their hands.

"My wife, you stay at home for a while, and I will go to the field to pick some pumpkins."

As Aunt Zhang said, she picked up the small basket and walked towards the pumpkin field.

I don't know, I thought she was going to pick green onions!
When we arrived at the pumpkin field, the proprietress Yu Xin was already ready.

She held the camera of her mobile phone and looked at the old gangsters who came in groups, her nose was almost crooked.

"My friends, you can see that this group of old people come here in groups to steal pumpkins all day long!"

"Today I will expose them well and let their children know what kind of people they are!"

Since the last live broadcast by Aunt Zhang, Yu Xin, the proprietress, discovered that those netizens still have the ability to distinguish right from wrong.

After going back, netizens even suggested that she start a live broadcast to expose these old people.

So she also wants to try the power of the Internet today, to expose these shameless old men and women.

Aunt Zhang, who took the lead, saw Yu Xin's approach, and walked up three steps in two steps, trying to snatch the other party's mobile phone.

"Shooting what? Did we agree with you? You bitch! Bring me your phone!"

"Old fellows, let's snatch his mobile phone quickly, and don't let him take pictures!"

These old women and old men usually have their sons and daughters-in-law watching live broadcasts at home, so they also know a little bit.

It's as if people in the village want to gossip.

They don't understand what laws you talk about with them, but if you say that you will be gossiped, they will be a little scared.

Because it's a bit old.

In addition, Yu Xin is not a fool, so of course they won't let them snatch the phone so easily.

After the group of grandpas and aunts robbed for a while, they became so angry that they picked up the pole directly, trying to smash Yu Xin's mobile phone and her head.

She was just a weak woman.

Seeing this group of grandpas and aunts, so unreasonable, even wanting to hurt themselves, tears welled up in their eyes in an instant.

The mobile phone in his hand accidentally dropped on the ground and was snatched away by them.

Yu Xin also hated herself for not living up to expectations!
He stomped his feet anxiously.

"You little bastard, you still want to take pictures of us? You take pictures? Take pictures!"

In this case, you will be extremely arrogant after getting the phone, pointing at her nose and cursing while making a gesture of falling.

Seeing that the aunt snatched other people's mobile phones so unreasonably, she wanted to break other people's mobile phones.

All of a sudden, the audience couldn't help but curse.

"You shameless old bastard! Is this phone yours!"

"Give her the phone back!"

"Old man, you should die early!"

"It's okay to take other people's things, but you still want to beat and rob others. The longer you live, the more shameless you are. Why are people with loess buried in their necks so shameless???"

……

This kind of person doesn't need to reason with him at all, and he is polite, what is he, the elderly are a bunch of old hooligans!
After Aunt Zhang snatched the phone.

He and the group of uncles and aunts saw the barrage on the screen rushing past.

Although they were old and faint, they couldn't read any words clearly, but these people also saw some curse words.

It exploded immediately!
"Do you young people understand what it means to respect the elderly? Why are your mouths so poisonous!"

"I bury my neck? Even if it is death, you will die first! You have such a cheap mouth, when the time comes, the white-haired parents will send the black-haired ones! I tui!!!"

These old hooligans not only steal things to take advantage of their backgrounds, but even swearing is a professional field.

One sentence is more vicious than one sentence.

Netizens are not polite at all.

"What do you think you are? Seeing that you are old enough to call grandpa and grandma respectfully, but if you are so shameless, you really don't deserve it!"

"The king of Hades will remember all the immoral things you did yourself. After you go down, go up the mountain of knives and the pan of oil!"

"You have such a cheap mouth, do your sons and daughters know? If you know, Qingming probably won't offer incense to you!"

Aunt Zhang pointed at the barrage, and her companions were anxious.

"This, this, look, look, why are these young people so cheap now?"

"You should all be buried on the hilltop in front of my house!"

"There is a Chen's Funeral Company running a cemetery here. When it's done, I will drag you here one by one to bury you!!!"

???

After the aunt said this, she was still cursing.

But the netizens fell silent and stopped posting barrage.

It's not that they were afraid of this aunt, but they heard aunt talking about Chen's Funeral Company! ! !

Chen family, funeral, cemetery...

It all adds up.

They are all telling you one thing.

That is, the other party is Chen Yu! ! !
first timing.

Netizens began to quickly look through the hateful aunt's fan list to see if there was a guy named "Chen's Funeral Service Company"!

The aunt suddenly quieted down when she saw these netizens.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

These little bastards still want to fight me, fuck off!

But in the next second, the barrage fell like snowflakes!
"Damn!!! I really paid attention!!! Brother Chen! Brother Yu! My brother!!!"

"Congratulations! Congratulations! It turns out that Brother Funeral has already paid attention to this old man, so happy, hahaha!"

"It's Karma, I'm ready to ask for Karma! Hehe!"

"Hey, guess what? Brother Yu also has several other wicked uncles and aunts in his watch list!"

"Brother Yu is wise!!! Brother Yu is mighty!!!"

"This time, I'm organizing a group to do funeral affairs? Are you rushing to join because of the discount? Hahahaha!"

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(End of this chapter)