Raise your wife to be the richest man
Chapter 110 Ximen's Unlucky Diary
Chapter 110 Ximen's Unlucky Diary
In the underground parking lot, the car shook for a while, causing the owner of the car next to him to have a smile that could be encountered in such a thing.
Just as I was about to record my beautiful life with my mobile phone, I saw the fat man in clothes getting out of the car, holding some clothes in his hands.
Big Brother:?
Somewhat confused about the situation, he watched the fat man struggle with the clothes in the open trunk and the trash can for a minute before throwing the clothes into the trash can.
When he couldn't understand what he meant, the handsomely dressed fat man had already driven away.
I thought it was a duo, but it turned out to be a one-man show, wow!
Outside the parking lot, Fat Brother has already merged into the traffic flow, cursing and irritably driving the car, and his braking performance has been brought into full play by him.
Finally out of the congested area, I put one hand outside the window to feel the cool wind, and put the other hand on the steering wheel, humming a song, feeling very happy.
"Draw a hundred beauties to accompany me.. draw another hundred beauties to warm the bed.. oh oh oh oh!"
After singing all the way with a broken gong voice, the fat brother drove the car to a restaurant, found a seat, and couldn't help tapping his right hand on the table with excitement.
I was not in the mood to look at my phone anymore, so I took my phone and booked the nearest and most expensive hotel after thinking about it.
Fun, hey hey hey!
Not long after, looking at the beautiful woman who came in at the door, the fat brother watched her approaching. With her charming curves, charming smile, and exquisite facial features, he felt more and more destined to be with her.
God is kind to him!
"Xiaomei, here!" Fat Brother raised his hand and shouted.
Ding Shuo took catwalks, approached slowly, and then sat gracefully on the chair opened by the fat brother, and stroked his skirt, making the curve more obvious.
The fat guy wiped his nose, thinking that he hadn't ridden a horse for a long time, and just ate grass roots all day long.
You don't need to take this medicine!
It should be okay once in a while, right?The fat brother was thinking about it, but he stretched out his hand and shook hands with Ding Shuo: "I'm Ximen, hello Ding Mei!"
"Hello, Brother Ximen." Ding Shuo looked like a little girl.
The fat brother was very attentive and handed the menu to Ding Shuo.
Ding Shuo said he could not understand French.
It’s really sincere, but the fat brother can’t understand it either: “Please introduce me! I can’t understand French either.”
The waiter brother, I really want to say something, this is English, not French, he didn't say it out of consideration for the guests.
After ordering the food, the fat brother looked at the opened wine and decided to relapse once, the old man will not take medicine!I want to return to vulgarity.
"Xiaomei, you are much more beautiful than I imagined." The fat brother looked for a topic.
Ding Shuo smiled.
He just treats it as a fun game. In fact, he doesn't care if he can find a path he hasn't traveled. If he really wants to find a G guy, he doesn't know how to find it.
I just like to see people find out and look terrified.
He is more diligent now, and more able to run later, he thinks this is just looking for fun, but in fact it is just looking for fun, just fishing with himself.
In this perverted world, he is somewhat perverted.
After eating like this, Ding Shuo agreed to go to see the stars and the moon under the fat brother's clumsy language routine. The fat brother was confused all the way, and when he arrived at the hotel, he was still confused.
After sending Song Ci a message, he turned off his phone.
in the courtyard.
Song Ci made several phone calls, but they were all turned off, so he knew that Brother Fatty was dead.
This idiot, thought he had picked up a big deal, but in the end, he was just teasing him, and when the time came, he would be frightened into a psychological shadow, and it would be bad if something happened.
I said it but didn't believe it, I don't want white wealth, I have to be beautiful, don't you know that beauty has thorns?
By the time you get stabbed, it's too late.
Song Ci called Ding Shuo again with his mobile phone, but Ding Shuo didn't answer, so he sent a message back, saying that he was just playing around, don't worry, nothing will happen.
How about playing around?So what should we do?
I haven't seen you for a few years, and I have become more and more abnormal. What did you experience when you were in Taiguo?
Song Ci didn't know how to define Ding Shuo's behavior. Song Ci shouldn't have given them his business card, but he couldn't do anything if several LSPs insisted on it.
"What's wrong?" Tang Shi put down the dishes and asked.
Song Ci sighed.
"Ding Shuo tricked Fat Brother to the hotel." Song Ci replied, "I'm worried that Fat Brother will wait for me at the company with a kitchen knife tomorrow."
Song Ci told her that at first Ding Shuo called and was seen by the boss, who gave him a business card, and then several colleagues insisted on Ding Shuo's business card, and finally it became uncontrollable.
Song Ci really didn't know what to say, so he tried to persuade him, but it was useless.
"A man's mind is as scary as a woman's heart." Tang Shi went to the bedroom and threw an iron object to Song Ci.
Holding it and looking at it, Song Ci looked at her suspiciously.
"Swinging stick!" Tang Shi pointed to the swinging stick in his hand: "It's contracted."
Song Ci:?
Why do you keep this in your room?Is this to guard against thieves and robbers or leave me, an honest gentleman?
Tang Shi looked at him: "I'll keep some for your self-defense, I still have some!"
and also?
I don't know what to say now, Song Ci looked at the stick that was more than one meter long, this kind of thing hit him, he, a martial arts practitioner, couldn't bear it, right?
It can only be said that Tang Shi is also very good, and he is still preparing these things at home.
"I'm a weak woman, so it's normal to prepare something for self-defense?" Seeing his strange expression, Tang Shi explained: "We must always consider safety issues, and there are many perverts now."
Who is this talking about?
He is the only one who lives in the same bedroom with Tang Shi, so you say he is a pervert?This is slander, this is dirty water, this is a scapegoat, and he does not admit it.
In the future, I will use a gentler way to achieve my goal, and plan for these two days. Obviously, the plan is not thorough enough, at least I need to prepare a helmet.
"There are reasons and evidence, and there is no way to refute it." Song Ci looked at her, speechless.
Overlords and tigers are dead.
It's not that they have prepared anti-wolf spray, in case there is an electric shock boy, Song Ci doesn't want to experience these things.
Looking at Tang Shi who was going to the kitchen to cook, Song Ci held the swinging stick, wondering if he should bring this thing to the company tomorrow.
I don't know what happened to Fat Brother.
Somewhere he couldn't see, the fat brother ran out of the hotel, wrapped in a white bathrobe, holding a mobile phone, and ran out of the hotel in a mess.
One of the slippers ran away, and he didn't stop. He hurriedly pressed the down button of the elevator, and turned to look at Ding Mei at the hotel entrance. He didn't even dare to look at him.
It wasn't until he ordered the elevator and went downstairs that he breathed a sigh of relief. It was terrifying, terrifying!Xiao Song hurt me too!
Tomorrow, I must take the kitchen knife given by the credit knife at home and go to the company to ask Song Ci for an explanation.
The fat brother treats him as a brother, and he feeds the goblin with the fat brother, whether he can bear it or not.
"Fortunately, I ran away." The fat brother got out of the elevator and went straight to the hotel lobby.
When he left, he was in a hurry, panicked, and filled his heart with fear and shock. He didn't even have time to take the car keys, and now he can't even drive the car.
I don't want the car keys anymore, and I won't believe in beautiful women anymore, unless there are Guoguo's selfies and no extra parts, he will believe it.
The people in the hotel stopped him or he would leave, saying that the bathrobe was the property of the hotel, and the fat brother had no choice but to buy the bathrobe.
Fat Brother felt helpless.
Just now, he experienced the darkest moment in his life. When the big beauty had the same thing as him and crushed him in all directions, the fat brother felt that his dignity was gone.
Not only is the dignity gone, moral integrity, face, everything is gone, but so much money was wasted.
For a moment, he thought that he had spent so much money and got nothing, it was such a loss, even if it was silica gel, he had to grab a few handfuls!
In the end, he just ran away, afraid that he would become a pervert, and he was also afraid that he would become a pervert's plaything.
"What a crime!" Fat Brother called a taxi.
In just a bathrobe, he always felt like a pervert when he walked to the intersection, especially when he was pointed at by others.
I have eaten all the losses I have never suffered in my life today.
When he got into the taxi, he realized that he didn't have a key. The fat brother who had never regretted not installing a fingerprint lock for himself so much, patted his forehead, and was going to go home and find a lock picking company.
"Handsome guy, pay attention to the magpie, it's running out." The driver reminded him.
Is it necessary to show off such a little thing?
He was still wearing a bathrobe, and he thought he had encountered a pervert, so what was he thinking if he didn't cover it up with such a little thing?
Fat Brother: "."
What are you looking at? Have you never seen Dapeng?
He pulled off the bathrobe, didn't bother with the tall driver, generously forgave him for his impoliteness, and then began to complain about his bad luck.
Holding the phone and looking at it, the fat brother turned over and looked at it several times, desperate.
Ma De, I took the wrong phone.
Looking at the tall and burly driver, the fat brother felt that there should be no agreement. What he should do today is still a big problem, and he can't sleep on the street.
Only Brother Wang's house, Sister Ge's house, and Sister Ge's house are the only ones who know the address, and the door guards can't get in. Brother Wang's house is an old community, so it's easy to get in. The problem is this way?
"Master, change the address and go to another place." Fat Brother reported the address.
The driver nodded.
When he got downstairs to Brother Wang's house, he realized that many places were impassable for cars, and they were about to be demolished. Some places must be moved, and there were still 200 meters left, so he couldn't drive in.
"Hello, 85, do you scan the code or?" the driver asked him.
Fat Brother was extremely embarrassed.
"Master, wait for me. I'll go up to get the money. The phone is on your side. I'll come down right away." The fat brother handed him the phone.
When the driver was confused, he had already got out of the car. Looking at the fruit phone in his hand, the driver looked at the fat guy wearing a hotel slipper and a bare foot under the car lights.
For a moment, he was a little silly and couldn't tell the difference.
After the fat brother and the security uncle looked at each other, they ran into the community.
Behind him came the shout of the security guard: "Pervert, stop."
Not daring to stay, the fat brother went upstairs, found the floor according to his memory, and knocked on the door. He was so anxious that he died.
The person who opened the door put on a mask, looked at the embarrassed fat man, and after confirming that he didn't recognize him, he let out a scream, and the fat man felt that his eardrums were about to disappear.
"Is this Wang Defa's family?" Fat Brother asked her, covering his ears.
Pointing to the opposite side, she yelled at Fat Brother, saying he was a pervert, and Fat Brother had been tortured to the point where he had no strength to refute.
When Brother Wang opened the door, he covered his wife's eyes, from top to bottom, from bottom to top, looked at the sneering fat brother at the door, the brain of the programmer obviously couldn't understand why he did this.
Wearing a bathrobe, one shoeless foot, messy hair, dirty feet.
"Little fat? What's wrong with you?" Brother Wang asked him.
Fat Brother pulled his bathrobe and sighed deeply: "Song Ci has caused me a lot of trouble, Brother Wang, help the world."
Brother Wang was just about to speak.
A voice came from the loudspeaker downstairs: Residents of all buildings pay attention, a pervert wearing a bathrobe slipped in from our community, everyone pay attention, everyone pay attention!
Fat Brother: "."
(End of this chapter)
In the underground parking lot, the car shook for a while, causing the owner of the car next to him to have a smile that could be encountered in such a thing.
Just as I was about to record my beautiful life with my mobile phone, I saw the fat man in clothes getting out of the car, holding some clothes in his hands.
Big Brother:?
Somewhat confused about the situation, he watched the fat man struggle with the clothes in the open trunk and the trash can for a minute before throwing the clothes into the trash can.
When he couldn't understand what he meant, the handsomely dressed fat man had already driven away.
I thought it was a duo, but it turned out to be a one-man show, wow!
Outside the parking lot, Fat Brother has already merged into the traffic flow, cursing and irritably driving the car, and his braking performance has been brought into full play by him.
Finally out of the congested area, I put one hand outside the window to feel the cool wind, and put the other hand on the steering wheel, humming a song, feeling very happy.
"Draw a hundred beauties to accompany me.. draw another hundred beauties to warm the bed.. oh oh oh oh!"
After singing all the way with a broken gong voice, the fat brother drove the car to a restaurant, found a seat, and couldn't help tapping his right hand on the table with excitement.
I was not in the mood to look at my phone anymore, so I took my phone and booked the nearest and most expensive hotel after thinking about it.
Fun, hey hey hey!
Not long after, looking at the beautiful woman who came in at the door, the fat brother watched her approaching. With her charming curves, charming smile, and exquisite facial features, he felt more and more destined to be with her.
God is kind to him!
"Xiaomei, here!" Fat Brother raised his hand and shouted.
Ding Shuo took catwalks, approached slowly, and then sat gracefully on the chair opened by the fat brother, and stroked his skirt, making the curve more obvious.
The fat guy wiped his nose, thinking that he hadn't ridden a horse for a long time, and just ate grass roots all day long.
You don't need to take this medicine!
It should be okay once in a while, right?The fat brother was thinking about it, but he stretched out his hand and shook hands with Ding Shuo: "I'm Ximen, hello Ding Mei!"
"Hello, Brother Ximen." Ding Shuo looked like a little girl.
The fat brother was very attentive and handed the menu to Ding Shuo.
Ding Shuo said he could not understand French.
It’s really sincere, but the fat brother can’t understand it either: “Please introduce me! I can’t understand French either.”
The waiter brother, I really want to say something, this is English, not French, he didn't say it out of consideration for the guests.
After ordering the food, the fat brother looked at the opened wine and decided to relapse once, the old man will not take medicine!I want to return to vulgarity.
"Xiaomei, you are much more beautiful than I imagined." The fat brother looked for a topic.
Ding Shuo smiled.
He just treats it as a fun game. In fact, he doesn't care if he can find a path he hasn't traveled. If he really wants to find a G guy, he doesn't know how to find it.
I just like to see people find out and look terrified.
He is more diligent now, and more able to run later, he thinks this is just looking for fun, but in fact it is just looking for fun, just fishing with himself.
In this perverted world, he is somewhat perverted.
After eating like this, Ding Shuo agreed to go to see the stars and the moon under the fat brother's clumsy language routine. The fat brother was confused all the way, and when he arrived at the hotel, he was still confused.
After sending Song Ci a message, he turned off his phone.
in the courtyard.
Song Ci made several phone calls, but they were all turned off, so he knew that Brother Fatty was dead.
This idiot, thought he had picked up a big deal, but in the end, he was just teasing him, and when the time came, he would be frightened into a psychological shadow, and it would be bad if something happened.
I said it but didn't believe it, I don't want white wealth, I have to be beautiful, don't you know that beauty has thorns?
By the time you get stabbed, it's too late.
Song Ci called Ding Shuo again with his mobile phone, but Ding Shuo didn't answer, so he sent a message back, saying that he was just playing around, don't worry, nothing will happen.
How about playing around?So what should we do?
I haven't seen you for a few years, and I have become more and more abnormal. What did you experience when you were in Taiguo?
Song Ci didn't know how to define Ding Shuo's behavior. Song Ci shouldn't have given them his business card, but he couldn't do anything if several LSPs insisted on it.
"What's wrong?" Tang Shi put down the dishes and asked.
Song Ci sighed.
"Ding Shuo tricked Fat Brother to the hotel." Song Ci replied, "I'm worried that Fat Brother will wait for me at the company with a kitchen knife tomorrow."
Song Ci told her that at first Ding Shuo called and was seen by the boss, who gave him a business card, and then several colleagues insisted on Ding Shuo's business card, and finally it became uncontrollable.
Song Ci really didn't know what to say, so he tried to persuade him, but it was useless.
"A man's mind is as scary as a woman's heart." Tang Shi went to the bedroom and threw an iron object to Song Ci.
Holding it and looking at it, Song Ci looked at her suspiciously.
"Swinging stick!" Tang Shi pointed to the swinging stick in his hand: "It's contracted."
Song Ci:?
Why do you keep this in your room?Is this to guard against thieves and robbers or leave me, an honest gentleman?
Tang Shi looked at him: "I'll keep some for your self-defense, I still have some!"
and also?
I don't know what to say now, Song Ci looked at the stick that was more than one meter long, this kind of thing hit him, he, a martial arts practitioner, couldn't bear it, right?
It can only be said that Tang Shi is also very good, and he is still preparing these things at home.
"I'm a weak woman, so it's normal to prepare something for self-defense?" Seeing his strange expression, Tang Shi explained: "We must always consider safety issues, and there are many perverts now."
Who is this talking about?
He is the only one who lives in the same bedroom with Tang Shi, so you say he is a pervert?This is slander, this is dirty water, this is a scapegoat, and he does not admit it.
In the future, I will use a gentler way to achieve my goal, and plan for these two days. Obviously, the plan is not thorough enough, at least I need to prepare a helmet.
"There are reasons and evidence, and there is no way to refute it." Song Ci looked at her, speechless.
Overlords and tigers are dead.
It's not that they have prepared anti-wolf spray, in case there is an electric shock boy, Song Ci doesn't want to experience these things.
Looking at Tang Shi who was going to the kitchen to cook, Song Ci held the swinging stick, wondering if he should bring this thing to the company tomorrow.
I don't know what happened to Fat Brother.
Somewhere he couldn't see, the fat brother ran out of the hotel, wrapped in a white bathrobe, holding a mobile phone, and ran out of the hotel in a mess.
One of the slippers ran away, and he didn't stop. He hurriedly pressed the down button of the elevator, and turned to look at Ding Mei at the hotel entrance. He didn't even dare to look at him.
It wasn't until he ordered the elevator and went downstairs that he breathed a sigh of relief. It was terrifying, terrifying!Xiao Song hurt me too!
Tomorrow, I must take the kitchen knife given by the credit knife at home and go to the company to ask Song Ci for an explanation.
The fat brother treats him as a brother, and he feeds the goblin with the fat brother, whether he can bear it or not.
"Fortunately, I ran away." The fat brother got out of the elevator and went straight to the hotel lobby.
When he left, he was in a hurry, panicked, and filled his heart with fear and shock. He didn't even have time to take the car keys, and now he can't even drive the car.
I don't want the car keys anymore, and I won't believe in beautiful women anymore, unless there are Guoguo's selfies and no extra parts, he will believe it.
The people in the hotel stopped him or he would leave, saying that the bathrobe was the property of the hotel, and the fat brother had no choice but to buy the bathrobe.
Fat Brother felt helpless.
Just now, he experienced the darkest moment in his life. When the big beauty had the same thing as him and crushed him in all directions, the fat brother felt that his dignity was gone.
Not only is the dignity gone, moral integrity, face, everything is gone, but so much money was wasted.
For a moment, he thought that he had spent so much money and got nothing, it was such a loss, even if it was silica gel, he had to grab a few handfuls!
In the end, he just ran away, afraid that he would become a pervert, and he was also afraid that he would become a pervert's plaything.
"What a crime!" Fat Brother called a taxi.
In just a bathrobe, he always felt like a pervert when he walked to the intersection, especially when he was pointed at by others.
I have eaten all the losses I have never suffered in my life today.
When he got into the taxi, he realized that he didn't have a key. The fat brother who had never regretted not installing a fingerprint lock for himself so much, patted his forehead, and was going to go home and find a lock picking company.
"Handsome guy, pay attention to the magpie, it's running out." The driver reminded him.
Is it necessary to show off such a little thing?
He was still wearing a bathrobe, and he thought he had encountered a pervert, so what was he thinking if he didn't cover it up with such a little thing?
Fat Brother: "."
What are you looking at? Have you never seen Dapeng?
He pulled off the bathrobe, didn't bother with the tall driver, generously forgave him for his impoliteness, and then began to complain about his bad luck.
Holding the phone and looking at it, the fat brother turned over and looked at it several times, desperate.
Ma De, I took the wrong phone.
Looking at the tall and burly driver, the fat brother felt that there should be no agreement. What he should do today is still a big problem, and he can't sleep on the street.
Only Brother Wang's house, Sister Ge's house, and Sister Ge's house are the only ones who know the address, and the door guards can't get in. Brother Wang's house is an old community, so it's easy to get in. The problem is this way?
"Master, change the address and go to another place." Fat Brother reported the address.
The driver nodded.
When he got downstairs to Brother Wang's house, he realized that many places were impassable for cars, and they were about to be demolished. Some places must be moved, and there were still 200 meters left, so he couldn't drive in.
"Hello, 85, do you scan the code or?" the driver asked him.
Fat Brother was extremely embarrassed.
"Master, wait for me. I'll go up to get the money. The phone is on your side. I'll come down right away." The fat brother handed him the phone.
When the driver was confused, he had already got out of the car. Looking at the fruit phone in his hand, the driver looked at the fat guy wearing a hotel slipper and a bare foot under the car lights.
For a moment, he was a little silly and couldn't tell the difference.
After the fat brother and the security uncle looked at each other, they ran into the community.
Behind him came the shout of the security guard: "Pervert, stop."
Not daring to stay, the fat brother went upstairs, found the floor according to his memory, and knocked on the door. He was so anxious that he died.
The person who opened the door put on a mask, looked at the embarrassed fat man, and after confirming that he didn't recognize him, he let out a scream, and the fat man felt that his eardrums were about to disappear.
"Is this Wang Defa's family?" Fat Brother asked her, covering his ears.
Pointing to the opposite side, she yelled at Fat Brother, saying he was a pervert, and Fat Brother had been tortured to the point where he had no strength to refute.
When Brother Wang opened the door, he covered his wife's eyes, from top to bottom, from bottom to top, looked at the sneering fat brother at the door, the brain of the programmer obviously couldn't understand why he did this.
Wearing a bathrobe, one shoeless foot, messy hair, dirty feet.
"Little fat? What's wrong with you?" Brother Wang asked him.
Fat Brother pulled his bathrobe and sighed deeply: "Song Ci has caused me a lot of trouble, Brother Wang, help the world."
Brother Wang was just about to speak.
A voice came from the loudspeaker downstairs: Residents of all buildings pay attention, a pervert wearing a bathrobe slipped in from our community, everyone pay attention, everyone pay attention!
Fat Brother: "."
(End of this chapter)
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