This star is a bit cold
Chapter 261 Growing Vegetables and Interviewing
Chapter 261 Growing Vegetables and Interviewing
Weeding, plowing and sterilizing, applying organic fertilizer, dividing ridges, digging trenches, sowing, covering soil, and preparing the soil.
Generally speaking, this is what Ye Che has to do in the early stage.
It sounds simple, but for a person who has never farmed, it is really not an easy task to plant more than one acre of land under basically artificial planting conditions.
One mu of land, 667 square meters, about the size of 1.5 standard basketball courts, sounds like that, but when it is time to sow the land, there is a moment when people really don't know what to do.
Regarding how many acres of land a person can plant purely manually, before Ye Che came here, he did a little research on the experience and opinions of netizens on the Internet. Some people said that three or four acres of land is enough, some people think that three or four acres of land is just like playing, and ten acres Only then will you feel tired, and some netizens feel that if you really work hard on farming, twenty or thirty acres is not impossible.
Twenty or thirty acres of pure labor, what Popeye.
All in all, after he really started to measure the land with his feet, Ye Che felt that three or four mu was a relatively normal figure, for his hypocrisy!For people with average physical fitness, the current acre of land is not a small challenge.
But having said that, it seems that there are really fools who believe what the netizens say
Oh, it’s not just the netizens. This example is about Meng Xuan. As a reckless person, his recklessness is not only reflected in the randomness of his planting, but also in his reckless belief in the experience of netizens and his father. talk
"Xuan! Dad tells you! Farming sounds bluffing. One acre of land seems really big, but in fact it's all paper tigers! As long as you put in a little effort, it's easy to plant ten or twenty acres, like It was when your father and I were young, we planted ten acres of land, and after planting it every day, we didn’t sweat a single drop!"
Although these words sounded like bragging, Meng Xuan still expressed his opinion to his father on the spot at that time: "What is this? If I planted twenty acres of land, I wouldn't even bother to take a breath!"
If you want Ye Che to say it, you really don't need to breathe, because you are already cold, how can you breathe.
When Meng Xuan's father heard Meng Xuan's words at that time, Meng Xuan's father was stunned for a moment, and then said with emotion: "It really is a tiger father without dogs! I am looking forward to watching your wonderful performance on TV!"
To a certain extent, it is true that a tiger father has no dog son, or that the waves are higher than the waves, and the blowing is getting bigger and bigger.
All in all, Meng Xuan is indeed a little bit hard to get off now, so even though the size of one mu of land shocked him, our brother Xuan still chose to build a seven or eight mu of land to test the waters without hesitation.
Well, it's not twenty acres. After all, Brother Xuan is just reckless, not an idiot.
But in Ye Che's view, seven or eight acres is actually quite reckless.
After all, although Meng Xuan's physical strength is better than his, but there is one thing to say, not much better.
For this, Ye Che could only give Meng Xuan a motto engraved on the Delphi Temple in his world: "Know yourself!"
By the way, when Ye Che said this to Meng Xuan, the camera was working, and seeing that he was in front of the camera, facing Ye Che's reminder, Meng Xuan smiled lightly, and said indifferently: "It's because I have a clear enough understanding of myself that I made such a choice, and the choice is an attitude!"
Ye Che: "?"
I feel that when you say this, you seem to think that you are very handsome
But if you think about it carefully, why do you feel that the preface is a bit out of line, a little bit of nonsense?
In addition, the land they want to use for farming is naturally impossible to use for free. Although due to the problem of population loss, many lands have long been turned into wasteland and no one has planted them, but this is not free after all. Reason, the rent that should be paid still has to be given.
The price is much lower than the market price due to the fact that no one grows it, but judging from their current situation, this is obviously not a small expense. Fortunately, there is no need to pay now.
Then the question comes, Xuan, do you really want to plant the land here for a year or two and then pay off the debt?
Leaving Meng Xuan's situation aside, Ye Che's words, as a person who has a clear enough understanding of himself, of course it is impossible to be as unreasonable as Meng Xuan. For more than an acre of land, Ye Che Just right.
It won't be too tiring and time-consuming, and it won't be too relaxed to deviate from the main purpose of this variety show.
Besides, apart from completing the mission goals of the program group, Ye Che is really ready to plant more than an acre of land to experience it. If he wants to experience it deeply, life will naturally not be too easy.
For example, right now, Ye Che is weeding.
The time has just pointed to two o'clock in the afternoon. Although summer has not yet arrived, the temperature has already stepped on the body of spring and continues to climb, until today's 28 degrees. At this temperature, the appearance of the sun is no longer a joy, let alone However, Ye Che was still directly exposed to the sun.
So after just over an hour of drying, beads of sweat have dripped precisely along Ye Che's jawline into the soil.
When the hoe was on the day of the day, Khan dripped down the soil.
When I really started to experience it, I really had a completely different feeling.
Weeding, the safest way is of course manual weeding, but the efficiency is relatively low. Moreover, weeding is indeed a hard work. If weeding is not done now, the weeds will not grow again. Basically, a batch needs to be removed every once in a while.
But it is obvious that manual weeding is not suitable for large-scale planting. In contemporary agriculture, more weeding is still based on herbicides.
There are advantages and disadvantages to herbicides, but then again, without herbicides and various chemical fertilizers and pesticides, global agriculture is simply not enough to support such a large population.
But with Ye Che's current situation, manual weeding is not too troublesome, and in order to fully experience this process, Ye Che is not going to save this matter.
As far as various pesticides and fertilizers are concerned, in Ye Che's plan, they will be used, but they will definitely not be used excessively.
In addition, because the land leased to them is wasteland, the amount of weeding work is actually not small.
Bending down silently, Ye Che, who was wearing gloves, grabbed a ignorant weed, and then pulled it up with all his strength. The smell of fresh grass juice and soil mixed over the surface, and he checked carefully whether it was right or not. After too many roots remained, Ye Che casually threw the pulled weeds aside, and then continued to push forward.
There is still a large piece of weeds waiting for him in front of him. It is like a group of cattle and sheep waiting for the judgment of fate, and it is like a group of tough little lives using their unique tenacity to stretch their teeth and claws, even if they are uprooted. But every leaf of them shows that they will come back eventually!
They really did what they said. After all, they were an inseparable part of the land. It was just that people put a hat on them during the screening process, forcing them to stay away from this land.
But they should come back and they will come back after all, just like children will return to their mother's arms sooner or later, no matter how many difficulties and obstacles there are in the middle.
In addition, even if they were pulled out, they didn't actually die. Instead, they returned to the land after being dried and treated to nourish their brothers in the form of fertilizer.
It's a pity that the fate of their brothers is often not good.
However, they are the real owners of this land. They have accompanied the land for hundreds of millions of years with an unwavering attitude. These thousands of years are just an insignificant episode in their overall lives. After a while, everything will return to the way they are most familiar with.
On the way to work, Ye Che's mind kept popping up these vague thoughts one after another, adding a different kind of fun to the boring weeding process.
And although there are large areas of weeds and weeds in front of Ye Che, if the camera is zoomed out, behind Ye Che, there are more large areas of weeds that have been pulled out, and some of them have piled up into a large pile. The big haystacks under the ground prevent them from contacting the ground and prevent them from continuing to take root.
This is Ye Che's spoils from working all day yesterday.
In addition, a thin layer of weeds spread from behind Ye Che to the border of the field, just like the carpet Ye Che laid for himself for the coronation ceremony, declaring At this moment, and even in the past few months, who is the real owner of this land.
The cameras and staff not far away are the witnesses of the coronation ceremony.
Man sets foot on the ground, man makes a choice, man announces his coming.
This is the first step in man's conquest of land.
"Gu dong gu dong."
After drinking a mouthful of cold water, the staff member who wiped off his sweat looked at the figure in the field, feeling slightly dazed while feeling emotional.
Frankly speaking, this kind of reality show-like segment is actually quite a test for the staff. After all, they have to follow the film anytime and anywhere, and also enjoy the same weather treatment as the guests.
But it's still better than the guests. They have umbrellas, don't have to do too much work, and drink ice water prepared in advance. To be honest, the guests should suffer the most in this show.
But having said that, staring at someone for a long time is actually quite boring, and it will become a pain over time, and then pray for an early shift change.
But the staff member in charge of following Ye Che said that it didn't seem too boring?It's even vaguely fascinating.
In the final analysis, it was still the quietness of Mr. Ye when he was working and a very wonderful temperament that he exuded inadvertently.
As a variety show guest, he doesn't chatter and express himself when he's working, he doesn't deliberately create a little show effect with surprises, and he doesn't talk to himself about feelings and nonsense
He just bent over and worked in silence, with an almost calm posture.
It seems that he is not completing a job or task boringly, but he is really feeling the process very seriously, just like a devout believer going to the Holy City to worship, step by step, every step forward is to the heart a baptism.
It seems a bit mysterious to say this, but to put it simply, some people are handsome even if they are farmers!
While the photographer on Ye Che's side was admiring the masculinity, on the other side, Wan Dingwen was walking towards the field excitedly.
Of course, as a shortcut group, Wan Dingwen certainly didn't farm happily, but just recently, he finally received a task from the program team!
Having made his debut for so many years, Wan Dingwen has of course participated in many variety shows, and every variety show, no matter how good the promotional slogan is, no matter how lofty the purpose of the promotion, in the final analysis, it still cannot escape the essence of entertainment.
For entertainment, play around, make more interesting small links, more interaction, the effect of the program is basically there, so although the program "Forgotten Life" was made with a lot of fanfare before it was broadcast, Wanding In fact, Wen still feels that this variety show is not much different from other variety shows.
No, the existence of side missions just shows this point!
And to be honest, if someone really avoids the boring and long-term main quests, and instead relies on colorful and fully expressive side quests to complete the ultimate goal, wouldn't that be quite interesting?
In this way, not only is it easy, but the popularity will definitely increase. This way of clearing the level is in line with Wan Dingwen's understanding of variety shows.
So these days Wan Dingwen spends most of his time wandering around the village, and he has discovered some blind spots after a lot of walking, that is, tasks like looking for cats and dogs seem to be a bit low-end, and the pay is very low, so basically It is not within the scope of consideration of Wandingwen.
Just a few days later, with the mentality of giving it a try, Wan Dingwen took the initiative to get in touch with the program team, and then it was all right!
This task is coming at once!
And the reward was a full two hundred yuan, how much land would it take to earn it? !
In addition, the content is also simple. It seems to be a job similar to interviews. Take the questions on this piece of paper to interview farmers in this village who are still farming. No one can refuse such a good job, okay? !
With this in mind, Wan Dingwen came to the field excitedly with the unopened question letter, and the photographer followed closely behind him.
Looking around, Wan Dingwen quickly found his target - an old man who was drinking water and resting.
After all, it is the season of planting, and if it is later, it will really not catch up with the season, so no matter what the other time is, now, there are still many people in the field.
After locking the target, Wan Dingwen, who opened the envelope, rushed to the uncle before he could read it carefully. After a brief explanation, Wan Dingwen, who got the approval of the uncle, began to read the first question:
"Master, let me ask you something, um, are you happy being a farmer?"
Well, it's a very positive question, surely the uncle's answer will definitely touch the audience, right?
Then think carefully about what exactly is true happiness.
Wan Dingwen thought so, but after hearing this question, the wrinkled face of the uncle who seemed to be a little nervous suddenly collapsed, and then he said with a slumped face:
"I'm happy every chance I'm happy, I'm exhausted and I'm happy all the time!
I'm a happy hang, happy you? ! "
Wan Dingwen: "???"
uncle!You don't play your cards according to the routine!
With a dry laugh, Wan Dingwen, who didn't know how to answer, simply thought of the next question:
"So who do you think is making you unhappy?"
There seems to be something wrong with this question.
After reading it, Wan Dingwen, who was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked at the following question:
"What do you think of the local policy on agriculture?"
"Which one do you think is the most unreasonable?"
"May I ask what kind of chaos do you think there is in the local area?"
Wan Dingwen: "."
Hey!
This fucking wants me to die!
Is this something I can ask?Or in front of a national audience?
This 200 yuan is not even for the dog!
(End of this chapter)
Weeding, plowing and sterilizing, applying organic fertilizer, dividing ridges, digging trenches, sowing, covering soil, and preparing the soil.
Generally speaking, this is what Ye Che has to do in the early stage.
It sounds simple, but for a person who has never farmed, it is really not an easy task to plant more than one acre of land under basically artificial planting conditions.
One mu of land, 667 square meters, about the size of 1.5 standard basketball courts, sounds like that, but when it is time to sow the land, there is a moment when people really don't know what to do.
Regarding how many acres of land a person can plant purely manually, before Ye Che came here, he did a little research on the experience and opinions of netizens on the Internet. Some people said that three or four acres of land is enough, some people think that three or four acres of land is just like playing, and ten acres Only then will you feel tired, and some netizens feel that if you really work hard on farming, twenty or thirty acres is not impossible.
Twenty or thirty acres of pure labor, what Popeye.
All in all, after he really started to measure the land with his feet, Ye Che felt that three or four mu was a relatively normal figure, for his hypocrisy!For people with average physical fitness, the current acre of land is not a small challenge.
But having said that, it seems that there are really fools who believe what the netizens say
Oh, it’s not just the netizens. This example is about Meng Xuan. As a reckless person, his recklessness is not only reflected in the randomness of his planting, but also in his reckless belief in the experience of netizens and his father. talk
"Xuan! Dad tells you! Farming sounds bluffing. One acre of land seems really big, but in fact it's all paper tigers! As long as you put in a little effort, it's easy to plant ten or twenty acres, like It was when your father and I were young, we planted ten acres of land, and after planting it every day, we didn’t sweat a single drop!"
Although these words sounded like bragging, Meng Xuan still expressed his opinion to his father on the spot at that time: "What is this? If I planted twenty acres of land, I wouldn't even bother to take a breath!"
If you want Ye Che to say it, you really don't need to breathe, because you are already cold, how can you breathe.
When Meng Xuan's father heard Meng Xuan's words at that time, Meng Xuan's father was stunned for a moment, and then said with emotion: "It really is a tiger father without dogs! I am looking forward to watching your wonderful performance on TV!"
To a certain extent, it is true that a tiger father has no dog son, or that the waves are higher than the waves, and the blowing is getting bigger and bigger.
All in all, Meng Xuan is indeed a little bit hard to get off now, so even though the size of one mu of land shocked him, our brother Xuan still chose to build a seven or eight mu of land to test the waters without hesitation.
Well, it's not twenty acres. After all, Brother Xuan is just reckless, not an idiot.
But in Ye Che's view, seven or eight acres is actually quite reckless.
After all, although Meng Xuan's physical strength is better than his, but there is one thing to say, not much better.
For this, Ye Che could only give Meng Xuan a motto engraved on the Delphi Temple in his world: "Know yourself!"
By the way, when Ye Che said this to Meng Xuan, the camera was working, and seeing that he was in front of the camera, facing Ye Che's reminder, Meng Xuan smiled lightly, and said indifferently: "It's because I have a clear enough understanding of myself that I made such a choice, and the choice is an attitude!"
Ye Che: "?"
I feel that when you say this, you seem to think that you are very handsome
But if you think about it carefully, why do you feel that the preface is a bit out of line, a little bit of nonsense?
In addition, the land they want to use for farming is naturally impossible to use for free. Although due to the problem of population loss, many lands have long been turned into wasteland and no one has planted them, but this is not free after all. Reason, the rent that should be paid still has to be given.
The price is much lower than the market price due to the fact that no one grows it, but judging from their current situation, this is obviously not a small expense. Fortunately, there is no need to pay now.
Then the question comes, Xuan, do you really want to plant the land here for a year or two and then pay off the debt?
Leaving Meng Xuan's situation aside, Ye Che's words, as a person who has a clear enough understanding of himself, of course it is impossible to be as unreasonable as Meng Xuan. For more than an acre of land, Ye Che Just right.
It won't be too tiring and time-consuming, and it won't be too relaxed to deviate from the main purpose of this variety show.
Besides, apart from completing the mission goals of the program group, Ye Che is really ready to plant more than an acre of land to experience it. If he wants to experience it deeply, life will naturally not be too easy.
For example, right now, Ye Che is weeding.
The time has just pointed to two o'clock in the afternoon. Although summer has not yet arrived, the temperature has already stepped on the body of spring and continues to climb, until today's 28 degrees. At this temperature, the appearance of the sun is no longer a joy, let alone However, Ye Che was still directly exposed to the sun.
So after just over an hour of drying, beads of sweat have dripped precisely along Ye Che's jawline into the soil.
When the hoe was on the day of the day, Khan dripped down the soil.
When I really started to experience it, I really had a completely different feeling.
Weeding, the safest way is of course manual weeding, but the efficiency is relatively low. Moreover, weeding is indeed a hard work. If weeding is not done now, the weeds will not grow again. Basically, a batch needs to be removed every once in a while.
But it is obvious that manual weeding is not suitable for large-scale planting. In contemporary agriculture, more weeding is still based on herbicides.
There are advantages and disadvantages to herbicides, but then again, without herbicides and various chemical fertilizers and pesticides, global agriculture is simply not enough to support such a large population.
But with Ye Che's current situation, manual weeding is not too troublesome, and in order to fully experience this process, Ye Che is not going to save this matter.
As far as various pesticides and fertilizers are concerned, in Ye Che's plan, they will be used, but they will definitely not be used excessively.
In addition, because the land leased to them is wasteland, the amount of weeding work is actually not small.
Bending down silently, Ye Che, who was wearing gloves, grabbed a ignorant weed, and then pulled it up with all his strength. The smell of fresh grass juice and soil mixed over the surface, and he checked carefully whether it was right or not. After too many roots remained, Ye Che casually threw the pulled weeds aside, and then continued to push forward.
There is still a large piece of weeds waiting for him in front of him. It is like a group of cattle and sheep waiting for the judgment of fate, and it is like a group of tough little lives using their unique tenacity to stretch their teeth and claws, even if they are uprooted. But every leaf of them shows that they will come back eventually!
They really did what they said. After all, they were an inseparable part of the land. It was just that people put a hat on them during the screening process, forcing them to stay away from this land.
But they should come back and they will come back after all, just like children will return to their mother's arms sooner or later, no matter how many difficulties and obstacles there are in the middle.
In addition, even if they were pulled out, they didn't actually die. Instead, they returned to the land after being dried and treated to nourish their brothers in the form of fertilizer.
It's a pity that the fate of their brothers is often not good.
However, they are the real owners of this land. They have accompanied the land for hundreds of millions of years with an unwavering attitude. These thousands of years are just an insignificant episode in their overall lives. After a while, everything will return to the way they are most familiar with.
On the way to work, Ye Che's mind kept popping up these vague thoughts one after another, adding a different kind of fun to the boring weeding process.
And although there are large areas of weeds and weeds in front of Ye Che, if the camera is zoomed out, behind Ye Che, there are more large areas of weeds that have been pulled out, and some of them have piled up into a large pile. The big haystacks under the ground prevent them from contacting the ground and prevent them from continuing to take root.
This is Ye Che's spoils from working all day yesterday.
In addition, a thin layer of weeds spread from behind Ye Che to the border of the field, just like the carpet Ye Che laid for himself for the coronation ceremony, declaring At this moment, and even in the past few months, who is the real owner of this land.
The cameras and staff not far away are the witnesses of the coronation ceremony.
Man sets foot on the ground, man makes a choice, man announces his coming.
This is the first step in man's conquest of land.
"Gu dong gu dong."
After drinking a mouthful of cold water, the staff member who wiped off his sweat looked at the figure in the field, feeling slightly dazed while feeling emotional.
Frankly speaking, this kind of reality show-like segment is actually quite a test for the staff. After all, they have to follow the film anytime and anywhere, and also enjoy the same weather treatment as the guests.
But it's still better than the guests. They have umbrellas, don't have to do too much work, and drink ice water prepared in advance. To be honest, the guests should suffer the most in this show.
But having said that, staring at someone for a long time is actually quite boring, and it will become a pain over time, and then pray for an early shift change.
But the staff member in charge of following Ye Che said that it didn't seem too boring?It's even vaguely fascinating.
In the final analysis, it was still the quietness of Mr. Ye when he was working and a very wonderful temperament that he exuded inadvertently.
As a variety show guest, he doesn't chatter and express himself when he's working, he doesn't deliberately create a little show effect with surprises, and he doesn't talk to himself about feelings and nonsense
He just bent over and worked in silence, with an almost calm posture.
It seems that he is not completing a job or task boringly, but he is really feeling the process very seriously, just like a devout believer going to the Holy City to worship, step by step, every step forward is to the heart a baptism.
It seems a bit mysterious to say this, but to put it simply, some people are handsome even if they are farmers!
While the photographer on Ye Che's side was admiring the masculinity, on the other side, Wan Dingwen was walking towards the field excitedly.
Of course, as a shortcut group, Wan Dingwen certainly didn't farm happily, but just recently, he finally received a task from the program team!
Having made his debut for so many years, Wan Dingwen has of course participated in many variety shows, and every variety show, no matter how good the promotional slogan is, no matter how lofty the purpose of the promotion, in the final analysis, it still cannot escape the essence of entertainment.
For entertainment, play around, make more interesting small links, more interaction, the effect of the program is basically there, so although the program "Forgotten Life" was made with a lot of fanfare before it was broadcast, Wanding In fact, Wen still feels that this variety show is not much different from other variety shows.
No, the existence of side missions just shows this point!
And to be honest, if someone really avoids the boring and long-term main quests, and instead relies on colorful and fully expressive side quests to complete the ultimate goal, wouldn't that be quite interesting?
In this way, not only is it easy, but the popularity will definitely increase. This way of clearing the level is in line with Wan Dingwen's understanding of variety shows.
So these days Wan Dingwen spends most of his time wandering around the village, and he has discovered some blind spots after a lot of walking, that is, tasks like looking for cats and dogs seem to be a bit low-end, and the pay is very low, so basically It is not within the scope of consideration of Wandingwen.
Just a few days later, with the mentality of giving it a try, Wan Dingwen took the initiative to get in touch with the program team, and then it was all right!
This task is coming at once!
And the reward was a full two hundred yuan, how much land would it take to earn it? !
In addition, the content is also simple. It seems to be a job similar to interviews. Take the questions on this piece of paper to interview farmers in this village who are still farming. No one can refuse such a good job, okay? !
With this in mind, Wan Dingwen came to the field excitedly with the unopened question letter, and the photographer followed closely behind him.
Looking around, Wan Dingwen quickly found his target - an old man who was drinking water and resting.
After all, it is the season of planting, and if it is later, it will really not catch up with the season, so no matter what the other time is, now, there are still many people in the field.
After locking the target, Wan Dingwen, who opened the envelope, rushed to the uncle before he could read it carefully. After a brief explanation, Wan Dingwen, who got the approval of the uncle, began to read the first question:
"Master, let me ask you something, um, are you happy being a farmer?"
Well, it's a very positive question, surely the uncle's answer will definitely touch the audience, right?
Then think carefully about what exactly is true happiness.
Wan Dingwen thought so, but after hearing this question, the wrinkled face of the uncle who seemed to be a little nervous suddenly collapsed, and then he said with a slumped face:
"I'm happy every chance I'm happy, I'm exhausted and I'm happy all the time!
I'm a happy hang, happy you? ! "
Wan Dingwen: "???"
uncle!You don't play your cards according to the routine!
With a dry laugh, Wan Dingwen, who didn't know how to answer, simply thought of the next question:
"So who do you think is making you unhappy?"
There seems to be something wrong with this question.
After reading it, Wan Dingwen, who was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked at the following question:
"What do you think of the local policy on agriculture?"
"Which one do you think is the most unreasonable?"
"May I ask what kind of chaos do you think there is in the local area?"
Wan Dingwen: "."
Hey!
This fucking wants me to die!
Is this something I can ask?Or in front of a national audience?
This 200 yuan is not even for the dog!
(End of this chapter)
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