This star is a bit cold

"Growing beans at the foot of the South Mountain, the grass is full of bean sprouts.

Chen Xing manages the barrenness and filth, and returns with the moon lotus. "

Strictly speaking, these few poems are actually quite humorous. The literal meaning is, I work so hard every day, why do I end up planting more ground weeds than bean sprouts?
The author has nothing to worry about, and the leisurely and contented mood suddenly appears on the paper.

And if we really want to be serious, Tao Yuanming most likely doesn't know how to farm land, and most of them are just playing for tickets. After all, the family has a wealth, and he can't starve to death.

Otherwise, if you really use this kind of leisurely attitude to cultivate the land, the whole family will be gone long ago.
Of course, many literary works cannot be viewed blindly from a realistic perspective.

If you really want to be serious, you can actually say that literature is useless. After all, it does not help reality much on the surface, but human beings cannot lose literature after all.

No matter how difficult the reality is, we always need a certain spiritual world to weave a kind of dream, so as to temporarily stay away from the suffering of reality. Sometimes the meaning of literature may lie in this.

In addition, to be honest, although Ye Che also hopes to have the same state of mind as Mr. Wuliu, his back hurts!
In other words, the whole body hurts, but the back pain is particularly obvious.
Chenxing manages the sordid, and returns with Yuehe.

This is indeed a true portrayal of Ye Che's life in the past two days. Although it is not possible to work all day long, he stops and rests, then stands up and continues to work. After a few back and forth, the whole day really passed by like this.

Because there is not much land to plant, Ye Che is really meticulous in his work, trying to do his best in every part, but it is this kind of meticulousness that tormented Ye Che, whose physical fitness is really like that. Not light.
But fortunately, after two or three days of busy work, the weeds are finally pulled out, and the next step is to turn over the ground, kill and sterilize, and then proceed step by step. After the sowing is completed, Ye Che will be more or less free. Then you can do side missions.

But that leisure is something that will come later. Now, under the dark sky, Ye Che held his small tools in one hand and supported his waist with the other, and then walked to the place where he lived with difficulty.
Bending, this is the most action Ye Che has done in a day, the steel plate probably would have been broken by bending back and forth, it is a flesh and blood body, so it can withstand such a toss.

Sometimes Ye Che really wondered, what did those ancient peasants rely on to survive so tenaciously?
Leaving this aside, it may be because it is getting late. People in the field went to the field one by one, and the smoke was rising not far away. When the smoke rose, the middle-aged and elderly people working in the field would naturally I knew it was almost time to go back to eat.

Things that show the time, such as mobile phones and watches, are of little significance to them. Only the smoke from the kitchen or the shouts of family members are the best ways to show the time.

Under the dark sky, the middle-aged people and the old people in this village gathered together in twos and threes and walked towards the house, chatting about nothing special, nothing more than some things in the field and various trivial matters in life, But obviously, it may be because there are many cameras in the village, the villagers speak more or less elegantly.

But looking at the villagers in front of him, Ye Che slowed down a little. There was no way, he was afraid of everything, everyone was like a normal person, what does he look like holding his waist.
After hitting his waist a few more times, Ye Che hadn't moved forward again when he heard such a voice from behind.

"Yo! Who is this?" Ye Che turned his head and saw that the straight-backed Meng Xuan walked towards him with a smile on his face, shaking his head and sighing as he walked, "The physical fitness of young people nowadays is not good enough. Where did it go? It didn’t even work, tsk tsk tsk.”

Ye Che: "."

"Oh? Really?" Seeing Meng Xuan walking towards him, Ye Che asked calmly first, and then before Meng Xuan noticed anything was wrong, Ye Che violently broke out like a tiger!

In a flash, he came to Meng Xuan's side, and then poked it with his fingers moderately.

"Damn it!" The moment Ye Che poked it, Meng Xuan gasped, and then backed away while clutching his waist, "What are you doing?!"

"Aren't you tired from standing still?" Ye Che glanced at Meng Xuan, and said, "You must have been weeding these two days, right? How can you be better than me? And if my guess is right, your weeds should be It’s not finished yet, right? You’d better hurry up, and then you’ll have to expose to the sun for a few days, and if you miss the best time for planting, the crops will definitely lose production.”

"It's been wiped out long ago, okay?" Meng Xuan, who was covering his waist and no longer holding on, said nonchalantly while hammering his waist: "It's just that I have a kind heart, and I can't bear to drive them all out, so I kept a little bit."

Ye Che: "?"

I thank you for weed.
But having said that, seven or eight mu of land, even if Meng Xuan did a rough weeding, the time seems a bit insufficient, right?

If this guy is not careful, he will really die before he succeeds.
The two chatted for a few words, and suddenly someone's footsteps came from behind.

Ye Che looked back, not far away, the shadows of two middle-aged men seemed to appear at the end of the road.

"Hey, Brother Niu, look!" Jiang Guang, with sharp eyes, spotted the two familiar figures in front of him from a distance, "Could those two people walking so slowly be Xiao Ye and Xiao Meng? "

"It seems so." Niu Yang, who squinted his eyes, suddenly trembled, "Hold me up straight!"

Jiang Guang: "."

Are you so face-loving?
"Brother Niu, it's really unnecessary." Jiang Guang, who saw Niu Yang's bravado, persuaded him politely: "At our age, it's normal for us to not work as well as young people, so it's really unnecessary, what should we do? What kind! Men should be frank!"

Niu Yang: "?"

You are so magnanimous, why do I feel that your waist has straightened a lot.
As for men, no matter how old they are, they always care about saving face.

Just like that, the two middle-aged men walked up to Ye Che and Meng Xuan who were slowing down.

After getting close, the two of them naturally discovered what was going on with these two young people. One had a straight back and a calm face, one could tell they were strong!
The other one was a little stretched, clutching his waist and rubbing it there.

"Xiaoye, you can't do it." Niu Yang said with a sigh of relief, "Why is this so young? You see, Uncle Niu, I'm just like a normal person planting fifteen acres of land!"

Ye Che: "."

As far as I know, when you saw the size of the fifteen acres of land, you were immediately dumbfounded, and then secretly found the program team overnight, and hurriedly reduced the area of ​​​​the cultivated land
You old cow pie can't do it either!
It's not as fierce as the one sent by recklessness!
As for why I knew, of course the undercover agent Su Shibai told me.

Cough
Adhering to the principle of being tough, Ye Che just shook his head slightly and didn't say much, although Niu Yang's face was a little bit hateful now.

Seeing Ye Che's silence, the thin middle-aged uncle also appeared on the stage. "Many young people nowadays never exercise and like to stay up late. It's normal to have poor physical fitness! But Xiaomeng looks quite energetic. It’s more self-disciplined.”

"Where is it?" Meng Xuan shook his head modestly when he heard the topic turned to himself, "Brother Jiang, you are not bad, you have three points of my demeanor! This is already very admirable."

Jiang Guang: "???"

Why are you still stepping on it? !

Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to have a happy business and brag to each other? !

Young man, you don't talk about Wude a bit.
"Yes." Niu Yang, who heard Meng Xuan's words, patted Jiang Guang's shoulder with emotion and said: "Old Jiang is not bad, he has almost one-tenth of my skill, but he is a real person. Reveal!"

"No, no, no." Meng Xuan hurriedly shook his head and said, "I think Brother Jiang has at least half of Brother Niu's skills! Brother Niu, don't underestimate Brother Jiang!"

"Harmful! No way! One-fifth at most!"

"How could it not be!"

Jiang Guang: "."

Do you do math?
Seeing that Niu Yang seemed to be arguing with Meng Xuan, Jiang Guang hurriedly stepped forward as a peacemaker, "Okay, okay, stop talking, let Xiaoye listen too much, he should feel inferior!"

"Huh?" Meng Xuan and Niu Yang were taken aback for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully, "It seems to be right."

Immediately, the three men looked at each other tacitly, then at Ye Che together, and then they all laughed at the same time.

"Hahahahaha!"

Ye Che: "???"

I think you are really happy too early.
And Mr. Jiang, don't think I don't know. Although you only planted three acres of land, you are still there at night holding your waist. Oh, and if I remember correctly, you have already contacted the program team in private. They helped them go down the mountain to receive a courier, which contained ginseng whiskers specially sent by your wife or something
But then again, why can that guy Su Shibai even spy on this kind of news? !
What ace agent.
Perhaps it was because the laughter was too loud, but soon, the heroic laughter of the three attracted the last guest.

"Hello, teachers." The voice came from behind several people, and they turned their heads to look intently. The person who came was Wan Dingwen who seemed a little downcast.

After interviewing about that incident, Wan Dingwen was completely afraid of side missions, for fear that if he was not careful, he would step into the trap again.

During the interview, although Wan Dingwen bit the bullet and asked several questions, when those really sensitive questions that would be harmonious if one was not careful appeared, Wan Dingwen really couldn't hold back and chose to give up on the spot .

And because he gave up halfway, the reward can only get a quarter of what was agreed, which is 50 yuan
What black-hearted capitalists!

Through this lesson, Wan Dingwen really realized that there may not be too many loopholes to take advantage of in side missions, so in order to complete the ultimate goal set by the program group, Wan Dingwen can only say that he will return to the main line, but before the official start of work, it is still It is better to ask other guests and learn from their experiences.

So following the familiar laughter, Wan Dingwen appeared in front of several people.

After simply saying hello and getting acquainted, Wan Dingwen couldn't wait to go straight to the topic and said: "How many acres of land do you think is suitable for planting? How many acres of land will you not feel tired?"

Although an acre of land seems quite large, judging from the words of the villagers, they seem to be doing it easily?
So it shouldn't be too difficult?
"This will vary from person to person." Niu Yang who heard Wan Dingwen's question took the lead and said, "Depending on your own physical strength, some people have no pressure for more than ten acres, but some people have one or two Mom can't straighten up!"

Ok?
Wan Dingwen was taken aback for a moment, then after looking around, he understood in an instant!

Ye Che: "."

you know shit
He rubbed his forehead with some headaches, but Ye Che, who didn't say much, just watched them gather together to brag, and then they walked towards the village together.

No matter how you blow it, it will not affect the final result!
And Ye Che, as a person who has been on the hospital bed once, really doesn't care about such small things, everything is fake, only this backache is real
But if I remember correctly, the medicine Su Shibai prepared for me seems to have something for my waist, right?
Go back and apply the ointment the whole time.

In this way, the men went back to their respective houses after bragging. As the number of men decreased, their backs became more and more bent. In the end, everyone entered the door with their waists supported.
It may not be necessary to be injured, after all, it is really hard to say that I have done a lot of work, but I have never done farm work before!
It's strange that the waist doesn't hurt when it's done suddenly.
And as the guests went home one after another, the staff who followed them finally ended the filming for the time being, and prepared to have a meal first with the equipment on their shoulders.

Feng Zheng was still sitting in front of the screen at this moment, but he already had an extra lunch in his hand. While eating and watching, Feng Zheng listened to the assistant's report by the way.

The point of these reports is that the leaders of the TV station are already asking about the next episode of the program.

After pondering over the materials captured earlier and the progress and effects of editing, Feng Zheng finally gave the correct words:
"Tell the leader, it will take another two days, and then send the new episode to the station."

"Received." Taking out the memo to write down the matter, the assistant also said with a little emotion: "The ratings of the first episode of the program are very good, and the expectations of this program are very high in the station, and I feel a little stressed Director Feng."

"We haven't seen such a big storm before." He waved his hand indifferently, and after thinking about the materials shot before this show, Feng Zheng still showed a satisfied smile, "The new episode will definitely not be worse than the last one." Yes, maybe the effect will be even better, and if this quality is maintained, it might really become this year's hit variety show."

"Definitely!"

"I hope so." Smiling and shaking his head, Feng Zheng turned his gaze to the screen in front of him again.

After watching for a while, Feng Zheng really began to seriously think about a problem.

How about finding a masseur to massage the guests?

Otherwise, the waist is really worn out, and their program team really can't afford it