I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 63 I Kindly Persuade You To Do The Funeral Matters, But You Curse Me To Death?

Chapter 63 I Kindly Persuade You To Do The Funeral Matters, But You Curse Me To Death?
The aunt felt very strange after seeing these bullet screens. Who is this Chen Yu they are talking about?

But although I don't know this Chen Yu.

But after seeing what the netizens said about Karma and preparing for the funeral, the aunt only felt quite unlucky.

"You bastards curse me to death? When the time comes, you'll be buried, and I'll dig out your graves one by one!!!"

"Look, these bastards are cursing us to death!"

After seeing the bullet screen on the mobile phone that Aunt Zhang handed them, an uncle and aunt were also angry, with their noses crooked and their eyes slanted.

"Bah! My dogs live longer than you!"

"The mouth of the younger generation is really poisonous! You guys will die!"

"Uneducated! Uneducated! You should flog your corpses after you die!"

……

Regarding the appearance of these uncles and aunts, netizens speculate that these uncles don't know what will happen to them in the future.

They all sighed and shook their heads.

"Hey, brothers, good words are hard to persuade, damn ghosts, this group of uncles and aunts are running out of time."

"Auntie, seeing that your days are numbered, let us tell you, this Chen Yu is a well-known god of death, whoever pays attention to him will die, and six or seven anchors have already gone to see Lord Yan!"

"Forget it, why tell them this? By the time we see them next time, they will probably be half-cooled."

"Auntie, listen to me, you have been paid attention to by the funeral brother, prepare for the funeral, tell your sons and daughters to prepare well, choose a coffin you like and lie down for a while, so as not to feel panic after getting it .”

"I heard that Brother Yu is a very nice person. You can get a discount if you book with him before you are alive. If you go in a group, you may get a [-]% discount. It will save you a lot of money! Isn't it better than stealing pumpkins?"

Netizens are sincerely persuading!
No matter how you say, people are going to be karma, and it would be too much to scold.

But in the eyes of this group of veterans, these words are the most vicious curse!
"You, you, you little bastards, curse us to death??? I will beat you to death!"

Snapped!
He directly smashed Yu Xin's mobile phone to the ground.

Not only that, but also stepped on a few feet heavily.

Can't wait until this phone is crushed!

"You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch, you son of a bitch!!! Let my mother die!"

When Yu Xin saw this aunt, she even smashed her mobile phone.

All of a sudden it caught fire.

If you rush forward, you will push people away.

"You old woman, why are you still smashing people's mobile phones!"

"What's the matter if I smashed it? If you smashed your phone, it would be easy! Who told you to start a live broadcast to find those who are popular with us? If we are really mad, we will not let you go even if we are ghosts!"

Yu Xin really wanted to kill these old men and women with a hoe.

But she can't, she still has her husband, children, and parents.

All of a sudden, a sense of helplessness and all the previous grievances came to my mind.

She cried out on the spot.

Crying loudly, causing the passing people to gather around here.

The uncles and aunts saw more people.

Pooh.

"Why are you crying? Bah! Shameless!"

After scolding, he left quickly.

When Yu Xin's husband ran over, the group of scoundrels had already disappeared without a trace.

She could only cry in her husband's arms.

It's just that netizens know that the time for this group of old men to climb up is numbered!
……

Three nights later.

It was completely dark.

Even the rural areas of Modu.

As long as no street lights are installed, at night, it will be pitch black when it gets dark.

In the dark night, on the top of the mountain.

In the grass, a few dogs could be heard barking.

"Wow, woof, woof! (Made, I'm so hungry, this ghost hill is full of graves of ancestors, eat a ghost.)"

"Wow, woof, woof, woof~~~ (Originally, there was still some game to eat on the mountain, but since Chen Yu came here, many animals on the mountain have run away.)"

"Wow! Wow! (I'm so annoying, next time that Chen Yu comes, I'll bite him, who told him to move our territory! Wow~~~(I'm super fierce!!!))"

"Woof! Woah! (Add me! Fight, grandma!)"

A few wild dogs here are chatting and exchanging information.

When they talked about idioms, several dogs also barked, expressing their agreement.

At this time, a leading wild dog with piercing eyes came out of the darkness, as if the light was about to penetrate the darkness.

"Wow woof woof!!!
It opened its mouth and sternly scolded the group of dogs and grandchildren just now.

The group of dogs who were fighting to bite Chen Yu were instantly wilted.

Set up the leading wild dog, and see your sons and grandchildren lying on the ground, with their chests up and their heads up, and they reprimanded them sharply.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof! Just die! That’s Chen Yu! We might turn into dead dogs at some point! Whoever dares to incite you to bite Chen Yu in the future, I’ll be the first to bite you to death!)”

"Woof? (Understand?)"

"Wow!!! (Got it!)"

A group of dogs shouted in unison, shaking the mountain a little.

Then an old dog slowly walked out of the queue and came in front of the leader.

"Woof! (Boss, we have been hungry for a long time, and many children have lost weight.)"

The leading dog raised his chin.

The dogs walked to the edge of the cliff.

Looking down at the village with dim lights.

Like a treasure in the dark night.

"Wang? (Boss, you mean, go to the village to steal food?)"

"Wow, woof (No, there is a pumpkin field at the foot of the mountain. Recently, the dog scouts discovered that a group of dogs were destroying the melon field. A lot of pumpkins were smashed and left in the field. We can eat them.)"

Hear the shit.

Some dogs don't want to.

"Wow, woof, woof?? (Boss, should we be vegetarians? Are we too embarrassing to be wild dogs?)"

"Wow! (You don't like vegetarians, do you? Our mother is an omnivore!)"

One word wakes up the dog in the dream.

After hearing this dog talk, the dogs at the scene also gave in.

After all, I have been hungry for a long time, and if I don't eat something, I am afraid that I will starve to death on this mountain.

Under the leadership of the dog king, a group of dogs disappeared into the night.

Go towards the pumpkin field down the mountain.

……

(End of this chapter)

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